Chapter 202 Drunken Cat Li Dandan
Taking over the unconscious Sakai Fuji from Huang Zhimin's hands, Yamaguchi said with excitement on his face:
"Master, then, then I'll leave first, see you tomorrow!"
"Well, you go first!" Lin Han smiled slightly, and watched Yamaguchi leave.
"Lao Lin, didn't you say you were looking for a black cat?" Huang Zhimin was puzzled.
"I changed my mind, it just so happens that Yamaguchi is also a little devil, don't bother the black cat with him!"
"Uh...... I think the black cat will definitely be willing to serve in this matter!"
“......”
Lin Han was speechless when he heard this, indeed, in the face of the beautiful Sakai vine, any man would be willing......
The cost of the private room has already been settled, and not long after Lin Han and the mountain pass left, he also left the KTV with Li Dandan on his back.
"Dude, it seems that it's impossible for me to sleep with you tonight, right?" Huang Zhimin glanced at the drunk Li Dandan and grinned.
"Roll the calves!"
Lin Han glanced at him and instructed: "You send Zhang Xiaoya back first, and then hurry home to rest, there are a lot of things to be busy recently!"
"Brother Han, don't need it, I'll just take a taxi myself!" Zhang Xiaoya hurriedly waved her hand.
"No, something is going to happen to you so late, I can't explain it!"
"Alright, leave it to me!"
Lin Han didn't say much, stretched out his hand to stop a taxi on the side of the road, and let Niuniu sit in front, while he sat in the back with the 'drunk cat' Li Dandan.
After a while, Lin Han returned to the diners, and Deng Xu next door had not closed the door, and when he saw Lin Han carrying a beautiful woman home, he hurriedly came over and said with a lewd smile:
"Boss Lin, went to the door of the bar to pick up the corpse?"
"Your uncle! see clearly, this is Li Dandan!"
Lin Han really wanted to kick over and pick up the corpse? This surnamed Deng's imagination is too rich!
"Brother Han, what do you mean by picking up corpses?" Niuniu stared at a pair of big eyes, looked up at Lin Han curiously and asked.
"Uh...... Niuniu, don't ask so much, hurry up and wash your face and sleep!"
"Oh, well!"
Lin Han glanced at Deng Xu, and then walked into the bedroom with Li Dandan on his back.
The drunk Li Dandan's face was crimson, so good-looking, Lin Han put her flat on his bed, and there was an inexplicable impulse in his heart!
However, Niuniu, this little girl, also sleeps in the room......
"Brother Han, do you want to sleep here too, sleep with Sister Dandan?" Niuniu asked with a smile while lying on the bed, holding the second dog.
"Ahem, Niuniu, do you think Brother Han should sleep here?" Lin Han's old face flushed.
"Oh, shame, shame, boys can't sleep with girls!"
“......”
Lin Han was speechless, this little girl is not very old, how can she know everything?
There's no way, I can only do it for one night tonight, but fortunately, it's summer, and I can carry the Taishi chair to the yard for one night!
It's just a pity, what a great opportunity tonight!
Lin Han came to the courtyard stupidly, he lay on the Taishi chair, took out his mobile phone to see what the immortals were talking about.
As a result, as soon as I entered, I saw that the screen was full of flowers, and even Tang Seng, a monk, also left a message in the group:
"In my heart, Fairy Chang'e is the most beautiful, and other fairies are scum!"
Chang'e?
Seeing this name, Lin Han's mind instantly remembered the beautiful woman who played with rabbits in the Moon Palace!
"Guys, is Sister Chang'e also in the group?" Driven by curiosity, Lin Han couldn't help but send a message.
"Fairy, aren't you looking for a caterpillar, he's here!" Sun Wukong said.
"Caterpillar, can I talk to you privately?"
After a while, a beautiful woman wearing an avatar in ancient costume sent a message to Lin Han, Lin Han opened her avatar and saw that it was indeed a big beauty!
Sakai Fuji is also a beauty, but compared to Chang'e, it is a world of difference!
"Absolutely!"
Lin Han's excited heart, trembling hands, after sending this sentence, he accidentally sent a red-eyed Minion over!
Immediately caused a commotion in the group!
"Caterpillar, you mortal dare to tease Fairy Chang'e, my old pig is the first to denounce you!"
"Zhu Er is stunned, I'll support you this time!"
"It's useless, Fairy Chang'e only likes Wu Gang, alas, sad!"
"That's not necessarily! Maybe she's better than my grandson?"
“......”
Seeing these strange messages, Lin Han was speechless!
Especially Sun Wukong, how can a good beauty like a monkey, it seems that he really thinks too much!
Beep!
At this time, someone asked to add WeChat friends in a private chat, and Lin Han saw that it was Chang'e, so he quickly clicked on the application to pass.
"Caterpillar, I heard that your dishes are doing well, can you cook me a few dishes?"
"Alas, this palace hasn't tasted the world's delicacies for thousands of years!"
Lin Han was stunned, he remembered that Chang'e was just imprisoned in Guanghan Palace, so she didn't even have anything to eat, right?
"Fairy, what do you want to eat?" Lin Han asked.
"Crayfish, I heard Sun Dasheng say that your crayfish tastes good, and Little Rabbit and I want to taste it!"
"Little Bunny?"
"It's my little white rabbit!"
“......”
Of course, Lin Han knew that Chang'e had a rabbit, but he didn't know why, and heard Chang'e say my little white rabbit...... Well, he admitted that he wanted to be crooked, otherwise it should be the White Rabbit!
"Caterpillar, you don't have to worry, although my Guanghan Palace is not as good as Heavenly Court, I will still reward you!"
"Thank you, fairy, you are much more reliable than the Bull Demon King. ”
Seeing Chang'e like this, Lin Han was moved...... Wait, I also promised to fry crayfish for the Bull Demon King tonight!
Well, in that case, let's fry it together tonight!
"Fairy, then I'll fry the crayfish now!"
"Thank you, Momoda!"
“......”
it!
Is the other party really Chang'e?
It won't be a little sister who is teasing herself, and the gods are also saying it?
Soon, Lin Han fried two servings of garlic crayfish, and then sent them to Chang'e and the Bull Demon King respectively.
After doing this, Lin Han lay on the Taishi chair and was about to sleep, and suddenly felt a cold on his face, and just when he was confused, it was pouring rain in the sky!
Lin Han hurriedly took the Taishi chair and ran back to the room, and at the same time, his heart throbbed!
God really has eyes, knowing that he can't sleep in the Taishi chair, do you have to force him to go back to the bedroom to sleep?
"Alas, I have a good character and even God can help, I really have nothing to say!" Lin Han sighed with a stinky sigh and walked back to the bedroom brightly.
Li Dandan was lying on the bed and didn't know what he was muttering, as if he was going to beat the vixen or something......
Lin Han took off his clothes that were wet from the rain, and as soon as he lay down, Li Dandan was like an 'octopus', entangled him, and refused to let go!
"Damn!
He sniffled, and suddenly a good smell of virgin fragrance came to his nose, which made people excited!
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