Chapter 797: Little People 2
Zhang Guoshi likes Yucheng very much and adds a lot of private goods.
For example, after the two robbed and abandoned the car and fled, he used a side-scrolling long shot, like playing an arcade game. Let the two of them run through the map of high and low, sometimes stairs, sometimes on the top of the building.
Some are real scenes, some are set up, and when they are filmed, there are several paragraphs, and they are put together.
The original "The Nameless" may highlight the characteristics of multi-line narrative, and the editing is very deliberate.
This line is played once, and the other line is played, interspersed back and forth in a short time, watching chaos.
There is no version of this version, the two of them just ran and ran, with funny postures, like the villain in "Bloody Football", running to a residential building.
At this time, the title was played: "The Nameless"!
As soon as the picture turned, the line was gone, and Ge You's line came out.
“......”
Yang Jian stared at the screen without blinking, which was completely different from what he imagined.
has just been acting for about ten minutes, but the feeling of this play has broken through all of Zhang Yi's past impressions, and even broken through the impression of domestic movies!
She's sure she likes it, and she's sure her classmates like it.
"What are you doing?"
"Pull out the nails. ”
"What are you doing?"
"Medication. ”
"What kind of medicine did your mother approve?"
"Safflower oil. ”
"This doesn't hurt. ”
"Hey~ Yo, the pain point is the pain point, anyway, it's disinfection. You, take the powder from that little bottle and sprinkle it on it......"
"Hahaha!"
As soon as the little pink female paralytic came out, she formed a wonderful chemistry with the two bandits. Funny scenes emerge endlessly, and the audience is happy.
And immediately after, Duan Long flashed a gun.
Xiao Taohong's eyes, first surprised, seemed to be judging whether it was true or false, it didn't feel like a fake gun, swallowed lightly, became scared, and at the same time a little relaxed.
Because she had long wanted to be free.
It was based on this mentality that she began to constantly provoke the other party.
"You want to give it a try, don't you?"
"I bet you wouldn't dare to open it. ”
"Lao Tzu counts three times!"
"If you don't dare to shoot three times, you'll be a skinny!"
"Three...... Two...... One!"
"Crazy woman, crazy woman, let's go ......"
Wow!
The bottom is full of professional teachers and students, and they did not hesitate to send their appreciation.
Yang Jian stared at the female paralyzed man, and was even more excited, this kind of role is what every actor dreams of! And the male role is good.
At the same time, Ge You's line was gradually revealed.
When he appeared, many people didn't recognize him, sweat-stained hair, unshaven beard, and a mouth of southwestern official dialect.
Rough temperament, cheeky, and clever.
He used to be a contract police officer, got into a car accident while driving drunk, his wife died, and he lost his job. worked as a security guard at the construction site, dug up a shotgun, and wanted to hand it over to the police station for meritorious service, but was transferred.
Then he followed the investigation with a dead face.
"I know you're well-intentioned, we're already in a mess, you go back and take care of the construction site. ”
"I'm not leaving, I'm not leaving. ”
"What are you doing?"
"I didn't eat breakfast. ”
"Then you go eat it. ”
"Look at you guys so much. ”
"It's all leftovers. ”
"It's okay, don't waste it. ”
So, at the door of the store, Ge You leaned on the police car, with a gauze strip in his nose, snoring and eating powder.
The audience was pleasantly surprised by his breakthrough, but the experts were heartbroken.
There is no way, since Uncle Ge made the Chinese New Year film, he has faced a contradiction: on the one hand, the audience's incomparable love, and on the other hand, the experts' hatred of iron is not steel.
Wouldn't it be good to shoot a few more "Farewell My Concubine" and "Alive"? Don't make any more Chinese New Year movies!
Although "The Nameless" is not a Chinese New Year movie, it is also a comedy that is not four or six, degenerate, degenerate......
Yes, so far, everyone thinks it's a comedy.
Xu Fei did not deliberately do a multi-line narrative, deleted the line of the real estate boss, and only used it as a background explanation, making Ge You, Xiao Taohong, and Duan Long more prominent.
The story unfolds in the amusement of Ge You investigating the case alone and Xiao Peach flirting with the bandits.
is unique, the lines are powerful, the small climaxes are one after another, and later generations will call it no urine at all. Especially after grabbing a bunch of fake mobile phones, the burden is shaken off:
"Two fools!"
"One step at a time, bigger and stronger, bigger and stronger!"
"Men are going to do a lot of it!"
"Hahaha!"
The female paralytic ridiculed unscrupulously, and the audience was also having fun, and followed the news program to make up for the knife.
"One with a knife and the other with a gun, stormed the mobile phone store with the bank next to it...... Even funnier was to come, and according to the salesman, the two men rushed in with a high spirit, and pretended to shoot at the ceiling, resulting in a bunch of worthless mobile phone models. ”
The news quickly spread to the Internet, and Sohu netizens commented that the IQ of these two people plus one piece must be negative.
