"No, there are two mistakes here. First, my current official identity is the head of the customer service group of the Chinese Pastoral White-headed Cat and the first generation of the Shemale Mutual Aid Alliance. Second, it stands to reason that we are still an unmarried couple on the surface, so you just tell me that you are a good person, why do you think it is like sending me a good person card. ”

The little chubby girl was also happy, thought about it, and put away the brocade box. I was pulling potato chips from her snack bag, and she said to me, "Brother Xiaomu, I'm so fat now, why did you propose marriage last night?"

One sentence choked me, and I quickly poured a bottle of water down. When he was done, he took out the photo from his pocket and took it in front of her, "Before I saw you, I ran for this photo, and I was 10,000 satisfied with you in my heart." The little girl looked at it, her expression a little gloomy.

I flipped the photo over and covered it again, "Now I'm 10,000 satisfied with you." If you want to ask why, I think it should be fate. ”

It's not nonsense, it's fate. I did covet the beauty of the little girl before my head, but then, somehow, I began to draw her as a person, ah no, the nine-tailed fox. It's amazing, I don't care if she's fat or thin, anyway, these two were originally the same person. You are so smart, you should understand.

Chubby was a little embarrassed, so she put away the brocade box and handed me the potato chips. After saying that, the embarrassing atmosphere of the two people naturally no longer exists, and the two of them chatted about it without a match, from when they knew their life experience, to what the real monster looks like, and what we have to do in the future, the topic is gone.

This trip went straight to the small county where my family is located, after all, I was taking my fiancée home, and there was no reason not to take it back to meet my parents first. I told Su Er again not to show my stuff after I went home, our business is our business, there is no need to give the two old people a headache for the time being, Su Er is sensible, and he compared it to me OK.

Get off the bus, get out of the station, and relax. The good guy's bag of snacks let the little chubby girl do most of it, I don't think she is a nine-tailed fox, she should be a Pixiu. But I didn't dare to ask, for fear that Old Man Su would hack me to death.

My father and mother were already waiting outside, and when they saw me walking out with Su Er, my mother warmly greeted me and took Su Er's little fat hand, "It's Xiao Er, ah, this girl..."

My Lao Tzu and I put our luggage in the back compartment, and he also smiled and said, "Xiao Er, hurry up and get in the car, let's go home for dinner, the old man is waiting at home." I whispered to my father, "Has the old man been discharged from the hospital?"

"Don't mention it, as soon as you walked on your front foot, he was discharged from the hospital. The nurse thought he was too noisy, and he was always squinting and smoking, and the old man who was addicted to the whole floor of the good guy went to his house on time to report, and he was stunned to get the fire alarm off, and the doctor thought he was destroying the stability and unity of the hospital, so he kicked him out. ”

Well, that's what my old rascal can do, he's so lively, and everyone else likes to find a secluded place when fishing, so he has to stick to the crowd. Fortunately, I danced with the old ladies in the square, and I was rated as the least popular face by our square dance men's troupe. But whenever he appears, Ming'er's family will clean up and change places.

Once the old man and the old lady took a fancy to the basketball court in the community, and saw that the sky was dancing over there, but the group of half-grown children were so sad that the children couldn't even shoot a three-point shot. Later, I didn't know which bad boy heard about the old man's prestige, and the little brother scraped together some money to give the old man two soft red plums, and the old man went that day. Since then, dust has returned to dust, and the basketball court has returned to the group of white rabbits.

As soon as I got home, the old man was leaning on the recliner outside the courtyard, so I hurriedly went up to say goodbye and asked the old man if his legs were better. The old man said that it was not enough, I was afraid that he would have to raise it for a while, which would delay the square dance competition, and several old men came to him to tell him to raise it with peace of mind and wait for the next session. I twitched the corners of my mouth, pulling it down, people may be happier in their hearts, but it can be regarded as one less scourge.

The old man took Su Er's chubby hand and patted it, "Ah, Xiao Er, when I saw you last time, you were just as high as this chair." Grow up, grow up, good luck, this stinky boy in our family is a good blessing. Su Er called Grandpa Tiantian.

It could be seen that the old man was very happy, and the specific manifestation was that he stood up very easily, dragged Su Er to the dining table. This physique is probably stronger than mine, so I may not be able to pull that girl.

My mother brought the hot food to the table from the kitchen, and greeted her: "Xiao Er, our family's dishes are relatively simple, and Auntie's skills are average, don't dislike it if you are not used to it." "I looked at it, this is definitely beyond the standard of the New Year's Festival, to say that she is also moving out one by one, which is about to build a pagoda.

