Chapter 495: Something Isn't Right!
The cool plane takes off, and the three of them, Burning Man, Iceman, and Little Naughty Anna, tell me a word about the strategy they discussed with Eric yesterday.
For what the three rookies did, Jean and Oloro were encouraging.
But for the method they discussed with Eric, the two girls who listened couldn't help but have black lines on their heads.
Find the base, and then hit it straight in?
This is the so-called strategy that you discussed all night?
TM is also worthy of being called strategy?
When they say it, they are afraid that others will laugh off their big teeth, and then they will have to pay for the cost of installing dentures!
But the matter has come to this point, and it is too late to discuss it again, Qin and Oloro can only stubbornly look at Zhen Hao, who was sitting silently on the side: "Mr. Zhen Hao, have you heard of Colonel Stryker?"
Zhen Hao nodded and didn't speak, and Deadpool on the side shouted excitedly: "I know, I know, I stuffed that guy's head into his ass last time!"
???
Logan, Riven, Magneto, Riven, Iceman, Burning Man and Naughty Hearing this, everyone was stupid.
You shoved Stryker's head in his ass, so who is this Stryker who took Charles?
Could it be that there are still people in this world whose heads are stuffed in their butts and can still survive strongly?
You're going to give me this!
Regarding Deadpool's exaggerated rhetorical devices, Magneto and his party didn't believe it in their hearts.
Seeing this, Deadpool was immediately happy, and said arrogantly: "With your shallow knowledge, I know that you will definitely not believe it, but it is understandable, after all, the methods of my X-Raider team to travel through various worlds are not something you frogs at the bottom of the well can imagine." ”
One sentence immediately offended nearly half of the crowd on the plane, and the young and vigorous three rookies and the young and still vigorous Logan expressed their disbelief on the spot.
The old Eric frowned and pondered for a while, his eyes lit up slightly, and said, "Deadpool, you ......"
"Call me Deadpool!"
"Uh...... Deadpool, what do you mean by wandering through the worlds?"
"Literally. ”
Deadpool spread out his hands, sprinkled with water on his face, but his heart was three feet high, Zhen Hao used the pretending routine before, and he also wanted to feel it today!
Thinking like this, Deadpool held his head high, high up but quietly waiting for Eric to continue to ask questions.
Ten seconds, twenty seconds...... Half a minute passed, a minute passed.
Deadpool put down his arrogant head with a cute face: "Why don't you continue to ask?"
"Ask what? Didn't you just say that?"
The plot didn't continue to develop as he had seen, and Deadpool jumped to his feet in a hurry: "It's not like this, your lines are not like this, you should continue to ask me, let me explain what literal meaning means." ”
Jean: "......"
Oloro: "......"
They don't want to ask, but they can force them to ask?
Eric was stunned by Deadpool's sass: "Uh...... Can you explain to us what you mean literally?"
The script was forcibly pulled back, and Deadpool found a piece of sunglasses out of nowhere and put it on his face.
Pushing the frame, Deadpool pretended to be profound: "This question is not very easy to explain, and the academics involved are more difficult to understand...... Eric, do you know what quantum mechanics is?"
"I don't know. ”
Eric shook his head honestly, he really didn't understand.
After receiving such a categorical answer, Deadpool was stunned again, blinked, looked back at Zhen Hao, and whispered, "Hey, man, what should I say now?"
Zhen Hao: "......"
I can't understand it, your special mother really lives up to the name of sand sculpture!
Zhen Hao seems to have been able to see that in the distant future, the name of Deadpool is completely equivalent to a sand sculpture.
Shaking his head, Zhen Hao glanced at Oloro on the side.
Oloro chuckled, stepped forward, looked at Deadpool and said, "I know quantum mechanics, I still know some basic knowledge, if you have anything to say directly, I can understand it." ”
I know what to say!
Deadpool's eyes lit up suddenly, and he pushed the frames of his sunglasses again, and raised his chin high: "I'm afraid you won't understand, so I said that the more difficult quantum mechanics is going to stump you, but since you have something to do with it, then I'll have a direct showdown, do you understand the multiverse?"
"This ......"
"If you understand, you will understand, and if you don't understand, you won't understand, it's best not to ask, it's the multiverse to ask. ”
The words fell, Oloro completed the task, nodded at Zhen Hao with a smile, and retreated into the crowd.
In the crowd, Eric stared at the dead fish, and he could see that this Deadpool was obviously bullshit.
Here, after the pretending was completed, Deadpool smashed it and came to Zhen Hao's side with a melancholy face: "Man, why don't I feel a little happy about pretending to succeed?"
Nonsense, that ordinary reaction on the other side, can make you happy, then hell.
Thinking like this in his heart, but he couldn't say that, in order to make Deadpool stop for a while, Zhen Hao smiled and said: "No, you are very happy, but you don't feel it, you feel it carefully." ”
Deadpool was skeptical, his head bowed and lost in thought.
Soon, a moment later, he laughed like a fool in the dream he had weaved.
Seeing this, the group in the cabin pulled the corners of their mouths, and they couldn't describe their mood at the moment in words.
It's really complicated.
