Chapter 54: Run! Brothers' 3rd Anniversary Special (1)
"The light of the great god shines on you, congratulations to Xiaofeng for obtaining the happiness of Taeyeon, a phased achievement. Bonus 1000 points. The mechanical voice sounded in Xiao Feng's mind.
Xiaofeng felt extremely happy at this time, and he finally had points, and he would not be afraid to come out and make trouble again with that damn talent.
"Since this system is a test operation, there is no store function, and the system decides: one point is exchanged for skills, and the other points are withdrawn. Please choose from the experiencer. "The great god has pitted Xiaofeng again.
"I'm X, I'll keep it, no. Xiao Feng exclaimed.
"No, please make a choice. The cold voice of the great god came.
"Nima, you're a three-nothing product (no typo). I choose one, how can I say that I can still get a skill. After experiencing countless blows, Xiaofeng has calmed down a lot.
"Congratulations to the experiencer for drawing the master instrument control funny version, and I hope that the experiencer will continue to work hard to complete the main quest as soon as possible. "The great god is gone again.
Xiaofeng felt that he was going to run into darkness on the bright road of teasing. Give it to the skill, why are they all funny versions? Xiaofeng felt that her resentment could snow in June.
Xiaofeng sat on the plane and looked seriously at the information that Sister Jin gave him about "Run! Brother". "Run! Brother" is a program co-launched by Jiangsu Zhejiang Satellite TV and SBS to imitate RM, with the slogan of the Chinese version of RM and many invited RM members from the Korean side to participate in the performance. The existing regular members of the show are Deng Chaoren, Li Chen, Wang Baobao, Zheng Kai, baby, Wang Gulan, and Chen He.
At the beginning of the show, the members relied on their appearances regardless of their image and novel process settings (relatively speaking) to gain a lot of popularity and wide acclaim. But with the progress of the show, it was criticized for being too imitative of RM. The role of the fixed members is very unsuccessful to copy RM, and there is a lack of a role that can coordinate the overall situation, sort out the process, and solve unexpected situations. But overall, it is still a very successful Celestial Empire variety show.
The theme of this episode is couples. In addition to Wang Gulan and Zheng Kai who did not participate because of the trip, there are 6 couples participating in the show: Deng Chaoren and Sun Li, Li Chen and Zhang Xinyu, Huang Jiaozhu and baby, Wang Baobao and Ma Rong, Chen He and Xu Jing plus Xiaofeng and Taiyan. The filming location was set in Dalian, and since Jiangsu and Zhejiang were almost running, the production team began to select scenes across the country.
When Xiaofeng and his party arrived in Dalian by flight, it was already 22 o'clock, and the staff in charge of picking them up sent them to the Discovery Kingdom Resort Hotel, and informed them that they would have a meeting in the conference room on the second floor at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning and leave.
Xiaofeng was driven to the assistant's room by Sister Jin, I have done so much as to guard against me like a thief? Women are all liars, and they said that they were on my side on the way here. Xiaofeng thought depressedly.
In fact, Sister Jin was afraid that Xiaofeng and Taeyeon would go too far and delay the filming of the show, but Sister Jin attached great importance to this trip to China. It's getting harder and harder to mix in Korea when you're young, and it would be great if you could come to the Celestial Empire to make money.
After a night, Xiaofeng, who has an inhuman body, did not feel the fatigue of a long time of traveling. Taeyeon is lying in bed as always. Xiaofeng was going to have breakfast, but when she learned that there was a well-equipped fitness center on the 3rd floor of the hotel, Xiaofeng, who had not exercised for a few days, decided to go to exercise.
When Xiaofeng changed his clothes and arrived at the fitness center, there was basically no one inside. (Nonsense, who comes to exercise at 6 o'clock in the morning.) Xiaofeng didn't bring sportswear, so she had to use slacks and a vest instead, and Xiaofeng, who was sweating slightly after running on the treadmill for 40 minutes, stopped.
"Hey, dude, you're in awesome shape! As soon as Xiaofeng got off the treadmill, someone came over and gave him a thumbs up and said.
"Thank you Director Deng for complimenting, you are in good shape. The movie you directed is wonderful," Xiaofeng stretched out his hand to the man.
Deng Chaoren shook Xiaofeng's hand and said, "You don't know how much I have suffered to maintain my figure, I can't eat this, I can't eat that, you have to know that I'm also a foodie, okay?"
"Hey, Deng Chaoren, you've been stealing for a long time, and you're going to shoot tomorrow, so you won't be hugging for Buddha temporarily. A sturdy figure walked over.
You are simply China's version of Kim Jong Kook, and there are a few people who take fitness as a hobby. Look at this brother's muscles are much better than yours, I'm learning from the experience, and I've learned to train my body better than you. Save your family Xinyu old to my grandson. "Needless to say, it was Li Chen who came over.
"Even if you practice for another 100 years, you won't be able to catch up with me. Li Chen looked at Deng Chaoren with disdain and said.
"Li Chen, what do you call a buddy?" Li Chen stretched out his hand to Xiaofeng.
"Luo Fengen, I have been longing for Brother Chen's lifestyle for a long time. Xiaofeng shook his hand and said.
