Chapter 413: Basketball Court
Although it felt a little late, and he was delayed by Xi Xiaomeng for so much time, Chen Le still tried to send a text message to Ren Yeshu.
Of course, there was no echo, and the stone sank into the sea.
As for phone calls, it feels like they won't be answered.
Chen Le could only try to find the places that Ren Yeshu frequented, such as the student union office, classrooms, playgrounds and other places.
Of course, it was no surprise that Ren Yeshu was not seen.
Ren Yeshu was walking very fast just now, Chen Le tried to calculate the other party's footsteps, and the speed of movement per second, and came to the conclusion that if she went straight at that speed, Ren Yeshu would probably have walked to any corner of the school by now,—— if she didn't want to see anyone.
Having said that, Chen Le found that Ren Yeshu's advantage is that he is upright, always straightforward, compared to other girls, he will be more straightforward in doing things, and his expression of joy and sorrow is better understood, and there will be no situation where he smiles at you on the surface and wants to kill you in his heart.
And Ren Yeshu's disadvantage is that he is too upright and doesn't listen to his own explanations at all.
Just listening to Xi Xiaomeng's words, he angrily put the dish directly on his head, and his personality is really hot.
Chen Le still feels that he has the smell of mustard and tomato egg soup in his hair.
However, thinking about the tragic situation when Ren Yeshu broke up with Duan Huixin, punched and kicked Duan Huixin, and picked up the table and smashed it directly on people, Chen Le was still happy.
It's just that I've been deducted from the dishes.
"What a fiery temper,......! It seems to be a little cute, though."
sighed quietly, Chen Le's eyes patrolled back and forth on the playground again, and he didn't find Ren Yeshu's slender shadow, but saw two people in the bedroom, He Shuai and Li Jin.
The two are doing one of the three things that all boys in college must do, "sleep, play, and fall in love", and of course, they are obviously still in the stage of picking up a conversation.
He Shuai and Li Jin were holding basketballs and talking to two girls on the side of the basketball court.
By the way, the two of them took football in physical education class, and the reason why they came to play basketball was purely because I heard Chu Long say one night that there are often girls with good figures and good looks watching basketball on the side of the basketball court, and watching people, of course, it is definitely not as beautiful as his Fei Fei.
According to the experience of the ancestors of the basketball club, as long as you communicate through basketball, it is easy to get a successful conversation.
Even many basketball club members, as well as some girlfriends who can play basketball and can't play basketball, come here like this.
This passage gave the two of them a lot of inspiration, coupled with the relationship between the hormones in the receptors, from time to time you can see the people of the two football clubs not doing their jobs, wandering around the basketball court, or pretending to play there, and their main purpose is naturally not basketball at all, just waiting to be accosted, or, to be accosted.
At this time, He Shuai put on an expression that he thought was the most handsome, brushed his hair, looked youthful and sunny, and smiled and showed his shiny teeth. Introduced themselves to the two beautiful girls under the basketball hoop.
"Hello two beauties, I am He Shuai, a personal trainee who has been practicing basketball for two and a half years, and I like singing, dancing, rap, basketball, music, ......"
Then, Li Jin, who was the wingman, threw a basketball from the side, He Shuai took it easily, first made a handsome pose, and then used his bad ball skills to perform a handicapped crotch dribble, jumping around like a toad in front of the two beauties.
In the end, he turned the ball on his fingers handsomely, threw the basketball away, and with the background music "Chicken, you are too beautiful", he also began to perform the vest and shoulder dance......
It has to be said that this directly attracted the attention of the entire basketball court.
Chen Le once again recalled what the girl's expression of embarrassment and disgust was like.
Well, what a life-threatening expression.
If it weren't for the two girls walking fast, I believe He Shuai would have been able to jump for another 3 minutes.
"Eh, don't go, eh, listen to me, eh......"
“......”
Watching the two girls flee the court like they fled for their lives, He Shuai looked at Li Jin with a puzzled expression, "What's the matter, is something wrong?"
