Chapter 12: I want to eat the white rabbit
Although the sound was not loud, it was like a thunderbolt in the clear sky to Zhang Benmin, which exploded above his head and made his scalp tingle.
Gao Hongfen was the same, she sat up like an electric shock, panic crawling all over her cheeks.
"Sister!" Gao Hongfang, who was standing in front of the bed, muttered.
"Oh, it's Xiao Fang. Gao Hongfen stood up, "What's the matter?"
"My father asked me to come to you and let you sleep with me tonight. Gao Hongfang looked at Zhang Benmin, "Brother Gava, why did you let your sister hold her to sleep?"
"Oh, little girl, don't talk nonsense, I don't believe you asked your sister. ”
"Look at you, and you call me by my name. Gao Hongfen wants to twist Benmin's ears.
Zhang Benmin immediately opened more, and smiled, "You two are together, call a nickname and be more obedient, a big girl, a little girl." ”
"No way!"
"Okay, Sister Gao, can't you do it if you don't shout. ”
Gao Hongfang on the side couldn't wait, "Sister, can you say ha, whether to hug me or not, if you don't hug, I have to tell my father, where do you want to sleep." ”
"Hug, of course sister. Gao Hongfen hugged Gao Hongfang on the bed, and said while closing the mosquito net, "Just now, your brother Gava was helping me catch mosquitoes, and there are no mosquitoes in the mosquito net, so I can sleep peacefully." Okay, you go to sleep. ”
When Zhang Benmin heard this, he nodded again and again, "Catch mosquitoes, only catch mosquitoes?"
Gao Hongfen glared, "What do you want to catch?"
"White Rabbit!"
"I'm going to beat you!"
"That's, that's another one. ”
"Change what?"
"Black butterfly, what's going on?"
Gao Hongfen pursed her lips, her eyes widened, and she looked angry, "You, you ......" Her chest rose and fell, "Lack of greed, what a big thief!"
"What, why do you say that?" Zhang Benmin put on an innocent look.
"The White Rabbit is good, you still want to ......"
"Mmmmmm, I know, I know!" Zhang Benmin couldn't wait to nod his head, so he finally found Gao Hongfen's current bottom line, "I know, Sister Gao, I know it!" After speaking, he stretched out his hand and pressed it.
"Oops. Gao Hongfen blocked it with her hand and pointed to the mosquito net behind her.
"Cotton gauze, still translucent?" Zhang Benmin turned his head to look.
Gao Hongfang spoke, "What are you talking about, what a big white rabbit is not a white rabbit." ”
"Oh, you're talking about deliciousness. Gao Hongfen hurriedly picked it up, "White Rabbit Milk Candy, when my sister comes back from school, I will bring you more to eat." ”
"Wow, okay, okay!" Gao Hongfang slapped her face.
Zhang Benmin licked his lips, looked at Gao Hongfen with blank eyes, and said in a very small voice: "Sister Gao, I want to eat a bite of the white rabbit now." ”
Before the words fell, there was a rapid "dong dong" footsteps in the courtyard.
"Here they are. Gao Hongfen immediately got into the mosquito net, "I took the little girl to sleep." ”
What else can Zhang Benmin say, this matter itself is a little unauthentic, and now the conditions are not suitable, so let's quickly take care of it.
"It's here, Sun Yuliang is here!" Gao Jinjin ran out of breath, and after entering the house, he threw himself in front of the table, and then flipped through his comic strips.
Sun Yuliang opened his breath and then entered the door, "Where, where, where is the comic strip?" As he spoke, he looked up and saw Zhang Benmin, "Hey, why are you standing stupidly?
"Now, I won't look at it. Zhang Benmin shook his head, "Whoever looks at it suffers!"
"Why?"
Sister Gao said that she was sleepy, and Xiaoya still slept with her tonight, so she went to bed early. What about us, reading a book here will affect the two of them, so ah, Sister Gao said that if you take the book back to read, you can bring two back, if you insist on reading here, then you can only read one, and after reading it, you can go home quickly. After Zhang Benmin finished speaking, he changed his tone of joy, "It's so dangerous, when Gao Endeavor went to look for you just now, I almost finished reading a book." ”
Sun Yuliang blinked, "Oh, if you say that, you can't just look at it here." ”
Gao Jinjin was suspicious, and said to Gao Hongfen in the mosquito net: "Sister, is this the case?"
"Well, yes, I'm sleepy. Gao Hongfen seemed to be half-asleep and half-awake, "Okay, each of you take two books and go back quickly." ”
When Sun Yuliang heard this, he quickly opened the book, quickly selected two books, looked up and saw that Zhang Benmin had no intention of taking the book, and was very anxious, "Zhang Benmin, you still don't do it?" Don't be stupid, if you read it here, you can only read one." ”
"Just one copy, my family's soybean oil lamps are almost out of oil, and I can't see it when I take it back. Zhang Benmin replied.
"Isn't there still daylight?"
"During the day, during the day, you have to go to class, and you have to listen well. ”
Sun Yuliang listened to it and laughed haha, "Zhang Benmin, if you listen well in class, my surname will be written in reverse!"
"Damn it. Zhang Benmin really can't do anything about Sun Yuliang, "Your surname, don't write it the other way around, or you can take advantage of it." ”
"What's the advantage?"
"You think, your 'grandson' is the grandson of the grandson, the grandson understands, the son of the son. If you write it backwards, you will become a 'boy', a boy, in fact, a son. Zhang Benmin raised his eyebrows as he spoke, "In that case, you will change from a grandson to a son, and the elders will be divided, you say, are you taking advantage?"
