Chapter 138: Start Your Performance
Zhao Guangfa's cousin's name is Zhang Chenghu, and his nickname is Ah Hu.
Ah Hu is only seventeen and a half years old this year, but he has developed quite well, it is simply beyond the NBA level, he is more than two meters tall, weighs more than 100 kilograms, and his skin is as dark as Gu Tianle.
When he walked in from the outside, Xia Nan and Shi Xiangxiang, who were sitting there preparing to eat, only felt that the light was dim, as if they were shrouded in a big mountain, and they were full of oppression!
Shi Xiangxiang asked suspiciously: "Zhao Guangfa, this is your nephew?"
"Yes, he is my nephew Zhang Chenghu!" Zhao Guangfa responded with a smile, and then pushed Ah Hu, who was looking at the seafood on the table, "Don't call someone yet!"
Ah Hu said to Shi Xiangxiang: "Auntie, hello!"
In a word, Shi Xiangxiang's face turned black on the spot.
When Zhao Guangfa saw this, he wanted to slap Ah Hu's head, but the goods were too high, so he could only slap his back, "What are you calling nonsense?"
Ah Hu said with a look of grievance: "Uncle, didn't you tell me, you have to be polite when you come out to meet someone, a woman with breasts is called an aunt, and a woman without breasts is called a sister, her breasts are so big, not what an aunt is......"
Zhao Guangfa's face changed greatly when he heard this, and he hurriedly jumped up and covered his mouth and said: "Don't you dare to talk nonsense, this is the eldest lady, my boss, and my food and clothing. ”
Ah Hu shook off his hand and said, "Uncle, I haven't eaten either!"
Zhao Guangfa: "......"
Xia Nan said, "Ah Hu, is it?"
Ah Hu glanced at him and didn't pay attention, but asked Zhao Guangfa, "Uncle, who is this sissy?"
In a word, Xia Nan's face also darkened.
Zhao Guangfa really wanted to get a lump of Xiang to plug his cousin's mouth, and only opened his mouth to say a few words, he had already offended the two living ancestors!
"Shut up for me, this is Dr. Xiao Xia, he is just good-looking, not a mother at all. If you talk nonsense again, I'll beat you to death. ”
Ah Hu didn't speak again, and honestly shut up.
Although it was just a face-to-face effort, Xia Nan and Shi Xiangxiang had already seen that this Ah Hu was indeed very obedient as Zhao Guangfa said, but his head was indeed not too turning.
But the meat shield, sometimes you really don't need to be too clever, you just need to be able to block the knife at the critical moment!
Xia Nan forgave him very generously for his sissy sentence, and asked gently, "Ah Hu, you haven't eaten yet, have you?"
Ah Hu said: "No!"
Xia Nan pointed to the opposite position and said, "Then you can sit down and eat!"
Ah Hu sat down honestly and unceremoniously, took an empty bowl and filled a bowl of rice, and even pressed it and added a big spoonful, and then ate it by himself.
Zhao Guangfa was so anxious that he couldn't do it, and he glanced at him again and again, you are a fool, people are just polite, you really eat?
Ah Hu obviously didn't, he was burying his head in eating, and occasionally raised his head and just stared at the dishes on the table, no one looked at it!
It didn't take long for Xia Nan and Shi Xiangxiang to see Ah Hu's first ability: to be able to eat!
Ah Hu ate six bowls of rice, ate all the rice of Xia Nan and Su Xingwang, and swept away all the four dishes on the table, but he still didn't look full.
Seeing this, Su Xingwang went into the kitchen and brought seven or eight sweet potatoes that had been cooked and ready to be fed to the poultry, but he also messed with them.
Xia Nan saw that the last sweet potato completely disappeared from his big mouth, so he asked, "Ah Hu, have you eaten enough?"
Ah Hu said honestly: "No ......"
Before he finished speaking, Zhao Guangfa was already busy and said, "I'm full, I'm full." He was full, so full that he couldn't be fuller. ”
Ah Hu immediately said: "Uncle, I just ate half full!"
