Zhang Benmin was very remorseful, he shouldn't have provoked Xu Lixia, he delayed the hook, and he was unclear.

Xu Lixia is not afraid, after all, her mouth can be reversed black and white, not to mention that Zhang Benmin is just a child, what else can't be dealt with?" "Which one, the soul is ghostly, is it a ghost, this point is still out for a walk, it is purely a bad heart." She said it with a very awe-inspiring voice.

"Hey, it's really weird, it's obvious that I'm not thoughtful, and I still say that others are crooked. "People are getting closer and closer.

"Yo, it turned out to be Sun Weiju. Xu Lixia smiled, "I'll just say, who else can there be in this Lingdong Village besides you." ”

"Why do you say that?" Sun Weiju said with a hippie smile, "Is there anything special about me?"

"Of course. Xu Lixia said hehehe, "But, I advise you not to listen." ”

"Why?"

"It's not good for you. ”

"You're selling it to me?"

"In that case, then I'll say, you, what's special is that you can only be counted as half a man. ”

"What kind of play is this?" Sun Weiju was a little unhappy when he heard this, "Xu Lixia, if you can't say one, two, or three today, don't blame me for being polite." ”

"Rest assured, you're guaranteed to be convinced. ”

"Okay, you say, I'll listen. ”

"Actually, nothing else, just because of your name. Xu Lixia snorted, "If you don't lift it, you just can't lift it, you think you're a man, what kind of man is it if you can't lift it?

"You ......," Sun Weiju stammered.

Zhang Benmin listened to it, but he couldn't laugh out loud, otherwise Sun Weiju would really be annoyed and angry, and it wouldn't end well. "Aunt Xu, what are you talking about, depending on me, don't leave it here and say it, hurry home." Do you think, a woman's family, who doesn't even care about food, chatters with two men in the wild, and spreads it?" he began to play round.

Of course, Xu Lixia understood, "Okay, I'm leaving, I won't talk nonsense with you." ”

Seeing Xu Lixia leave like a victorious general, Sun Weiju was sulking, but he couldn't say anything more, just lit a cigarette and took a big gulp.

"Uncle Sun, you won't be angry, right?" Zhang Benmin said with a smile, "That's not a problem, you don't know what kind of person she Xu Lixia is? If you have the same knowledge as her, it can only be said that you are looking ugly." ”

"Hmm. Sun Weiju nodded again and again, "It's really such a truth, what am I angry, there is nothing to be angry about." ”

"That's good. Zhang Benmin hurriedly changed the topic, "Alas, Uncle Sun, this point, why did you come here?"

"Didn't your aunt ask me to come, saying that I wanted to see you by the river...... Thinking about the past, I'm afraid I won't be able to think about it. ”

"Oh, I'm here thinking about the past, but there's something else to do. Zhang Benmin felt that he should also leak some rumors about fishing for old turtles, maybe when he had to meet the last resort, he would take out Zheng Chengxi's stolen money and use it, but there is also a saying, the money comes clearly, it is the money exchanged for fishing old turtles.

"Something else?" Sun Weiju laughed, his laughter was extremely rich, "Gava, do you want to peek at the women in the river taking a bath?"

"You just want to see it. ”

"You can't lie. Sun Weiju deliberately covered his face, "This is not a shameful thing, look, it means that he is a man." ”

"Uncle Sun, I really don't. ”

"Well, in that case, I won't help you. ”

"Why don't you help?"

"Watch the woman take a bath. Sun Weiju snorted, "But, what can you watch at this time? ”

Zhang Benmin thought about it, and there was a Tao in it, so he continued to ask: "Earlier? Where can I hide earlier, in the reeds next to me? Those women are not blind, they will be discovered if they get closer." ”

"Ahem, this, you don't understand. Sun Weiju was very angry.

"Then tell me about it. ”

"Didn't I just say I wouldn't help you? ”

"Okay, okay, I don't lie, I just want to see a woman take a bath. Zhang Benmin really wanted to know how Sun Weiju did it, "Now, you can say it." ”

"Well, your attitude is okay, then, I'll pass on some experience to you. Sun Weiju took a leisurely puff of cigarette, "A hundred meters to the south, there is the electric irrigation, there is a crooked elm tree on the embankment, climb up, to the densest place of branches and leaves, just can see the women's favorite bathing pool, there is a sandy bottom, the cleanest." ”

"I know that elm tree, the trunk is quite thick, but the branches are a little thin. ”

"What do you know, don't be afraid of the branches, because the elm money tree is strong and can hold me, let alone you!"

"Oh. Zhang Benmin nodded and asked again: "Then when will you climb up?" ”

"It must be early, or wait for someone in the pool, obediently, alert, there is a slight abnormal wind and grass, and they all straighten their necks to listen to the movement, like, like what......"

"It's like a big white goose with its neck stretched!"

"Eh, yes, yes, yes, that's right!" Sun Weiju was so happy that he almost danced with his hands, "Gava, you are really good! Tell you, you really look like a fucking white goose, stunned with a neck, motionless." When he said this, Sun Weiju smacked his mouth, "Also, the key is white!"

Zhang Benmin smiled, "Uncle Sun, you say, how early is it?"

"It's like four o'clock in the afternoon, and you have to act. ”

"Hmm. ”

"One thing to remember, don't rush too early. ”

"Why?"

