Facing Li Shixin's inquiry, Lao Zhang's face collapsed, "I just came, and I told that Xiao Wu that I wanted to join the group." She thought I had impure motives. asked Lao Tzu why he wanted to join the group. ”

"Then what do you say?" Li Shixin picked up the thermos on the side, took a disposable cup, poured a glass of water, and handed it over, "How can you still say that the tide is up and the fight is up?"

Lao Zhangtou took the cup, didn't drink it, and paused directly on the dressing table on the side, obviously angry: "Then she asked, and Lao Tzu said it!"

"What did you say?"

"Come here to find a single old lady to have a partner!"

Oops I,

Li Shixin covered his eyes, "Won't you be flexible? Just say that you like me, but you can't be ready to join the fan group?"

"Fart!"

As soon as he heard this, Lao Zhangtou was anxious, and he slapped the table and jumped up on one leg: "Lao Tzu is looking for an old lady, and he is not looking for an old man, I said I like your fart!"

"Gotta get it!"

Li Shixin understands that the absolute straight man of steel on the other side will definitely not be able to talk about flexibility with this one.

Finally pressed the person on the chair, Li Shixin reorganized the language and changed the way of questioning: "Lao Zhang, you ...... Tell me the truth, just want to find an old lady? I've been single for so many years, I can't help it?"

"Fart!"

After asking a word, the man jumped up from the chair like a monkey.

Facing Li Shixin's interested gaze, Zhang Weiyu shook his cheeks and sighed: "Lao Tzu is living a good life by himself, if it weren't for ......"

"What's that for?" Li Shixin curious.

He met each other twice, and the topic of both times never left the old lady. In Li Shixin's feeling, the old man in front of him has a strong demand for his wife, as if he has never talked about a girlfriend in the past 60 years.

But seeing the bitter face of the old man in front of him at this time, he felt as if there was something hidden in it that he didn't know.

Facing Li Shixin's gaze, Zhang Weiyu's gaze dodged for a while, and finally gritted his teeth and took out an evaluation sheet that had been rolled up from his pocket.

The words "Assessment of the Physical Condition of Admission to the Nursing Home" on it made Li Shixin frown.

"Lao Tzu doesn't want to go to the old people's home!"

Seeing Zhang Weiyu sitting on the chair in front of him, saying his thoughts categorically, Li Shixin smacked his lips.

"So you want to find a wife to serve you so you don't have to go to a nursing home?"

Knowing that this was the reason for the incident, Li Shixin smiled lightly, "It's not that I said you, brother, you can't do this idea." Don't say it's an old lady outside, even I have to say a word to you, your starting point is wrong! Looking for a wife is to have a companion when you are old, but the basis of this companion is to be happy with each other until you are old. According to your starting point, you are not looking for a wife, you are looking for a nanny!"

After looking at Old Man Zhang again, Li Shixin smiled and said, "Besides, I see that you can't go to a nursing home with your bones, right?"

Facing Li Shixin's "Brother, don't pretend, I see that you are short of women", Zhang Weiyu was angry. Sitting on the chair, he hesitated for more than ten seconds, slowly stood up, and took off his pants!

it!

Li Shixin was stunned, what are you going to do in broad daylight? !

"Don't get excited, dude! Don't take off your pants!"

However, when he looked at the old man's bare thighs, the dazzling diapers he was wearing. Seeing that the diaper was already high and slightly yellow, apparently full of urine, he frowned.

"Dude...... You ......"

"There was shrapnel on my waist before, but I didn't take it out. Now it is stuck in the lumbar spine and compresses the nerves. Since August of this year, the two legs have been getting more and more fucked, and now one is completely useless. Another ...... mentioned his true situation, Zhang Weiyu gritted his teeth, "It's going to be over." ”

"The doctor said that if my situation continues to develop, I will not be able to take care of myself, so I will go to a nursing home. Lao Tzu went to see it, so what kind of place is the? I have to let people call and drink Lazar, and the old men and old ladies let people fiddle with them like children, where to go, it is better to rob Lao Tzu and kill himself! I don't want to go!"

