Chapter 68: That Clown Is Playing Bitter Tricks

Some women have to rely on a lot of makeup to make people look good and be amazing. And some women, just by smiling, can kill a lot of rouge vulgar fans in seconds, and it is obvious that she belongs to the latter.

Her name is Su Hui, and her dream is to be a casual community security guard. Now it seems that wearing this security uniform, her dream has been half realized.

Su Hui neatly stuffed the last box of vegetables into the van, slammed the door, and closed the door.

Her mother was still muttering in the house about when she would be able to hug her nephew, Su Hui stuck out her tongue, jumped into the van as if she was running away, held the steering wheel with one hand, skillfully started the car, and stepped on the accelerator and drove away.

It's impossible to go on a blind date in this life, and it's good to be an old girl who can't get married.

Su Hui lowered half of the window, her ears were clear, and the air seemed to become fresher. She held the steering wheel with one hand, tilted her head, and enjoyed the refreshing feeling of the strong wind. After the rain, the sky was much clearer, and slowly, all that was left to her ears was the roar of the rumbling engine.

How nice it would be if there was a person sitting in the passenger seat at this time?

The idea came out of her head coldly. In an instant, she was distracted.

His wallet was soaked in water, his phone was soaked in water, and what was worse was that his only car, the Chevrolet sedan, had just been kicked over by a gluttonous rage not long ago. To this day, the Chevrolet sedan is still lying on its back in the water.

What else can I do, I can only walk home.

Fortunately, the county seat is not far from his home, and it takes more than two hours to walk back. He can be regarded as a foundation building monk anyway, but he only walks for two hours, and he still has this physical strength.

A heavy rainstorm flooded almost half of the county.

Chen Jiang stepped on the curbstone, and the water on the road still reached the surface of his feet.

In this way, it was even harder for him to walk home. Especially now he's wet all over his body.

Whether it's a shirt or underwear, it's all stuck to the skin like a dog skin plaster, and it's uncomfortable to walk.

Chen Jiang now really regrets that he didn't leave a few lightning fruits for backup at that time, if there were lightning fruits, he wouldn't go home early now.

If only I could take my clothes off.

As soon as the thought came to his mind, it grew like a weed.

Chen Jiang suddenly stopped, looked left and right, the heavy rain suddenly stopped, and few people came out on the street. It seems that it is okay to run naked on the street······

Real men dare to break the shackles of the world and face the challenge of running naked!

Chen Jiang took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and was ruthless, and took off his shirt at a lightning speed.

At that moment, he seemed to have taken off dozens of pounds of armor, as if he was floating from the ground in the next second.

Sometimes, happiness is as simple as that.

Tasting the sweetness, Chen Jiang was ready to make persistent efforts and take off his pants.

Today he went out and wore a pair of shorts in his suit pants, and only wore a pair of shorts and wandered the streets, although it was not very elegant, but it was barely among the civilized.

This is the limit that Chen Jiang can accept.

Before taking off his pants, he looked around a little weakly. A yellowed van waded through the water and slowly drove towards him, or Wuling Hongguang was a toss, and the car with a slightly lower chassis would not have turned off sooner.

Chen Jiang didn't take the white van to heart, after all, most of the vans were middle-aged uncles, and the rest were some young people. It's all men, what are you afraid of, you should go to the bathhouse.

Chen Jiang thought as he unbuckled his belt, and his suit pants slipped to the ground.

At this time, he noticed that the van had actually stopped beside him.

At that time, Chen Jiang's face was flushed, and the expression on his face was as embarrassing as he was.

"What do you see? It's a big man, I don't have it. Chen Jiang said angrily.

"If you take off your clothes on the street, it won't affect you, right?"

To his surprise, a woman's voice came from the car.

Chen Jiang was stupid, and his brain was buzzing at that time.

It's over, it's over, it's a big shame. Chen Jiang lifted his pants and ran away. The female driver's driving skills are really good, she put on reverse gear, and she drove the car as fast as Chen Jiang ran.

