Dong Xiyun has an old background to reveal?

Zhang Benmin wondered, his previous memory, although Dong Xiyun is not a daughter-in-law who is not a closed door, but she is also a person who sits upright, what can Sun Weiju reveal her old story?

Something new, you have to hear about it.

Zhang Benmin bent down against the wall and came to the window of the stove house.

"What? Your Sun Weiju is a monkey in a hurry, right?" Dong Xiyun scoffed, "You have searched the southern half of the Lingdong Brigade, if you can find the slightest ugly thing about me, I will immediately pull a hair and hang myself in front of you!"

"Hair, still hanging hair!" Sun Weiju's momentum became stronger and stronger, "Tell you, unless I don't say it, as long as I open my mouth, I will make you dumb!"

"Hey, Sun Weiju, you're really capable! Let me tell you, you have to say it today, or I'm not done with you!"

"Stinky girl, are you still capable of doing it?" Sun Weiju's voice began to become smaller, "Don't publicize the ugliness of the family, you give me a quieter." ”

"No matter how loud or quiet, you have to make things clear, I Dong Xiyun can't be unclear. ”

"Okay, then listen carefully, if you think what I said is the truth, don't be verbose, obediently let Lao Tzu get it, if I run the train with my mouth full, tell you, you Dong Xiyun is liberated, and in the future, I will go to the sow in the pigsty!"

"What you say, doesn't sound right?" Dong Xiyun pondered, "Why the hell can you fucking Sun Weiju get a sow? After all, it's not scolding me for being a sow?!"

With a "snap", Sun Weiju was slapped on the back.

"Ouch, you stinky, you're pretty heavy. Sun Weiju came from a heavy snort, "Damn, I can't cure you if I don't believe it!"

"What's the matter, do you still want to be hard?" Dong Xiyun seemed to be holding back his strength, "With your little ability, you still want to be hard?"

"According to what you said, isn't it really useless if my grandson doesn't raise it?"

"Whether a man is useful or not is not something he says, he has to let a woman say it to count. ”

When Zhang Benmin heard this, he nodded again and again, it really made sense.

Sun Weiju will definitely not be convinced, "Okay, Dong Xiyun, then I really have to say it." ”

"Say, it's not okay not to say it!"

"Listen!" Sun Weiju's tone was not high, but he was very confident and firm, "Dong Xiyun, have you ever thought about asking Zhang Wuyin to sleep!"

"......" Dong Xiyun did not answer.

"I've thought about it a few times!" Sun Weiju's questioning turned into an affirmation.

"You...... Nonsense!" Dong Xiyun came back to his senses, "What are you talking about......?" This is revealing my old bottom?"

"Empty heart, right?" Sun Weiju snorted, "Dong Xiyun, don't be in a hurry not to admit it, tell you, I Sun Weiju has already determined this matter, and it has been determined! Also, there were many little daughters-in-law who wanted to sleep with Zhang Wuyin back then, and you were not the only one, Dong Xiyun." ”

"You know a lot. "Dong Xiyun is not so tough anymore.

"Why can't you know?" Sun Weiju became angry again, "Let's just talk about that Xu Lixia, that thought, it's shameless to think about it." ”

"Shameless?"

"Uh-huh. Sun Weiju pretended to be mysterious, "I don't say it, can you know?"

"Let's have something to do with you, just say it, don't talk about pulling it down. ”

"I didn't say it. If Sun Weiju didn't say it, he would be panicked, "Then Xu Lixia, I thought about calling at night, but as a result, Zhou Jiamao heard it." Hey, that's on the spot, it's a good show!"

"Do you know if it's good?"

"Zhou Jiamao was drunk once, and he said it all. Sun Weiju smiled, "Xu Lixia was naked, and she was chased all over the house." ”

"What, he's too Zhou Jiamao. Dong Xiyun snorted, "Isn't it just thinking about it, but I didn't really do it." ”

"Vulgar, uneducated, uneducated, no brains! That's a betrayal, betrayal, do you understand?" Sun Weiju slapped his mouth twice, "It stands to reason that I should also beat you all over the house, as for whether you are naked or not, you don't need it." ”

"You dare!" Dong Xiyun threw the dishes and chopsticks, "Brush it for me!"