The crowd was silent for a moment, and Oloro cleared her throat, looked at Zhen Hao and said, "Mr. Zhen Hao, the lives of global mutants are in danger, and we must rescue Professor X." ”
Zhen Hao was about to speak, but suddenly remembered his current villain setting, and what he wanted to say suddenly swallowed back, replaced it with a cold and ruthless toe, plucked out his ears and said: "Death is death, what's the matter with me? You don't want a villain to save the world, do you? No, no, no?"
The corners of Qin's mouth twitched slightly, and she stepped forward and said, "You can't say that, if Stryker's goal is achieved, aren't you also dangerous? Besides, if all the mutants are dead, it doesn't make sense for you to occupy this world." ”
"Doesn't it make sense?" Zhen Hao blinked and glanced at Deadpool beside him.
Deadpool nodded with deep feeling: "It's really meaningless, it's a pity that so many mutants died, such as Ruiwen, it's a pity that she died." ”
???
What a pity?
Speak to me clearly!
Being focused by everyone's gaze, especially a few of them, made Rui Wen feel as if her whole person had been seen through, and she couldn't help but take a step back with her chest hugging her chest.
Zhen Hao smashed his mouth, didn't dare to express his opinion on this issue, cleared his throat, nodded and said, "You have a point, then let's go, the goal is ———— rescue...... Phew, reclaim Charles!"
When the words fell, everyone in the cabin just looked at him in unison, without movement or speech.
On the side, Deadpool quietly came up: "Zhen Hao, they don't know where Charles is locked up at this time." ”
"Oh~!"
Zhen Hao nodded with a clear face, did not disappoint everyone, and reported the detailed address: "Under the dam of Alkari Lake, there is a military base secretly built by the military, where Charles and the others are kept. ”
"Okay, we already know the address, then we ......"
"Stand aside, is this your right to speak?"
Deadpool pulled away Magneto Eric, who was giving orders with an unhappy face, and waved his big hand: "All of them, target Alkari Lake, full speed ahead!"
Jean and Oloro stepped forward quickly, manually operating the plane, pushing the lever all the way to the top, and the engine running at high power, heading at full speed to the target ——— Alkari Lake.
All the rest of the people, those who have seats sit honestly in their seats, and those who don't have seats, similar to a certain Logan, sit on the floor of the plane very unimaged.
"Woo ho ~ obedient good dog, go to Uncle Deadpool. ”
After only two minutes of silence, Deadpool began to look for trouble, provoking Logan who was sitting on the ground.
But Logan, who has seen through the world and detached himself, doesn't care about this, and closes his eyes and raises his divine power as a leper dog barking at him.
The provocation did not receive the enthusiastic response as expected, and three minutes later, Deadpool lost interest in Logan because his life was too dull, and turned his hand to look at the mischievous Anna who was sitting not far away.
Because in a game with a huge brain, Deadpool and the naughty little one he rescued had some passionate collisions that transcended friendship.
And the most important of them is that the origin of the passion that collided with the spark was initiated by the little naughty himself.
So on this basis, Deadpool felt that he would definitely be able to pry off the corner of the iceman by taking the initiative.
But it's a pity, because most of the versions of the little naughty are different, so unlike the enthusiastic and unrestrained little naughty in the game, this little naughty is more like a little sister next door, shy and timid.
In addition, she still regards Deadpool as an obscene perverted villain, so in the face of Deadpool's entanglement and lip service, the little naughty shrank her neck in fear and didn't dare to say anything at all.
Weak, pitiful and helpless, afraid of being dragged into the tent!
Zhen Hao: Whether he is a villain or not is open to debate, but there is nothing wrong with the 'obscene pervert'!
Deadpool sighs and turns to the Iceman and Fireman after failing to dig the wall.
But because none of the two young men were his dish, he skipped the two of them directly and looked at the demon girl Rui Wen again.
"Listen, Rui Wen, I'm Wade Wilson, the captain of X-Force, a big star who has won billions of box office, I give you a chance to rise to the sky now, as long as you are my captain's wife, I will take you to the whole of Hollywood, and even when I have money in the future, I can also invest in making independent movies for you. ”
"Thanks, no need, I'm not interested in being a star. ”
Although she couldn't understand what Deadpool was saying, Riven still smiled awkwardly but politely, and decisively rejected Deadpool's toad for swan meat.
Whether you understand it or not, it's about sand sculptures anyway, so it's right to refuse directly!
Deadpool didn't give up, and continued to fight for this big tree comparable to the entire forest.
"Don't be like this, Rui Wen, you think about it again, this condition is enough to make those little girls who are waiting to be fed and want to become famous overnight scramble to warm my bed. ”
Who is rare!
With a smile on her face, Rui Wen turned her head to the side with an MMP smile on her face, refusing to say a word to Deadpool.
Seeing this, Deadpool wanted to continue to entangle, but Zhen Hao, who was disgusted with him, interjected in advance: "Wade, I think you may have made a mistake." ”
"What?" Deadpool looked back, his face dumbfounded.
