Zhang Benmin shook his head, Zheng Chengxi was puzzled, Zheng Jinhua clearly told him that Zhang Benmin had passed. "Gava, you mean, you didn't pass the exam?" he asked.

Zhang Benmin shook his head again.

"Oh, did you pass it?" Zheng Chengxi was a little anxious.

Zhang Benmin nodded again.

"Passed?" Zheng Chengxi's face seemed to be uncontrollable, and a faint anger rose, "Since you passed, why did you shake your head just now?!"

"The focus of your first question should be whether I have the ability to pass the individual exam, so I shook my head, and then asked twice, the point is whether I passed the exam, so I nodded. Zhang Benmin raised his eyes and squinted, "I'm right, right?"

Zheng Chengxi frowned and pondered for a while, "Oh, that's, that's right." ”

"It's just that, I don't understand, and I'm angry. Zhang Benmin's tone was a little choked, "Even if you don't understand what's going on, don't worry, you're a big person, and you don't even have any stability." ”

"......" Zheng Chengxi was ridiculed like this, and he couldn't have a seizure, "Gava......"

"Stop!" Zhang Benmin interrupted Zheng Chengxi's words, "Secretary Zheng, in the future, please call me Zhang Benmin." ”

"What, the big name and the small name are not the same. ”

"It's the same call, but it feels very different. There seemed to be a gloomy anger in Zhang Benmin's eyes, "When I was called a nickname, I always thought of the sad and miserable past. ”

"This ......" Zheng Chengxi nodded when he heard this, "Okay, just call you Zhang Benmin, let's get down to business." You mean, you didn't have the ability to pass the exam, but you passed the exam, right?"

"Yes. Zhang Benmin took a deep breath, his mood adjusted, and there was a smile on his face again, "Now, are you wondering, since you can't bear it, how can you pass the exam?"

"That's it, that's it. Zheng Chengxi touched the back of his head, "It's really a little hard to figure out." ”

"Hey!" Zhang Benmin raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Secretary Zheng, do you still know a saying, as long as the mind does not slip, there are always more ways than suffering!"

"What can you do about the exam alone? You can't cheat if you want to, you don't have to copy it at all. Zheng Chengxi really didn't understand it for a while.

"Isn't it just a test paper!" Zhang Benmin's expression was very serious, "Isn't it just a matter of getting the test paper questions done in advance?!"

"But the test paper is confidential, and it's locked, how can I know the question?"

"That's right, the test paper is confidential, should the person who produced the test paper also have to be locked up?" Zhang Benmin smiled hesitantly, "Let me tell you, the person who produced the test paper is Guo Aiqin, the female teacher who is desperately greedy for Wang Tuanmu, who is a two-in-one hybrid of damaged seeds and mongrel." ”

"Could it be that you still got that Teacher Guo?!" Zheng Chengxi opened his mouth wide.

"What's impossible about that?" Zhang Benmin wiped his mouth and chirped, "Oh her, it's really fucking delicious! In the end, it's a teacher, who eats salary, is used to raising well, and is white and tender all over his body, I told you about it before, so I won't say much." I just want to talk about the details, you listen, that is, the toes of the people, white and pure, like the warm jade, just so touch, pinch, knead, not to mention how energetic! In other words, even Sun Yuxiang, who doesn't do much farm work, although there is no black mud oil in the toes, there is still no old black ash in the toenails. ”

Zheng Chengxi frowned when he heard this.

"Oh, of course, I also know that the farmer's family is hard, and the mud and sand will inevitably get wet, and some parts are dirty, and it is not shameful. Zhang Benmin racked his brains as he spoke, thinking about how to continue, because he never looked down on those villagers who were doing hard work, he just wanted to turn around and scold Zheng Chengxi, "What do you mean, I mean, men, you have to be particular when you do that kind of thing, otherwise no matter what is dirty or ugly, or just catch it beautifully, it's just like a beast!" Zhang Benmin shook his head, showing a look of disdain, "It's a beast, only his mother recognizes a hole." ”

Zheng Chengxi couldn't turn a corner for a while, but he didn't have the heart to sort it out, "Okay, let's talk about that, let's talk about how you got Teacher Guo." ”

"Oh, you can't talk about that. Zhang Benmin shook his head dryly, "I swore an oath, and I must not say it, otherwise I will not be able to have good luck if I have bad luck in the future." ”

"Superstition, that's superstition. Zheng Chengxi wanted to persuade Zhang Benmin, "So the oath you made is not called an oath, so I can still talk about the matter between you and Mr. Guo." ”

"I really can't say it, I didn't swear an oath. ”

"What do you swear to do?"

"Teacher Guo insisted that I send a few more, for fear that I would reveal it and the impact would not be good. ”

"Oh. Zheng Chengxi nodded, knowing that he couldn't learn more, so he straightened his neck and coughed, "It's not too early, let's go home for lunch." ”

As soon as he said that he would have lunch, Zhang Benmin slapped his head suddenly, remembering Liu Shengli's appointment yesterday afternoon, when he said that he would carry the hook line this morning and give the catch to Liu Shengli to make a dish at noon.

I forgot about it! What should I do? I have to send it over anyway.

Immediately, Zhang Benmin ran to the river and lifted out a few hooks and lines. Not bad, the two yellow eels were taken steadily and packed in a net pocket.

Carrying the yellow eel, Zhang Benmin hurriedly trotted towards Liu Shengli's house.

Liu Shengli happened to have just returned from the brigade headquarters, and the two met at the mouth of the alley.

"Yo, little brother, what are you doing here?" Liu Shengli also remembered what happened last afternoon, and then laughed, "It's really done!"

"Don't say it, I'm embarrassed. Zhang Benmin gave Liu Shengli the net bag, "I got up late in the morning, and I rushed to school in a hurry, and I forgot to mention the hook and thread." Fortunately, I can still remember it, although it is late, but it is better than not doing anything at all. ”

"You're polite, you're so polite. Otherwise, this yellow eel will be kept for tomorrow at noon, let's eat it together!"

"Didn't you say okay, this is a dish for you this noon, how can I eat it? Besides, after eating, I can only run around, and I can't find anyone to mess with. ”

"Hey, you're still young, the days of pounding are ahead, don't think too much about it now, or why don't you grow bigger." Liu Shengli bared his teeth and smiled, "Go down as long as you can!"

"Brother Liu, look at what you said, what I said is to beat people. Zhang Benmin smiled, "Why do you want to be crooked?"

"It's the age difference, you're still too young. Liu Shengli touched his head, "No, it seems that you have already opened your mind!"

"What's the trick? If you don't really lie on a woman, you can only be a layman. ”

"Look, you see, it's also an enlightenment!"

"Even if it's useless to open the mind, isn't it still a layman? Why don't you just take your heart and pound it out with a stick and be a little adult?"

"Haha......" Liu Shengli touched his stomach and smiled, "Okay, take some time another day, I'll take you to the county seat, go to the dance hall and spend a few dollars, so that you can become a little adult!"

"Not so well. ”

"What's the matter, I'm worried about the money? It's okay, I can't get a treat. ”

"That's not what I mean, I'm saying that the girls in the dance hall are relatively big, and they don't match me. Zhang Benmin stretched out his hand and measured it, made a big circle with the thumb and middle finger of his left hand, and then put the little thumb of his right hand into it, moved loosely up and down, left and right, and then looked at Liu Shengli boredly, and said: "Small bolt, big nut." ”