Li Shixin could feel the grief and fear when Lao Zhangtou said this, and he seemed to understand.

Some people have no compromise in the dictionary of life.

There is a character called rather bending than bending.

To let such a person give up his dignity is to give up his life.

I'm lucky, I've known a lot of such people.

After a little silence, Li Shixin helped Zhang Weiyu and watched him lift his pants up.

After he put the person back in the chair and sat down, he suggested, "In your case, someone needs to take care of you." But Lao Zhang, listen to me. Looking for a wife, it's not what you are looking for. ”

"I knew I was not doing it the right way, so I looked for you, but you didn't teach me!"

Facing the resentful look on Lao Zhangtou's face, Li Shixin sighed.

You straight man of steel, even if the old man teaches you, are you sure you can learn it?

"By the way, what about your children? Let your children come and take care of your situation, and your wife can touch it slowly!"

Li Shixin thought about it and said,

Who would have thought, as soon as these words came out, Old Man Zhang exploded again!

"Resolutely not! I can't let my son know about my incontinence! I'm thinking about it now, find a decent and hard wife to live with, so that I can also be served, I don't have to go to the nursing home, and my son doesn't have to worry about it!"

"Lao Zhang!" Li Shixin looked at the guy stubbornly like a donkey, and also got angry: "What do you think? You are like this now, you don't let your children know, do you think this is good for them? You are this age, and now you are like this again, it's not the time to be reckless!"

"You know what a fart! This strong man must succeed! I can't let my son have a little burden and a little bit of heart!"

"All the sons and daughters of the world should be filial, what's wrong with your son?

"Yes! My son is special! My son is an anti-narcotics policeman!"

Faced with Li Shixin's anger, Zhang Weiyu rose back against his anger.

"I've done it, and I know that if he gets the slightest distraction in the mission, it's death!"

Staring at the calf-like eyes, Zhang Weiyu said fiercely.

Seeing a vicious wolf in front of him, Li Shixin opened his mouth slightly.

"I see. ”

After a while, he nodded.

Then he got up and called Wu Ming from the outside.

Looking at Wu Ming, who was still lucky with this Wei Yu, Li Shixin smiled: "Xiao Wu, give him a group." “

"Huh?!"

Hearing Li Shixin's decision, Wu Ming was unhappy with one hundred and eighty people on his face: "Shixin, if you let such a person join the group, our fan group will be in chaos!"

"Oops!" Li Shixin patted Wu Ming on the shoulder and promised, "I already talked to Lao Zhang just now." He promised that he would no longer harass our female fans after joining the group, okay?"

"I haven't said it!" Thinking about it, Zhang Weiyu on the side took over the conversation directly, glared at Wu Ming, and said: "Ming people don't say dark words, Lao Tzu came here to find his wife." ”

"You can do it. Li Shixin was not polite, and directly shook off the past: "Do you want to reassure your son?"

"Yes. ”

Hearing this, the stubborn donkey-like Zhang Weiyu stopped.

Li Shixin nodded, "Then listen to me, you stay here first." I'll find a way for you. But there's one thing, you don't want to harass the old ladies in the group anymore, you know?"

"Is there really another way?"

Zhang Weiyu scratched the back of his head, his face full of disbelief.

Li Shixin smiled faintly and patted him on the shoulder.

"Believe me, that's right. Didn't you come here just so I could teach you?"

Seeing the determination on his face, Zhang Weiyu frowned and nodded reluctantly, "Okay, let's not mention the old lady's matter first." ”

"Is my godfather here? Mom, you're here too. ”

At this moment, he had received a call from Li Shixin and asked Chen Antang, who had come to the small theater to pick him up, into the house.

"Godfather, let's go. I've made an appointment over there, so I'm not in a hurry!"

Seeing that his second godson was in place, Li Shixin patted Zhang Weiyu on the shoulder again. waved his hand to Chen Antang and walked out.

Goal, Spring Festival Gala!

Purpose, Zhiling!

Side quests, to be clarified!

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