Daju Hutong, neighborhood committee.

There were more than a dozen old men and old ladies crowded into the room, looking at the camera in front of them with excited expressions and discussions. Xu Fei pressed his hand down and said:

"Quiet, quiet, I'll start with that. Please be extras in this scene, you know it, let's watch the TV series, the ordinary people in it. ”

"You know, they're called extras!" an old lady choked.

"Well, that's right. We are filming a fake qigong master and giving a lesson to everyone. You don't need to perform, just sit down, we actors will sit in the front and they will do it, understand?"

"Understood, Zhun Bao is motionless. ”

"Ouch, now it's all qigong, no more chicken blood?"

"That was twenty years ago, how long have you not been out?"

"Chicken blood is fake, but qigong is real!"

The old man and the old lady nagged, Xu Fei didn't dare to say deeply, he was quite old.

We all know how it came about?

In the fifties, a guy named Yu Changshi thought that chicken blood had an anti-inflammatory and disinfecting effect, so he injected fresh chicken blood into the muscle, which was called chicken blood therapy.

He claimed that there were no adverse reactions, but his appetite increased, he slept well, and even his skin was moisturized. He even injected his daughter, and after all kinds of publicity, it was out of control and caused a sensation across the country.

At that time, there was a long queue of patients every day, each holding a big rooster waiting to be treated. These chicken friends also exchange experiences with each other, how to raise fat and strong, which is a spectacle.

It took more than ten years for this farce to be exposed, and since then it has left an explanation, chicken blood.

Xu Fei arranged the group performance, Mo Qi, Han Ying and others came over and sat down in the front row. Liu Wei wore a pair of glasses, the son of Sven scum.

Tao Bei bought an electronic qigong instrument for her grandfather, which set off a boom in the miscellaneous courtyard, and they all stepped on the door. Zucchini stood on the pile to lose weight all day long, Bai Struggle practiced Luohan Gong, Shi Fatzi learned the Bronze Bell Gong, it is said that after practicing for a month, he can push people across the pillar.

In fact, the most famous is the information pot, with an aluminum pot on the head, which can receive the cosmic atmosphere and reach the induction of heaven and man - but this will not appear yet.

Dai saffron is the best, and he directly found a master to practice rejuvenation!

"Ready, let's go first!"

"Let's go!"

Liu Wei stood in front, his voice was low and magnetic, and said: "This rejuvenation and rejuvenation skill, as the name suggests, is to let you say goodbye to aging and return to youth."

Don't think it's incredible, according to Taoist theory and my research on the nature of the universe, human beings can do it. Because everything in the world is cyclical, and so are man and the universe...... I call this research result the Celestial Cycle. ”

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

Liu Wei was acting, and a sentence suddenly appeared in the crowd, interrupting the rhythm.

You Xiaogang was annoyed and shouted, "Who?

An old lady stood up abruptly, "Are you a director? I don't understand what you're doing, what's going on there, is that the case?"

"Auntie, we are filming. Xu Fei said busily.

"You can't talk nonsense when filming! What kind of cycle of heaven and man, heaven and man can't be circulated, my master said, life is old, sick and dead, fate, qigong is called the unity of heaven and man, and it will prolong your life. If you really want to rejuvenate yourself, then you will become a Journey to the West!"

"Huh?"

Everyone was a little confused, "He's playing a fake master, are you like this?"

"We're making art, we're exposing falsehoods, and we don't involve these things. Li Xiaoming also came over to explain.

"Oh, fake, do you have a real one?"

"Well, not really. ”

"That's not good, you expose the falsehood, and you have to promote the truth. My master is a master, Qingcheng Mountain has just come down, I invited him over and gave you some pointers. ”

"Don't, don't!"

Everyone hurriedly stopped, but they didn't want to get involved in this matter.

To put it mildly, Auntie sat down. Li Xiaoming is wronged, I will write a script, who wants to touch the real practice.

The crew continued filming.

Liu Wei played a liar, and in the end, he was exposed and was arrested by Xu Fei.

Xu Fei is a fixed trick, the security police in this area, whenever there is a petty thief, a little nanny, an old gambler, an old hooligan, and the last quasi-security officer to sweep the tail is him.

Jianghu people say that the stuffy gourd jar is a branch of flowers.

Soon the morning scene was filmed, and the lunch break was over.

