Of course, for Liu Shu, who has already fallen asleep, let alone the circle of friends, even if the earth is blown up, it can only be blown up!

What else can I do?

Until 9 o'clock in the morning the next day, Liu Shu, who rarely slept well, was woken up by a faint shouting outside the door.

"Ah Shu, Ah Shu, come out quickly!" Sleepy eyes opened his eyes, and finally heard that it was someone outside the courtyard who was shouting his name.

The voice is very familiar, and it seems to have a few traces of trills from the small tongue, and the kind that is excited is not good.

"Who! is this?" Liu Shu got dressed a little lazily and got out of bed and put on his slippers.

Sweeping with his eyes, there were porridge buns and a small plate of pickles on the bedside table, and his heart was slightly warm, and he also knew why the person who came didn't enter the house directly, the uncle and aunt must have gone to the town early in the morning to sell the mountain goods that had just been picked back yesterday, and they didn't wake him up when they left, but they helped him prepare breakfast.

Walking out of the door and facing the already brilliant morning sun, Liu Shu couldn't help but squint his eyes, and then he couldn't help but be happy when he saw the big round head that was cowering outside the door.

"Yo! I said, who shouted so much! It turns out that the leader is here! Why has he changed his personality and become polite today? Come, come, enter the house!" Liu Shu greeted him while laughing.

If Da Han is small, then the owner of this big round head can definitely be called Liu Shu's sworn friend.

Didn't you listen to the saying that the standard of the four irons of life is that we have carried guns together, we have shared the windows together, we have shared the spoils together, and we have carried the guns together。。。。。。

This is the one who has been in the same class.

It was Liu Shu's classmate from junior high school to high school, and Liu Shu participated in the entire youth process from Mao to Mao finally growing up, the most ignorant and ignorant.

"Polite ball, you come out so quickly, I can't bear to hurt the little animal. The big round head retracted behind the door, and the arrogant tone continued with a small trill.

It wasn't until he walked out of the door that Liu Shu knew why 'Huang Gongzi', who was used to swaggering on weekdays, was so cautious today.

Squatting in front of the courtyard gate and sticking out its tongue calmly, the cute corgi is not scary, its small short legs and super cute big hind buttocks hide its 'brutality' that can actually bite through the thick skin of wild boars.

But its pig brother is not so cute for ordinary people, even if it has a big pink cute nose, especially when its lips are turned out, revealing a mouthful of snow-white pig teeth and a special dog "whining".

The fat man with a small leather bag under his arm, full of the atmosphere of the local tyrant, obviously has no hao at this time, only the soil, and is trying to 'stick' the round body on the half of the gate of Liu Shu's house, facing the 'pork belly' with big ears flashing a meter away and grinning with a pig's mouth, there is a kind of Yazi who wants to turn himself into a door god.

Obviously, the little animal in his mouth may be himself.

It's that trick again.

This product is scary and addictive, Liu Shu couldn't cry or laugh, waved his hand and slapped the big pig's head that came over triumphantly: "This trick will be used less in the future, what should I do if I scare the little pot friend, and then the dinner will be halved like this." ”

I didn't feel the big slap of Liu Shu, the 'pork belly' with rough skin and thick meat, and I shook my head to resolve the force. But when I heard that dinner was going to be halved, the 'pork belly' instantly became melancholy, and he lay down on the spot, put the pig's head on his two front hooves, and the round little pig's eyes blinked to show his grievances。。。。。。。

A look of 'Did I see the door wrong?'.

Liu Shu。。。。。。 I was wrong, the pig was right.

"I'm rubbing, it seems to be sad, I heard that I won't be given food, I'm sad, isn't it?" The frightened fat man pointed to the 'pork belly' that exuded a strong melancholy atmosphere, and stammered to ask Liu Shu.

"It seems that yes, you know, pigs eat a lot. Liu Shu explained with a smile. "If you don't say that, it's not going to make a fuss?"

"Am I so empathetic now? I can even see that a pig is sad. Walking into the yard, the fat man was still talking to himself in disbelief.

"Haha, Huang Fat's self-analysis of smashing you makes it difficult for me to take it! Do you think I should say yes, or should I say no?" Liu Shu laughed and pointed to the wooden chair in the courtyard, "You sit down first, pour your own tea, brother go wash your face and brush your teeth first, and listen to you blow it to me later." ”

"Wash the eggs!" the fat man grabbed Liu Shu, "I didn't wash my face and was afraid of farts, I think we were a quilt back then, and we can find you just by smelling your feet." ”

"Rub, I didn't expect you to have this hobby!

This, the thick base wind smokes people want to run!

"Phew!" The fat man snorted angrily, and began to question Liu Shu: "Ah Shu, you are too inauthentic, you don't bring back the phone." ”

"Poor, you want to find me, recharge!" Liu Shu responded confidently.

