Chapter 507: That's a joke you tell?

Listening to Jiang Chen say that there was a way to treat his ice beauty disease, Wang Yiqian just raised her eyelids, glanced at Jiang Chen quietly, and didn't say anything.

For a moment, Jiang Chen even thought that this beautiful girl was a mute.

In addition to being expressionless, she can't speak, that's really an iceberg beauty.

Mr. Wang's eyes lit up: "Hurry, please hurry up and find a way, my daughter is really well, I will definitely reward you with a lot of money." ”

Jiang Chen: "No, I don't want to be rewarded with a lot of money, I just need to sign the contract!"

"That's fine!"

Mr. Wang said inhumanely: "As long as my daughter's illness can be cured, I will immediately agree to sign a contract, and even I can let Yayi Company ten points!"

Olivia's beautiful eyes bulge!

Ten points?

I'll you...

For the sake of my daughter, I really worked hard.

Jiang Chen sighed: "See, right? apprentice." How hard is it to be a good salesman?

Olivia: "..."

Jiang Chen glanced at Wang Yiqian, this girl was still an iceberg beauty, and she didn't care about anything.

Jiang Chen thought for a while: "Come with me!"

Wang Yiqian got into Jiang Chen's Rolls-Royce, and Olivia also got in the car to follow.

On the way, Olivia tried her best to take out all the funny jokes she had heard in the past 20 years and tell them to Wang Yiqian to see if she could make her laugh.

"When I was a child, I put on a witch costume and went to Halloween to have a misunderstanding, and I ended up falling into a ditch... Hahaha!"

Olivia herself laughed so much that tears came out, but Wang Yiqian kept looking at her with a calm gaze.

There was no fluctuation in my heart, and I even wanted to hehe.

I'm afraid this isn't a fool, is it?

Not very smart Ako!

Olivia: "..."

Hemp eggs!

How embarrassing is it that I seem to be talking awkwardly?

She had a bitter face: "Master, this ice beauty disease is really hard to treat! My stomach hurts with laughter, and she is indifferent." ”

Jiang Chen: "....."

Excuseme? That's a joke you're telling?

That's a bad joke, okay?

I don't really understand the jokes of your Mi people!

Jiang Chen coughed: "Ahead, it's almost there." ”

"Where are we going?"

Olivia asked curiously.

Jiang Chen smiled: "Let's go to an interesting place, Jiangjia Community!"

Jiang Chen took Olivia and Wang Yiqian and walked to the door of the Jiang family's community.

"What's so funny about this community?"

Olivia was in a hurry.

What I want to do is to make Wang Yiqian laugh!

This neighborhood just looks very tall, what's funny.

"Don't worry. ”

Jiang Chen didn't hurry and took out a snakeskin bag!

Wang Yiqian was stunned!

“???”

Olivia: "???"

I've never seen anything like this!

See you soon!

Jiang Chen took out a big scale from his back again!

It's still the kind of old-fashioned scale, with the kind of scales...

Wang Yiqian's beautiful eyes widened.

The iceberg beautiful girl looked at Jiang Chen in surprise.

"Master, what's going on?"

Olivia exclaimed.

Jiang Chen said lightly: "I happened to be here today, do something, you are in the back, just watch from afar." ”

After speaking, Jiang Chen walked ahead.

It just so happened that there was a couple arguing in front.

The woman was emotional: "What do you do all day except smoking and drinking? What do you give me? How much do you give me? Why should I be with you?"

The man yelled, "Hmph! I really only smoke and drink, you don't like me like this, you can go to someone else! I am so rich, you are with me because of the money." Can you get my money? Find someone else, find it?"

At this point...

Jiang Chen carried a snakeskin bag and a weighing weight, and passed by.

The man saw Jiang Chen at a glance, and thought he was picking up garbage, his eyes lit up, he pushed the woman, pointed at Jiang Chen, and said, "For example, this one picks up garbage! You are with him! I will definitely not be jealous, support you to find him!"