Some netizens rated them as the stupidest robbers of the year. More enthusiastic netizens found that they are very suitable for a popular Flash, which can be called a real-life version of the ......"
The sound of magical music sounds:
"I'm Tarzan next door, grab the vine of love, listen to me, ......"
Two robbers wearing orangutan helmets are singing and dancing in front of the mobile phone store, as funny as clowns.
"Hahahaha!"
As long as the people on the scene have been on the Internet, they are bursting with laughter. In recent years, there are few network resources, and the sharing base is very terrifying, and this song has long been popular among young people.
Some even slapped their thighs: "Absolutely! Absolutely! Do you say that the inspiration for this film is based on flash?"
"Possibly, there are similarities. ”
"Director Zhang's mentality is very young, he actually knows this. ”
"When this film is officially released, I will definitely watch it again, I have to support it!"
In the midst of the joy, the glasses stared at the TV, the hands clutched the pants tightly, and the bag was picked up suddenly.
The big head hurriedly stopped.
The two of them didn't say a word, one pushed, the other broke in, there was no language, only the collision of clothes and bodies.
The toothache of shoes on the floor.
"I'm your mother!"
Finally, the glasses fell to the ground, the helmet was full of mist, and the voice inside was roaring: "If Lao Tzu breaks the law, you will arrest Lao Tzu! You lock up Lao Tzu, shoot Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu will admit it!"
"Why do you want to play Lao Tzu!"
"Why do you want to play Lao Tzu!"
“......”
The female paralytic twisted her neck and looked at him from a strange perspective.
At this moment, she is the one who understands glasses best.
The audience also lost their laughter, and suddenly pulled away from the ridicule just now, and the change was sudden and violent.
From beginning to end, the female paralytic had the upper hand in the contest, and at this moment it reached its peak, because the other party had fallen to the bottom. At this pace, you can continue to go down, but it's like half of the burden is shaken off, and you almost lose your strength.
This plot is good because it is reversed twice.
The glasses lay on the ground crying, without any dignity left.
The big head was tired and panting, and when he inadvertently raised his eyes, he found that water was dripping under the woman's wheelchair.
The woman also noticed it, and her expression began to panic: "Go, go, don't you want to go......?"
The big head was stunned and rummaged through the cabinets to find diapers.
"What are you going to do?"
"What are you doing?"
"Don't come here, don't come here, don't look at me!"
The woman cried and shouted, scolding: "Don't move me, you move me to try, I don't need it, I don't need it......"
The louder she cried, the more intense her scolding.
In fact, she was begging: "Don't come, don't move me, I'll tear your mother! I'll tear your mother! Don't move me!"
"Don't worry about it, get out, get out!"
At this moment, the woman also fell to the bottom.
Sometimes dignity is great and small. It may be a small thing, but in the hearts of the parties, it is the final bottom line of themselves as people.
Comedy has finally revealed its true colors.
“......”
Yang Yan wiped his eyes, and suddenly found that he couldn't stop shedding tears, I don't know why I want to cry, but I just want to cry.
When everything was calm, the female paralytic said in a hoarse voice: "You help me, I beg you to be old." ”
"We really can't kill people. Big Head said.
"You should do good deeds, shall you?"
"I'll help you. ”
He took off his helmet with his glasses, squatted down for the first time, and looked at each other equally: "What else do you want to do before you die?"
This conversion was also very good, she didn't say anything, but a voice went straight to her heart:
"Light ...... Falling on your face, cute as ever. ”
The picture turned to the rooftop.
Two bandits, one with a ladder and one holding a woman, wanted to take a picture of her.
There are no lines, like a MV inserted, accompanied by Sun Yanzi's unique tone: "The city is a little dirty, passers-by are in a hurry, lonely, vulnerable, and uneasy, all of which are ordinary ......"
The woman couldn't fix herself on the ladder, and the glasses brought a rope to tie her up.
She would slide down, spin in circles, cry, laugh, and the two bandits would panic.
You bow your head and don't say a word, you walk towards the gray...... You begin to wait hopelessly ......"
The sky is bright, the light is warm.
The comedy unveils the shell, and the hip-hop in front is just a foreshadowing before the unveiling.
Only at this moment, on the hurried street, no one would know that on the rooftop above their heads, three humble and unknown people are fulfilling the only bit of brightness in the movie.
“......”
Yang Yan's tears never stopped, and so did all around.
Xiao Taohong, Duan Long and others looked at the screen, and they were also embarrassed when they watched the finished film for the first time.
After this paragraph, the story line began to close, Lao Ma found clues, the police believed Xia Meier's false confession, and in the heavy rain, the glasses and the big head broke up.
The room was the last warmth.
"Your name is Hu Guangsheng?"
"Hmm. ”
"My name is Ma Jiaqi...... It's getting dark, you turn on the gas and go. ”
"Hug it!"
