Chapter Fifty-Six: The Guest
As soon as he heard this, Gu Xiaole was also unhappy:
"Hey, I said Miss,
You said you'd be hungry if you counted on my snake soup!
Are you sorry to say this?
Since the first day we met,
What day did you little girl not get her food from Lao Tzu?
If it weren't for me,
You can still be here with my yin and yang spirits vividly?
It's not me who blows!
If you hadn't met me,
Even if it wasn't taken by a hyena,
In which corner can I hide, trembling with hunger and thirst, right?"
Gu Xiaole's words are very reasonable,
Ning Lei didn't know how to refute for a while,
Yes, I hit the island completely because of Gu Xiaole's ability to survive until now!
It does seem a little unconscionable to say this,
But Ning Lei's mouth is not easy to mess with,
immediately hit back at Gu Xiaole's sarcasm:
"Gu Xiaole, Miss Ben, if I'm not mistaken,
I'll make it clear to you on the first day,
As long as you can ensure my Ning Lei's food, drink and survival safety,
I'll pay you a lot when I get out!
Have you forgotten everything?
Besides, who did you just call a little?
This kind of salutation is an insult to us women!"
Oh, this big hat that insults women is buttoned up,
Gu Xiaole is really a little difficult to parry,
There's no way, feminism is all the rage now!
This is also on a desert island,
If it's on the web,
Whoever wears a big hat that insults women,
Those feminists can drown him with spit!
Gu Xiaole had to put the pile of snake meat next to the bonfire,
Spread his hands and said:
"OK, it's my fault for calling you little,
But my Miss Ning,
When will the benefits you promised me be fulfilled?
We've been on the island for a few days.
You eat me, drink me, live me,
Those benefits are still empty promises,
Even if it's a loan to buy a house,
Shouldn't you also make a down payment first?
I'm a baby in the mountains, a small family,
I can't afford to play with you with zero down payment!"
"You ......" faced Gu Xiaole with a hippie smile,
Ning Lei's face flushed with anger,
But I didn't think of any words to refute for a while,
I don't have anything around me now,
He was clamoring for his own down payment!
Where did you get the down payment?
Of course, in addition to his youthful and beautiful body,
Could it be that this kid is full of warm thoughts again,
After a few days of eating, I started to plan to attack myself?
Of course, as the confidant eldest sister in the camp, Lin Rui still didn't want to see the two of them arguing.
Still calmly persuaded:
"Xiaolei, don't be angry.
Can't you see that Captain Xiao is teasing you?
Now everybody's on a desert island,
He can care about what down payment you want,
Even if you have any money or wealth to make a down payment to him,
What's the use of it for him?"
Her old sister Lin Jiao also echoed and said:
"That's it, Sister Xiaolei,
When it comes to the down payment, you can rest assured!
Haven't you seen it after all these days?
Captain Xiao is a bold little coward,
Even if you're going to pay him a down payment now!
Do you dare to ask him?"
This little girl really dares to throw anything out,
As soon as these words came out, the other two women and one man in the camp immediately fell silent.
That's really embarrassing for the lady and the man blushing,
No one answered this for a long time.
But although I didn't say it,
But Gu Xiaole still considered the little girl's suggestion very seriously in his heart,
If Ning Lei really paid a down payment for herself,
Do you want it yourself......
Just when they say that they don't have it,
Gu Xiaole had already skewered the snake meat with a few branches and put it on the fire to roast it.
He kept sprinkling salt noodles on it.
"Captain Xiao, aren't you going to be a snake soup?
Isn't this grilled snake meat?"
Lin Jiao also knew that what she had just said was a little too much,
He asked differently.
"Listen to him!
We don't even have a pot in our camp now, how do we make snake soup?"
Ning Lei said angrily.
"Hey, hey,
You don't know that, do you?
The mountain people have their own tricks!"
Gu Xiaole smiled slightly, turned around and entered the bushes next to him,
After a while, he actually took out a toolbox salvaged from the lifeboat,
Originally, this toolbox was used to hold mineral water and compressed biscuits, food and water.
Now it has been emptied by Gu Xiaole,
Hang it directly on the campfire,
And poured most of the half box of water into it.
"This, this, are you going to use this toolbox as a pot?"
Lin Rui asked in disbelief.
"Why not?
This toolbox is made of pure stainless steel,
And it's waterproof itself,
It will certainly not leak when used to make a pot,
I've thought about it,
We've all been eating some grilled food these days,
These foods are hard and not easy to digest.
It's okay to eat occasionally,
After a long time, we all have to get gastrointestinal problems.
So I thought about it for a long time,
Finally came up with the idea of using this toolbox as a cauldron for cooking food in our camp.
You see,
The quality of this pot is good!"
As he spoke, Gu Xiaole also knocked on the shell of the toolbox with his hand, making a crisp knocking sound.
Three girls, you look at me, I look at you,
After a while,
Lin Jiao first said:
"It seems that it is an absolutely wise choice for us to choose Brother Xiaole as the captain!
He can think about it so thoughtfully,
Well, a good leader and a good leader in our camp!"
Lin Rui also said with a smile:
"This time, my little Jiao finally didn't talk nonsense,
I also agree with Xiaojiao,
Youxiao Band Leader is here,
There is hope that our camp will survive until help arrives!"
This gray even Ning Lei, who has been raising the bar, has to secretly pick up her big fingers,
Although he didn't say it,
But I still admire Gu Xiaole's heart very much.
was beaten by a few beauties in a high hat,
Gu Xiaole felt that he was almost at the peak of his life,
He wiped his face, which was blackened by the blue smoke of the bonfire, and smiled slightly:
"Don't, don't, don't,
Don't praise me alone,
In fact, everyone also has credit!
Okay, this snake soup is almost done,
Everybody's got a taste of it, too!"
As he spoke, Gu Xiaole threw the blue-green pepper fruits he found in the afternoon into the soup pot,
I took it out and gave each of the three girls a copy.
Although there are no bowls in the camp,
But this is difficult for Gu Xiaole,
Each of the three girls had a cut and hollowed out half of a coconut shell in his hand, which was used as a bowl.
"Ah...... It smells so good!"
Lin Jiao took a deep breath,
Before he drank it, he said with praise.
"Taste it!
Don't jump to conclusions!"
Gu Xiaole also filled himself a bowl,
Looking at the few pieces of white snake meat floating in the soup bowl,
He nodded in satisfaction.
"Well, that's good!
This snake meat is so delicious!"
Lin Rui bit a piece of snake meat and couldn't stop praising it.
Although Ning Lei did not speak,
But after eating a small piece of snake meat first,
Immediately the eyes came out,
After that, he drank a large mouthful of snake soup.
Wow! This soup is spicy and fragrant! The meat is smooth and tender!
It's a rare delicacy!
Gu Xiaole looked at the three female babies, one of whom was happier than the other,
I can't help but feel a little funny,
The reason why he dares to be a snake soup,
Actually, thanks to the wild pepper found in the afternoon,
Otherwise, the fishy smell of this great serpent,
He can't get rid of it!
But just when he had just drunk two mouthfuls of snake soup,
Suddenly, there was a chirping sound around him,
Only then did a few people find out,
The little monkey that disappeared after burying its mother at sea in the afternoon reappeared.
actually sat beside Gu Xiaole like a dog,
The little furry paws grinned and pointed at the soup pot above the campfire,
The meaning is clear:
"I'll give me one too!"