274, icing on the cake
Rushed to the old place of Tanda and waited for a while, Fang Xianjing and Liu Yanli came over in full armor, and as soon as they got in the car, Liu Yanli hugged my neck from behind and kissed me and said: "Husband, if we don't see each other for a day, we haven't seen each other for a long time, and I miss you." β
I was very moved, with Liu Yanli, these three beauties were condensed to be with me without any suspicion, otherwise the three of them would get along with me separately, plus the pestering Liu Shuyan, my time is absolutely stretched, and there is no such beautiful life as now.
Liu Shuyan I didn't dare to bring to meet Fang Xianjing, I could let her meet Liu Yanli when I had time, I smiled and said, "Where do you miss me the most?"
Liu Yanli said explicitly: "What I want most is your strong body, explosive strength, hehe!"
Fang Xianjing blushed and pulled her to sit down, and said, "It's okay for my daughter's family to be reserved! β
I said proudly: "Eh, this shows that I am very attractive and capable, and some people will not leave without kissing me." β
Fang Xian said quietly: "If you don't go, you won't leave, I don't care." "That being said, I came over and put a kiss on my face.
I happily took Sanmei to the city, gave Liu Yanli a card and said, "Will you two buy Bra when you go shopping?"
Liu Yanli said coquettishly: "Needless to say, with your ATM to pay, of course we see what to buy!"
I said, "I'm suggesting you buy a size bigger, because soon your breasts will get bigger." β
"Oh?" Liu Yanli was most interested, because she was the smallest of the three, and it was more obvious when she was stripped together, so she had been thinking about it, and said, "Husband, what do you mean, you explain it clearly!"
I said, "This time at home, I learned a set of N dragon claw hands, the effect you know!"
The three of you, look at me, I look at you, very tacitly stretched out three fragrant little hands, two of them pulled their ears, one pinched their face, and twisted hard, so painful that I died.
The three girls stared at me angrily, and had no compassion for my wailing and moaning, and I begged: "Heroine, spare your life, listen to my explanation." β
The third girl's hand relaxed, still holding me, Fang Xian said coldly: "You have to explain well, otherwise you won't be able to keep your face that attracts flowers and butterflies." β
I'm afraid that if it is taught by a woman, it will definitely be torn apart by the three of them, and I said with tears in my eyes: "I learned it from my second uncle, he is an old Chinese medicine doctor, he understands these things, according to him, it works, anyway, my second aunt and aunt are quite spectacular, I specially learned to please you, you don't know good people's hearts, I am so bitter!"
Fang Xianjing was puzzled: "Didn't you learn from women?"
I deliberately said angrily: "Men are much more authoritative than women in this regard, after all, men use a lot there, aren't they? β
Liu Yanli was thrilled when she heard this, and immediately pulled the hands of the two of them down, stroked my face and said, "Husband, I believe it, I believe it, I'll try the effect first when I go back at night." β
I said in high spirits: "Whoever serves me well tonight, I will teach whom, my second uncle said, the best massage effect from a young age is guaranteed to become a boba, like you have fully developed, the effect will be discounted, but long-term massage, a large 1 cup should not be a big problem." β
Fang Xianjing directly grabbed my ear and said forcefully: "If you learn something and don't know the authenticity, you dare to move, do you teach it?"
I cried out in pain, "Wow, I'll teach!" and she let me go.
Fang Xianjing explained: "Xiaoli, Xiaoru, you two go shopping and buy other things first, and then go buy bra when we come over!"
Liu Yanli and the others agreed to come down and left happily.
Fang Xianjing and I went to the martial arts hall to practice martial arts, everyone greeted us respectfully along the way, now my fame in the martial arts hall has surpassed Fang Xianjing, during the Sars epidemic, all external exchanges have been suspended, and there will often be some small prize competitions within the martial arts hall, I have won the championship many times in the senior group competition, and Zhang Zhongxiong has fought a few times and has not been defeated, but those who have seen my superhuman speed before know that my strength has surpassed Zhang Zhongxiong.
Zhang Zhongxiong admired me both in public and private, saying that I was the most talented student he had ever taught, and I myself understood that there were two reasons for today's achievements, one was that my physical fitness was improved by unknown factors after reincarnation, and the other was my two most beloved celebrities, Zhong Manxia stimulated my interest in sports, and Fang Xianjing played a decisive role, she practiced herself may be so-so, but to me day after day devilish spur, the slightest slack will be beaten or scolded, so that although I only practiced for 1 year, the effect was that others practiced for three or even 5 yearsγ
If the competition is held again, Zhang Zhongxiong directly disqualified me, even facing Duan Zheng is similar to abusing a child, no matter who faces me, he will directly abstain, what is the point of the competition? So he directly asked me to be the referee.