Xu Fei held a lunch box in one hand and a pen in the other, writing and drawing in the notebook. Li Jianqun was curious, and came over with a lunch box, "What are you doing?"

"Get a training manual. ”

Teacher Li took a look and saw a small figure drawn on it, wearing a uniform, standing in a T-shaped posture, with his hands in front of his abdomen. There are more than a dozen lines of labels next to it, from hairstyle to head, to neck, to upper and lower body, feet, etc., there are specific requirements.

Turning the page, it was a bowing villain again, saying "Welcome" and "Thank you for your patronage".

In the next few pages, it is also this villain, saying all kinds of greetings and hospitality words.

"Interesting, what did you think of?"

"Just think about it, my brain (old) is a little bright. ”

"Your Wuhan dialect is pretty good......

Teacher Li couldn't help laughing, took another bite of rice, closed his lips and chewed carefully, and the mole on his lips pulled along with the soft cheekbone.

Xu Fei only felt that it was like a hook, so he couldn't help but look away, and asked, "What I told you before, how did you think about it?"

"Broad. ”

"You agreed?"

"Hmm. ”

"That's great! Look at the uniform, what's wrong, and we're going to have to design the spring model soon, and I'm running out of inspiration. ”

“......”

Li Jianqun is more workaholic than him, and thought about it: "The wind and sand in the capital are big, I think the girls all tie scarves, so it's better to focus on this." It's not about designing clothes, it's about designing clothes that go with a scarf. ”

"Wonderful!"

Xu Fei slapped his thigh, feeling better and better, "Hey, I feel like I'm making money with blood! Don't worry, dividends are definitely not bad." By the way, this is the decoration and signboard of our store. ”

"Elaine is a good name, I like it. ”

"Tasteful!"

Teacher Xu gave a thumbs up.

"Hey, what are you doing?

"We're the crew, what are we doing!"

At this time, there was a sudden quarrel outside the hospital, and the two went out to watch inexplicably.

I saw that the aunt who picked the thorn in the morning led seven or eight people over, and the one who was surrounded in the middle was a man in his thirties, tall and thin, with a steady pace.

"What do you mean, if you don't like it, you can't stir up the scene?" You Xiaogang was negotiating.

"Whoever stirs up the scene, I will invite the master to give you some advice, don't be kind to treat it as a donkey's liver and lungs!"

Master?

Everyone is confused, let's make a drama, why did we really bump into a ghost?

You Xiaogang frowned, and reluctantly smiled: "Your surname?"

"Don't give your surname Zhang. ”

The man's voice is quite magnetic, and he unconsciously has a kind of convincing.

"Oh, Zhang, Master Zhang. There is a plot in our play that exposes fraud, and it does not involve anything else. We appreciate your kindness, but we don't need it. ”

“......”

Master Zhang knew that this was the crew, otherwise how could he see it?

As soon as the two sides communicated, there were more and more onlookers, and even those outside the alley crowded over to see the excitement. His face did not change color, and he swept around slightly, staring at Feng's pants with a glance.

After a moment's look, he said, "Drink less." ”

Sizzle!

Feng pants are excited, this thing doesn't matter if it's real or not, it's scary!

"You, how do you know I've been drinking lately?"

"As soon as my master works, even your heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys can look at it, and you can know at a glance what is wrong with you, little meaning!"

Several apprentices have the demeanor of starry old immortals and boundless mana.

"I studied art with the Taoist in Qingcheng Mountain, and I just came down the mountain not long ago, and I was trying to strengthen the lintel. You have a good place, and I want to use it to spread the word about my exercises. ”

“......”

Everyone muttered, this thing says believe it, but there is no bottom, say you don't believe it, it's still a thief.

And this person is full of momentum, and he is in a dilemma for a while.

Xu Fei looked at Zhile, after he came to the capital, he saw a lot of people practicing in the Temple of Earth, and he always wanted to get in touch, but he didn't expect to bump into it today.

"Dare to ask, the Southern Sect and the Northern Sect you cultivated?" he stepped out of the crowd.

"Nanzong. ”

"Then what kind of skill are you cultivating?"

"Qiankun is a qigong. ”

"Oh? Is this the Qi?"

He scribbled his foot on the ground a few times, sketching out a word.

Breath!

Master Zhang's bones trembled, "You are a fellow practitioner?"

(Happy September!)