I noticed that Su Er's eyes were shining, and I sighed in my heart, this is not Pixiu, this is gluttony. How much has she eaten this afternoon, and it is really a snack, so she plans to appetize it at this time.

I can see that he is really happy, this old flower carving has let him hide it for many years, I just knew how to drink when I was very greedy, and I always wondered where his wine was hidden.

Later, I heard that the generation of people in Jiangsu and Zhejiang buried the flower carving in the ground, and when the child was the champion, it was dug out, which was the champion red, and when the girl got married, it was dug out and called the daughter red. I dug up a shovel in the yard like a rabbit during that time, and finally failed to dig into my septic tank.

"Drink something, drink something. "I quickly took it and slapped the mud seal, and filled it up for everyone. After three glasses of wine, our family watched my little daughter-in-law play, and my mother was very painful, desperately putting vegetables into the girl's bowl, and the layers of layers were like a giant.

But I have to say that a good appetite is the best compliment to the chef, and then look at the girl's way of eating, you know that she doesn't treat herself as an outsider. Our grandfather and son will also take one cup after another, and let their mother-in-law and daughter-in-law eat with me. We were still drinking, so my mother cleaned up the table, left a few snacks and went to the kitchen to pick up.

I toasted the old man, "Thank you..."There are so many things to thank, thank the old man for letting me know that there are not only people but also demons in this colorful world, well, there are also shemales. Thanks to the old man for winning me a good family business, although it has not been done in private now. Forget it, don't say anything, take a dull breath.

"Hehe, you kid just steal the fun. The old man glanced at Su Er, although he didn't know why Su Er was so much fatter than in the photo, but the old people are old and ghosts, what kind of handsome girl Su Er was before, he still has a spectrum.

I glanced at the kitchen and saw that my mother was busy, so I asked the old man: "Master, Mr. Su asked me to be a customer service and an intermediary, and I suddenly thought of something." "What's the matter, stinky boy, let's talk first, do you want money." "Oops I'll go, how does he know I want money.

"No, no, it's not about money, of course it would be better if you paid some more wages to the approved funds. "Hmph, no, I want to earn the money myself. ”

"Okay, master, I just wanted to ask, you said that there are people now, there are demons, and there are shemales. How do I divide this? I can't say I'm a demon who can do tricks, so I'll believe it. Although we are a service organization, no matter how you say it, it has to be a membership system, and if there is a fish in troubled waters, then I am not busy in vain. ”

"Hmph, it's a shame that you're not stupid enough to think of such a little. Don't worry, I've got you covered. I just found a good thing for you this time up the mountain. "Didn't you say you went up the mountain to see my milk?", "Yes, it's to see her, and by the way, I found a good thing for you." The old man got up and took out a small box from the drawer.

"We monsters, although we have given up the demon personality and look no different from humans, but in fact, we have to be classified as demons, because there is a special smell on the demons, that is, demon energy. The smell is very subtle, but it is highly recognizable. Ordinary people naturally can't smell it, so they have to eat my open-flavored fruit to open up their olfactory potential, so that they can smell it. I took the small box, "Appetizers, why do I sound like hawthorn pills or something." ”

"It's the taste of the fruit, the taste of the taste, alas, I can't say anything about you foodie. In the end, he looked at Su Er, who was holding a chicken leg and chewing carefully, and said, "I have to marry the daughter of the old Su family, and your family's brain is the real light." Well, eat more, you can get hungry easily with your brain. ”

Pull it down, that's hungry with your brain, how much do you eat, even if you study the atomic bomb, you can't be hungry like this. Anyway, I didn't see Einstein gnawing on a chicken leg all day long. But I admire this girl, don't look at her eating too much, the food is very elegant, eat two bites, pinch a tissue to wipe her mouth, the bones are neatly stacked and don't stop, I secretly gave her a thumbs up.

Well, let's open the flavored fruit, it's a baby, and with this thing, I will be able to tell if it's my customer in the future. When I opened the little box, I was shocked. "What a flavored fruit, isn't this the fruit dan peel!"

In the small box, there is a tube of reddish-brown things, and there is a layer of transparent plastic film wrapped on the outside, and there are three big characters on the plastic film: fruit dan peel. I said that the old man of the hawthorn pill has to be tough with me, isn't this the difference between the hawthorn pill and the hawthorn roll.