Li Jin turned off the background music on his phone, "No, no, no...... Will it, I, I, I...... Yes, the end ...... Completely...... All in accordance with the ...... Time, put, put, divide...... , minutes and seconds, not ...... No...... Absolutely!"
"That's weird. ”
He Shuai looked serious, holding his chin in one hand and thinking, "This is the most popular basketball dance on the Internet at present, I heard that girls like this, and then I am the king of appearance to perform, theoretically they should immediately kneel down, excited, crying and shouting to be my girlfriend, why do they turn around and leave, this is different from what we expected." ”
"Yes, yes, isn't it...... I don't wear it, and I ...... it Tank top, suspenders relationship!"
“...... Oh, that makes sense, I'll go back and buy one. ”
“......”
Chen Le really wanted to pretend that he didn't know the two, He Shuai was actually quite handsome, yes, if he didn't say stupid things, he might have already made a girlfriend!
There are always people who don't speak, and they are much more handsome than when they speak.
After thinking about it for a while, Chen Le still walked up and asked with a dry smile, "Excuse me, you two, have you seen Ren Yeshu and Minister Ren walk by here?"
"Hmm, Chen Le?"
He Shuai glanced at Chen Le obliquely, and replied without thinking, "Nonsense, of course there is, it's a standard black long straight, beautiful bo with long thighs, and the most beautiful girl on the street, if you walk over like this, we won't see it, so it's better to donate the eyes to people in need." ”
Chen Le rejoiced, "It's great to have a question." ”
Feeling the disgust and disdain cast by him, Chen Le asked with a stiff face, "Where did she go?"
"Dry, dry, dry...... Why are you, you, you...... Yes, yes,...... Chase her?" asked Li Jin word by word.
"yes, where is she?" Chen Le asked again.
The "chase" that the two understand obviously does not mean the same thing.
He Shuai directly stretched out his hand to put his hand on Chen Le's shoulder, and said with a very understanding expression, "Chen Shao, didn't I say, have you ever played a game, fighting monsters has to be fought from level 1 to level 1, starting from a low-level fight, how can you fight a boss as soon as you come up, even if you are close to the water, you can't break the steel and iron plates of others." ”
"Yes, yes. Chen Le laughed dryly.
"Yes, although they are indeed beautiful, they are super terrifying, and they are fierce, iron-faced and ruthless, and they have the title of 100 people. ”
"Hundred people beheaded, what is it?"
"100 love letters, 100 love letters, I was a school figure when I was a freshman,...... So, you see me and Li Shao, we are on the way to level up now, if you count according to the full level of eighteen in the League of Legends game, I am about level ten now, and Li Shao is about level six. ”
"yes, yes, that's pretty awesome......"
Chen Le felt that his unnecessary knowledge had increased, and he felt that he didn't ask these questions at all.
He Shuai had a terrific expression on his face, and said to himself, "Yes, looking at the way you look all day long, I estimate that you are only at the level of two or three levels at most, don't run after the boss dragon all day long, have you ever seen a hero of two or three levels go to fight a dragon." ”
"I ...... I don't know. ”
"Anyway, just listen to me, I'm very experienced. ”
Chen Le didn't know where he, a maternal solo, had the experience of having a girlfriend.
"Li Shao and I recently found a super hot basketball dance video on the Internet, it's a pickle girl's weapon, all young and old, see one to kill one, worthy of the name, very popular with girls! Li Shao is responsible for passing, I am responsible for dribbling, dancing, just lack of singing, let you lead the song, let me tell you, the basketball court will be our leveling holy place in the future, and when we all rise to level 18, then go to pick the dragon boss, what do you think!"
Chen Le replied almost without hesitation, "Hehe, I don't want to die!"
Chen Le actually wanted to ask Ren Yeshu where he went, but he was pulled by He Shuai, talking eloquently, and brainwashing for a while.
He Shuai said that a head is the Tao, quoting scriptures, if it weren't for an abrupt basketball flying over and almost hitting his head, if he turned his head and then smashed it on Chen Le's brain, Chen Le might have really been brainwashed......
"Hey, you guys......"