"I'm going to do it again, I've charged so much money, and I haven't seen you a bastard back to me, or I can come to you without even having a meeting, and I'm almost bitten by your janitor's pig?"

"That can't be!" Liu Shu took out the mobile phone in his purse a little "shyly", and continued to answer confidently: "I forgot to charge, I turned it off, you can't blame me." ”

"I don't talk to you about this, it's good to turn off the phone, so that others don't find you first. The fat man's eyes swept around. "Yesterday, you posted on Moments that thousand-year-old He Shou Wu?"

"Oh! where is it!" Liu Shuchong put a sack at the door of the house. "What, I want it! Then I have to tell you, it's my brother's life-saving money, and if it's less than 100,000, you can take a look." ”

"Do you believe it or not?" The fat man who rolled his eyes ignored Liu Shu, who was talking about the cannon, carefully opened the sack and took He Shouwu out, and then breathed a sigh of relief.

"The kidneys are not good, is it true that the body is fat and the kidneys are deficient?" Liu Shu looked at the fat man's appearance, and asked more cautiously, for fear that it would not stimulate his weak self-esteem. "Don't say that this thing is not as awesome as the legend says, and it is not a thousand years, just two or three hundred years, and it is still possible to cure less whiteheads, but you don't seem to have much hair left。。。。。。 ”

Without showing a trace, he raised a middle finger at Liu Shu, and the fat man put He Shouwu back into the bag and carried it without letting go, "Thirty thousand, it's my brother." ”

"Tsk, poverty alleviation! It's a pity that my brother has a mountain now. Liu Shu only smashed his mouth. "Tell me, who wants it? You want it, even if you take it back and honor Aunt Huang Bomi. ”

"You can pull it down! Just your monkey mountain, I checked it last night, and I almost vomited blood. The corners of the fat man's mouth pursed disdainfully, and he also stimulated Liu Shu's G-spot.

Liu Shu was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that the person in front of him was not the little fat man who slept in class and copied his homework after class, and was assessed by the teacher as going to sweep the street in the future.

Check the situation on a hill in the town, isn't that easy?

It turns out that learning this thing is the only way for ordinary children to break through the bottleneck, but for the children of some families, it is not.

For example, he is a sworn friend, and he studied a third-rate undergraduate degree one grade lower than Liu Shu in college, but his father is good! He was the mayor of Hudao Town, the third-in-command of the county CPPCC, and the second-generation official.

However, although they haven't seen each other for more than a year, the two are still like their former youth, mercilessly exposing each other's shortcomings, and no changes have occurred because of the different circumstances of the two.

"Is there a way to reduce the rent?" Liu Shu waved his hand. "Hurry up, go and pull my brother, I'm not polite to you, then it's my gift money, take it and take it away, you're welcome. ”

"Brother, you're stupid, I can't be stupid with you! You want me to go in and bring me food, right? Who will come to your wedding and be your best man in the future?" the fat man grimaced. "You can spare me!"

"That's it, and you're still arguing with me. Liu Shu stretched. "Tell me! ”

"It's not me who wants it, it's a big boss in the town who came to invest, and he has long told me to pay attention to this wild mountain spirit, yesterday I sent the photo you sent to the circle of friends, and the people gave it directly, but you couldn't even get through the phone, so I didn't just run to you directly!" The fat man finally told the truth.

"People also said that the market price of this kind of two or three hundred years of He Shou Wu is about 20,000, and if it is two hundred years old, it may be hundreds of thousands, but this kind of year is also expensive and difficult to find, so he directly added 10,000. The fat man's brow furrowed slightly. "But to be honest, although the price is not low, if you wait, you may be able to sell it for a higher price. ”

"That's right, you also said that if you want to sell for a higher price, you have to wait, and I can't afford to wait now. Deal!" Liu Shu smiled slightly and nodded.

"Thirty thousand, remember to transfer my treasure, and the penalty interest is 1,000 a day late. ”

"Rub, is it so cold to ask for money?"

"Then, Chenghui is 100,000, and the good brother only needs 30,000 for a broken bone, is it okay?"

"Then can you pay me back the money I recharged?"

"How much?"

"Ten pieces。。。。。。 ”

"Pork belly, come and see off. ”

"I was wrong, brother, I'll charge another fifty right away. ”

After some unnutritious bickering, the two chatted with each other about the current situation, until one of the fat man's work phones rang and made an appointment for dinner, and the fat man left with He Shou Wu.

When he went out, he didn't forget to squeeze his eyebrows and remind Liu Shu: "Hehe, Ah Shu, don't regret opening your phone." ”

Liu Shu faintly felt that it was not good, the expression of the dead fat man when he left just now was really not ordinarily cheap.

When he turned on his phone, Liu Shu was completely stunned.

The WeChat circle of friends has exploded.

The comments on the short video are even more surging than ever.