"Are you so full and rushing to reincarnate?" Zhao Guangfa finally couldn't help but scold, then turned around and said with a smile: "Doctor Xiaoxia, Ah Hu is really full, he usually doesn't eat so much." Maybe it's because I'm in a hurry and I'm hungry. ”
Xia Nan nodded slightly and said, "If you haven't eaten for a while, let your uncle take you for another supper." Now, let's see what you're up to?"
Shi Xiangxiang shook her head and said, "I don't think it's necessary!"
Xia Nandao: "Why?"
Shi Xiangxiang said: "I want a smart and agile personal female bodyguard, not a man, and it is also the kind of mentally retarded and rice bucket." ”
Xia Nan shook his head and said, "I think you have to be more tolerant and give young people a chance, in case it is He Kan Cover Pearl!"
Zhao Guangfa said: "Yes, yes, eldest miss, you can take a look again, take a look again!"
Shi Xiangxiang said to Ah Hu: "Then start your performance!"
Ah Hu said with some annoyance: "I'm not a monkey, what are you performing?"
"Bastard!" Zhao Guangfa immediately slapped him on the head, "The eldest lady asks you to perform, you perform, if she takes a fancy to you, it will be a blessing that you have cultivated for eight lifetimes!"
Ah Hu urn shouted angrily: "I don't want such a fat woman to be a wife!"
Shi Xiangxiang: "......"
Zhao Guangfa gave him another look, "What nonsense, it's not for you to marry her, it's for you to work for her!"
Ah Hu clutched his chest and said, "Uncle, make it clear, I'm almost scared to death by you." ”
Zhao Guangfa wanted to cry without tears, "You bastard, do you have a brain that doesn't turn, or you lack roots!"
Zhang Chenghu said: "Uncle, my brain is normal!"
Zhao Guangfa shouted: "Don't be verbose, hurry up and perform." ”
Ah Hu nodded obediently, but said blankly: "Then what am I performing?"
Zhao Guangfa said: "Don't you have a lot of strength? Just show your strength!"
Ah Hu finally came to his senses, looked left and right, and found that there was nothing suitable, so he went to the courtyard outside to look for it.
And the people went out.
Ah Hu searched for a while, and finally found a stone mill in the corner that had been discarded, so he reached out and picked it up!
The old-fashioned big stone mill costs eighty or ninety pounds, but when it falls into Zhao Chenghu's hands, it is like a plastic foam, and he dances loudly, vaguely sandwiched some moves and routines in it.
Xia Nan and Shi Xiangxiang hurriedly walked away, for fear of being stoned to death by the grinding that flew by mistake.
Ah Hu waved the stone mill for a long time, and suddenly stopped again, "Uncle, this is too light, it's too bad! Is there anything else?"
Zhao Guangfa said: "What do you want?"
Ah Hu pointed to the corner of the wall outside and said, "I see there's a car parked there, I can hold it up and play ......"
Zhao Guangfa turned his head to take a look, and found that it was Shi Xiangxiang's Rolls-Royce phantom, and shook his head in sweat and said, "Can't, can't!"
Ah Hu spread his hands and said, "Then I don't know what to perform!"
Zhao Guangfa raised his eyes to look at Xia Nan and Shi Xiangxiang, and found that the reactions of the two were very flat, especially Shi Xiangxiang, who had begun to be a little impatient, obviously not optimistic about his cousin, and after hesitating, he took out his mobile phone and called: "Iron Hammer, you call all the people in the company over." ”
It wasn't long before Hammer arrived with a group of men.
Zhao Guangfa pointed at Ah Hu and said to everyone: "You beat him for me, beat him to death." ”
Iron Hammer and the others have never seen Zhao Guangfa's cousin, and Zhao Guangfa didn't bring it back to the company after receiving someone just now, so he brought it here directly.
They thought that this guy had offended Zhao Guangfa, so without saying a word, they rolled up their sleeves and pounced on Ah Hu.
"Uncle, uncle, this is ......" Ah Hu was about to ask, but the huge fist had already smashed into his chest, so he had no choice but to make a move.
Ah Hu's head may not be very flexible. His mouth sin when he opens his mouth is sinful. But his hands and feet are really not ordinary sharp and ruthless!
