Chapter 69: Something is wrong with you

"Yo guys, it's been a long time. The huge stone fell down, crushing Fan Yuzhe into flesh, and a figure appeared from the hole above and stood on the big stone, greeting everyone.

"Are you...... The guy before. (Lu Shangzhi)

Kui Niu was stunned when he heard this, and after thinking about it carefully, it seemed that the two of them had not reported their names in his memory, so he said: "Don't that guy, that guy screams...... My name is Kui Niu. The one I fought with you the other day was called Gou Chen. ”

"Kui Niu...... Gou Chen ......" Yang Baobao kept reciting these two names in his mouth, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he said tentatively: "Is it your absurd way of doing things......?" Why? Forgot something to come back and get it?"

As soon as these words came out, the guy on the other side was instantly stunned, and sighed in his heart: Could it be that there are other people here on a mission?

As everyone knows, all of his expressions were seen by Yang Baobao, which confirmed the conjecture in his heart: (Sure enough, that guy was not with him just now, so that means that the members of the Wasteland Organization actually did not interfere with each other during their missions, and they didn't even know each other at all!)

After making a few gestures with his hands behind him, everyone understood and cautiously moved to the side of the lone kitten to protect it.

Forget it, don't think about it so much for now, just go back and ask the boss. Thinking of this, Kui Niu came back to his senses, and found their small movements at a glance, and he didn't stop them, but just said lightly along Yang Baobao's words: "I did forget something and came back on purpose." Do you still remember the young master of the Divine Machine Gate? Hand him over and I will leave here immediately, and I will not hurt you in the slightest. ”

After saying this, he specially opened his hands and made a gesture like "come on! Come and praise me, worship me!", and praised his kindness ten thousand times in his heart.

Kui Niu, who had not received a response for a long time, reluctantly put down his hand, "You guys really don't have any fun at all." Looking around, he suddenly found that everyone's expressions were very strange, and after a closer look, there was no Fan Yuzhe in the crowd, which made him very puzzled.

"Huh, where is the young master of the Shenji Gate, why isn't he with you?"

Lu Shangzhi coughed and pointed to the other party's feet.

Slowly looking in the direction he was pointing, he suddenly noticed that something seemed to be seeping out of the crack in the stone under his feet...... The pupils snapped back.

He jumped down from it, and lifted the boulder with his hands stuck in the slit. "Damn!" There was a wonderful mosaic object at the bottom, and from the costume, it was vaguely recognizable that it was indeed the clothes that Fan Yuzhe wore when they met that day.

Poof! The stone fell down again, and the unknown object inside received a second blow, and Kui Niu turned around with some confusion and asked a question:

"Why...... So many days have passed...... This guy is still wearing such clothes? You can't have changed him at all, have you?"

Everyone nodded.

"Where's that guy?"

The crowd shook their heads.

"Damn! You guys are not disgusting! I haven't changed my clothes for so many days and haven't washed them, oh~~ I'm afraid I'm not going to have maggots!"

"That ......," Lu Shangzhi raised his hand, "he can already give birth to maggots like this now." And...... You should have your own tasks, right? Is it really good to care about other people's physiology?"

As soon as the words fell, both the enemy and our side turned their eyes on him, and even the kitten forgot to cry for a while, and the tears still stopped on his face, looking stupid and cute.

"Why are you looking at me like that⊙∀⊙ I'm not wrong!"

Bang! was attacked by Yang Baobao's hand knife on the head. "Oh, Brother Yang, why are you beating me!"

The latter hated that iron could not be made of steel, "Fool! You're an undercover agent sent over there!

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Turning his head slightly, Kui Niu's face darkened, and Lu Shangzhi was so frightened that he immediately looked away, "What, if I apologize now, do you think it's too late?"

The crowd shook their heads.

"Okay...... My life is resting......"

"What a!" the ceiling of the basement trembled a little as Kui Niu roared, and the fluorescent lights hanging above it went out a few times. "I said, you guys!!!, since you've been commissioned, give me a good job of protecting people! I'm going to be alive and kicking now, but now it's gone! Are you embarrassed!"

"That ......" Lu Shangzhi raised his hand again, "he hasn't jumped a few times, okay, and ...... You killed him. ”

“......”

“......”

"I didn't spare your life last time...... It seems that it was a mistake, forget it, you all go to die. ”

Kui Niu snapped his fingers, Jiang Xingyun's eardrums exploded instantly, his hands covered his ears, and blood flowed down from between his fingers.

