1576 Rogue than Me (3 more)
1576 is more hooligan than me
Granny Gushu said: "In this world, the three thousand mortal realms, the demon realm, the underworld, all the life, all the souls are all generated here, only the water in the pool is sufficient, and the creatures from all walks of life can have a vigorous life, otherwise, the world without a new life will slowly dry up." Child, if you take away too much of the fountain of life, and I don't have time to replenish it, my mother-in-law will have to replenish it with tears. ”
Mother-in-law Gushu said this, and Ye Kong was embarrassed to go on the big bucket. Only scratched his head and said, "Then mother-in-law, okay, you say I can take as much as I want." ”
Granny Gushu said, "You can take three thousand years of weight. ”
The amount of 3,000-year-old trees produced is about 20 liters. It's a lot, there's a bucket. Ye Kong is also very satisfied, he is not so greedy, it is great for people to get a few drops, he has already got a bucket, what else do you want?
Ye Kong thanked the ancient tree mother-in-law. The ancient tree said, "Child, I will give you another gift." ”
I saw that the branches and leaves of the ancient tree suddenly opened, and I could see that there was an orange-like fruit inside. The body of the Ancient Tree of Life trembled, and the fruit rolled down, falling straight into the empty palm of the leaves.
The round fruit really looks like an orange, but the aroma is more enticing than that of an orange.
Ye Kong asked, "Mother-in-law." What's the use of eating this fruit?"
Gushu mother-in-law said: "This is the fruit of life, there are thirteen petals inside the peel, whether it is a human or a fairy, a man or a woman, or a beast or a ghost, as long as you eat a piece, you can conceive a child of your own, and you don't need to conceive in October." If you eat all thirteen tablets, you can have thirteen children. ”
"The fruit of giving birth to a child. Ye Kong was startled, fortunately he didn't have a appetite, if he ate a few slices...... The consequences are unimaginable, and it is terrible for a man to give birth to a child.
Although Ye Kong didn't dare to eat it, this thing could still be used. For example, Xiaohong has not moved, if she eats one, won't she have it? Of course, Ye Kong will try not to let his woman eat it. The child born of eating this thing is not his own seed.
"Then thank you and thank your mother-in-law. "Ye Kong had already understood at this time, he gave birth to an egg for the Death Scythe, and the Eight Achievements were to eat a petal of life fruit left by the dead Yaksha!
Ye Kong got the Fountain of Life and the Life Fruit, calculated the time, and delayed for another hour, he had to leave quickly, Liu Ying's soul was still waiting for him.
However, Ye Kong didn't know how to leave this divine array.
Granny Gushu smiled: "Child, I'll send you out." ”
Ye Kong hurriedly said: "Mother-in-law, you must send me back to the place where I came in, you can't deviate, there are people outside who want to rape and occupy me, if they find out, my innocence will be ruined......
"A man's innocence is a fart. Suddenly, a man's voice came from somewhere, and a lazy voice interrupted Ye Kong and said, "Little virgin, let me teach you." ”
Ye Kong followed the prestige, and saw that among the branches and leaves of the ancient tree, on a certain big branch, a man with a cloak seemed to have slept for a while, got up, jumped down from the tree, walked over and hugged Ye Kong and said, "Little virgin, your thinking is extremely wrong. Are you in love with a woman and then want to grow old with her, and you swear to love her only one...... This is the idea of a typical innocent little virgin! In fact, a man is to spend his heart, and this is the true nature of a man. People are not romantic boys, let me tell you, the girls in this world are waiting for us to soak, I will tell you about my exclusive secret technique in the room......"
Mother-in-law Gushu smiled bitterly and couldn't help but say, "Harm, you are bringing bad children again." ”
The man with his hair was disheveled, and said, "No, I am teaching him the true meaning of life." After speaking, he said to Ye Kong: "Friend, if you have any wine, as long as you get some wine, I will teach you all the secret techniques in my room, how about it?"
Ye Kong had already recognized that this man was the madman who had just arrived in Moonless City and was touching women all over the street. But what is surprising is how this person came to this, and he seems to be very familiar with Granny Gushu. Who is this man?
"Senior, I'm not interested in the secret art in the room that I told you below. Ye Kong shook his head and said.
"How can you not be interested?" The man with his hair was a little annoyed, but he soon smiled, hugged Ye Kong tightly and said: "You must be embarrassed, don't be embarrassed, like you are so big, it is the time to be vigorous, tell me, did you have any dreams last night?"
Ye Kong sweated a lot when he heard this, and said with a wry smile: "Senior, you are really a brick family of adolescent sexual psychology, but you have found the wrong object, what you should understand and what you shouldn't understand, you should have already understood, you should change places and destroy people." ”
"You understand?" The eyes that appeared in the man's hair looked at Ye Kong in surprise, and then smiled, "That's the best!" After speaking, he whispered in Ye Kong's ear: "Brother, I know a good place! That place is full of beautiful women you don't know, and then you can touch their and butts at will." It's not a tavern, it's not a green house, it's all a serious woman, and most importantly, you don't pay, and you don't take responsibility!"
"And this kind of place?" Ye Kong was intrigued by him. As far as Ye Kong knew, there was really no such place in the world. Oh, strange and beautiful women, all serious girls. And then these girls are touched by you, and they don't cost money, and they are irresponsible......
"You are the ancestor of the day, is there such a good thing?" Ye Kong asked with wide eyes.
"Yes! Of course there is!" the man with the disheveled hair patted his chest, and said mysteriously in Ye Kong's ear, "On the street!"
"On the street!" Ye Kong almost fainted on the spot when he heard these three words. The best place to dare to love is on the street. Forehead...... It seems to make some sense, they are indeed serious girls, they don't have to spend money, and they don't have to be responsible, but they just ......, "Aren't you afraid of being beaten up?" Ye Kong asked again.
The man said righteously: "Even if you are beaten, you have to touch it! Touch it, beat it ten times, it is also very cool." (5)”
Ye Kong has always claimed to be a hooligan, but today when he met this man, he knew what a hooligan is, and he would rather be beaten than touched, this realm is too high! Ye Kong hurriedly hugged his fists and said: "Senior, admire, admire! You have grasped the true meaning of the word hooligan!
The man patted his chest and said, "Then you can follow my king in the future." Let's go, we'll go to the street now!"
Dare to love this adolescent mental health brick family called Wang Yu. However, Ye Kong didn't have time to go to the street with him to pretend to be an idiot, so he hurriedly shook his hand and said: "Senior, there is still something to do below, and I am here to find a soul." ”
"Oh, I'm here to get someone. When Wang Yu heard this, he said: "What is this kind of thing, go, I'll take you there, even if you get all the souls in the rebirth pool back, it's just a big thing." ”
A word to readers:
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