Chapter 146: Promise Me, Don't Be a Licking Dog, Okay?
Midday.
Lin Wu decided to go to Li Luyao for lunch, although he stayed with Jianing all night, he absorbed enough yin qi and was not hungry at all, but yin qi can only be energy, and he still needs to supplement nutrition.
However, even if it was only for a day, he obviously felt that his physique was much stronger.
I don't know the thickness of the skin, but when Lin Wu went to Li Luyao's house, he didn't take the elevator, he climbed the twelve floors in one breath, as fast as an ape, and there was no breathing, not a drop of sweat, his heartbeat was as slow as ever, his waist didn't hurt anymore, and his legs didn't hurt anymore.
If you advertise certain health products, it will definitely work very well.
"You climbed upstairs?"
Inside the house, when Li Luyao heard Lin Wu proudly boast that it only took one minute to go upstairs, she couldn't help but look at him strangely, "You don't need a good elevator, why do you climb the stairs?"
"I'm in good shape. Lin Wu smiled, "I used to stay at home for a long time, I exercised less, and my body was relatively weak." β
"Kidney deficiency?" Li Luyao's eyes became more and more weird.
"Then do you want to try it?" Lin Wu cut off, winked at her, and chuckled: "Guaranteed durability and explosiveness are beyond your imagination." β
Li Luyao's face turned red, and she couldn't help but punch him and smack him: "Dead hooligan." β
Lin Wu smiled and said proudly: "You use a little bit of strength, your strength is not enough to give me a massage." β
Li Luyao sighed, nodded and said, "Then you wait a minute, I'll go find a hammer." β
β...... Forget it. Lin Wu was immediately stunned.
"Have you become a monster now?" Li Luyao tried to pinch Lin Wu's biceps and pectoral muscles, which seemed to be a lot stronger.
Lin Wu said with a smile: "Yes, I'm not afraid of you pinching me anymore, it's almost the same as tickling." β
"Oh. Li Luyao nodded, "Then you wait a minute, I'll go find a vice." β
β...... I'm kidding. β
Lin Wu laughed dryly, hurriedly shrank back, and said, "In modern society, it is not a good thing to be too strong. β
"Aren't you able to become copper skin and iron bones, invulnerable, and infinitely powerful?" Li Luyao wondered: "Isn't it good that you are not afraid of meeting bad people?"
"I've never met a few bad guys in my life who need me to use force......" Lin Wu rolled his eyes.
"Then who is better between you and Wu Song?" Li Luyao asked curiously: "Wu Song is just an ordinary martial artist, he can kill the Hanging Eyes White-fronted Tiger, you should be stronger, if you kill the Hanging Eyes White-fronted Tiger with one punch, then ......?"
"Then I'll wait for the prison to sit through. β
Lin Wu rolled his eyes, "Don't you know that the South China tiger is a first-class protected animal in our country? Even the South China tiger dares to kill it, and if the circumstances are serious, he can be sentenced to more than 10 years in prison." β
Li Luyao couldn't help but sneer: "I'm just giving an example." β
"And at first glance, it looks like an inhuman little superman body, maybe it will end up with a legendary slice study, or be adopted and eliminated by the Death Committee, or something? No matter how powerful a zombie is, there is no way to be lawless. β
Lin Wu said casually: "If you can block pistol bullets, you may not be able to block rifle bullets, you can't block rifle bullets, and you can't block equipment sniper rifle headshots, it's really not good, just some modern weapons of great destruction, you can also destroy zombies casually." β
"So?" Li Luyao looked at Lin Wu speechlessly.
Lin Wu shrugged, "So I decided not to pretend to be a martial arts master to play games like heroes saving beauty and chivalrous righteousness, it's better to be a low-key person obediently." β
"You're not human. Li Luyao took the opportunity to pick out the words and retaliate.
Lin Wu didn't quarrel with her, but just snorted: "Besides, after becoming a zombie, with such a strong hand speed and thinking speed, why play vulgar force like a barbarian, can't I code 10,000 words a day to update the lovely genuine readers?"
"......" Li Luyao looked at him strangely.
"Ahem, of course it's not good. β
Lin Wu coughed and added, "At least write 20,000 words a day!"
Li Luyao rolled her eyes, looked at him strangely, and said, "Lin Wu, you have changed." β
"I'm such a good author who loves flowers and flowers, is there anything wrong with what I said?" Lin Wu looked at her strangely, "Isn't this what an author should do?"
β......β
Li Luyao was speechless, stared at him for a few seconds, put her slender hand on his shoulder, and said solemnly: "Promise me, don't be a licking dog, okay?"
Lin Wu said cheekily: "If you don't really like it, who wants to be a licking dog?"
Li Luyao laughed and said, "Licking the dog has nothing." β
Lin Wu smiled, suddenly took a step closer to her, reached out and grabbed her waist, and with a slight force, the bodies of the two were stuck together at zero distance.
"What are you doing?" Li Luyao's heart jumped.
Lin Wu looked at her and said with a low smile: "Lu Yao, you are just jealous that I didn't be your licking dog, right?"
"I'm not rare...... Li Luyao turned her head slightly and snorted softly.
Lin Wu pretended to sigh and said: "Those are just readers, do you think, in my heart, those readers can have you important?"
Li Luyao's heart was sweet, and she was just about to speak, but she heard Lin Wu say: "There is no comparison at all, how can you compare with my readers?"
At the end, he added, "Unless you reward me with a Golden Alliance." β
"......" Li Luyao's pretty face darkened, and she was about to have a seizure.
"Ahem, I'm kidding. Lin Wu hurriedly sneered: "You are the real wife I am marrying, who can compare with you?"
Then he silently added in his heart: Of course, except for Xiao Jianing and Xiao Qin...... Wait.
"You're going to bully me. Li Luyao glared at him angrily.
"I just like to bully you. Lin Wu chuckled, lowered his head slightly, and kissed her red lips.
At this timeβ
"It used to be a casual deep and shallow ...... of the heart"
A sudden ringing of the cell phone rang.
Lin Wu had no choice but to let go of Li Luyao, reached out and took out the mobile phone from his pocket, glanced at the caller ID, and found that it was an author named 'I am the blackest'.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
After connecting it, the voice of a good brother who needed three knives and six holes came from the opposite side.
Lin Wu scolded angrily: "What am I doing? Why are you asking me what I am doing? I am just going to do it." β
Li Luyao's face turned crimson when she heard this, and she couldn't help but grab the soft flesh on his waist and twist it fiercely.
"Why are you so angry?" the good brother who needed three knives and six holes wondered, "Why don't you go out at night to take care of yourself and vent your anger?"
"Hehe, I'm a good person, and my girlfriend is a big beauty, can I use it?" Lin Wu said with a smile.
"Yes, yes, you're right. β
The good brother who needs three knives and six holes smiled and said: "Come out for dinner in the evening, Deyuelou, I have a treat, and several close authors are here." β
"Treat?" Lin Wu was slightly stunned, "Oh, you have a treat, and we will pay for it?"
"No, have you already swam out of the author's circle, and don't you know that my new book is like that?" asked the good brother who needed three knives and six holes.
"Just your four-figure subscription to hit the street?" Lin Wu also said hehe-he is a five-figure subscription.
The good brother who needs three knives and six holes cuts: "You go and see for yourself, my new book is called "The Demon King Spares His Life", the results are explosive, and the fire is absolutely strong! The next starting point is me." β
"What kind of broken book title is this? I died on the spot. β
Lin Wu scoffed - this flag was no threat, he was already 'dead' anyway.
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PS: (Second Update~~)
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