Chapter 576: Idiot
The muscles on Susan's face twitched and twitched, please, she was less than a hundred pounds and might even be lighter than that Lin Susu, how could he not be able to carry it, this slut!
"Bastard!" Susan scolded in her heart, and then her very depressed foot was raised, and she stepped on Li Zedao's foot very hard, seemingly unintentionally.
Li Zedao's feet seemed to shrink back unintentionally.
A crisp cracking sound ...... a crack sounded with Susan's exclamation, and Susan's heel was completely broken from excessive force on close contact with the ground!
Seeing this, Nanji on the side hurriedly helped her so that she would not fall.
Li Zedao looked at Susan speechlessly, Susan was even more angry, and stared at Li Zedao angrily and said: "Li Zedao, if you dare to treat me so badly, I will come to the stage at tomorrow's welcome party to announce to everyone that I am pregnant with your child." ”
"......" Nanji looked at Li Ze with a little ...... It's weird.
Li Zedao almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, and said very depressedly: "Dear Teacher Su......"
"Give you two paths, apologize or do I come up on stage and announce?" said Susan viciously.
"I'm sorry. Li Zedao bowed his head directly spinelessly.
"Since you have apologized to me so sincerely, I will forgive you with great mercy, but you will have to go with me to buy shoes later. Susan squinted her eyes slightly and smiled, like a triumphant little fox, and even reached over and patted Li Zedao's face provocatively.
In order to prevent Susan from coming to the stage tomorrow night to slander his innocence, Li Zedao tearfully accepted her slap after slap, and also nodded tearfully and said, "I'll accompany you to pick out a pair of shoes to accompany you in a while...... I didn't bring that much money with me, though, so don't pick the expensive ones for a while. ”
"......" Susan wants to step on people again, when did she Miss Su wear cheap shoes?
Antarctica ignored the two of them flirting over there, but frowned and said, "If I were a member of Dongtu, I would choose to start when I went to climb the mountain on Saturday." ”
Li Zedao's brows also furrowed and said: "That's true, when the time comes, the person who wiped out Teacher Su and slaughtered more than 20 classmates from Phoenix University who went to climb the mountain by the way, it is undoubtedly an extremely successful holy war for Dongtu! Of course, with you and me, your two colleagues and the person I arranged in the shadows, Dongtu's people don't have to worry, they can slap a few to death." ”
"The difficulty lies in the forces involved. "We don't know how many of them there are, but what we can know is that the other party's skills are not below me." ”
Or...... I'm not going to follow?" Susan suggested, "so that the students wouldn't be put in danger." ”
Li Zedao shook his head and said: "Dong Tu will start a holy war sooner or later, otherwise that brain will not appear in Phoenix City, even if those students are not in danger, other students or others will also be in danger, it is better to take advantage of this time to completely solve them, rest assured, I will arrange the safety aspect, and I will not let them have an accident." ”
At the same time, the lights of the stage had changed, Li Zedao looked back, but saw two people with familiar faces carrying a steel frame structure, about one meter wide and about one meter high, came to the center of the stage and put it down, and then another one was dressed in silver clothes and wore a silver mask on his face, just like an alien guy jumping on the steel frame with a cool look.
Then the whole stage was already dark, and a green laser beam shone from the special steel frame, and then the loud music played, and the robot began to perform a series of cool actions as the music began and the laser beam changed.
"Ma Renjie?" Li Zedao asked, "This is what he called the laser dance?"
Although Li Zedao looks down on this person very much, he has to admit that he dances very well, grabbing light, hitting light, refracting light, and turning light...... The green laser beam seemed to be controlled by his hands, which was extremely cool.
It is...... He's too unhuman, you're woody?
Li Zedao still remembers that two days ago, Ma Renjie came to the stage to inform everyone that his laser dance would be performed at the welcome party, but two classmates needed to complete a few simple movements on stage together...... This is going on stage to complete a few simple actions? This is obviously to help him carry that shelf, okay?
Seeing that Li Zedao was staring at Ma Renjie who was performing laser dance on the stage, Susan and Nanji didn't bother him, but also looked at the stage, they also felt that this laser dance was still very good, at least cool and dazzling enough, enough to pretend to be forced, and it would definitely be able to win everyone's attention, maybe in the selection of the three most popular programs of the so-called welcome party, this laser dance could be selected.