Zhen Hao smiled indifferently: "It is the Canadian who has won hundreds of millions of box office, and he is the real rich man." ”
"It's all the same, I am him, he is me. ”
"No, you've already killed him in the Easter egg. ”
"I can bring him back to life. ”
"It's useless, you killed him, and you still exist, which means that you can't be equated at all. ”
When Deadpool heard this, he was furious: "I don't care, we are the same person!"
"No!"
Zhen Hao stretched out his index finger and shook it in front of Deadpool: "You are not different at all, his wife is Natasha, but you haven't even pulled Natasha's hand." ”
"Damn, who said I didn't have ......"
"Bang~!"
The familiar gunshot rang out, and Deadpool's head was suddenly shot in the head by Zhen Hao.
The cabin was silent for a second, and the next moment there was thunderous applause.
"Well done man!"
"This technique is so handsome, can you teach me?"
"Eliminate harm for the people, this is for the people, this is definitely the legendary elimination of harm for the people!"
"Little handsome guy, are you interested in coming to the lake tonight to enjoy the moon together, and have a drink by the way...... Hehe, when I didn't say. ”
......
In the noisy voices, Zhen Hao glanced at Rui Wen, who wanted to communicate with him by the lake, and then hurriedly sat upright.
Behind him, Niu Erhua silently put away the cold killing intent on his body.
Rui Wen suddenly felt a lightness on her body, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, secretly afraid.
This group of people is so terrifying, even a silent little girl can make him feel the fear of death, where did they come from?
Don't...... Is it really from another world?
Because Logan volunteered to guard the corpse on the side, the journey was quite clean, and they soon flew to the vicinity of the target area.
The sky was clear, the sun was shining, and the plane, interspersed with clouds, began to slow down and hover.
They are now located in the Canadian state of the Eagle Country, just above Lake Alkare.
Viewed from above, it is covered in snow, but it looks full of greenery, and with the dam and lake, it is a treasure of feng shui for killing people and burying corpses.
In the cabin, Rui Wen took out a USB flash drive from the indescribable ravine, and then used the projector on the plane to project the blueprint of the entire military base.
Afraid that some people with low education and IQ can't keep up with it can't understand, Rui Wen took a whip and explained superficially: "This is the topographic blueprint of the base, according to the surveyed surrounding terrain and the observation of tire marks, so it can be determined that this flood channel is the only entrance to and from the dam." ”
Logan: Who do you say about low education?
Deadpool: Who are you talking about when your IQ can't keep up?
Oloro looked at the projected blueprint of the base, and frowned: "The flood channel is very strong and long, if we can't pass through quickly, once Stryker finds out, it only needs to open the floodgates and release water, and we will be completely annihilated." ”
Eric nodded: "That's true, it is estimated that Stryker is building a base here, and this is the idea." ”
"So what should we do?"
"Stryker is so cunning, I'm going to have to rub him on the ground when I catch him. ”
"What's the use of writing now, let's find a way to do it quickly. ”
"Rui Wen, I like the way you hold the whip, can you use him to whip me?"
......
In the discussion of the three rookies, Iceman, Fireman and Little Naughty Anna, a cheap voice seems out of place.
Everyone looked back, wondering when Deadpool had gotten up from the ground.
Logan, the corpse keeper on the side, smiled awkwardly: "I was listening to the lecture just now, and I forgot about this stubble." ”
Silently retracting their gaze, everyone activated their five senses to block and block Deadpool in all directions.
Interrupted by this, Jean turned his head and accidentally caught a glimpse of the nightcrawler who had been praying for Jesus' blessing all the time, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
"Wagner, can you teleport us in?"
"Huh?" Nightkin looked up sharply, stunned for two seconds, and waved his hand repeatedly: "I can't do it, I can only teleport to a place where I can see...... Besides, there are so many of you, I can't take them. ”
The only way that could be thought of had failed, and for a moment the entire cabin was lost in thought.
"That's not right!"
In deep thought, Deadpool suddenly exclaimed, "We're here to clean up our fellow workers, why should we discuss with them how to rescue the hostages?"
Zhen Hao thought of the character design, and echoed: "I feel that what you said makes sense." ”
"So what should I do now?"
"Hold the captives, then kill their peers and retrieve the captives that have been captured by their peers. ”
"I think you have a point!"
Deadpool made a decision, pulled out his twin knives with a bang, and pointed at everyone in the cabin wildly: "Everyone obeys my command, the man is on the left, the woman is on the right, and the man is not a woman standing in the middle!"
Jean: "......"
Logan: "......"
Erik: "......"
The group was silent, resisting the urge to drag Deadpool over and beat him up, and honestly stood left and right.
Leaving Super Meow Dahua to look at the captive, Zhen Hao and his party pushed open the hatch and floated down.
The snow, verdant greenery and lakes are so beautiful that you can't help but stop and see.
Niu Erhua didn't mean to see Zhen Hao beating the children, and forcibly pulled the little jade rabbit who wanted to take the opportunity to be alone with Zhen Hao to set up a camping tent by the lake.
The old demon of Montenegro and Wang Daoxiang thought about it, but they didn't follow, only Zhen Hao and Deadpool swaggered into the flood channel.