☆、0075_ Written test completed

On that day, I finally reached a consensus with Senior Sister Mao: I would not tell her little secret, and she would not embarrass me because of it.

Senior Sister Mao said: "No matter what, I can't embarrass a sister-in-law for this kind of thing...... Doll. ”

The tone is so stiff, it sounds like a 'little melon baby'.

At that time, I was already accustomed to the misunderstanding caused by my appearance, and calmly reciprocated: "Me is the same, it is impossible for me to talk to the senior brother about the privacy of the girl's family." ”

Senior Sister Mao snorted: "Don't think I don't know that you men, are there still fewer girls when you talk about girls in private?"

Generally speaking, you're right, but I'd rather talk about men. I thought about the gender mix of the Daoists in the cultivation realm, men and women, men and women, and the distribution was quite even, so I said bluntly, "I like men. ”

Senior Sister Mao smiled: "How old are you, even if you add the previous life, you are only the age of the foundation building period." Let me tell you, Second Son, don't think about the matter of the Taoist couple so early, at least after the Jindan period. There is no spectrum during the foundation building period. Finding a Taoist couple is not like a mortal marriage, if it is not right, you will leave, and if you leave and get married, it doesn't matter if you divide and merge dozens of times a year. If the Taoist couple is separated, it will hinder the cultivation, so we must be cautious. Well, listen to Senior Sister's words, and when you get to Senior Sister's cultivation, you will consider whether you want a male Taoist couple or a female Taoist couple. However, if you look like this, if you want to find a female Taoist couple...... Well, anything is possible. It's man-made. Don't despair. ”

Me: "......" I don't like men until I grow up like this, desperate balls. Oh, and in that sense, the memories of my last life are still useful, at least to prove that my sexuality was formed by heart and not by force.

*

Recalling my first acquaintance with Senior Sister Mao, I calmly glanced at Senior Brother and got up and walked out of the examination room.

...... In fact, it was not so chic, because the written test was over, and the exam was not over, and I and the other candidates who had submitted the papers in advance had to wait aside, yawning and waiting for the next exam to start.

Oh, mainly because I yawn. Since I was born in this life, my schedule has been too regular and too good, and I have lost the skill of staying up late. But judging from the exam arrangements of the Yunxia Sect, maybe I have to train myself to get it back. In the future, when you go out to do tasks, such as hunting monsters or something, you can't just catch them during the day, right?

I was in the fugue there, and the third young master also handed in the papers in advance and came to my side again.

I looked at him inexplicably, puzzled by what he meant. Although my face is good-looking, but I have always been cold and unresponsive to him, he looks like a young master who has grown up being held by others, he should have given up getting close to me a long time ago, right?

"I thought about it and thought about it," said the young master, "and I still think we should get to know each other formally." ”

I looked at him.

Young Master: "My name is Shi Bolin." ”

Me: "I know. ”

Young Master: "No, no, no, the process is not like this. I mean, I introduce myself, and then you introduce yourself, and then we officially become friends. ”

Me: "......"

Young Master: "Friend's ritual." ”

Me: "......"

☆、0076_Very persistent

Obviously, I was not the only one who found Young Master Shi Bolin incomprehensible, and as soon as his voice fell, several laughter sounded around him. You know, just finished the written exam and are waiting for the next exam that I don't know what it is, most people are panicking, and they can still be laughed at by the young master like this, which shows that the young master Shi is very talented.

I was also touched by his perseverance, and at his request, he said, "My name is Pei Lin." Hello. ”

Young Master Shi was moved: "So we are friends?"

Is that how friends are not friends? This young master is really worrying. Out of regret for his intelligence, I said, "Forget it then." ”

"Then let's celebrate with a warm hug like a friend!" said the young master enthusiastically.

...... I take back my regret, this young master did his best to eat tofu and did not hesitate to pretend to be stupid.

After the young master said that he wanted to hug, he opened his arms and hugged me, and as soon as I held it in my right hand, a sword that was not spiritual enough but definitely sharp enough was between me and him.

- When my storage artifact is fake, believe it or not, I will attract a rain of nails every minute to pierce you?

The young master braked suddenly, and I put the sword up again, so that the tip of the sword was facing his throat, and the young master took two steps back with a dry smile: "Beauty, please calm down, I'm just joking." ”

I tugged at the corners of my mouth: "It's funny, how about we celebrate with warm blood?"

Young Master: "That...... Okay, let's slaughter a chicken...... Yes, slaughter a chicken. Let me tell you, beauty, I know a formation, and it is especially delicious to make roast chicken. I'll make it for you. ”

"Okay, do you have a share?"

