Chapter 253: New Year's Gift (Ask for a Double Commuter Pass!)

Just when Zhou Heping suppressed the false fire that rushed to his throat, forcibly held his composure, and commanded the entire live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala.

Outside the door of the director team, Deputy Director Guo Chongwen walked in slowly and leisurely with his hands behind his back.

"Director!"

"Hello director!"

"Okay, good, big guy has worked hard!"

After nodding with a few staff members who hurriedly walked by and didn't forget to say hello, Guo Chongwen went straight to Zhou Heping and stood still.

"Deputy Director Guo. ”

"Old Zhou, how is it?

Facing Guo Chongwen's smiling inquiry, Zhou Heping smiled dryly, pointed to the ratings in front of him, and sighed slightly: "It's humiliating, now that the show has started for almost an hour, the ratings still haven't broken one." ”

Looking at the monitor, Guo Chongwen nodded with a smile and patted Zhou Heping's shoulder, "Don't say that, everyone knows the situation this year." And to be honest, over the years, CCTV Spring Festival Gala has won the absolute ratings.

Our local station holds the Spring Festival Gala, and the natural shackles are here, and in the second half of this year, several satellite TV stations have reached a consensus. Starting next year, our local Spring Festival Gala will collectively make way for the CCTV Spring Festival Gala on the Chinese New Year's Eve night, and it will be changed to the first day of the new year.

What about you, even if you are the director of the last 30 live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala on our station, don't have too much pressure, ah. ”

Hearing Guo Chongwen's comfort, the fire in Zhou Heping's heart dissipated a little, but seeing the ratings of this year and last year, he was still a little embarrassed.

As a first-line director in China, no matter what, he was ordered to take over this evening party in danger, if the ratings are too low, it will not look good for himself and the provincial station.

"Leader, do you have any expectations and requirements for this year's ratings?" After thinking about it, Zhou Heping asked.

Faced with this inquiry, Guo Chongwen smiled.

He took a deep look at the ratings monitor, and after a long time, he smacked his lips, "If you can break 1.5%, you can explain the past up and down." But ......"

Seeing that the magic team that had spent a lot of effort on the stage was currently being staged, struggling to perform a large-scale live magic trick that could not be unavoidable, and the ratings still did not break through 0.8%, Guo Chongwen shook his head with a smile.

"Don't force it. ”

Looking at the helplessness on Guo Chongwen's face, Zhou Heping nodded abruptly.

"yes, I can't force it......"

......

"Shixin, you're about to go on stage, right?"

"We've all been transferred to the provincial stage! Grandson, what kind of song and dance drama is it now?"

"Shixin, you're next, right?"

In Li Shixin's dressing room, looking at a group of old fans in the fan group who couldn't wait to shout, Li Shixin smiled slightly and looked at the time on his phone.

Seeing that the time had reached 9:30, he replied with a smile in the group.

"Right now!"

At this moment, the door of the dressing room was suddenly pushed open from the outside.

"Mr. Li, your work team has prepared! The current group has sung and danced, and you will go on stage after listening to the live scheduling!"

Li Shixin and others, who had already looked at the time and made a look in the dressing room in advance, finally received the instructions of the choreographer.

Silently put away his mobile phone and nodded to the choreographer standing at the door, Li Shixin took a deep breath.

He turned around and looked at Zhang Shuo, looked at Zhang Yaozhong, and finally fell on Zhang Weiyu, who was in a wheelchair, and stood up straight.

"Thirty-six bows are over, and the last one is trembling. Are you all set?"

"Godfather. "Shixin!" "......"

Seeing that there was no stage fright in the different emotions in the eyes of the three people, Li Shixin nodded and made an OK gesture to the choreographer.

"We're ready!"

......

"Okay, thank you for the wonderful performance brought to us by the Dancing Nanhua Song and Dance Troupe!"

"Thank you, young dancers!"

On the stage of the Spring Festival Gala of the Provincial Taiwan Station, the two famous hosts in the station, Su Wentai and Lu Jiayi, first thanked the performers of the previous program after taking the stage.

After over-emotionally exerting the audience, the warm-up for the next show immediately began;

"Spring is coming to China, blessing is coming to Kyushu. On this day of family reunion, friends in front of the TV and mobile phones must have already started eating Chinese New Year's Eve dinner at this time, right?"

"Wentai, it's ten o'clock. It is estimated that most of the audience's homes have already finished the dumplings! Especially if there are elderly people at home, in order not to affect the rest of the elderly, they may have finished their Chinese New Year's Eve dinner early!"

"Oh, is that so?"

"Why do you ask?"

"We have an old man too. But he couldn't help but want to rest, and wanted to prove himself again. ”

"Where?"

"Look, isn't he coming?"

"Haha, are you talking about him? Okay, please enjoy the sketch brought to us by the Yuedong Repertory Theatre, "You're Okay, I'm Okay"!"

As the two hosts amused the atmosphere, Li Shixin took Zhang Shuo ...... On stage!

During the previous rehearsal, Li Shixin was in an electric wheelchair.

However, after the second rehearsal, the program team felt that the on-site effect was better than that of a manual wheelchair, so on stage at this time, Li Shixin pushed the roller of the wheelchair and stepped onto the stage with a stubborn face.

