Chapter 133: Master of Demolition
Dongfang Tiexin's cheeks were red and hot, and he only felt that his eyes were about to be blinded by the picture just now.
"Shameless, really shameless!"
Iron Heart, who held the sword, was still panting, and his whole body was trembling. Dongfang Tiexin has never been a prostitute in his life, and he has never really participated in the favorite entertainment of martial arts people - drinking flower wine.
There are several times in his life that he has limited energy to go to the Qinglou, the first time is when his father Nangong Yi ordered him to go to the Qinglou to arrest his cheap big brother Nangong Wentian, don't let him be confused by the young lady of the Chu Pavilion of Qinlou to spend money indiscriminately.
And although it is a Qinglou, although there are many beautiful young ladies in the Qinlou Chu Pavilion of the Divine Soldier Xuanqi World, the young ladies are at most wearing a small vest with an off-the-shoulder on the upper body, a layer of gauze on the outside, and a beautiful long skirt on the bottom. Some scheming young ladies just let the chest of the little vest be lowered and show a little groove.
That's the case, Dongfang Tiexin already feels that those young ladies in Qinlou Chu Pavilion are very shameless, how can there be a reason for girls to expose their bodies to other men in front of the audience?
The advertisement on the TV just now is simply unsightly for Tiexin, it's better not to wear it like that, wouldn't it be to provoke those men to be beastly hairy when dressed like this?!
is still holding the pipa and half-covering his face, which is the most soul-seducing.
Anyway, Tie Xin felt very good after seeing that picture, the sword was unsheathed, and with one move, Jian Xiang destroyed the TV and even the background wall.
I have to say that Tiexin's swordsmanship and sword are very strong, cutting the wall is like cutting tofu, and all the incisions are very neat and glorious.
But after cutting, Tiexin is a little weak.
"Oops! Suffered, suffered! Is there a lot of villains in this small box, will this kill them all?" Tie Xin hurriedly leaned over to the TV to see if there would be any blood coming out, but he was too worried, and nothing came out of the LCD TV.
He also used his sword to pry the screen of the television open.
Syllable~
Electric spark beating.
"Oops!" the iron core holding the metal sword was electrified.
"It's a treasure, and it actually has a self-protection function, which is really not to be underestimated. ”
That being said, Iron Heart still used his sword to pry the TV open. However, after prying open the TV, Tiexin was still very disappointed. Because there were no miniature versions of the palace buildings and all kinds of villains he thought of inside, there were only dense electronic components inside.
"What, that's it inside, it's not a treasure. "Iron Heart was disappointed. I thought that even if there was no Lilliputian country in it, at least there were some incredible treasures. For example, Haotian Mirror, King Wen hexagram and the like.
It turned out to be just a pile of black stuff and a green board, and I don't know what it was.
"Cut, it's boring. Iron Heart kicked the TV.
Cracking sound~
"Ahh
Iron Heart was electrocuted again.
Tie Xin made up his mind that he was not going to touch this thing, although this treasure was broken, but his self-protection ability was still very strong, so it was better not to touch it.
The house rented by Xiao Hei is a high-rise, with a total height of 36 floors, and the place where Xiao Hei lives is 33 floors. He liked the house because it had three large balconies. In particular, the large balcony outside the floor-to-ceiling windows in the living room has an area of 35 square meters.
Because Xiao Hei remembered Xiao Xiao saying: "I like the big balcony the most, it is comfortable to bask in the sun and eat potato chips on the balcony when the sun is good!"
The house rented by Xiao Hei is transparent from north to south and has excellent lighting. When Tie Xin was brought in by Xiao Xiao before, he took the elevator directly, but in fact, Tie Xin was very confused at that time, and he didn't react to anything. The brain is very confused, I don't think about anything, I don't pay attention to anything.
And now his brain has been electrocuted a few times, probably because of the effect of electrotherapy, he is much more awake now.
He only now noticed that the place he was in seemed to be a little different, and he slowly approached the large balcony of the living room, and then glanced out.
Oops, Mom, dizzy!
A 33-storey building is 100 meters high. Looking down from this height, the people on the ground are just a little bigger. If there is a person with a fear of heights living in this kind of house, it must not be near the window, otherwise it can frighten the weak legs and heart rhythm disorder.
Although Tiexin had climbed high mountains and cliffs, he had never seen or even heard of the house built so high. The tallest man-made structure he has ever been to is the thirteen-story pagoda of Kaiyuan Temple, but it is only fifty meters high, and standing on the pagoda can already overlook the entire Kaifeng City.
And here, such tall buildings seem to abound, and high-rise buildings reach into the sky.
And staring down the road downstairs, wide and clean. There was no carriage, but iron cubes galloping, much faster than the horses.
"Could it be that this is the Immortal Realm?" I don't know why, Tie Xin suddenly thought of the legendary Heavenly Realm, where the immortals lived. Otherwise, how could such a tall building be built with manpower?
And another big proof that makes Tie Xin think more and more that this world is the fairy world is the flying sword in the sky.
Just when Tie Xin was standing upstairs in a daze, suddenly a little brother wearing a green uniform and stepping on a flying sword suddenly flew to the balcony where Tie Xin was located.
"Hello, I'm a delivery guy from Oriental Express. I just confirmed with Miss Xiao Xiao that someone is at home and asked me to deliver it to my door. This is Miss Xiao Xiao's courier, please sign for it. There was a large cargo box hanging behind the little brother's flying sword, and he skillfully took out a large package from the box, and then handed it over to the stunned iron heart.