The two hugged in an awkward pose.
The glasses covered him with a blanket and squatted down again: "The gas is on, I'll leave when you fall asleep." ”
He took a Walkman and put headphones on her.
"Does it sound good?"
"Sounds good. ”
So she fell asleep.
The final meeting point is at Chaotianmen Square.
The big head is going to find Xia Mei'er, the glasses are going to find the big head, the old horse is going to find the two of them, Bo Zai is going to take revenge, the police are going to arrest Bo Zai, and the black club is going to publicize that the real estate boss owes money, and the boss's son wants to take revenge......
"The autumn cicadas are calling
I'm at the pavilion
It had just rained
The problem is that I can't drink......"
This song came out again, sung by Chen Ye, with a strong hometown sound.
Everyone heard it strange for the first time, listened to it again, and watched this movie again, only to feel that the pipa was broken, singing and sorrowful, and only felt that "thousands of miles of smoke and waves, the black baba sky is so big......"
At this point, the title lights up.
Nobody.
A group of people gathered together, Chaotianmen Square was brightly lit, and fireworks were showing.
There are too many criticisms at the end of the original version, and the logic of one line is particularly unreasonable.
The police interrogated Xia Mei'er and whether she knew the robbers. Xia Mei'er first expressed the man's feelings for herself, and then lied that she was Bo Zai, a small boss of Dream Paris.
The key is that the two are colleagues and have a bad relationship, and Bo Zai often bullies Xia Mei'er, so he was beaten by the big head.
As long as you ask a little, you will know that she is lying, and the police will not investigate and believe it instantly. In the end, he gathered people to arrest people, and acted and acted, but Bo Zai, who was a contradictory conflict, actually went offline, and he didn't even explain the results.
This is the paradigm of the multi-line narrative that finally gets out of control.
Xu Fei made changes, the police went to Dream Paris to investigate, thinking that Xia Mei'er was lying, and learned that Bo Zai had bullied her and was beaten, and felt that that person might be suspicious.
So the plan will be calculated, and the wave boy will be brought out first.
After the black and the boss's son caused chaos, the police maintained order, and the injured glasses, big head, and old horse sat in an ambulance very suddenly.
The original old horse got Xia Meier's mobile phone, and met the big head by looking at WeChat and photos.
What should I do if I don't have a smartphone now, read the text message: "You are not allowed to shave the cockscomb of glasses, it's ugly! I like your curly hair." ”
"Uh-huh, I've been curly all my life. ”
Sizzle!
Look at the old horse, the cockscomb head, curly hair, the probability of meeting others is not high!
"Li Datou?" he said tentatively.
"Which one are you?" the big head was stunned.
Lao Ma brushed out a water gun wrapped in cloth, "Lao Tzu police!"
Glasses brush out a real gun!
......
At the same time, the police caught Bo Tsai.
"Robbery, who dare me to rob, don't wronged a good man!"
"Good man, slashing someone with a knife is called a good man, why are you cutting him?"
"He beat me, a little sister in Paris is his friend, and he beats me for this!"
"What does that guy look like?"
"Two, one cockscomb and one curly, snatched my helmet. ”
Well?
The policeman recalled the guy who got into the ambulance just now and shouted, "In that car!"
And in the car, the two sides were tense and confrontational.
The ambulance started, and the moment the glasses wandered, the old horse pounced on the gun and tore the two apart. The big head was stunned for a moment, and then went up to help.
The three of them rolled and scuffled, and at this moment, they heard a "bang!"
Fireworks show, fireworks in full bloom as scheduled.
The glasses were mistaken for gunshots, and in a fit of nervousness, they snapped the trigger.
Bang!
The convoy immediately stopped, and the police quickly surrounded it, and as if the door had been knocked open, the old horse rolled to the ground, and his waist was covered in blood.
"The robbers are inside!"
"Watch out for guns!"
"Bang Bang!"
Bang bang bang!
At this time, the fireworks bloom, dazzling, and under the reflection of the river, it is the epitaph of an unknown person.
Hu Guang died here.
In that room, Ma Jiaqi woke up and found that Hu Guangsheng had not turned on the gas, and there was a clumsy and cute picture standing on the cabinet.
The two men held hands and flew over a bridge......
......
In the first ending, everyone died.
But with such a shooting, even Mr. Xu can't pass the trial, because it's too gloomy. So the old horse has to live, but he is not injured and dead, and the glasses are criminals, and he will either die or be caught.
Xu Fei chose to let him die.
And this scale has shocked the audience.
Since the Changsha Conference, I haven't seen such a strong emotional work for several years, especially Zhang Guoshi's shot.
All of you here are people in the industry, and they can't help but speculate, not only excited about the possible "censorship relaxation", but also applauding this work.
"Whoa!"
"Whoa!"
The lights came back on, and there was already a wave of applause.