The young master paused when he heard this, turned his head slowly, and saw that the senior brother who said that sentence was standing behind him and smiling at him.

"Of course, those who see it have a share. The young master gritted his teeth and said, then he couldn't hold it anymore and added, "But except for the beauty, everyone else has to bring their own chickens." ”

"No problem. Senior Brother said, and then raised his voice, "The next exam is at Yunyuan Peak in the southwest, all candidates please get on the flying boat." After a whole day of exams, I think even if you fill your stomachs with dry food, you are still a little greedy, right? Now the opportunity has come, Yunyuan Peak is a hunting peak, keeping it pristine and rich in food. You can pick your favorite prey, process it yourself, and eat whatever you want. ”

After speaking, he returned to his normal volume and smiled at Young Master Shi Bolin: "I think your formation can be used to roast chicken, right?"

Young Master: "It's more than that, but the roast chicken I make is the best." ”

Senior brother: "Then Pei Meiren must try it today." ”

The young master was happy: "Yes, yes, yes, the beauty must try my specialty dish, and my brother must come with me." ”

Senior Brother: "Then you're welcome." ”

Me: "......" You two talked like this at first sight...... I don't even bother to say it, Senior Brother, but Young Master Shi, why do I want to doubt your IQ again? Are you really stupid or fake stupid? Alas...... I don't think people are really good at it.

☆、0077_blur

The official name of Yunyuan Peak's hunting peak, although the common name only says hunting, the focus is on animals, but the plants inside are actually very rich, of course there is no problem with being full, as long as you don't be preyed on by the animals and plants inside.

The content of the second exam was rather vague, and what the senior brother said was: "Please do what you like to do in the next two hours, as long as you don't leave Yunyuan Peak, you can do anything." ”

- Here is a digression, about timekeeping, hours, minutes, seconds, a stick of incense, a cup of tea, hours, years, months, days, etc. When I first heard the monks say 'hour', it was quite confusing, after all, everyone was dressed in ancient costumes, but the words were so danced, it was like a logical idol costume drama. Later, after reading the history books, I realized that it is not the people around me who wear ancient costumes to mean that they have traveled to ancient times.

*

I asked my brother, "What do you mean by what you like to do?"

The elder brother smiled but did not say a word.

"This is the exam, second son. Another senior brother reminded me.

I supported my forehead: Senior brother always came to my side, and he gossiped with Young Master Shi, but I ignored the fact that he actually came to invigilate the exam.

Wait, since he's an invigilator, he's ......

"You can't really get together with Shi Bolin to eat roast chicken, right?"

Big Brother: "Guess. ”

...... You play slowly by yourself, and I won't accompany you.

☆、0078_Split action

In fact, many people have choice disorder, and the difference is only in the degree of severity. Write the exam paper, although the candidates may be stumped by the questions, but at least they are racing against time to answer the questions without distraction, but when the content of the exam is unclear, many people are at a loss, standing in place and looking left and right to see what others are doing.

However, there are also people who are not at a loss, such as the first brother, who walked into the woods without hesitation, and as he moved, several people made the same choice, either walking behind the first brother, or choosing another direction to avoid conflicts.

Young Master Shi Bolin was also not at a loss, after the senior brother announced the rules, he immediately raised his eyes and looked around, but instead of observing others, he ......

"There are no mortal beasts here?" he said, disappointed.

Isn't this nonsense, the place where Yunxia Sect used as a training ground for its disciples, what are the whole bunch of mortal beasts doing?

"If you're a spirit animal, I don't have a good taste. Young Master Shi looked at me in embarrassment.

Me: "I'm sorry, I can't be on the same road with you for these two hours." ”

Young Master Shi was shocked: "Why, didn't we say that we would have a ...... together" He looked up at the sky, "Aren't you going to have a supper together?"

You went to the senior brother who promised you, but I didn't agree. I reasoned with him: "The rules let us do what we like, although it is true that several people like the same thing and several people do it together, but I am not very interested in cooking that you like." So if I go with you to make a barbecue, then my exam will be nullified. ”

I don't know how hard I answered the subjective questions in the first game, but I definitely don't dare to ignore the second one. Although I don't know how to do well in the exam, I at least make sure that I don't do anything I shouldn't.

Young Master Shi: "Oh...... Oh, that's it......"

I said goodbye and left the army, I am still familiar with the hunting peak, and I know where to go, but when I left, Young Master Shi's low eyes made me feel inexplicably guilty for a while, and there was a sense of self-blame for being a ruthless attack......

I must have been infected with Young Master Shi's stupid virus, and my brain is abnormal.