☆、06424 - Targeted selling cute

A foundation building fox said: "I like the Internet very much, and I have been in online dating with many little girls. ”

Me: "Are you pedaling multiple boats at the same time? Be careful if the boat capsizes and castrates you." ”

Foundation building fox: "Which 'flooding' are you talking about?"

Me: "It depends on how bad you are. ”

A sparrow in the golden pill period said, "I also like to surf the Internet, and gather friends to gather and hula and fly over our target area and snatch all the rice grains." ”

Me: "Don't use the internet to commit crimes. All your exchanges on the Internet are reserved, and if Gao Xiuwei wants to find out, he can find out after many years, and then use this as an excuse to roast you. ”

Jindan sparrow: "Sparrows can also be roasted by humans to eat." ”

Me: "It depends on the comparison of the combat effectiveness of the two sides. The winning side has the right to do a lot to the losing side. Eating captives is also one of the time-honored customs. ”

Ji Yizhu coughed vigorously three times.

Me: "However, directly eating the cultivated creatures is actually a very low utilization rate, generally the captives should be disassembled, and the different parts should be separated according to the function, strength and other conditions, and then used to refine, you can get a series of products such as utensils, pills, talismans, etc., which can save lives and cure diseases." Eating it is basically nothing except absorbing some spiritual energy, it is better to exchange the captives for spirit stones. ”

Jindan sparrow: "The demon beast is very covetous of my Jindan." It is said that eating a golden pill can increase their combat power a lot. ”

Me: "It's just a temporary boost." And if it is not digested well, the Jin Dan collides with the Demon Beast's own Dan, and it may make the Demon Beast's Dan crack. Besides, what is there to cite as an example of demon beasts? Demon beasts are all about today's goods and tomorrow's goods, and they learn from demon beasts? Do you think your life is too long?"

Me: "Hey, I found that your human language is very good, and you are very fluent during the Qi cultivation period, it is difficult for the spirit beasts in the Qi training period in other places to do this, have you specially practiced it?"

Young rabbit: "Yes, only after learning human language can I initially grasp the way of thinking of human beings, and then I can understand the cuteness of human beings, and finally give targeted cuteness." ”

I applauded.

Foundation Fox: "However, some humans feel that the animals that speak human words are thoughtful and unnatural, so we pretend not to speak when facing those humans. ”

Jin Dan Period Sparrow: "Fortunately, our main customers are monks, and the monks all know that even if the spirit beast can't speak human words for the time being, there is no obstacle in understanding human words, so the attitude towards us will not change because of the language, and we don't have to disguise." When we can't pretend, we still hope not to pretend, after all, the camouflage state is more tiring than the natural state. ”

☆、06425 - Don't be illiterate

I looked at the pseudo-panda reunion a little far away.

Some spirit beasts also turned their heads to look over, and then said to me: "There are indeed some spirit beasts who find camouflage particularly interesting, just like you humans also have sects like imitation embroidery, but most people and most spirit beasts still like not to disguise. ”

Me: "You understand it very well. ”

Spirit Beast: "Silly and silly cute, transparent and transparent, we give different services for the different needs of customers." Customized service, which one do you want?"

I took out the hairball and replied, "That's it." ”

The spirit beasts instantly became cold to me: "There are exclusive spirit beasts and they still come to tease us?" Cat, you should cry and reprimand him for not being single-minded, so that he will not commit it again. ”

Furball: "Why should I cry when he makes a mistake? Shouldn't I scratch him to cry?"

Spirit Beast: "We cute beasts don't do that, we try to arouse each other's softness." ”

Furball: "But I've seen a lot of records of cats getting along with their owners, and cats always turn their faces when they say they turn their faces, and then wait for their owners to coax them." How can a cat coax its owner? A cat takes care of its owner and must be dignified. ”

The little shell in the little one: "Is that so? Can I look at the records of getting along?"

Xiao Sui gave Xiao Shell an ice screen, connected to the main network of the Xiuzhen Realm, and explained: "Just write what you want to search for in this box." You can ask anyone you don't know. ”

Shell: "Thank you." I think I can write all the words I use, and the physical inertia that Pei Lin left me contains this. I will study again as I write, so that I will not become illiterate when the inertia disappears. ”

Xiao Sui: "Yes, you have to study hard, the master doesn't like illiteracy." There used to be an ugly lizard, objectively speaking, the temperament was okay, but it was too unlearned, so the owner didn't think about raising it at all. ”

It's not illiterate, and I won't raise it, it's really against my aesthetics.

Xiao Sui pointed to the Gu King.

...... Well, the Gu King's head is very similar to an enlarged version of the lizard's head, and it doesn't fit my aesthetics, and it's extremely bad, and I don't think about anything except smashing and robbing, which is far worse than the multi-legged lizard. But the problem is that the formation process of the Gu King takes place in the Xiaosui space, and I don't know where to send it after it is formed, so I have to keep it.