"No, the story isn't over yet. Sun Weiju didn't want to wash the dishes and chopsticks, "Do you still want to hear it?"

"When is it your turn to be so many?"

"Oh, how dare you. Sun Weiju was a little helpless, but he seemed to be willing, "Okay, okay, can't I wash the dishes?" ”

"Alright, look at your worthless appearance. Dong Xiyun began to scrub again, "Brush the pot and wipe the pot, the man is incompetent, go aside." ”

"Oh, if you don't say that our daughter-in-law is the best in the world. In that case, then, when the surplus food goes to school, let's come to it for a while. ”

Damn, this Sun Weiju is like a reptilian worm, Zhang Benmin muttered secretly, but it's no wonder, after all, Dong Xiyun is a person with taste, and before a few years of itching, it may be fresh every day.

"Zhang Benmin, what's wrong with you?" Sun Yuliang shouted while standing at the door of the hall.

"Oh, I'm eating, I'm eating. Zhang Benmin held on to the wall and hurriedly retreated.

"Who isn't. Sun Yuliang touched his belly, "My mother's belly is about to break." ”

"Let's go, hurry up, go to school. Zhang Benmin urged.

"It's still early. ”

"It's not early, you can play a little more if you go early. Zhang Benmin felt, no matter what, Sun Weiju is still the head of the family, he ate someone else's today, and he is not yet an adult.

Sun Yuliang has always lacked assertiveness, as soon as Zhang Benmin proposed, he agreed, and the two came to the school early, planning to go to the south courtyard wall to have a good time.

However, there are always accidents, as soon as I entered the school gate, I ran into Wang Tuanmu.

"Zhang Benmin!" Wang Tuanmu's eyes widened.

Zhang Benmin was used to Wang Tuanmu's round eyes, so he didn't panic, "Teacher Wang, what's the matter?"

"You, your stomach is better?" Wang Tuanmu narrowed his eyes again, with an expression of disbelief on his face.

"Okay, but it still hurts. Zhang Benmin rubbed his stomach, "But I can't miss too much class, so I endured it." ”

"So, you're very self-conscious. Wang Tuanmu approached and bent down, facing Zhang Benmin's face, "You, did you lie?"

"What lie?"

"You said you had a stomachache, but it really hurts? Tell you, if you want to play a trick and skip class, I will pick your three layers of skin!"

"Really, it's better to eat two heads of roasted garlic. Zhang Benmin said very religiously, "Diarrhea, eating roasted garlic is very effective." ”

"Oh. Wang Tuanmu nodded, "If you say that, it has some credibility." ”

"Teacher Wang, it's okay, let's go first. ”

Wang Tuanmu didn't answer, and walked away with his head behind his back.

Zhang Benmin fell into deep thought, looking at it this way, if he went to the commune to sell some fish, turtles, shrimps and crabs in the future, he could only wait for Sunday, or he would suffer if he was targeted by Wang Tuanmu and a mongrel. You can catch fish and shrimp, and you may not be able to harvest on Sunday, and if you usually catch the hook, you will lose your vitality and can't sell it at a good price if you raise it on Sunday.

This problem in front of the eyelids had to be solved as soon as possible, and for a while, Zhang Benmin was distracted in place.

"Hey, two kids, come here. "Someone is looking for help, it's Cao Xushan, who cooks in the school cafeteria.

Cao Xushan's affordable power is actually quite large, and he is alone in the canteen, buying vegetables, cooking, cooking and washing, and he is all by himself. When he was most energetic, he was in the process of cooking, and when he was happy, he would put a few more chopsticks, and when there was meat, he would put two more slices, and when there was fish, he would cut it off.

"Hey, Principal Cao, what's the matter?" Zhang Benmin immediately ran over.