Damn! Did you go out today to memorize the words? He had only seen a man drive a Wuling Hongguang when he was so old, and he didn't expect that there would be a girl in the world who liked such a fierce and rogue car! What was even more fatal was that the girl might still be a plainclothes patrolman.

Otherwise, why did you keep chasing him? I must have wanted to cure him of a crime of immorality.

No, you have to run, you have to run!

Chen Jiang gritted his teeth and snorted and walked higher and bigger.

"Hey, what are you running?"

"If you don't run, do you stand still and honestly wait for you to come and arrest me?" Chen Jiang didn't forget to reply to him while running wildly.

"What am I arresting you for?"

Su Hui rolled down the window on the side of the driver's seat, poked her head out, and shouted at Chen Jiang.

When Su Hui went out today, she happened to be wearing the dark black security uniform, which was exactly the same as the patrol officer's Spring and Autumn duty uniform.

Chen Jiang just glanced at Su Hui in a hurry, and he didn't see clearly what sign was hanging on her shoulder.

Anyway, he regarded Su Hui as a patrol officer, and sneered on his face. In recent years, the little girl's mouth has become more and more foolish, dressed like this, and she still doesn't admit that she is a patrol policeman?

Do you think I'm blind, or do you think I'm a fool?

Chen Jiang was determined to use these two legs to blow up the van chasing him today, and he hadn't done this before.

He used to eat lightning fruit, and he often ran out on the street chasing cars. What BMW, Audi, or even a big truck, once he gets serious, has to eat dust behind him*, what is a bulky van?

Since Su Hui was chasing after him, he simply competed with Su Hui!

One word, run!

Chen Jiang gritted his teeth and ran faster, worthy of being a foundation building period monk, he accelerated suddenly, and there were faint signs of throwing Su Hui behind him.

Su Hui was taken aback, she sensed that something was wrong. She hurriedly looked at the dashboard, which showed that she was now at thirty miles.

That's pretty much the speed of a professional sprinter, right?

Just when she was stunned, Chen Jiang had already thrown her out of the two bodies.

Su Hui had the intention to try the limit of the speed of the young man in front of her today, hesitated for a few seconds, and simply slammed the accelerator neatly.

This time, Su Hui overtook Chen Jiang. She freed up one hand, stretched her hand out of the window, and gestured her middle finger at Chen Jiang.

Chen Jiang was stunned.

Did you just be despised by that little girl?

Chen Jiang's eyes suddenly became sharp, but he was also a man who had experienced extreme speed, and when he was idle, he went to race with the only guy who drove a Ferrari in the county when he was idle.

Ferrari, supercar! No matter how fast it goes, he doesn't even need to gasp for breath, and he can overtake it with the effort of walking.

How could a man who can race a supercar with two legs lose to a van today! Under the urging of this inexplicable competitive spirit, Chen Jiang sent out a beast-like Shen Xiong*, a short burst of charging power, and an accelerated run pulled out layers of shadows, and fiercely threw Su Hui out of a distance of several hundred meters.

Su Hui couldn't calm down anymore, just now, was that still the speed that a person could reach?

She decided to get serious, slammed the steering wheel, and when she was about to reach the intersection ahead, she slammed on the brakes, and the van turned the direction of the front of the car with a beautiful flick, and the front of the car was facing Chen Jiang.

Chen Jiang's pants had already been lost at this time, so he wore shorts and ran wildly on the street.

Behind the front window of the van, a pair of warlike eyes stared at him, Su Hui hung up third gear, grasped the steering wheel, and stepped on the accelerator.

On the dashboard, the hands rose steadily until they jumped to the range of 50 to 60 miles, and then gradually stabilized.

This was the limit of the speed she could control, and the rapid push back hit Su Hui's chest like a city pile, and the van exploded with a rumbling roar.

Good guy, Su Hui drove a van for pulling goods out of the momentum of a Ferrari supercar.

Chen Jiang was running vigorously, and Su Hui chased after him in the van. The two can now be said to go hand in hand. But one drives, the other runs. But no matter how big or low, the scene is both absurd and funny.