Chapter 147: Who is the Ancient One?
Above the void.
The same palace, the same people, or Zhen Hao and his wife and the old demon couple of Montenegro.
By this time, they had parted ways with Steve and Tony Stark, and the two went to find Bucky, while Zhen Hao drove the palace to return to Huaxia to continue the house. Before the separation, Zhen Hao also asked them to download a prestige and create a group chat, called "Believe in the Love Family".
At first, Tony rejected the name, but after being rubbed on the ground by Zhen Hao, he suddenly woke up and felt that although the name was only seven words, it was rigorous in grammar, fair in wording, ingenious in structure, catchy, and aptly expressed the core meaning of this group chat.
Tony can change his mistakes, and Zhen Hao is not a stingy person, so he generously let Steve and Tony go. What? What's the matter with Steve? The younger brother questioned the boss's decision, and the other junior brother didn't refute it in time, and was still watching a good show there, is this a qualified little brother?!
Compared with Steve, an unqualified little brother, Zhen Hao felt that he was a very qualified boss and took on the responsibilities of a boss, and he was very pleased!
So since he parted ways with Steve and Tony, the smile on Zhen Hao's face has never stopped, pillowed on Niu Erhua's lap, and snickered twice from time to time, and Niu Erhua rolled his eyes when he saw it.
"You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky, let me leave you with my heart......"
The phone rang suddenly, Zhen Hao felt in his pants pocket for a long time before taking out the phone, looking at the caller ID, it was No. 1 who called.
"Hey, it's the number one, I said why the magpies on the branches are chirping non-stop this morning, it turns out that a noble person called, have you eaten?"
At this time, No. 1 heard the enthusiastic voice from the mobile phone, and the whole person froze, the way this person spoke was not at all different from the Zhen Hao in his memory, and then look at the phone number on the mobile phone, that's right! This is Zhen Hao's mobile phone number! How is he transsexual today?
"Hmm...... Are you Zhen Hao?"
"Look at what you said, how fresh, is it possible that there are still people who dare to pretend to be me? You just put your heart in your stomach, I am me, no one else. ”
"No, although you and Zhen Hao's kid speak in the same voice, the way you speak is not the same at all. He speaks harshly and aggressively, and if he can express it in two words, he will never use a word, like the first sentence he says when he answers the phone, it is always a "hey" word, how can you just answer the phone like you is a lot of balabala, enthusiastic is not good! Your voice is quite similar, but you are still too young!"
The smile on Zhen Hao's face gradually disappeared, and with No. 1's description, his face became darker and darker, and when No. 1 finished speaking, Zhen Hao's face was dark.
Taking a deep breath, Zhen Hao calmed down a little: "Do you have something?" ”
"Yes, yes, yes! That's the tune, I didn't expect it to be you kid, you have encountered some great joy, and you are in such a good mood. ”
Listening to the excited voice of No. 1 on the mobile phone, Zhen Hao sneered twice: "Hehe, if there is any happy event, it is also in the past, since you called, what happy event has nothing to do with me, let alone no happy event, now even the sky is cloudy." ”
Xu didn't expect Zhen Hao to be so sincere, and he said it directly without concealment, which made No. 1, who had just said bad things about Zhen Hao in front of Zhen Hao, a little embarrassed, so he had to beg for mercy repeatedly: "Oh, aren't I defensive, what if the content of the call between me and you is overheard." Don't be surprised, don't be surprised!"
Zhen Hao's face was impatient: "There is something to say, it is useless to say so much, it is a waste of time." ”
"Okay, you won, yesterday we researched an improved version of Gongfa 1.1, which is more in line with the traditional martial arts in our Chinese people's cognition. Number One sighed weakly, but if you listened closely, you could see the smugness in his words.
"So fast? No, didn't you say it would take a long time to study it?
Zhen Hao was surprised, he thought that No. 1 might be asking him to guide people to cultivate, or it might be asking him to help clean up someone or a certain force, but he really didn't expect No. 1 to call because of this matter, which was really a bit unexpected to him.
"Hehe~!" No. 1 smirked: "We were still discussing the research direction there, but suddenly we received news from the people below that a student from the School of Traditional Chinese Medicine had developed a simpler exercise. Originally, we didn't believe it, but after the people below passed on the improved exercises, we found that the exercises were indeed feasible!"
"And this 1.1 version of the exercise is simply specially designed for us Chinese people, it is based on our unique acupuncture points in China and the traditional martial arts in the second pulse of Ren Du research, compared with the old version of the exercise, although the power has dropped by forty percent, but the degree of use is three times simpler!"
"In other words, we in China will officially start the whole people's martial arts practice today, and in time, we will surely rise to the top of the world!"
The more No. 1 talked, the more excited he became, and Zhen Hao could still hear the sound of No. 1 slapping the table while talking.
"That's it?"
"Huh?"
The excited No. 1 suddenly heard Zhen Hao's words and was a little confused.
