Chapter Seventy-Seven: The Rabble
"Well, is there anyone else who is not convinced?" Hao Yun spread his hands and looked at everyone with a smile.
Everyone shook their heads quickly, and no one wanted to fight a perverted guy like Hao Yun.
Joke.
No matter how strong your body is, can you still be stronger than the walls of this practice room?
Hao Yun nodded with satisfaction, and then said: "Then who of you still thinks my rules are unacceptable? You can still put forward your opinions now, and I will reason with you personally." ”
"No more. ”
"When you talk to me in the future, please bring the word captain. Now, do you understand?"
"Understood, Captain!"
Everyone unconsciously stood upright and answered Hao Yun's questions in unison. Hao Yun smiled and said, "That's good, then our meeting will move on to the next project." I want to know what each of you is capable of, and then reassign your duties, that little girl, your name is ......"
"Captain, my name is Joanna. Joanna said.
"Oh, Joanna has shown me what she's capable of. In the future, you will be my full-time power bank. ”
"Power bank?"
"Well, it's responsible for charging my phone. Hao Yun nodded and said, "Next, from left to right, let's introduce ourselves one by one." Colbert: You don't have to talk about it.
Also, from tomorrow onwards, you give me tongue twisters every day, and I will cure your stutter. ”
Colbert pointed to his mouth in surprise, and said for a long time, "Yes, yes, yes, captain." ”
"Then it's your turn, lad. What's your name and what are your abilities?"
Hao Yun pointed to the first member.
It was a fourteen or fifteen-year-old boy with an ordinary appearance, slightly curly hair, and a little freckles on both sides of his nose. He cleared his throat and said, "Captain Hao, my name is Quake, and I am a Scud, and I have mastered the magic of speed. ”
With that, Quake made a crouch start and swooped out of the room, arriving about ten seconds later with a large mop.
"What does this mean?" Hao Yun looked at Quake inexplicably.
"This is a mop from the storage room downstairs, and I can reach a top speed of 1,000 meters per hour. ”
"How long will this state of extreme speed last?" Hao Yun's eyes lit up and asked.
"Ten seconds. After using the magic, I need to rest for an hour. ”
Hao Yun pursed his lips and said, "Hmm...... You look quite young, and you should have a good future. In the future, the cleaning of the base will be handed over to you. ”
"Hit ...... Cleaning?"
"Do you have an opinion?"
"No, Captain!"
Hao Yun waved his finger and said, "What about you?"
Standing in second place is a blonde chick with a convex and backward curvy and a hot body, but when she speaks, she is very quiet: "Uh...... My name is Jenny, and I can heal magic. ”
When the real chest is shaken, the milk is all over the world?
Hao Yun subconsciously glanced at Zhenni's chest, coughed twice and said, "Show me?"
"Okay. After speaking, Zhen Ni took out a small silver needle and pierced her finger, she slowly chanted the incantation, a golden light flashed, and the finger was intact.
Hao Yun closed his lips tightly and said with some amusement: "Zhenni, didn't you notice that the wound had already scabbed by the time you finished reciting the incantation?"
"Ah...... This ......"
"Okay, you're kind of effective, how big of a wound can you heal?"
"Even if I have a broken bone or a broken limb, I can heal it. "It's just that the spell is too long, and I often die before I can finish the spell." ”
Hao Yun covered his forehead and said with a sigh: "Starting tomorrow, you and Corbett will practice tongue twisters together, and I will train you to speak at a faster pace." ”
"Yes, Captain. Jenny nodded lightly and retreated to the back of the line.
Hao Yun looked at the next team member, an old man in his seventies and eighties, who walked tremblingly.
"You...... Not retired yet?"
"Shy? Haha, I'm eighty years old, why are you shy?"
Hao Yun patted his forehead, deliberately raised his voice and said, "Old man, could you please introduce yourself and tell me what kind of magic you know?"
"Oh, why are you talking so loudly, it's not like I can't hear you. The old man leaned on his crutches and said, "Everyone calls me Old Harpy, and I am a good ear." ”
"What ear?"