The man was full of disdain for Jiang Chen, and taught his woman a lesson and asked her to find Jiang Chen.

Women can't be manly, look at Jiang Chen...

Jiang Chen looked confused.

What's the situation?

I'm just passing through here.

Why are you all looking at me?

Wang Yiqian, who is behind, also has a small question mark on her face.

What's going on?

What's going on?

When Olivia heard someone humiliating her master and scolding him for picking up garbage, she was so angry that she ran over to reason with the man.

Jiang Chen put down the snakeskin pocket and said lightly: "I said you!"

Man: "???"

Jiang Chen said coldly: "What did you just say about me? Pick up garbage? Don't say I'm not, even if I am! It's not your turn to be a spicy chicken person who bullies women, spray me!"

When the man heard this, he sneered.

His hand shook!

A Vacheron Constantin gold watch, shining, shining.

"See?"

"Vacheron Constantin!

"Is more than 800,000 good?"

"You are a garbage picker, where do you have the confidence to dare to talk to me like this?"

"I said you're inferior, you're inferior! You've been picking up garbage all your life. ”

The man was condescending, sneering and mocking: "Even if I don't want a woman, you ask her if she is willing to be with you?" ”

He looked at the woman.

The woman was angry...

But looking at Jiang Chen's ordinary clothes, snakeskin pockets, and big scales, he couldn't help but frown slightly, showing that he was very resistant in his heart...

She also thinks that Jiang Chen is probably a rag picker.

Even if she quarreled with a man, she was reluctant to throw herself into Jiang Chen's arms and get angry with her boyfriend: "Please! Even if you want to humiliate me, you shouldn't take him as an example, right? Who am I? No matter how I fall, I won't find someone to pick up rags..."

Jiang Chen hadn't had time to spray the male and female pairs.

Suddenly, a resident of the Jiangjia community ran over.

Seeing Jiang Chen, without saying a word, he directly took out a thick pile from his back, which was more than 20,000 soft girl coins, and handed it to Jiang Chen.

"Mr. Jiang, this is my rent for this quarter. ”

The man is confused!

A second ago, the woman who was still beeping was also confused!

I, I rub!

This one, isn't it a rag?

Jiang Chen picked up the scale and weighed it: "Eight taels! Well, it's almost, just throw it away." ”

He opened the snakeskin pocket!

The snakeskin pocket is already filled with piles of soft girl coins!

Inside, it's full of banknotes!

Men and women almost popped out their eyes!

Wang Yiqian, watching it wonderfully, couldn't help it on her face, and began to show a smile...

Ice Beauty, melting...

But!

What's next!

Then, another person ran over: "Mr. Jiang, I am from Unit 3, Unit 3, Building 1, 807! This is last quarter's rent." ”

Jiang Chen took out another ruler, measured the thickness, and said with satisfaction: "Don't weigh it, throw it in." ”

The man threw it in...

Everyone, dumbfounded~~

I rub, and this kind of operation?

This Jiang Chen rent collector not only weighs with a scale, but also uses a ruler to measure the thickness?

Why don't you use a money counter?

Another person came running and bowed to Jiang Chen: "Mr. Jiang, long time no see." Building 4 809, this is my rent for this quarter. ”

He gave Jiang Chen a wad of bills.

Jiang Chen checked it with his hand, and didn't bother to count: "Okay, next time you have to be early." ”

"Howler!"

Jiang Chen casually threw it into the snakeskin pocket.

One and another...

For each tenant, there are more than 10,000 tenants, and 40,000 or 50,000 tenants.

Bundles of thick banknotes rained down on snakeskin pockets.

Snakeskin pockets, gradually full...

The male and female were dumbfounded...

Eyes are going to bulge!

The woman suddenly came to her senses, and her eyes lit up!

She slapped the man and gave it a hard time!

"Smack!"

The man was confused.

The woman said loudly: "Didn't you just bully me all day long with a few stinky money? Didn't you tell me to leave you and go to be with this handsome guy? I'll tell you now, OK! The old lady won't play with you anymore!"

