Chapter 008: Outpatient Surgery
Yang Xi's face changed.
Okay, you're a grand army, this is clearly a yin person!
The two patients who made an appointment for outpatient surgery were waiting at the door of the consultation room, why are you so loud, can you say that you are not deliberately damaging the face of the master?
It's no wonder that Yang Xi will move his liver fire, and he has been bullied by Sheng Dajun for a whole year. This old guy doesn't dare to provoke others in Cory, but he always likes to pose in front of Yang Xi as the boss, just today, he makes it clear that Lao Tzu is teasing you and bullying you, what kind of attitude can you put on Lao Tzu.
Before the change, Yang Xi could only pinch his nose and endure it, but now, he ...... I have it in my hand, I have it in the world, how can my master let your uncle be so rampant?
Fuck you, new debts and old accounts will be counted together!
Yang Xi said twice, then raised his voice, and replied: "Don't talk nonsense! I just came to you to ask you, the lipoma you cut last week was infected and suppurated, and everyone has found the ward this morning, what should I do?"
Sheng Dajun was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about!"
[Ding!] comes from the mood swings of the Sheng Dajun doctor, and the charisma value is +8. 】
Sample, the concentration is quite deep, and it is actually a little bit of value.
Yang Xi smiled faintly, and then mended the knife: "Also, last week, the foreskin cut by your old man was torn repeatedly by the knife edge, and it hasn't grown well until now, you should always give someone an explanation!"
"You ......," the grand army said angrily.
[Ding!] comes from the mood swings of the Grand Army Doctor, and the charm value is +14. 】
That Yang Xi is really not groundless and casually spreading rumors, these things have happened, but they have been adjusted by Yang Xi in time.
Sheng Dajun obviously didn't expect Yang Xi to dare to fight back, and the counterattack was so strong, and he fell into a disadvantage for a while because of lack of preparation. And because of his age, he couldn't keep up with his brain or tongue, and he was powerless to resist Yang Xi's attack.
"You...... Get out of here!" Sheng Dajun pointed to the door, which seemed to be domineering and leaky, but in fact he was impetuous.
Yang Xi didn't know anything at all, so he slowly lit a cigarette, lowered his voice, and said, "I'd rather bully the white beard than the poor young man." In the end, there must be a day when the dragon wears the phoenix, and I don't believe that the pants will wear the hole. Mr. Sheng, do you understand the meaning of this?"
Understandable or not...... Sheng Dajun couldn't help but be stunned, it wasn't a good word anyway.
At the risk of a heart attack, Sheng Dajun continued to burst into anger: "You, you horse, get out of here!"
Yang Xi smiled and flicked the cigarette embers, paced in front of Sheng Dajun, patted Sheng Dajun's shoulder gently, and then tidied up the collar for Sheng Dajun, and said earnestly: "Mr. Sheng, you have no reason to be loud, and your foul language can only mean that you are not educated." ”
Sheng Dajun's eyes were bursting with anger, and he couldn't wait to pounce on Yang Xi's throat and bite through it. But Lao Jianghu is Lao Jianghu after all, even if he is angry to the extreme, he has not lost his mind, he understands that if he does it at this moment, he is afraid that he will suffer.
At the critical moment, Sheng Dajun thought of the organization and thought of the leadership.
"You, you wait for me! Let's see!" Throwing down a cruel word, Sheng Dajun rushed out of the door, angrily, and ran in the direction of Dean Lin's office.
Yang Xi followed out of the room and waved lightly at Sheng Dajun's back: "You always walk slowly, don't fall." "At the same time, I pray in my heart, your old man can't find Dean Lin in the dean's office, at this time, you must not call Dean Lin, if this kind of bad thing mixes up the elegance of Dean Lin's playing cards, I'm afraid it must be your old man who is even more unlucky."
A patient waiting in the hallway for an appointment asked tremblingly, "Doctor, what ......about my operation?"
Yang Xi immediately changed his face, and responded with a smile and amiable: "I'll do it for you! I don't know where you have cultivated the blessings, this kind of minor surgery can actually let me, a tobacco and alcoholic student, personally operate for you." ”
The patient was pleasantly surprised, "Doctor, are you a graduate student?"
Yang Xi was shameless and nodded in response: "Hmm...... Keep a low profile, didn't you see the old gentleman picking on the son just now? Why, jealous!"
Rural people have a mysterious worship of academic qualifications, and in the town hospital, if they can play the name of a graduate student, then the custody is like a god. When the patient heard Yang Xi's affirmative reply, a look of reverence and happiness immediately appeared on his face.
However, this look was only fleeting, and the patient immediately noticed the loophole and couldn't help asking: "Doctor, how can you, a graduate student, come to work in our town hospital?
Yang Xi glared at him and said, "I just got in, and I won't start school until next month!"
Isn't it, elementary schools, middle schools, and universities don't all start on September 1st?
The patient believed it, and a look of reverence overflowed his face. Those who can be admitted to university are already dragons and phoenixes among people, and those who can also be admitted to graduate school must be the king of dragons, after Fengzhong, the doctor said that there is nothing wrong at all, and he really doesn't know where to cultivate the blessings, this kind of minor surgery can actually be the turn of a college graduate student to operate for himself.
But we have to hurry!
Don't wait for that bad old man to come back!
Also, that bad old man must be jealous of this graduate student, hmph, I can see it!
......
The preoperative preparation has made Sheng Dajun almost done, and Yang Xi is also happy to enjoy it.
The patient was lying on the bed, with a lipoma the size of a pigeon's egg on the left side of his back.
Lipoma is a benign tumor, and in medical principle, as long as the tumor does not affect the body's function or does not show signs of rapid growth, it does not need to be surgically removed. However, from the principle of the hospital, there is a charge of 80 yuan for cutting a lipoma, plus the cost of pathological diagnosis and postoperative medication, it is not a problem to make a triple-digit profit, therefore, the almost negligible possibility of malignant transformation will come out of the doctor's mouth, and the patient will not be afraid to obey it.
Cutting a lipoma is extremely simple.
Procaine is injected around the tumor, local infiltration anesthesia is done, and then a fusiform incision is made directly above the tumor, and the skin incision is propped open with vascular clamp, the subcutaneous tissue is separated, and the lipoma capsule is exposed. The tumor is clamped with a tissue clamp and pulled upward, while the adhesion of the tumor capsule and the external fat is separated by a vascular clamp. After the tumor is removed, the hemostatic point is ligated, the surgical area is flushed, and the through-suture is done, and the operation is completed!
After the patient got up, he saw that Yang Xi only used a piece of gauze, and there was only a little blood on the gauze, and his admiration was suddenly like a surging river, endless.
"Tsk, tsk, it's a graduate student, the level is really high, the operation doesn't hurt at all, and there is no bleeding, tsk, tsk, it's really a knife in our town hospital!"
Yang Xi smiled and said nothing, this is pleasing to the ear.
Oh, no, it's not pleasing at all, a knife in the town hospital is a hairy, and the master's goal is at least a knife in Jiangbei City!