The music ended, Ma Renjie's dance also ended, and then the two students who were "tricked" by Ma Renjie also hurriedly stepped forward and moved the shelf with great difficulty, so Li Zedao looked down on Ma Renjie, a guy who said one thing and did another, he felt that he must have done something bad in his previous life, otherwise why did he go to college after nine deaths in this life but became a roommate with such a thing?
"Not bad, right?" said Susan as she looked at Li Zedao with a smile.
"That's it. Li Zedao shrugged his shoulders and said.
"Well, I think that's it, too, because the effect must not be as good as your striptease. Susan said with a smile, still very regretful in her heart, she originally wanted Li Zedao to dance a striptease on stage, and the effect must have been more shocking, but unfortunately, he refused without hesitation.
"......" Li Zedao almost spurted out a mouthful of blood.
"Striptease?" Nanji looked at Li Zedao as if she was looking at an idiot, but her brain began to fantasize about what she should be like when she danced a striptease, and then inexplicably had an urge to vomit.
Li Zedao was looked at by Antarctica's eyes, and had to explain: "Teacher Su is joking with you, and I mean, there is nothing great about being able to dance this laser dance, and I will too." He didn't brag about this, just after watching Ma Renjie dance from beginning to end, Li Zedao simply copied his movements at all, of course, if he changed the music, he would stop cooking.
"Really?" said Susan's eyes, "you're going to strip too...... No, isn't it, it's laser dance?"
"Yes. Li Zedao shrugged his shoulders and said with a look of nothingness, "I can do what the class leader just danced, it's nothing, it's just a few movements." ”
"That's great, I'm going to start cursing in circles. Susan said with a smile.
"Draw a circle and curse?" Li Zedao was stunned.
"Yes, curse Ma Renjie to have diarrhea, a cold and a fever before he performs on stage tomorrow night, and then you can perform on stage in his place. Susan said with a demonic smile.
"......" Li Zedao stared at Susan with wide eyes, thinking to himself, do you have such a vicious mind? But when I think of what Susan did before, I suddenly have such a mind and it seems to be just a small thing to say to her, right?
As for Ma Renjiela's stomach with a cold...... Why do you want such a thing to happen quickly?
"Damn, you dare to take your squad leader's position, see if I don't play him to death!" said Susan viciously, like an angry little female leopard.
"......" Li Zedao shuddered inexplicably, and silently mourned for Ma Renjie in his heart, after all, even a big man like him was played so badly by Susan, let alone a little shrimp like him.
"Let's go, go shopping for shoes. Susan looked at Li Zedao with a smile and said, "Or do you want to repay the debt?"
"No, no, no......" Li Zedao said with his head shaking like a rattle.
"But my heel is broken, and I can't walk, so ......what should I do? If you dare to say that I am heavy and you can't carry me out, I will ...... Hmph......" Susan snorted with a nervous smile.
Li Zedao hurriedly swallowed what he was about to say, and then changed to another sentence: "Uh, you are a teacher, I am a student, if I carry you, how bad it will be for people to see, isn't it? You can break the heel of the other shoe and make do with it for a while......
"Then you can break it for me. Susan compromised, sat there, her feet in black high heels stretched out in front of Li Zedao, stared at him with a smile and said, "Come on." Little handsome guy, my sister gives you a chance to help me take off my shoes and then break the heel and put them on, my feet can be touched by you. As she spoke, Susan had already closed her eyes, looking like she was tasting it.
"......" Li Zedao has a black line on his face, this woman is sick!
"I'll wait for you in the car. Nanji glanced at Li Zedao and said, she was about to leave, she couldn't stand the two people "flirting and scolding" in front of her, not jealous, it didn't seem to be jealous, what kind of mentality was it, Nanji himself couldn't say, in short, just don't look at it.
"Wait...... Antarctica, you help her, you have a lot of strength. Li Zedao stopped Antarctica, he was unwilling to help Susan do such a seemingly ambiguous thing.
"You're talking about...... Am I violent?" Antarctica's brow furrowed.
"Uh...... No...... There is no ......," Li Zedao hurriedly waved his hand to deny.
"Idiot!" Antarctica said with a blank face, and strode away.
“......”
At this time, Susan, who was sitting there, was already "poof!" and was happy all of a sudden, and then kicked Li Zedao's calf, glanced at him charmingly, and said amorously: "Idiot!"
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