Chapter 50: Eating shit

Liu Shengli was overly frightened, a little dazed, and stammered and asked Xu Lixia what she was doing. Zhang Benmin couldn't understand why Xu Lixia appeared at this time, which was really puzzling.

Xu Lixia was quite natural, telling Liu Shengli that he was here to find Zhang Benmin, and then the conversation changed and asked him who he was scolding just now.

"I gambled, who, no one scolded. Liu Shengli looked at Zhang Benmin, turned his head to Xu Lixia and said: "Zhang Benmin is going to hook and fish for turtles, and it just so happens that I have something to do, in order not to let him misunderstand that I am here to explore the way, so that I will first come to pick up a hook and steal a piece of goods before dawn tomorrow, so I gambled a curse, if anyone has that mind, whose daughter-in-law will be the same day!"

Xu Lixia smiled, "It turned out to be a big deal, but in fact, it doesn't matter, Captain Liu's personality is in the eyes of Zhuang Neighbors." ”

"When it comes to being a human being, it's hard for me to jump to conclusions. Liu Shengli has begun to slowly stabilize at this time, "Alas, Xu Lixia, didn't you just leave from my house, why did you come with me again?

"Oh, I'm here to find Zhang Benmin. Xu Lixia was a little unnatural, "Isn't the head of national defense broken, I couldn't go to class in the afternoon, I thought I couldn't let him fall behind in class, so I came to Zhang Benmin to see if he could help make up for it." ”

"I said, what are you doing with Zhang Benmin, he, he hasn't grown up yet. Liu Shengli laughed.

Of course, Xu Lixia understood the meaning of Liu Shengli's words, but she was not angry, "Oh, no wonder Captain Liu asked me what I was looking for you just now, the feeling is that you have grown up." ”

"Hey. Liu Shengli touched his head, "Xu Lixia, you are still powerful, I have to obey you in that regard." ”

"Are you praising me, or are you hurting me?" Speaking of this kind of thing, Xu Lixia was not ashamed at all, "If you praise it, I am very happy, and if it is lost, I am also very happy." ”

Liu Shengli half-squinted his eyes and hung his chin obliquely, "Xu Lixia, do you have a good temper?"

"It's okay to try it a few times, just like men and women have objects, you have to be together often to find out what kind of temperament the other party is. ”

Zhang Benmin listened to it and really admired Xu Lixia, which can be regarded as a very direct hookup.

However, Liu Shengli didn't accept this set and didn't accept it at all. "What are you talking about, it's not early, it's time to go back, get some food for the child, your head is broken and bleeding and your vitality hurts, you have to make up for national defense." He digressed from the subject.

"Captain Liu really cares about us, the child's father is not at home, thanks to you. Xu Lixia still didn't give up.

Zhang Benmin stood behind Liu Shengli and jokingly quietly grabbed Xu Lixia's chest.

Xu Lixia suddenly giggled.

Liu Shengli was a little confused and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

"I'm happy, Zhang Benmin gave me a support. Xu Lixia raised her hand to cover her mouth and said, "He asked me to hit you with a big hanging melon." ”

"Huh?" Liu Shengli turned his head to look at Zhang Benmin, "Where did the big hanging melon come from?"

Zhang Benmin glanced at Xu Lixia very dissatisfied, and then said to Liu Shengli with a smile: "Aunt Xu is a person who can make jokes? ”

"Yes. Liu Shengli turned to Xu Lixia again, "Let's go, let's go together, Zhang Benmin is waiting for the next hook." The matter of making up lessons for national defense will be talked about when he is done. ”

After Liu Shengli finished speaking, he pulled his feet and left, Xu Lixia hurriedly followed, looking for stubble and talking non-stop. At this time, what she wants to do most is to get acquainted with Liu Shengli.

Zhang Benmin didn't care what the two of them muttered, he would put the hook under the line first. The hands and feet are quick, and it can be done in about ten minutes. When he went back, he found a figure swaying at the mouth of the alley, it was Xu Lixia.

Xu Lixia also saw Zhang Benmin and immediately greeted him.

"Aunt Xu, why didn't you talk to Captain Liu for a while?" Zhang Benmin took the initiative to speak.

"Don't talk about him, what kind of decent man and gentleman. Xu Lixia said angrily, "The old lady put down her body and greeted him, and kicked her nose in the face!"

"Hey, you dissipate your anger and understand more about others. Zhang Benmin snorted, "He's not the captain of the brigade who is not very comfortable, with Zheng Chengxi an old dog, can he feel better?"

"That's right. Xu Lixia sighed and laughed, "Especially when Lu Xiaorong was touched by Zheng Chengxi, he was aggrieved in his heart! Oh, no, didn't he take revenge." ”

"Revenge?"

"Didn't Luo Caihua climb for him?"

"Don't talk nonsense, didn't I tell you, it's not necessarily true or not, and whether it's true or not, if it comes out of your mouth, you'll be dead!"

"Oh. Luo Caihua stuck out her tongue.

"Okay, don't talk about that, what are you looking for, just now you said that you wanted me to give me a make-up lesson for national defense, and it was a pretense at first glance. ”

"Yes, yes, let's get down to business now. Xu Lixia hurriedly nodded and said, "I want to explain to you when I look for you, that is, I went to find Liu Shengli in the afternoon." You know, some things can't be done. ”

Zhang Benmin smiled secretly, pretending not to understand, "What are you talking about? Why did you go to find Liu Shengli, and there was nothing you could do." ”

"Hey, didn't you tell me that Zheng Chengxi wants to use me to play the trick of borrowing a knife to kill people?" Xu Lixia looked helpless, "Sure enough, that's right." ”

"Oh, I don't think I'm wrong. Zhang Benmin smiled, then frowned, "Then, what does this have to do with you going to Liu Shengli?"

"Why doesn't it matter? He Zheng Chengxi just wants to borrow Liu Shengli's knife!"

"Liu Shengli?" Zhang Benmin pretended to be stunned at first, and then laughed, "An old dog, do you still have brains? I don't want to think about it, what does Liu Shengli have to do with me!"

"Zhang Benmin, are you pretending to be confused?"

"What, pretending to be confused?"

"yes. Xu Lixia nodded and said in a low voice: "Zhang Benmin, you say, you and Lu Xiaorong, is there anything unseemly?"

"......" Zhang Benmin deliberately opened his mouth wide, and it took a long time before he stammered: "Xu, Aunt Xu, you are joking, open, open up, right? ”

"Then why did someone say that you lifted Lu Xiaorong's clothes and reached in to touch them?"

"Oh, Aunt Xu, if you say it, I will understand, this is the case. Zhang Benmin smacked his mouth, "Don't I often get some fish, turtles, shrimps and crabs, and often go to the commune to sell some money, once the yellow eel caught is dying, and I want to go to the commune in a hurry, you know, if the yellow eel dies, it will be worthless." I happened to meet Lu Xiaorong that morning, so I lied and said that I had a stomachache and asked her to do me a favor to send me to the commune health center. Lu Xiaorong believed it, she did give me a ride, and halfway through, she also met Sun Yuxiang. Could it be that Sun Yuxiang said nonsense, saying that I lifted Lu Xiaorong's clothes and touched it again? Hey, I guess, it was Sun Yuxiang who ate dog shit on the first day of the new year, and her speech has been stinky. ”

After Zhang Benmin finished speaking, a voice stabbed in next to Leng Buding.

"Who is this, saying that I eat shit on the first day of the new year?!"

Sun Yuxiang came, with her hands crossed on her waist, with an angry face.