What makes me depressed is that there is not much room for improvement here, and I want to find something about a more advanced martial arts school, but Zhang Zhongxiong is quite famous in Xiangnan Province, and other coaches may not be much better than him.
In the martial arts hall to easily watch the battle of other students, or to guide the students who came to ask for advice, an afternoon passed quickly, found the second daughter with a big bag and a small bag, put all the things in the car for dinner, they visited several high-end underwear stores, all chose a size larger Bra, with a feeling of anticipation and returned home with me, I excused myself without stealing the fragrance and stealing the jade of the small flower umbrella and went out smoothly, this kind of men's gadgets no woman is willing to accompany to buy, I took the opportunity to call Wen Lei to comfort her lonely heart.
Xiao Bisheng was newly married, and everyone was enthusiastic about this night, and spent the most ridiculous night, and in the end I don't know who I was tired of lying on and falling asleep.
When I got up the next day, I became energetic again, so that Fang Xianjing, who had to continue to rest, was amazed, I had practiced martial arts and went out to accompany Zhong Manxia to run a walk, bought breakfast and came back, and the three girls had already gotten up and dressed up beautifully.
I took out three green jade bracelets and put them on the hands of the three girls and said, "This is given to you by your future mother-in-law, worth 100,000 yuan, you must keep it well, don't lose it!"
Xiang Qingru was shocked and said: "100,000, it's so expensive, I can't accept it!"
Liu Yanli said with a smile: "Xiaoru, my husband is worth a lot of money, this little money is trivial to him, you can accept it with peace of mind!"
I laughed and said, "You have all accepted the love bracelet, and you will officially become my daughter-in-law in the future, you can't be half-hearted, you know?"
Fang Xian said quietly: "We have always been dedicated to you, only you are the only one who messes with flowers and grass everywhere, if you want to go out and mess around again, we will divorce you." β
I quickly changed the topic and said, "I have you, and I really haven't gone out to provoke a woman." Last night, I taught you the technique by hand, and I have to stick to it every day, if anyone is lazy and doesn't see the effect, I will spank me. β
Fang Xianjing was still embarrassed when she thought of the fragrant scene of last night's teaching, and said with a red face: "This is very important to all women, and there is no need for you to remind you at all, but if we have tried it to no avail, be careful to vent your anger." β
I swore and said: "This trick is absolutely effective, it is said that it was passed down from a master of the world who cultivated both medicine and martial arts, but unfortunately that person died in the Anti-Japanese War, and only a few skills that worked for his daughter's family were passed down." β
Liu Yanli said happily: "It would be great if this was the case, I want to get bigger quickly, and my husband will be more comfortable to use." β
I smiled and said, "Don't put too much pressure on yourself, you can't do it quickly, I already like the way you look now, just take it as the icing on the cake." β
Liu Yanli said happily: "Got it, husband!"
sent Fang Xianjing and Liu Yanli back to Tan University, took a day of classes in the classroom, and rushed to the shore of Minghu Lake in the afternoon to learn Mandarin from the innocent Pan Yufei.
In the past, Pan Yufei would greet me with a smile and be gentle, but this time she was very serious with a straight face, and I said strangely: "Sister Fei, what's wrong? Who made you angry?"
Pan Yufei said coldly: "Don't you know what good things you have done?"
My second monk was puzzled and said: "Sister Fei, there is no need to be dumb between the two of us, you just say that it is my fault and I will admit my mistake to you." β
Pan Yufei said angrily: "How am I worse than others? Can't you see my affection for you? Why do the women around you increase one after another, but they always leave me?"
Her voice became louder and louder, I was startled, and hurriedly said: "Sister Fei, if you have something to say, this is a public place, and a lot of boring people are staring at us!"
Pan Yufei also knew that she was a little anxious, so she soothed her emotions and said, "You say, why?"
I said, "Sister Fei, have you heard any rumors, they are all spread by good people." People still say that we have a bad relationship, but aren't we innocent?"
Pan Yufei sneered: "You go to compete with Long Yuntian for others, what feminist association do you create for others, people are the pearl of your palm, I am nothing in front of you, of course I am innocent!"
The news was so conclusive that I couldn't argue with it, wondering which bastard had betrayed me, and said, "How do you know?"
Pan Yufei said: "If you want people to know, unless you don't do it." Some time ago, Huang Shengfeng was so respectful to me for some reason, I still wondered, yesterday I saw him with a blue nose and swollen face, I went to ask him, and he told me everything! β
I am secretly glad that this Italian is not from the South Campus, otherwise I would have let Zhong Manxia know, I really can't eat and walk around, since Pan Yufei has made it clear, I am very shameful to admit it.