Cao Xushan likes to hear people call him the principal, and he thinks it is very bullish, and he becomes tall and mighty all of a sudden. "Oh, you carry this basket of garbage up there and throw it in the drain, and turn around. As he spoke, he took out two steamed buns from the cauldron, "White-flour steamed buns, one for each person!"

"Hey, Principal Cao, this, this is too cost-effective. Zhang Benmin smiled, "This is a big white flour steamed bun!"

"What's that?" Cao Xushan's chest straightened, "I have the final say here!" After speaking, he took out two more from the pot, "The school stipulates that things can't be taken home, and I can't eat this pot for fear of being bad, so ah, you guys are lucky." Come on, add two more to you!, but you'll have to help me deliver the garbage tomorrow. ”

"Okay, that's not easy, let's give you Principal Cao an extra day, and the day after tomorrow, I'll help you send it." ”

"Okay, you have to talk about it!" Cao Xushan grinned and bared his teeth.

Zhang Benmin hurriedly greeted Sun Yuliang, carried out a large basket of garbage and threw it away. After coming back, let Sun Yuliang take the steamed buns and go to the classroom first, he wanted to talk to Cao Xushan about something.

"Principal Cao, there is something I don't know if I should talk about or not. Zhang Benmin said hesitantly.

Cao Xushan was a little surprised, "You, tell me something?"

"Hmm. Zhang Benmin nodded, "About Guo Aiqin." ”

At the mention of Guo Aiqin, Cao Xushan immediately became excited.

Cao Xushan is particularly greedy for Guo Aiqin, and almost everyone in the primary school knows that when the primary school was in the village, Guo Aiqin also enjoyed Cao Xushan's flattery, because not only can you eat the essence of the big pot of rice, but also fully experience the satisfaction of a woman being teased. It was only after the elementary school moved to Xiling that Wang Tuanmu appeared. Compared with Cao Xushan, Wang Tuanmu is taller. Guo Aiqin also understands that in her eyes, Cao Xushan is just a guy after all.

"Guo Aiqin?" Cao Xushan took the initiative to step forward, "What do you know?"

"That substitute bastard Wang Tuanmu seduces her all day long, and soon the relationship between the two will be abnormal. Zhang Benmin's expression was quite regretful, "It's a good cabbage, I have to let the stinky pig arch." ”

"He is an ancestor!" Cao Xu bit his teeth fiercely, "He is an eight-generation ancestor!"

"I'm going to cure that mongrel Wang Tuanmu!" Zhang Benmin began to guide the topic, "He's too bad, damaged and bad!"

"That's it, it's not human!" Cao Xushan spat out.

"Just say, I caught a yellow eel yesterday, and I took it to the commune in the morning and sold it for a few yuan, and I didn't come in the morning. Zhang Benmin sighed, "Fortunately, Gao Jinjin asked for leave in advance, saying that his stomach hurts, otherwise he would definitely have to be cleaned up by that bastard." ”

"Then you have to go to the commune to sell?"

"Where do you want to go? Look at our brigade, who would be willing to pay for yellow eels to eat? ”

"Isn't it just to sell it to me!" Cao Xushan said with a gruesome arrogance, "What can't you eat in this school cafeteria?" I said to buy meat when I bought meat, I said to buy fish when I said to buy fish, I said that if there is no meat, just fry a green vegetable and radish, who the hell can be crooked?"

"Oh, you really have the ability!" Zhang Benmin gave a thumbs up, "That's it, I'll get some fish, turtles, shrimps and crabs to sell to you at that time, it's a little cheaper than the one in the market, and you can make it up yourself, what's the matter?"

"Well. Cao Xushan touched the back of his head, "You little hairy boy, can you do things?"

"What's wrong, are you afraid of problems?" Zhang Benmin snorted, "Doing things depends on people, not on age." ”

"Okay, at a young age, but the words are reasonable, okay, it's decided!" After Cao Xushan finished speaking, he scratched his ears again, and said with a little ruthless smile: "Just now you said that you want to cure the bad seed Wang Tuanmu, there is a way?"