"What are you doing? I came over to talk to you first, why do you call him Brother Chen and call me Director Deng? You like the new and hate the old too quickly. "Superman, who has filmed several Deng comedies, has moved closer to comics.
"Don't bother with him, is Feng En here to travel to Dalian?" Li Chen said affectionately, Li Chen is always happy to make friends with people who also like fitness.
"I'm here to work, I just got off the plane yesterday. I haven't exercised well for a few days, so I came to exercise properly. Xiaofeng said.
"You call proper exercise? I'm not alive anymore, why am I surrounded by abnormal people?" Deng Chaoren complained.
"Dude, which secret unit are you from, are you here to complete some special mission?" Deng Chaoren asked in a low voice, and pointed to the tiger head tattoo on Xiaofeng's chest because of the exercise.
Xiaofeng has a black line, you think this is a movie. I wanted to open my mouth to deny it, but the favor of the god of arts came out again, and he made a mistake, "Please prank Deng Chaoren". Xiao Fengdan hurts, I originally wanted to have a good relationship, but I hope I don't make too much of a mess.
"Well, Brother Deng, you know too much, since you can see it, I can't let you leave like this. Xiao Feng said with a serious face.
Xiaofeng put his hand next to his ear and said: "No. 1, the identity of Taiji Tiger has leaked, please instruct me if I know that ** is a well-known star." Understand, please cooperate with the Lower Mountain Tiger and the Moon Tiger, and you will bring the tools to clean up the aftermath in 1 minute. Xiaofeng pretended to be in contact with someone else.
Deng Chaoren and Li Chen were completely frightened at this time, Deng Chaoren just wanted to make a joke, he has filmed a lot of military-themed film and television works, and I have heard that this kind of invisible tattoo is used as a proof of identity by many special forces of the Celestial Empire. When I was curious, I came over and asked casually, but I didn't think about it, but it seemed that it was a big trouble.
"Dude, I just said it casually. I promise I won't talk about it, and I'll go to bed and forget about it. Anyway, I'm also a public figure, and if something happens, something will happen. Deng Chaoren said half-threateningly as he reassured.
"Don't worry, we'll disguise the scene as if you committed suicide. Xiao Feng said as he took off his vest and explained to the two: "It's not good to get blood." ”
"Deng Chaoren, run!" Li Chen shouted and pulled Deng Chaoren to run.
"Hahaha! It turns out that Brother Chen is a coward, and he has practiced his muscles in vain. Xiaofeng laughed heartily in place.
Li Chen and Deng Chaoren stopped and looked back at Xiaofeng, who was already laughing and crying.
"Ah! We've been deceived by this kid. Deng Chaoren shouted angrily.
Li Chen also reacted, walked to Xiaofeng's side with an angry face and said, "Don't laugh, won't you give me an explanation?"
Xiao Fengle was enough, looked at the angry Li Chen and Deng Chaoren and explained: "I just want to make a joke with Brother Deng, children don't believe what they say, you have such a big reaction? You 007 have seen too much, that kind of agent can only appear in movies. ”
Hearing Xiaofeng's explanation, the two of them also felt that they were making too much of a fuss. But remembering the worry and fear just now, Deng Chaoren said: "Then you can't make this kind of joke with your brother, if your brother has a heart attack or something, he won't be scared to death by you." ”
Xiaofeng pointed to the surveillance cameras around and said, "In this case, what can I do? Besides, this is in the hotel." You're all running and shouting, and I'm not going to have a gun on me. Xiaofeng patted the vest on his body.
"No, Brother Chen is very angry, and the consequences are serious. You'll have to treat us to something to let you go. After hearing Xiaofeng's explanation, Li Chen was no longer angry, but when he thought that he had been tricked like this, his heart was unbalanced.
"Yes, yes, I'll order the most expensive drink for him. Deng Chaoren also expressed his support.
"How's it going? Handing the freshly squeezed juice in his hand to Li Chen and Deng Chaoren, Xiaofeng said with a smile.
"It's cheap today, you kid, and there is a show to be filmed tomorrow. I'm going to have to get you drunk. Deng Chaoren felt a little pity.
"Feng En, don't make this kind of joke casually in the future, it's easy to offend people. Li Chen said with a sip of juice.
"If it weren't for the fact that the two brothers are very kind, I wouldn't have made such a joke?" said Xiao Feng flatteringly.
"But your acting skills are really good, are you interested in making a cameo in my next movie. The unreliable Director Deng asked.
"Hey, how can there be someone like you, Feng En is not in the circle. What are you doing filming your Deng comedy that has been scolded by 10,000 people?" Li Chen said with disdain.
"I'm doing well at the box office, how do you know that Feng En doesn't want to act?" Director Deng said.
"Actually, I'm also in the circle, but I'm not from the Celestial Empire. Xiaofeng said.
"Oh, you are still an overseas Chinese? Fortunately, you are very good at Chinese, and my brother and I can speak four sentences of English." "Deng Chaoren began to blacken himself.
"Feng En, what are you doing?" asked Li Chen suspiciously.
"Reacquaint yourself with Luo Fengen, a Korean. Professional Gagman, I'm here to shoot "Run! Brother" with you. Xiaofeng said with a wicked smile.
Deng Chaoren and Li Chen were confused by this sudden news.