Language sketches have always been a more eye-catching point on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

At this time, on the live broadcast platform of the party, I saw the small category of programs, and the barrage ushered in a small climax;

"The sketch competition is high!" "There are too few entertainment stars in the Spring Festival Gala in Taiwan this year, which is not interesting." Let's take a look at the quality of the sketch. "The actors I haven't seen before, it is estimated that the sketches are also made up. "Definitely, the ten-point sketch is not the finale. "Let's take a look first, Yang Ma's current large-scale poetry recitation is not interesting. "Xinye! mighty!" "Xinye, we are here! Are you surprised, surprised?" "The Iron Guardian is here!

In the midst of a barrage, Li Shixin and Zhang Shuo settled on the stage and began to perform.

Before the background of the nursing home, the father and son had a disagreement because of the admission evaluation.

"Dad, can't you seriously do the assessment of the nursing home?"

Facing his son's questioning, the father had a calm face, and his words were full of dissatisfaction: "Why didn't I do it seriously?"

"What do you write here?" the son handed the evaluation sheet to his father, "Let's take a look, the first question; A, there is a major operation. B, Minimally invasive surgery. C, no surgical experience. What did you choose?"

"C! No surgery. The father replied as a matter of course.

"! Your heart bypass was just done the year before last, when the operation was performed, the doctor took my hand and cried! Said that he was homesick after this operation, and there were more than a dozen bridges in a place the size of a palm, just like the overpass in his hometown of Chongqing!

"I don't think heart bypass is a major surgery. ”

"My own father, what is it that is not a major operation?"

"Son, look, a normal person's heart and blood vessels are like ordinary speed, and your son and my heart and blood vessels have been bypassed, then it's like a high-speed rail!

So, instead of being a surgery, I think it's an enhancement of my body's function!

Isn't that in an American blockbuster not this hero and that hero? Look at that little radish rabbit Donnie, who dares to call Iron Man by stuffing a fluorescent lamp in his heart, your father and I have titanium architecture in my heart, isn't it too much to call a bridge man?"

Li Shixin and Zhang Shuo shook out the first burden of the sketch, and the audience burst into laughter!

On the live broadcast platform, the barrage also exploded instantly;

"There's nothing wrong with this reason, old man, 666!"

"Yes, yes! Although the actor who played the sketch is raw, but the joke is well written! I hope the follow-up will be more fun!"

", I finally saw that my father didn't do anything, and he was acting in a sketch to make a boredom!

"Xinye is thirty years old in the Chinese New Year's Eve, and finally his conscience has been discovered, and he has changed his heart and become a new person!"

"What the hell is the letter on the barrage? Are the actors on stage famous?"

"Front, download the fighter, search for Huaqi artist Li Shixin, you will open a new door to the world of comedy!

In the barrage that was distorted by the believers, on the stage, the performances of Li Shixin and Zhang Shuo were continuing.

At this time, the other side of the city.

At the entrance of a community that looks quite high-end, in an inconspicuous Jianghuai business vehicle.

"Brother Zhang, I'm asleep, I'm staring. You rest for a while, slow your eyes. ”

In the co-pilot, a young man in civilian clothes patted the man in the co-pilot.

The man retracted his gaze that was staring at the gate of the community, and advised: "Look at it, according to the informant's intelligence, the suspect has two cars at home. One is a white BMW 7 Series and the other is a black Range Rover Executive. Stop staring. ”

"Don't worry, it's not bad. ”

The young man was full of promises, and when he spoke, his eyes did not leave the door of the community.

But in his hand, he handed over his mobile phone and lunch box: "Here, the dumplings that my daughter-in-law wrapped for me are not all cold in the lunch box, you can take a bite and watch the Spring Festival Gala." ”

"You kid. Faced with the care of his comrades-in-arms, the man took the dumplings and his mobile phone.

didn't use chopsticks, he directly grabbed a dumpling and stuffed it into his mouth, and the man glanced at the provincial Taiwan Spring Festival Gala that was being broadcast live on his mobile phone.

Seeing the old man in a wheelchair on the stage, his eyes suddenly darkened.

The half-paralyzed old man reminded him of his old father at home.

Looking out the window of the car, the sound of firecrackers sounded from time to time, and he couldn't help but mutter.

"I don't know what my dad is doing at home for the Chinese New Year. I don't know if I'm at home and whether I've cooked a decent meal. ”

In an instant, the picture of the old father at home was lonely and miserable, and it flashed in his mind.

In the phone, the sketch is continuing;

"Okay, then let's not talk about that. The next question: "Physical condition, self-care level." A, completely unable to take care of yourself. B, part of the inability to take care of themselves. C, completely able to take care of themselves. Why did you choose C?"

Faced with his son's questioning, the father in the wheelchair replied as a matter of course: "I'm telling the truth!"

"Your waist nerves are compressed, and you are almost half paralyzed! Incontinence, don't you wear diapers every day, don't you count in your heart! How can you choose C?"

"I thought, I changed the diapers myself. Isn't that self-care!"

The father's crooked reasoning completely defeated the stupid son.

Faced with his stubborn and iron-hearted father, the son was completely helpless, and said with a look of resentment: "I said Dad, are you sincerely avenging the revenge that angered you when I was doing my homework when I was a child?"

"It's okay if you think so!" Looking at his helpless son, his father looked proud: "When you were a child, when you were doing a connection problem, you connected the pencil to 15 meters and the kitchen knife to 40 meters, I didn't expect such a day, right?

Ha?

Seeing that the plot of the sketch had developed here, the man who had just leaned on the back of the car seat and was about to take a nap was stunned and sat up straight.

At this moment, in the face of this familiar line and familiar plot, he felt that the old man on the stage was ...... It seems to be possessed by his father!