"Hey, really. Sun Yuliang scratched his head, "It's okay now, in the future, I bet on this whoever I bet with, and the surname is written in reverse." ”
"You see, you've learned such a wonderful trick, remember, you owe me a favor. ”
"Yes, yes, this is okay. Sun Yuliang was not ambiguous at all, he was very happy, and felt that he had learned a trick to take advantage of an invincible opponent. In addition to being excited, he was also bold, walked up to Gao Endeavour, and said, "Gao Endeavour, make a bet?"
"What bet?"
"Bet my last name is written in reverse. ”
"Bah!" Gao Jinjin frowned, "Sun Yuliang, I see that you are stupid, how can you learn and use it now?"
"No, no, no, no. "In the end, I was cowardly, Sun Yuliang said as he ran out with two books, "I'll go back." ”
Sun Yuliang is gone, what should Gao Endeavor do? What can I do to support him? Or, transfer Gao Hongfen out? But there is a little girl next to her, Gao Hongfang.
It's hard, it's hard. Just as he was sighing, there was a call from his grandmother at the gate. It's over, it's really over now, as soon as grandma moves, it has to go home obediently, otherwise the old man will be worried.
"Alas!" Zhang Benmin couldn't help but sigh, first looked at the mosquito net, then looked at Gao Fenjin, and said, "I, I have to go back." ”
"Your grandmother called you, then go back and get two books. Gao Qianjin didn't raise his head.
Zhang Benmin felt that he couldn't lift his feet, "Hey, me, my legs are numb, why can't I take a step." ”
"Is the book too heavy, then don't take it, let's read it tomorrow night." Gao Hongfen in the mosquito net spoke.
"Tomorrow night?"
"Well, what's not to do then?"
"Okay!" Zhang Benmin seemed to hear the truth, "Then it's decided, don't cheat." ”
Gao Fenjin didn't seem to listen to their conversation at all, and his mind was all about comic books.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Benmin came to the mosquito net with his heels, and said in a mosquito-like voice with the mosquito net: "Sister Gao, tonight, do you dare to listen to your father's door?"
Zhang Benmin, who was secretly rejoicing and successfully teasing him, was screwed from the mosquito net before he could remove his face.
Fortunately, Gao Hongfen didn't use much force, Zhang Benmin felt that it was the gentleness that pinched you to death, and in a very short period of time, he felt an itchy and hot breath that was almost veneeral.
"Zhang Benmin, you are a little flower thief!" Gao Hongfen whispered softly on Zhang Benmin's face with a mosquito net attached to her mouth.
"Eh, hey!" Zhang Benmin was really stimulated, he twitched all over and sat down in front of the bed.
Gao Fenjin heard the movement and looked back, "Ah, Zhang Benmin, what are you doing?"
"Okay, what a big mosquito!" Zhang Benmin pretended to be surprised, "I heard the buzzing sound just now, so I followed, and I wanted to slap it, but my foot slipped and fell." ”
"Let's go to the river tomorrow, pinch a few ears of pampas, dry them and light them to smoke, which is more effective than mosquito coils. ”
"Alright, alright. Zhang Benmin got up, "I have to go back, or grandma will be in a hurry." ”
Zhang Benmin walked out of the door and walked reluctantly. Fortunately, there is still a hope, there is still a chance tomorrow night, besides, after tonight's run-in, tomorrow night may not just tease the white rabbit, maybe you can catch a few black butterflies alive. Thinking of this, he raised his arms and felt full of strength.
When he got home, Zhang Benmin pretended to sleep, but he was actually thinking about the details of wiping, and everything had to be planned.
In the middle of the night, the action begins.
What contains feces is a small jar of broken mud tiles that is common in the village, almost every family has it, and when it is wiped and thrown away, it will not show any flaws. The small stick that was originally intended to wipe the feces has also been improved, and a rag is wrapped around the head, and there is no sound when it is wiped.
Everything was ready, Zhang Benmin carried half a jar of, and with the help of the hazy moonlight, he set off to Zheng Chengxi's consignment store first.
In order to prevent Luo Caihua from waking up the shop, Zhang Benmin was very careful, focusing on painting the lock nose and lock buckle tightly, and then wiped a little casually and retreated. After all, it is just a door, there are few heads, and the sound is direct, which is easy to be detected.
When wiping the gate of Zheng Chengxi's house, it was different, and he was not afraid to make some noise, because it was still separated by the door of the stove house, the courtyard and the hall house. Zhang Benmin was very attentive, groping and writing down the five words "Zheng Chengxi eats" stroke by stroke, and put a frame on it at the end.
After wiping it, Zhang Benmin took two steps back, pulled down the red scarf covering his nose, and was about to take a good breath, but a thunderous voice came from behind him:
"What shit, what do you want to do!"
Fuck it, it's really unfortunate, Zheng Chengxi is back, and it is estimated that he just climbed the wall of which house. Zhang Benmin scolded secretly, took the second plan according to the plan, immediately dropped the jar, ran away, and ran around the corner to Liu Shengli's house.
Tonight's Liu Shengli is a substitute for the dead.
Zhang Benmin took care of Zheng Chengxi's speed and always kept a distance of thirty or forty meters from him, but after turning to the mouth of Liu Shengli's alley, he immediately accelerated, and then hid behind a stone pile a little farther away, waiting to see the excitement.