Chapter 245: The father-in-law is still the eldest brother
Zhu Bajie: "Fairy, your rabbit is spicy and swollen? Why don't I come and help you take a look, hehe!"
Chang'e: "You're going to die, pig's head!"
Tang Seng: "Splash monkey, how can a monk gamble? Bet me fifty spirit stones for the caterpillar!"
“......”
Seeing these messages, Lin Han was still very moved while being depressed, especially Tang Seng, in order to support himself, he actually broke his vows, so touched!
But at this moment, Taishang Laojun ran out and sent a sentence:
"Old Don, then you have to be careful!"
"I heard that the God of Food in the Underworld has accepted four apprentices this time, and the God of Food in the Heavenly Court only has one apprentice, the caterpillar, think about it yourself!"
Tang Seng: "Wukong, the spirit stone for the teacher doesn't bet on caterpillars, it's better to bet on the underworld, it's scared to death the baby!"
“......”
Lin Han was so angry that he was angry, how could the monks go back on their word?
The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, Lin Han simply spoke: "Ladies and gentlemen, you have all eaten the dishes I cooked, it's not that bad, right?"
"Amitabha! Caterpillars, you pick four, it's really not worth overestimating!" Tang Seng said pretendly.
"Since Master said so, my old pig should also bet on the underworld!"
"Caterpillar, I'm sorry, this time this fairy is also going to bet on the underworld!"
Even Chang'e is not optimistic about Lin Han, this time he will be depressed, and he will die if he gives a little trust!
"Don't worry, caterpillar, the old cow supports you! I'll add another hundred spirit stones to you!" said the Bull Demon King.
"Wow! Brother Niu is such a local tyrant!"
"Bull Demon King, where did you get so many spirit stones?"
"Old Niu, what a hero!"
Many immortals were surprised, the spirit stone is very precious in the fairy world, even Tang Seng is only willing to bet fifty, and the Bull Demon King will bet two hundred at once, which is indeed enough for local tyrants!
When Lin Han saw this information, he was moved to tears!
I can't imagine that it is reliable to eat the overlord's meal at the critical moment, these two hundred spirit stones are full of trust!
What the hell is the spirit stone?
Lin Han thought about it and sent a private message to Sun Wukong, asking him what a spirit stone was.
Soon, Sun Wukong sent him a message back, telling him that the spirit stone is a resource used by immortals to cultivate, and it is more precious!
"Great Sage, can a mortal like me use it?" Speaking of cultivation, Lin Han's eyes suddenly lit up.
"Of course you can, but the spirit stones of the gods are also limited!"
"Uh...... Alright!"
Lin Han didn't have any hope for the spirit stone, so don't ask for such a precious thing!
In the end, even the young man bet on the underworld, and only the Bull Demon King in the entire group of immortals made a heavy bet on Lin Han!
"Old Niu, you can't use your spirit stones indiscriminately!" Zhu Bajie said in a sour tone.
"You pig's head knows what a fart!"
"Do I understand what this calls betting? From the perspective of economics, the greater the investment risk, the greater the return! You all buy the underworld, only I buy caterpillars, and then my family wins!"
“......”
Lin Han was dumbfounded, the Bull Demon King was actually talking about economics in the group?
Are the current immortals so up-to-date?
"Brother Han, can we go?"
"Oh, here we are!"
Hearing Niuniu calling herself outside, Lin Han put away his mobile phone and hurriedly walked out, but his heart was a little heavy, so many immortals were not optimistic about themselves, did they really want to lose?
All morning, Lin Han's heart felt like a stone, and his heart was heavy!
If you lose, you will reduce your life expectancy by 20 years, if that's the case, won't you become a greasy uncle overnight?
"Brother Han, what's wrong with you? Look at you all the time!" Zhang Xiaoya asked.
"Uh...... Xiaoya, you said that if I suddenly became twenty years old, would your sister Dandan still be with me?" Lin Han asked very seriously.
"Well...... Probably or maybe not!"
"What do you mean?"
"If Brother Han is in your forties, even if Sister Dandan is willing, her family will not be willing, right?"
"Even if you agree, your name is Sister Dandan and his father-in-law...... Or is it the eldest brother?" Zhang Xiaoya said seriously.
“......”
Lin Han couldn't help but nod when he heard this, the current child is so precocious, he even thought of this layer!
It seems that this battle must not be lost, and if you lose, it may be difficult to find a wife, unless you find an old lady in her forties to marry...... If that's the case, it's better to find a piece of tofu and hit it head-on!
"Hehe, if you want me to say master, you have to be in your forties, maybe you are more popular!" Yamaguchi leaned over and smiled sheepishly.
"Really?"
Lin Han was very happy to hear this, and asked, "Why do you say that?"
"When the master is in his forties, he must have a lot of money, what do girls like most now?
"Yamaguchi, it's a pity that you don't become an emotional expert!"
"Hehe, of course!"
Yamaguchi said with a smug face: "Yesterday I even bought a book about emotions in a certain treasure!"
"What book?" Lin Han was very curious, this little devil could still understand Huaxia's books?
I saw that Yamaguchi took out his mobile phone from his pocket in no hurry, opened a treasure APP and clicked on the interface to be shipped, and a green book appeared!
Lin Han took a closer look, and almost didn't vomit blood, the book he bought turned out to be: "How to Make a Rich Woman Fall in Love with You"!
Zhang Xiaoya, who was on the side, blushed, pursed her lips and laughed secretly.
"Yamaguchi, don't say you know me in the future, I can't afford to lose that person!"
"Master, don't worry, when I have studied this book thoroughly, I must introduce a few rich women to you, and then we will go to the peak of life together with our master and apprentice!"
“......”
Lin Han directly rolled his eyes, if he could, he really wanted to kick this guy back to Dongying!
Lunch is coming soon, and today Zhang Million and Huang Zhimin are here.
"Mr. Zhang, Piaorou, have the provincial city drawings come out?" Lin Han asked.
"No, it's Mr. Zhang who wants to eat your food!" Huang Zhimin grinned: "Lao Lin, where is my dog brother?"
"It was taken out to play by Niu Niu!"
"That's a pity, I even brought imported dog food from the provincial capital!"
Huang Zhimin pursed his lips and handed over a bag of dog food in his hand to Lin Han, Lin Han took the dog food and couldn't laugh a little, it seems that Huang Zhimin is really a fan of the second dog!
"Master Lin, tomorrow is the second briefing, will there be a problem?" Zhang Million asked uneasily.
"No, you don't believe me, don't you still believe Yuan Lao?"
"Ahem, maybe I'm too nervous!"
Zhang Wan's old face turned red, and he said embarrassedly: "I put all the treasure on this matter, I hope there will be no accidents!"
"What time does it start tomorrow morning?"
"Nine o'clock, Lao Lin, you have to arrive early, you don't panic in my heart!"
"Well, it won't take long for a taxi from here. Lin Han nodded.
"Lao Lin, you should also buy a car, right? This is also convenient for you to go back to your hometown, of course, buddies can also rub the car!" Huang Zhimin teased.