"Why do you say?" Sun Weiju touched the back of his head and laughed twice, "It's early, I'll take a nap, and if I can't get a heel, I'll plant it." ”

Zhang Benmin sneered, "Uncle Sun, have you ever planted it?"

"How can it be, with your Uncle Sun's ability, how can you be so ugly?" Sun Weiju paused and coughed, "That, at most, has only fallen once." ”

"Hey, it's really planted, did you fall?"

"What's the fall, I rolled in the air, and when I landed, I just stood upright. Talking about this detail, Sun Weiju became proud again, "That's definitely better than the martial arts actors in the movie! Thinking about it now, it may be the luckiest time in Lao Tzu's life." ”

"That's because Uncle Sun is a good person, God is helping you. ”

"Eh, this is ......" Sun Weiju was complimented like this, and was a little embarrassed, "Anyway, you just remember my words, as long as you follow it one by one, you can ensure that you can watch at least half of the women in the village take a bath." ”

"Hey, it's no wonder, why do the women in the village like to bathe in the river, isn't it good to be at home? ”

"Bah, you don't understand this, our Pingba River is not ordinary, it is said that there is a natural medicine in the river, so that the river water has a special function, can relieve itching, but also cure inflammation. Sun Weiju said, and asked Zhang Benmin in an accentuated tone, "I said that, you should understand, right?"

"It's just that the water is good, the water is good, but what does it have to do with a woman's bath?" Zhang Benmin pretended to be puzzled.

"This ......" Sun Weiju hesitated, "Hey, forget it, let's not talk about it, although you know a lot, but in the end it is still small, so there are some things, it is not a bad thing to know a little, but you can't know too much." ”

"Oh, okay, I'll listen to Uncle Sun. Zhang Benmin saw that the time was really a little late, so he said directly: "Uncle Sun, in fact, I came here to catch turtles." ”

"Fishing for old turtles?" Sun Weiju was surprised.

"yes. Zhang Benmin took out the prepared fishing hook, "The family has no money, so I am thinking about catching a few old turtles in exchange for some money and flowers." ”

Sun Weiju looked at the fishing hook carefully, very suspicious, "Just this simple thing, you still want to fish for old turtles?"

"Try it, you can succeed, but you won't pull it down. ”

"Even if you catch it, who will you sell it to? Our poor village is not a festival for the New Year, who is willing to buy this thing to eat?"

"I'm just going to give it a try, maybe I won't be able to catch a fart. ”

"Alas, okay, no matter what, you're fine, then I'll go back first. ”

was cared for, Zhang Benmin was a little moved, and he wanted to confirm again, "Uncle Sun, what are you doing here, is it really my aunt who asked you to come to see me?"

"That's not it, she said you look like you can't think of it, so you have to let me take a look. ”

"Oh, Aunt Dong's good, I'll remember it. ”

"And what about me?" Sun Weiju has never been far behind in fighting for credit, "I have told you so hard that I have told you until now, and I have also opened your eyes and taught you how to watch women take a bath!"

As soon as the words fell, there was a "snap", and Sun Weiju was slapped on the head.

Dong Xiyun came, "Sun Weiju, do you have something wrong with your brain? I asked you to come to see Gava, but you came over to teach him to watch women take a bath!"

"Hey, it's rude to say that you really are, and you don't want to ask clearly. Sun Weiju touched his head and said aggrievedly: "At first, I didn't know that Gava was here to fish for turtles, and I really thought he couldn't think of it, so I thought of a way to tease him." This person, with a head, life is energetic, so I want Gava to have a head: watch the woman take a bath! Do you think, as long as he wants to see it, then the heart is very powerful, where can you not think about it?"

"Okay, Sun Weiju, the little brain melon seeds are still a little useful. Dong Xiyun smiled, "I hit you just now, so that you can open up a little more, and in the future, it will be more useful." ”

Sun Weiju booed exaggeratedly, "Oh, you say that, I can't find fault with it, but it just hurts a little." ”

"It hurts, I'll give you a little more wine tonight, does it hurt?"

"Then, of course not!" Sun Weiju smiled, laughing very embarrassed, "Daughter-in-law, otherwise, you can give me another trick, or let me have another drink." ”

When Dong Xiyun heard this, he bent down and pretended to touch something, "Do you want to open your mind?

"Oh, that's it, it's enough!" Sun ran away without lifting his feet.

"You slow down, you can see it when it's dark, and you can chew!"

"Gnaw on you. ”

......

The conversation between the two drifted into my ears in the night.

Zhang Benmin heard a hot current in his heart, maybe this is the real life, it has nothing to do with elegance, and I don't know what taste is, they may be vulgar, but they can hold out a kindness with temperature, which is so direct to the hearts of the people.

Hey, don't sigh, you have to hold on tightly, and the hook hasn't been lowered.

Zhang Benmin planned to put two in the reservoir and two in the river. Immediately, he went to the reservoir, looked for a place where the reeds and grass were mixed, separated the reeds into a crack, and opened the water weeds, and cast two hooks in two places. Finally, the other end of the nylon rope is tied to a short stick, and then the stick is pressed into the soft mud along the water, so that no traces are exposed.

There are also two hooks, put them into the river. When taking a hook in the river, the time is mainly spent on finding the release point, and it is necessary to choose which places are easy to be infested by old turtles.

Zhang Benmin was groping by the river, and finally found a place and put down one. After a while, I found a suitable place again, and when I was about to put another one, I suddenly heard an exclamation of "oops" from the embankment.