Extra: I was struck by lightning at my ancestral grave
During the Qingming Festival, the sky was always overcast and drizzling, so Ye Suona got up early in the morning, took some dark coins at home and set off.
In the village, there are already many people who go up the mountain to worship their ancestors and hang the Qing, and the legend is that the sooner the Qing, the better, and they can't go in the afternoon, but only in the morning.
Because it is hung in the morning, it is an umbrella to the ancestors, and in the afternoon, it is a hat, which will make the ancestors angry.
Ye Suona walked alone to the ancestral grave, folded the dark coin, and lit it.
Then he sat down in front of the ancestral grave.
Looking at the burning flames of the dark coin, Ye Suona muttered: "Grandpa, this year I am the only one to sweep the grave of your old man, don't envy others who are in groups of three or five, who let our family pass on from generation to generation, and your son and daughter-in-law disappeared ten years ago." ”
His family is a family that does the business of the dead, of course, this is on the surface, but in fact, it is still engaged in exorcism.
In the countryside, many carpenters and origami families have some strange skills, but most of them have been lost by now.
When Ye Suona was eight years old, his parents disappeared when they went to other villages to do business for the dead, leaving him alone.
Fortunately, the children in the countryside are easy to support, and he continues to do ancestral public work while doing private work, and he survives alone, not much worse than others.
It's just that he didn't learn those so-called strange arts.
When the flame was about to be extinguished, Ye Suona said lightly: "Grandpa, my family is the only one left in this industry, my parents disappeared early, I didn't learn anything dry, I can only change careers if I can't do it, I hope you don't blame me." ”
"Also, some time ago, a guy said that he wanted to buy the land where your old man lived, and I thought about it, or I would sell it, and I would like to give you a better place for feng shui. ”
Bang!
At this moment, a bolt of lightning struck and exploded on the ancestral tomb.
Ye Suona was startled, took two steps back, and exclaimed: "I'll rub, grandpa, even if you don't agree, there's no need to be so angry, I almost didn't scare your precious grandson to death, if I die, our old Ye family will be doomed." ”
"Of course, I heard that you stopped having a relationship when you were young, if you have an illegitimate child outside the home, then the old Ye family won't have to worry. ”
Then he bowed to the ancestral tomb three times, ready to turn around and leave, because the family is surrounded by walls, and the annual worship is only to burn some dark coins and chant and chatter.
Just then, another bolt of lightning fell, and the entire cemetery was illuminated.
......
"The king of people system, the binding is successful. ”
Host: Ye Suona
Gender: Male
Age: 18
Race: Terran
Mastery: Thunderbolt (Beginner)
Item: Starter Pack
......
Ye Suona looked at the data panel in his mind, and instantly reacted, this is the legendary golden finger - system.
I just got struck by lightning, and although I didn't find anything like crossing, I got the system and wasn't injured yet.
"Made, there is also a system of labor and management, and the hard life is coming to an end!" Ye Suona said with a villain-like smile on her face, excited and excited.
"Host, you can get different abilities by touching different graves, such as the ability to get lightning when you are struck by lightning in front of your ancestral grave. ”
The voice of the system sounded, not a hollow voice without a soul, but a rather nice female voice.
When Ye Suona heard this, her heart moved, and she said, "That...... Do you want to say a few more words about grandpa's romantic history?"
But this kind of idea only came out of nowhere, not to mention whether it will be thundered by the sky because of the rebellion against the dead grandfather, even if you can, you can't do it.
Brush, brush!
Three young men came out of the grass on one side, their eyes were focused on Ye Suona, and the older one of them spoke: "Ye Suona, we just saw a strong light here, are you a ghost?"
Ye Suona looked at these three guys, plucked his ears with his fingers, and said: "I don't know, besides, this is my family's ancestral grave, what are you doing here? Do you want to recognize my grandfather as an ancestor? But my family has been passed down from generation to generation, and you can only be my son, grandson, and great-grandson." ”
These three brothers are from the same village as him, and they are famous ruffians and hooligans in Baima Village, and they have fought with him a lot.
Boss Li was furious in his heart, and then sneered: "The surname Ye, his mouth is still so poisonous, it seems that Lao Tzu has to educate you orphan for them in front of your ancestors today!"
In the entire White Horse Village, Ye Suona, who is alone, is the best bully, and it just so happens that they came to worship their ancestors and made their bodies a little dirty, and they were in a bad mood and wanted to vent.
"Do you want to fight, come on!" Ye Suona did not panic at all, and the system had already informed him of the ability he had now when the Li family brothers spoke ruthlessly.
Besides, he has been fighting since he was a child, and in school, his private job is to "take people's money and eliminate disasters for others".
"Fuck it!"
Boss Li shouted, and the three of them rushed towards Ye Suona together.
Ye Suona stood still and raised his right arm, with blue thunder and lightning condensation on his fingertips.
Then he reached out a little bit ahead.
Bang!
A bolt of lightning burst out from his fingertips, instantly hitting Boss Li, and then spreading to Li Lao Er and Li Lao San.
"Ahhh
"Mommy......"
The ghost wailed and howled, but it only lasted for a few seconds before the scream died down.
The three brothers of the Li family fell to the ground, their bodies twitching slightly, their hair was like an explosive head, and there was a burning smell.
Ye Suona saw that these three people were motionless, and secretly said that they were electrocuted?
He walked over, kicked Boss Li, and shouted, "Hey, don't pretend to be dead, this is Qingming, and if you pretend to be dead, you will be dragged down by the people in the grave!"
He didn't release all his power just now, it was just the first time he used it, and he shouldn't have electrocuted the three turtle grandsons.
"Rest assured, hosts, they're just stunned, and their brains are paralyzed and won't remember how they fainted. ”
The sound of the system sounded, which made Ye Suona breathe a sigh of relief slightly, and then began to savor the pleasure of releasing the thunder and lightning just now.
The sensation of the thunder and lightning being released from his body was so strange that he wanted to shout:
The thunder is all over the sky, and the sky is falling into the purple gold hammer......
After worshipping the ancestral tomb three times again, Ye Suona left, this time he was not struck by lightning, but he was a little disappointed in his heart.
......
Back at the thirty-square-meter house, Ye Suona felt that the large pile of paper figures and dark coins were a bit of an eyesore, and just wanted to move the position, someone came.
Bang Bang Bang!
Made, it was the sound of slapping the window, so don't knock on the door and pat the window, Ye Suona looked over in annoyance.
Then, he saw an extremely ugly face, which frightened him so much that he shouted: "Whether you are a human or a ghost, my family is a family that exorcises evil spirits, the dead can be carried away for you, and the living can be buried alive for you!"
Hearing Ye Suona's voice, a smile like a man-eating flower appeared on the extremely ugly face, and said, "Little brother, please open the door." ”
With that, the face disappeared from the window, followed by a knock on the door.
Knock knock!
Ye Suona thought that he was now a man with thunder and lightning ability, his heart was not panicked, his legs were not shaking, and he walked towards the door with his chest held high.
Squeak!
The door opened, revealing the familiar smiling face of a cannibal flower, making you want to kick it in the face.
(Side story, not much to do with the main story)