"Come here and sign it. ”
Tie Xin signed the receipt in a daze, and then watched in a daze as the courier brother stepped on the flying sword and disappeared. He could only vaguely see the eight big characters behind the green uniform of the courier brother [Dongfeng Express, the mission must be achieved].
"This ...... Could this be Edgeworth's Flight?!" Iron Heart stood on the balcony with a large package in his arms and muttered to himself in disbelief.
Edgeworth flies, that is a legendary existence in the martial arts. Although there are many people in the rivers and lakes who have excellent light skills, such as the Lord of the Heaven and Earth Alliance, his earth domineering skills are not only first-class martial arts, but also first-class light skills. Walking against the wind is the signature of the Lord of Heaven and Earth. But even if he is as strong as the Heaven and Earth Alliance Leader, he still needs to breathe halfway through the use of light power, and he has to find a foothold to relay before he can continue to fly.
And that little brother who delivered the courier was actually Edgeworth Flying?!
Although Tiexin didn't know what a courier was, he could probably guess what it was. The other party brought a large cargo box, and then also distributed things and signed for receipt. Isn't this the same as a dart game, that is, delivery?
"This is really the fairy world! Even the dart master who transports goods can fly with a sword!" Tie Xin muttered to himself, but the box in his hand was not grasped steadily, and it snapped~ fell to the ground, and there was a sound of breaking in the box.
But Tie Xin didn't care about this anymore, his mind was full of the fact that this was the fairy world, and everyone could fly with the sword.
"Oops, my stomach hurts!"
I don't know if it's because he suddenly came to this world that he is not adapted, and now he only feels that his stomach hurts, but where is the toilet?!
Dongfang Tiexin frantically searched, and finally found it. After all, he still knows the recruitment of the toilet, and he can guess what the toilet paper next to the toilet is for.
After solving the major matter of the reincarnation of grains, he closed the toilet lid, and then said with some curiosity: "It's very strange in this fairy world, the toilet actually doesn't prepare water." And the toilet looks like it's connected to the floor, so you can't take it to the river and dump it. Hmm, it's probably a fairy treasure, and it will be clean after a while?"
Tie Xin thought it was probably like this. As the young master of a big family, Tie Xin is different from those civilians who do not pay attention to hygiene, and he is very accustomed to washing his hands before and after meals. Even in Dongfang's house, once he enters the latrine, he has to change his clothes once when he comes out. Of course, in this world, he doesn't have this condition.
"But you can't do it without water. Iron Heart searched everywhere and finally found a bottle of water in the living room. Cang Chang unsheathed the sword, and the iron core cut off the mouth of the bottled water.
Then he carried the bottled water to the bathroom, holding the bottled water in one hand and pouring it slowly, and washing his hands with the other. The sink was too small for him to use the iron core, so he had to use the bathtub. After washing your hands, I put the bucket of water in the bathtub.
"Well, you still need to have some water in the latrine. After washing his hands, Tie Xin felt that he had done a good deed.
Waiting for Xiao Xiao to get off work is a difficult thing, it is only two o'clock in the afternoon, Xiao Xiao will not get off work until half past eight in the evening, and now Tie Xin is already hungry.
So he had to find something to fill his stomach. Fortunately, Xiao Hei and Xiao Xiao hoarded a lot of food at home.
"What is this?" Iron Heart found a bag of green mustard-flavored (twice as spicy) potato chips from the kitchen. Although I don't understand why this thing is so well packaged and so exquisite, looking at the picture, Tie Xin thinks that this should be food.
Bang, tearing the opening, Tie Xin picked up a piece of potato chips, threw it into his mouth and chewed it. It tasted good at first, but as I ate it, a strong spicy smell rushed back into my nasal cavity.
"Gross!"
Tiexin, who had never tried wasabi, couldn't stand the smell at all and spit it out.
"The food in the fairy world is so strange. Iron Heart gave up the bag of chips. He turned out a pack of instant noodles, and the pictures of instant noodles were very attractive. There are crisp instant noodles, chunks of braised beef, and fresh broccoli, and just looking at the pictures makes your fingers appetizing.
Tiexin was really hungry, and he opened the instant noodles.
"What the hell is this? Is this the food of this fairy world so deceitful?!"
Faced with the dismantled instant noodles, Tiexin was disappointed. There was only one piece of dough and a few conditioning packets. It seems that this noodle has to be cooked by itself, but when will the eldest young master of the Oriental family cook noodles?
Tie Xin could only give up, and he had been thinking about the inconsistency between the picture and the real thing.
"People in the fairy world are really good at deceiving people!"
Find, find, why don't you find something to fill your stomach to eat.
"Well, this should work. This seems to be a snack, well, it smells so fragrant, it's all milky, look at this texture, it should be the same as Mobei's milk tofu. "Tie Xin has finally found a food he thinks he knows from the magical freezer (refrigerator) in the fairy world.
Although this thing has words written on it that I can't read, it seems to be called butter.
But this thing should be the same pastry as milk tofu. Tiexin was really hungry, so he tore open the tin foil of the package, then took a bite, and then ......
"Gross!"
"What kind of thing is this!Are the people of the fairy world so strange??, don't you have anything serious to eat?!" Tie Xin only felt that he was about to starve to death. No, I have to find something to eat. I still have some money with me.
In the Immortal Demon Hot Pot Restaurant, Xiao Xiao thought while working: Brother Tiexin should be fine at home. Well, I'll get back from work early and see him.