Chapter 0.009 System, Why Do I Feel Something Isn't Right?

"Congratulations to the host, get a rare item, use it once - the opportunity to sweep the universe invincible hand in the sky and on the earth! This item is a one-time consumable, no need to learn, no need to practice, click to use it immediately!"

The cold voice of the system's machinery sounded in Chu Fan's heart.

"What? Heaven and Earth, I am the only one who sweeps the universe invincible?"

Chu Fan was immediately stunned, but then he suddenly became ecstatic: "Ahaha, as soon as I heard the name of this exercise, I knew that it was absolutely awesome, although there was only one chance to use it, but it was enough, Chu Du, my good brother, you are finished, wait for me to slap you in the face, Lao Tzu is going to start pretending to be forced." ”

Chu Fan was proud in his heart, and glanced at Chu Du not far away, and there was a trace of contempt in his eyes.

It's just ants.

However, at this moment, he frowned as if he had suddenly remembered something, as if he wanted to say something, but he didn't know how to say it.

Seeing this scene, Chu Du's heart was shocked, could it be that Chu Fan noticed something wrong?

And sure enough, almost at the same time, he heard Chu Fan's voice: "System, how do I feel that something is wrong?"

Chu Du's body shook, but as a system, he had to maintain a cold demeanor, and he replied, "For example?"

"For example, why is the name of this exercise I drew so long?"

In an instant, Chu Du was stunned for a moment, and after he reacted, he felt an urge to kill Chu Fan in his heart.

What kind of brain circuit are you?

Is that the point?

Shouldn't you pay attention to the question of whether this system is so cheating or not? However, you actually care about the name of an exercise that Lao Tzu made up.

However, Chu Du also breathed a sigh of relief, scared his father to death! It turned out to be this problem.

Why Is The Name So Long?

Isn't that simple?

Have you ever gone to school? Have you ever taken a test? Three long and one short choose short, three short and one long choose long, this is the basic rule of doing multiple-choice questions!

Why does the name have to be long?

Compared with those mountain collapse fist golden snake silk hand, Lao Tzu is the only one in the sky and the earth who sweeps the universe invincible, and the force is obviously a little higher.

In fantasy novels, the longer the name, the more awesome it becomes, and after reading those novels, don't you even know such simple common sense? Are you embarrassed to say that you are an old bookworm?

When you see Xiao Hei appearing, how simple the description is, there are only two words Xiao Hei, and if you look at yourself, it will be awesome, but "this young man has a beautiful face and a thin body", which is several times longer than Xiao Hei.

Why is your name so long? Isn't it because the longer the name, the better it is?

You're the main character, of course it has to be so long!

You ask me why I describe myself as "a young man with sword eyebrows, majestic eyes, handsome and dashing, graceful and dignified, jade tree in the wind, face like a crown of jade, dignified appearance, clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, eyes like bright stars, graceful demeanor, and a talent?

Are you stupid? Have you read a novel? Can't you even see such a simple truth? I'm obviously counting the words...... Phew, of course, the reason is because you can't count the words in water, otherwise, with Lao Tzu's handsomeness, how can it be described in just 50 words? It is precisely because the old man is unwilling to use the number of words in water, so he only uses only 50 words to portray the old man's handsomeness, otherwise, if the old man's handsomeness is all described, then this book must not write at least 10,000 chapters, more than 100 million words?

However, the old man has always been calm-hearted, not in accidents, his appearance is just a stinky skin, and if he doesn't describe it, he won't describe it, so there's nothing to care about.

"System prompt: Heaven and earth alone sweep the universe invincible: rare props, one-time consumables, click to use, you can immediately comprehend the true meaning of it, once used out, it will have unpredictable power, this prop is weak when it is weak, strong and stronger, it can kill the immortal emperor and god king, and it can crush the peddler pawn. ”

"System prompt: Does the host choose to use it immediately?"

Hearing the cold mechanical voice of the system that sounded in his heart, Chu Fan hurriedly said, "No!"

Isn't this a joke, listening to the introduction of the system, this invincible hand that sweeps the universe alone in the sky and on the ground is so awesome, you can kill the immortal emperor and god king, and you can crush the peddlers and pawns, and now you are just fighting a villain like cannon fodder Chu Du, if you use it, wouldn't it be too wasteful.

Such a treasure is still kept as a hole card, and it is best to be a killer feature.

"Garbage, there is this system, what hole cards do you want, what killer you want, this system is the biggest hole card, the biggest killer!"

Knowing what Chu Fan was thinking in his heart, Chu Du immediately despised Dao.

"Huh, the system, you're right, the system is in hand, I have it in the world, it's just a one-time consumable, what's worth keeping, okay, then use it immediately." ”

Chu Fan immediately made a decision, thinking that what the system said was simply too right.

"OK to use!"

Chu Fan immediately closed his eyes, ready to carefully appreciate the true meaning contained in this invincible hand that swept the universe in the heavens and on the earth, the name of this exercise is so long, so awesome, I am afraid that the true meaning contained in it is also extremely terrifying, if he can comprehend some of it, then it is estimated that it will be of great benefit to him in the future.

At this time, Chu Du hurriedly gave Xiao Hei a look, and the meaning was obvious, that is, to do what he had explained before.

He had already told Xiao Hei before, and after confirming his eyes, he slapped Chu Fan's head and used Yin and Cold exercises.

When Xiao Hei saw Chu Du's eyes, his face immediately turned straight, and there seemed to be a strange energy fluctuation in his body, and then Xiao Hei slapped it out.

"Smack!"

The next moment, Chu Du was stunned, he covered the back of his head, and looked at Xiao Hei with an incredible look, although he didn't speak, the meaning in his eyes was very obvious - Xiao Hei, why are you beating me?

Chu Du was simply beeping the dog's mind at this time, what is the situation of Xiao Hei, why did he slap him on the head?

Xiao Hei opened his black and white eyes, seeing Chu Du looking at him like this, he was puzzled, and said suspiciously: "Childe, why are you looking at me like this? Just now, didn't you say that when we confirmed our eyes, I would slap you on Chu Fan's head? I didn't do anything wrong, right?"

Chu Du was stunned, did he just say something like this?

"Xiao Hei, what I just said is that when we confirm our eyes, you will slap me on Chu Fan's head!" Chu Du said viciously.

"Yes, that's right, slap you to Chu Fan's head!" Xiao Hei said very innocently.

"I ...... Cao!"

Chu Du's mouth opened, Ma's, the feelings of Xiao Hei understand it this way, okay, okay, Xiao Hei, you are awesome, son, I admit it.