She straightened her hair, was very charming, and walked towards Jiang Chen and said, "Handsome guy... What do you think of me? I'm willing to follow you in the future and collect rent everywhere every day..."

Behold~~

The next second.

Jiang Chen pressed her approaching head!

"Stop!"

Jiang Chen said lightly: "I'm sorry, you are willing, I am not willing yet." I can't nibble on your old grass!

Jiang Chen pushed back...

The woman is petrified on the spot!!

Unexpectedly, he was rejected by Jiang Chen!

After Jiang Chen finished speaking, he was full of domineering, picked up the snakeskin bag, and left...

Only a male and female pair were left messy in the wind...

When Wang Yiqian saw this, she finally couldn't help it!

Haha laughed and laughed.

"o(^▽^)o haha~! It's funny!"

Ice beauty disease, Wang Yiqian, who has been troubled for ten years, actually smiled...

She laughed and was very pretty.

This 16-year-old beautiful girl in the flower season lost her smile forever because of an accident ten years ago and was frozen for 10 years!

But now, she laughed...

Like the iceberg unsealed, the ice and snow melted, and suddenly spring returned to the earth, becoming the most beautiful scenery in the world...

"Wow, Master, you succeeded! She smiled! Ice Beauty smiled!"

Olivia exclaimed as she could not help herself.

Jiang Chen saw Wang Yiqian and smiled, and he was also happy.

This pair of male and female is really timely.

Jiang Chen originally just wanted to surprise Wang Yiqian and perform a snakeskin pocket rent collection stunt, and Pomeranians smiled.

After all, Jiang Chen thought that with Mr. Wang's strength, it is estimated that all funny cross talk actors and funny stars have been invited over the years to treat his daughter's ice beauty syndrome.

But so far, it has not been good, it is estimated that this ice beauty disease is too difficult to deal with, and the common methods are not effective.

You have to find a routine that Wang Yiqian has never seen before, so that she can be surprised and surprised, so that she can laugh.

"Congratulations!"

Jiang Chen was also quite happy.

With a wave of his hand, he handed the snakeskin bag to a community property officer: "Go, change it for the kind of brick I usually use." ”

"Mr. Jiang!"

The property staff ran away.

At this point...

Here comes another woman...

It was actually a female colleague of Jiang Chen!

This female colleague, named Xiao Tianai, was Jiang Chen's deputy general manager when he worked in a state-owned company.

At that time, she was a little beautiful and a flower in the company.

It's just that she is very arrogant, she always thinks that she is a flower, and her male colleagues are all cow dung, and they all want toads and want to eat swan meat.

Once, Jiang Chen went to fetch water, passed by her, and accidentally bumped into her.

Outcome...

This woman blew up!

She pointed to Jiang Chen's nose and scolded Jiang Chen, a toad, who dared to eat swan meat?

That time, it caused a big sensation in the company, and many people came to watch, accusing Jiang Chen of "harassing" the goddess.

At that time, Jiang Chen was also angry enough, pointing at Xiao Tianai's nose and scolding: "Lao Tzu is single Wang in this life, and he will not fall in love with a scheming like you!"

The conflict between the two had a great impact, and in the end, the company's senior management knew about it, but at the same time, the female president and her daughter began to be jealous for Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen resolutely chose to resign.

However, Xiao Tianai mistakenly thought that he had won the victory, which made it clear that Jiang Chen ignored it back then!

She is the winner.

Xiao Tianai passed by Jiang Chen...

Suddenly noticed Jiang Chen!

Jiang Chen, who was carrying a snakeskin bag and picking up things!

Xiao Tianai sneered.

Obviously, Jiang Chen is very unsatisfactory, and he is mixed to the level of picking up garbage in his pocket!

The old hatred in the past made Xiao Tianai feel that it was time to step on Jiang Chen!

Sprinkling salt on the wounds of the down-and-out is Xiao Tianai's favorite thing to do.