Kui Niu - also known as the thunder beast, like a cow, the body and no horns, one foot, in and out of the water there will be wind and rain, its light is like the sun and the moon, its sound is like thunder, its name is called Kui......

Li Sicheng muttered these words in his mouth, suddenly realized something, and shouted: "Everyone beware, his ability is beep-"

Before he could finish speaking, everyone's ears suddenly lost function. Although they could see each other talking, they couldn't hear any sounds or read each other's lips.

"Voice! His ability is voice!!" (Li Sicheng)

"Kiss one, or ah, one, what are you talking about, I can't hear it!" (Xuanwu)

The dark shadow next to them fell from the sky, startling them, and after a closer inspection, they found that the lamp stand that was originally installed on the ceiling had fallen.

This little easter egg successfully reminded Yang Baobao of an important matter, and dragged Lu Shangzhi beside him, who felt the pull, and only after a week did he find out who was calling him.

"This is ......" looked at the changing gestures of the other hand's hands, "this is the code in our office......! Hit the street?-ability?is-sound-sound...... I know this, don't you feel it now? ”

Although I don't know what he's talking about, it's definitely not a good thing, and he slammed into the kid, who was in pain, rubbing the place where he had been hit, and suddenly realized something.

"I see...... Hehe, I've been playing soy sauce for so long, I didn't expect this chapter to be my solo show?"

Standing up with his hands, Kui Niu was very puzzled by his behavior, thinking back to the scene of the day when Gou Chen was hit, the other party's ability should be something that needs to be directly touched to be activated, and the distance between them is so far, well!

Seeing that the other party didn't care, he fell into Lu Shangzhi's arms, stretched his hand back, and Yang Baobao, who had been prepared, immediately shook it, bang!

"Spiegel stops water!"

A circle of ripples spread outward with the hands held in the center of the circle, and the sound of crackling electricity on the ceiling suddenly reached everyone's ears, and the sense of hearing was restored!

However...... When they see who saved them......

Σ(゚∀゚ノ)ノ

Σ( ° △ °|||) ︴

∑(❍ฺд❍ฺlll)

Except for the person concerned and Yang Baobao, everyone present at that time had this expression, and even the meow beast fell into a dementia state for a while(ŐдŐ๑)(๑ŐдŐ)b

"Hey~ Am I crazy, Xiao Lu...... Hey, how did he become a girl! Hey, you talk!"

Li Sicheng shook Jiang Xingyun, the latter's eardrum rupture is a physical injury, and he is still in tinnitus at the moment, but Lu Shangzhi's transformation is seen by him a lot.

The smooth black hair, the pure and sweet face, and the pair of ...... Ahem, cough cough, although wearing men's clothes, it has an alternative flavor. Ignoring the fact that his ears were beeping and leaking blood, he walked over and knelt down on one knee.

"Ah~ Beautiful young lady, can I invite you to have a dinner with your face~ The contemptible person has been working overtime for many years, which can give you a lot of freedom and will definitely be able to work hard! Make money to support your family! Please give me a chance~"

Smiled softly and rejected his request, "What do you say...... It's a bit sorry for yourself if you don't cuckold, and whoever marries you doesn't have to worry about cheating being discovered. ”

Jiang Xingyun, who didn't know lip language at all, just saw that the other party's mouth kept moving, coupled with this charming smile, it was misunderstood as the meaning of agreement, and just as he wanted to make the next move, Li Sicheng picked up the lamp on the ground and knocked it on his head.

He fell to the ground with a thud, and there was a foolish smirk on his face, "Sao Rui Sao Rui, my brother hasn't seen a living woman for a long time, and every time he looks like a boar in heat, it makes you laugh." ”

A farce came to an end, even if there were thousands of questions in my heart, I had to temporarily suppress it at this time, dragged Jiang Xingyun to the back row, stood with everyone again, and my eyes unconsciously drifted to the female version of Lu Shangzhi's body, and recalled that Yang Baobao said that he had a special physique when they met for the first time, and at that time I only thought that the other party could not be touched because of the problem of ability, and after seeing Gou Chen's fate, I determined this idea again. But who would have thought that the real reason why it can't be touched is because of this?

I can't help but compare him and Shen Xinyu together-the two women are evenly matched, and each has its own merits. If only I could be my girlfriend......

Thinking of this, Li Sicheng suddenly slapped himself, startling everyone present.

"Hey, hey, nothing, nothing, I'm just a little ...... Wrong. ”