Chapter 62: I've only seen this kind of plot in novels
Bar.
After making a bet with the competitive Monica, Adam messed around for a while, and then decisively flashed.
You can't become fat by eating in one bite.
Those pictures in film and television dramas are not continuous, and many times the intervals are calculated in weeks, months, and years.
Adam didn't expect to be friends with Monica as soon as they met, and it wasn't far from Columbia, he had time, and being too positive could sometimes be bad.
Columbia.
Student dormitory building.
110 rooms.
Ted and the two of them each had a gamepad, and they were chatting while outputting frantically.
Matthew tilted his body, dragged his voice, and said coquettishly: "Brother, there is a black-haired little wild girl passing by here in the morning, and there is a great chance to get her~"
"Awesome. ”
Ted glanced at Matthew and nodded approvingly.
"yes!"
Matthew smirked.
"But it's not as good as Adam next door. ”
Ted said casually, "Did you see his girlfriend at the welcome party? That's the perfect woman! And you know what, Adam only came back this morning, and that's awesome! I really want to learn a few tricks from him." ”
"I'm tempted to say it. ”
Matthew thought back to the Nora he saw last night, and the black-haired little girl who passed by in the morning suddenly didn't smell good.
"Dude, you don't need it, do you?"
Ted smiled, "Don't you have a black-haired Ono girl?"
"Please. ”
Matthew pouted, "This is just my first test in college, you don't think that I fell in love with the black-haired little girl because of this, and then I won't find another woman for the rest of my life, right?"
"That's right. ”
Ted thought for a moment and smiled.
I just went to college, the first girl I met, and then I fell in love with each other, and I didn't change it for the rest of my life, how could it be!
The two played for a while, Matthew looked at the time, changed his clothes, high-fived Ted, and went out to soak his black-haired little girl in high spirits.
Ted played alone for a while, and the sequelae of last night's hi were still not completely eliminated, only to feel a wave of sleepiness hit, so he simply turned off the game console and climbed to the top bunk to sleep early.
When it was almost early in the morning, he felt that the mountains were shaking, and there was a prayer to God in his ears, which startled him, and he almost jumped out of bed, and after arching himself, he realized that it was not an earthquake at all, but someone below.
"Oh, Matthew~!"
Ted looked down, understood everything, and wailed.
The resonance suddenly stopped, and in the midst of laughter, Matthew's head poked up: "I'm sorry, Ted, did you disturb your sleep?"
"The lower bunk vibrates, and the upper bunk vibrates, it's physics, brother!"
Ted complained angrily.
"Hey, sorry. ”
Matthew scratched his head, then thought of something, retracted it, groped for a while, and in Ted's speechless gaze, handed over a Walkman: "This is my Walkman, you can listen to it casually, hehe." ”
After saying that, without waiting for Ted to respond, he shrank back again.
Then, the resonance starts again.
The corners of Ted's mouth twitched, and he complained in his heart, 'Damn, why don't you go and open a room', but he still had to stuff the headphones into his ears, turn up the Walkman's voice to the maximum, and stared blankly at the shaking ceiling.
They are all poor students, how can they have the money to go out and open a house?
Naturally, it can be saved, so that there is this kind of plot that can only be found in the color novels of the Eastern Kingdom......
Of course, this is not a normal state, otherwise who can bear it.
Generally, I let my roommates go out to play, and when the skin is over, I let the object go, and I won't stay overnight.
Matthew and Ted, this is clearly inexperienced.
Ted, lying on the top bunk, could not resist the laws of physics, and could only sway to the rhythm, his eyes open, staring at the swaying ceiling, listening to music in his ears, but unable to sleep.
Just now, I caught a glimpse of the girl Matthew brought back, and it was the unreasonable little girl who fooled around with him last night, thinking of this, Ted scolded secretly: "Holy Shit!"
Next.
Morning.
When Adam comes back to get his books and prepares to go to class, he is blocked by Ted in his dorm room.
"Awesome, spending the night out again. ”
The red-eyed Ted looked envious, jealous and hateful.
"Huh. ”
Adam laughed but didn't say a word.
"Dude, do me a favor?"
Ted remembered his purpose and begged, "Can I sleep with you at night?"
"Why?"
Adam wondered.
“...... That's the way it is. ”
Ted told him about last night's strange incident, then looked at the door, leaned over and whispered, "And do you know, the object of Matthew's hilarity last night was the unreasonable little mouth girl I fooled around at the welcome party the night before, but don't tell Matthew." ”
"Are you sure?"
Adam teased: "Didn't I tell you, you were fooling around with a 300-pound Sailor Moon at the welcome party." ”
"No kidding, I'm serious. ”
Ted snapped.
He can't listen to the 300-pound Sailor Moon and any big man with chest hair now.
"I'm not kidding. ”
Adam said, "What I want to say is that you are probably delusional about being high. ”
"Delusion? impossible!"
Ted shook his head in denial: "I may have forgotten the back, but I clearly remember that it was the girl Matthew brought back last night who was fooling around with me at that time." ”
"Huh. ”
Adam smiled noncommittally and reminded, "Let's imagine a situation, you did fool around with a girl that night, and you did see the girl Matthew brought back, but they were two people, but they were wearing the same clothes at the orientation party, and you were so old that you can't remember it exactly."
Then last night Matthew brought the girl back, and you bumped into an indescribable moment, under this kind of stimulation, you saw this girl's face twice, and suddenly replaced the blurred face that fooled around with you at the orientation party, is it possible?"
"Won't it?"
Ted was dumbfounded, incredulous, but when he thought about it, it was really possible.
This proves that truth once again. ”
Adam patted Ted on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Don't eat sandwiches, or one day you wake up, there is really a 300-pound Sailor Moon or a big man with chest hair lying next to you, and you won't be able to get up if you want to run......"
Ted:......
After class in the afternoon, Adam went to Random House with the revised contract.
That's right!
Jack Cerf said that it was a standard contract, and the content was indeed what they agreed on, but after a review by Adam's lawyer, several inconspicuous but disgusting traps were still found.
While Adam secretly scolded him for being treacherous and unnegotiable, he couldn't help but sigh that the lawyer's fee was really black!
Jack Cerf is a businessman, and after reading Adam's revised contract, he asked his secretary to reprint two copies of the revised contract.
Adam repeatedly confirmed that there was no problem before signing his name.
"It was a pleasure to work with. ”
Jack stretched out his hand and smiled.
Adam shook it back, and said with a playful smile: "Happy cooperation." ”
Isn't it acting, who wouldn't?