"I said, your vision is so short-sighted, you have this ideal?" Zhen Hao's bland voice sounded in No. 1's ears, and No. 1's whole person seemed to be splashed with a basin of cold water, and instantly calmed down.
"Do you know what I went through today?"
"Uh...... I don't know. ”
Listening to Zhen Hao's question without the slightest emotion, No. 1 was a little apprehensive in his heart, hesitated, and still told the truth.
"I kidnapped ...... first today. Ahem, I caught two thieves who sneaked into my palace, they are Asgard, the master of the Aesir Divine Domain, the biological son of the king of the gods, Odin Bolson's biological son, Thor, and the adopted son of the evil god Loki. And then attracted Odin, the king of the gods, and the supreme mage Ancient One. ”
"What do you think I'm going to do next?"
"Ahh
No. 1, who was listening attentively, was suddenly asked by Zhen Hao, didn't react for a while, exclaimed, and after coming back to his senses, he lowered his head and pondered.
"I think you should give Odin back to him, after all, no matter how powerful you are, you are only one person, how can you deal with the king of the gods and his men. And...... Who is the Ancient One?"
"Give it back to him? Why should I give it back to him? Let his kind one-eyed old father take them back to criticize and educate them, and then continue next time? No! This is not to calm things down, it is to lose the face of the earthlings! As long as this precedent is set today, then from now on the earthlings will be marked as cowardly and easy to bully! So I didn't bear it, not only did I beat his two sons in front of Odin, but I also beat him in front of his sons! It's a pity that I was stopped by the ancient one before I could do anything. ”
"But do you think that's the end of it?"
One: "Uh..... And then, who is the Ancient One?"
"Then we didn't say a few words, and the arrival of the ancient one made Odin feel a sense of crisis, for fear that the two of us would join forces to leave him behind, so he hurried back to his Asgard. ”
"Heh, the funny thing is that this old boy is not only scared to the point of urine, but also forgot about his adopted son on earth. So I threatened him with his adopted son and asked him to pay a ransom, otherwise I would tear up the ticket! At first, Odin naturally disagreed, but then his reckless son stupidly ran down to save his brother, so I had another important hostage. ”
Even so, Odin was reluctant to pay for my medical bills, lost work, mental damage, and so on. But I, Zhen Hao, am not a vegetarian, I immediately discussed with the ancient one to fight Asgard together, take down the old god king, and from then on Asgard changed its name and surname, it is the territory of our earthlings! It's a pity that the old lady of the ancient one doesn't agree, and I don't know the location of Asgard myself, so this plan is stillborn. But this also scared Odin enough, and quickly handed over the ransom to me, which is a dozen boxes of gold coins!"
The more No. 1 listened, the more weird his expression became, and he hesitated for a long time in his mouth, but in the end he still couldn't hold back and said directly: "Then you are like this...... Didn't you just kidnap someone's son, and then ask for a ransom, you are kidnapping. And, who is the Ancient One?"
When No. 1 said this, Zhen Hao was not happy: "Confused, No. 1! This is a war between aliens and earthlings, how can it be a kidnapping? How can it be said that the fights between the people of the planet are kidnapping!"
"But...... You just said that the two sons were hostages, and you threatened to tear ......"
"Hallucination!" Zhen Hao Yizheng interrupted No. 1 with words: "I dare to bet with the life span of one or thirty years in ancient times, I have never said such a thing! Definitely No. 1, your old eyes are dizzy, your tinnitus and deafness are wrong! Don't be deceived by the outside of your middle-aged man, you just look young, in fact, you are still an old man who is about to do things in your heart!"
No. 1 was fooled by Zhen Hao's series of words, but he was confused, he was not stupid, look at the handprint on the table that he had just taken under the excitement, this is an old man who can do it?
His heart was red, but No. 1 didn't say it, he didn't want to listen to Zhen Hao babbling a lot at him: "Then you talk to me so much at once, what do you want to tell me? Also, who is Gu Yi!"
"You still don't get it?"
"What do you understand?"
"Hey!" Zhen Hao sighed: "I said so much, I just want you to take a long-term view, don't always focus on one earth." What if you are the king and hegemon on Earth? A few fleets of aliens can plow the earth back and forth three times. Therefore, we must set our goal in the universe! We must insert the Chinese totem throughout the universe! Think about how majestic the scene will be when we earthlings appear on other planets in the future, and no one will dare to provoke it!"
No. 1 was a little silent, and couldn't help but follow the appearance of the fantasy Huaxia totem inserting the entire universe, and the corners of his mouth faintly flashed with water.
"Number one!"
Zhen Hao's earnest shout pulled No. 1 back to reality, and No. 1 hurriedly wiped the saliva that was about to flow out.
"I'm here, you say. ”
"Our goal is the sea of stars!"
"Boom~!"
The sea of stars, the romance of all men, even No. 1 is not exempt from vulgarity, a thunderclap exploded in his mind, and the whole person listened to the blood boiling, at this time he reviewed his previous thoughts, No. 1 really wanted to give himself two big ear scrapers, and then spit and said fiercely: Phew!