Iron Hammer and nearly twenty people, even if they all pounced, none of them could get close to him, but he was punched left and kicked right, all of them were beaten back, and then grabbed one with one hand, and threw them all into the corner, piling up there like arhats.
In less than five minutes, the battle was over.
Iron Hammer and the group fell there crying and shouting for their mother, but Ah Hu didn't even sweat a drop, as if the fight just now was not even a warm-up exercise.
Zhao Guangfa hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Miss, Doctor Xiaoxia, what do you think?"
"I don't think it's good!" Shi Xiangxiang obviously had preconceived ideas about Ah Hu, so her evaluation was very low, but she didn't forget to look at Xia Nan, "What do you think?"
"Abominable people must have cuteness!" Xia Nan pointed to the hammer and others who fell to the side, "I think this is the cuteness of Ah Hu." ”
Shi Xiangxiang immediately said: "Since you like it, then you want him!"
Xia Nan originally didn't have the intention of accepting the younger brother, he just wanted to find a bodyguard for Shi Xiangxiang, but when she said this, he felt that this was possible, so he beckoned to Ah Hu and said, "Ah Hu, come here!"
Ah Hu walked over gently, "Little white face, what are you going to do?"
"You fool!" Zhao Guangfa immediately gave him a cubit, "What are you calling?"
"Uncle!" Ah Hu pointed at Xia Nan aggrievedly: "He is so good-looking, why don't you call him a little white face?"
Zhao Guangfa said: "Call Doctor Xiaoxia!"
Xia Nan finally opened his mouth and said, "Actually, it's okay to call a pretty boy!"
Ah Hu obviously listened to his uncle, "Doctor Xiaoxia, what's the matter with you?"
Xia Nan said: "You will follow me in the future, are you willing?"
Ah Hu said with some disgust: "What are you doing? I can't prescribe medicine and injections!"
Xia Nan shook his head, "Treating people is just my side job, my main business is fishermen!
Ah Hu asked, "Do you care about the rice?"
Xia Nan nodded and said, "Tube!"
Ah Hu asked again, "Are you full?"
Xia Nan wanted to nod again, but he couldn't help but ask, "How much do you want to eat in one meal?"
Ah Hu said: "Under normal circumstances, it is eight bowls of base, and when I am really hungry, I can eat twelve bowls!"
Xia Nan Khan said: "I did eat a little more, but it doesn't matter, it's no problem for you to eat enough." ”
Ah Hu said weakly: "Do you have a salary?"
Xia Nan said: "How much do you want?"
Ah Hu scratched his head when he was asked, and he didn't know how much he should ask for when he went out to work for the first time, so he couldn't help but look at Zhao Guangfa.
Zhao Guangfa hurriedly and quietly raised a finger to him, which meant 10,000.
Ah Hu immediately said, "My uncle said a thousand!"
Zhao Guangfa: "......"
Xia Nan shook his head kindly: "One thousand is too little, I'll give you two thousand." Three-month probationary period, after three months if you can still stay, I will double it for you. ”
Ah Hu looked at Zhao Guangfa again, "Uncle, what do you think?"
Zhao Guangfa smiled bitterly, Xia Nan had already spoken, could he still say something bad?
Ah Hu said: "My uncle said yes!"
Xia Nan shook his head, "If you work for me in the future, you can't listen to your uncle, you have to listen to me, because I am your boss, so I can feed you and pay you a salary." ”
Ah Hu thought about it seriously and felt that this was very reasonable, "Okay, boss!"
Shi Xiangxiang saw that Xia Nan only spent 2,000 yuan to hire such a powerful thug, and regretted it so much that she couldn't help but mutter: "I knew it was so cheap, why did I want it." I can buy more than 2,000 yuan for a bottle of nail polish!"
Xia Nan laughed, pointed at Zhang Chenghu and said, "It's a pity that Ah Hu doesn't look down on you." ”
Zhang Chenghu was very conscious of a dog's legs, and immediately agreed: "Yes, I hate fat women the most." ”
Shi Xiangxiang: "......"