☆, 06426-thin affection

The cute spirit beasts replied to the hairball: "Domestic cats are not so domineering, those are just tsundere, in fact, they are coquettish." ”

Hairball: "Oh, okay, then that kind of coquettish is my way of selling cuteness, my master likes this way, and doesn't eat your routines." ”

A cat spirit animal said, "Actually, we can also use your routine." ”

The other cute spirit beasts immediately retorted: "No, its routine is suitable for the situation of recognizing the master, and there must be a high degree of trust between the two parties." We wild spirit animals can't play like that, and it's basically impossible to buy it when passing by. What we do is a one-shot deal, and we must poke at the cute point brutally, and we can't attack the heart in a long way. ”

Me: "If the content of your discussions gets out, it will probably affect your business. ”

Cute spirit beast: "Not necessarily, some gold owners like scheming." Anyway, there are not many Ruan Mi tube spirit beasts, and it is enough for us to eat, drink and have fun by pleasing some of the gold owners, and we don't have to please the whole world. ”

Ji Yizhu: "I once again affirm that they are temporary residents, not bound spirit beasts of our official disciples of Ruan Mitou. Their words and deeds do not represent Nguyen. ”

Me: "Okay, the tenant behavior does not rise to the landlord. ”

The golden tail grass and other residents in Xiaosuili jumped a few times, probably to express their agreement with my statement.

Before Erqi Mao and Miao Miaoyi arrived, I tried to incite the temporary residents of Nguyen Mi Tong to set up their own doors, and most of them said that they would not move until they found a new owner.

Meng spirit beast: "Improper binding of spirit beasts, improper fighting of spirit beasts, only selling cute transactions." ”

Me: "It's usually temporary, and after three or five months at most, the owner will get tired of it, and then you'll have to change places. ”

Meng spirit beast: "That's right, we will be tired of a gold master in three or five months, and the two can break up peacefully, he will go to change to a new cute thing, and we will go to find the next gold master." ”

Me: "That's a lot of love." ”

Cute spirit beast: "Isn't it just right for the lover to get along with the lover?"

After Miao Miaoyi came, she heard my emotion and said, "I also lived like that before I became a demon cultivator. Eat 100 family meals, and occasionally find a mild one to live for two days when you are really tired. I didn't deliberately sell cute, but cats have a natural advantage in cuteness, so I did live on cuteness at that time. ”

The cute spirit beast asked Miao Miaoyi, "What kind of cultivation did you do before you became a demon cultivator?"

Miao Miaoyi: "Qi training period." I took on a human form for the first time when I was at the peak of my Qi training. ”

Cute spirit beast: "Oh, then you haven't been a spirit beast for long." It's not like really experiencing the life of a spirit animal. ”

Miao Miaoyi: "It's almost, I've lived for several years, and the mortal world and the cultivation world have been mixed." The mortal world was more friendly to cats, especially when I kept myself clean and eye-catching, and the monks were more or less wary when they saw that I was cultivated, so they didn't care if I was cute or not. ”

☆、06427-tun

Me: "A cat spirit beast in the Qi cultivation period, even if it is a cultivator in the Qi cultivation period, it is not a threat, right? It is equivalent to a mortal looking at a mortal beast and a cat, or can you look at it with the eyes of a pet?"

Miao Miaoyi: "Maybe it's because most of the people I came into contact with at that time were casual cultivation? ”

Meng Spirit Beast: "Yes, yes, it's very unfriendly to practice." Either they drove us away, or they were full of indifference, or they wanted to arrest us as their cannon fodder, and the disciples of the sect were much easier to deceive. ”

Me: "When you meet good Samaritans, do you just want to lie to them?"

Cute spirit beast: "It's an equivalent exchange." They get satisfaction from feeding us, what else do they have to complain about?"

Is it a matter of complaining about being treated as a financier and a wronged leader? I can only say, "It's okay." There's nothing wrong with spending money on comfort.

After wandering around Ruan Mi for a while, the two seven cats undoubtedly fell in love with the food of Ruan Mi's spirit beasts.

Ruan Mi Tube Spirit Animal: "These foods look cute, right? They match our temperament, right? The way we eat these cute things will be very cute." ”

Erqi cat doesn't care whether it's cute or not, it only asks: "Does it taste good?"

Ruan Mi Tube Spirit Beast: "Of course it's good." Many people can't help but taste it when they see that we eat deliciously, and if the taste is not good, isn't it true that our food tastes really good? ”

In order to maintain the real moe, it really needs to be thoughtful in all aspects. Every sect is not easy.

Erqi Cat: "How much is a serving?"

Ruan Mi tube spirit beast: "For the sake of you being a spirit beast, half price." Pay the money first. ”

After paying the money to buy a ration of the cat spirit animal, the two seven cats tasted a few bites, and were satisfied with the uneaten part and stored it in its storage utensils.

Miao Miaoyi: "If you continue to store grain like this, the storage utensils will be full." And are you sure you want to spend some money on new storage, and set aside a sum of money from your ration bill to buy it?"

Ruan Mi's spirit animal suggested: "You can sell cuteness to make money." ”

Erqi Cat: "Can I change storage utensils by selling cute?"

Ruan Mi tube spirit beast: "Generally, not." Humans generally like to feed cute things, but not very practical things, because they feel that cute things don't need to be practical, just cute. ”

Erqi Cat: "Storage utensils can also be made into very cute shapes. And my storage utensils are used to hold food.,You said that cute things eat and look cute.。 ”

Ruan Mi Tube Spirit Beast: "Makes sense. Then you have to instill this concept in humans when you sell cuteness to people. ”

Erqi Cat: "Does it have to be human?"

Miao Miaoyi: "It can also be a demon cultivator or other spirit beasts, but the cuteness of demon cultivators and spirit beasts is different from that of humans, and relatively speaking, they are not as easy to please as humans, and they may even hit thunder if they are not careful." ”

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