"Downwind ears!"
Hao Yun pursed his mouth and didn't say a word. Colbert stood aside and couldn't stand it anymore, he gently patted Hao Yun's shoulder and said, "When Old Harpy was young, he was also quite prestigious. It's just that I'm old now, and my old eyes are dizzy. Moreover, he doesn't just have a tailwind, he can also transform. ”
After saying that, Colbert hurriedly ran to the ear of the old Harpy and shouted, "Old Harpy, show our captain your unique skills." Do you hear that?"
"I hear, I hear, you get out of the way!" old Harpy pushed Colbert away in disgust, throwing away the cane in his hand, and taking off his shirt and pants, revealing his loose straddle muscles.
"What did he do when he took off his clothes?" asked Hao Yun suspiciously.
Colbert shushed mysteriously, and Hao Yun looked at the old Harpy with anticrative expectation again.
Old Harpy blushed and screamed, and his whole body turned green. The taller he grew, and soon he became a giant who stood tall in the sky. Hao Yun exclaimed in surprise and laughed: "Haha, sure enough, Jiang is still old and spicy, you see that his magic is much more windy than Joanna." ”
Joanna listened and pouted in embarrassment.
Hao Yun shook his left arm and said excitedly, "Come on, old Harpy, let's practice twice?"
"Captain, don't!" Cowbert hurriedly grabbed Hao Yun.
"Huh...... This can't be another silver-like pewter head, right?" Hao Yun asked with drooping eyelids.
"Hmm, who are you talking about the silver pewter head?"
After the old Harpy transformed, his hearing improved, he crossed his hands on his hips, looked down at Hao Yun and said, "Captain, look at my trick......"
Click!
The old Hulk habby covered his waist and kept inhaling cool air, and the whole person immediately withered and returned to its normal size. When Jenny saw it, she hurriedly ran over to help the old Harpy and said, "Don't be strong, you have to be strong." Hurry up, I'll help you heal. ”
After saying that, Jenny helped the old Harpy to lie down and recited spells to him word by word. This old pervert was lying on Jenny's knees, and her eyes were not honest.
Hao Yun suppressed his anger, looked at Colbert and whispered, "Send this old boy to a nursing home as soon as possible and let him retire." ”
"Yes, Captain!"
Before Corpert could agree, the old Harpy raised his arm violently.
Hao Yun looked at Corbett strangely and said suspiciously, "Isn't he deaf?"
"Uh...... Old Harpy is a tailwind, so ...... So you can hear it...... Isn't it normal?" said Colbert with a wink.
"Ah...... I'm going crazy. Hao Yun slammed his fist on the wall, leaving cracks like spider webs, "Don't you have a more reliable person?
The next member was a young black man in cargo pants, who wore dreadlocks and swayed as he spoke:
"I ...... I can't fight, my name is Edward. It's the alchemist in the team. Specializes in crafting magic phosphorus, magic weapons, and some commonly used medicines. ”
After speaking, Edward pointed to a pile of weapons and props in the corner of the practice room and said, "Those things were all made by me, and the walls of this practice room were also reinforced by me. ”
Hao Yun's face eased slightly, he looked at Edward, and said with a sneer: "Okay, it's finally a reliable career." However, the walls you made are too resistant to beating, so in the future, please use dim sum when you make things, don't always give me tofu dregs project. ”
"Uh...... Captain, it's not that my walls are not good, it's that you're too strong. ”
"Don't be, I don't like people slapping me on the back at every turn. Hao Yun waved his hand, looked at the last person and said, "What about you, what do you do?"
The last man was short and a little bald, and kept blinking as he spoke: "My name is Matthew, and I was born with yin and yang eyes, but I haven't learned magic." I'm in the team, doing some administrative work...... For example, material allocation, personnel management and so on. ”
"Oh, so you're the so-called head of administration?"
"Well, yes. ”
"Alright then, you can now compile a book of all the tasks that the team hasn't completed lately. By the way, bring me the team's ledger and give it to me in an hour, okay?"
"Uh...... No problem, Captain. Matthew said earnestly.