A "quack" scream came from overhead.

Standing in place and watching Liu Shu finish collecting the money and sending the middle-aged uncle Shi Shiran away, Gao Fushuai's face was extremely depressed, and his face changed greatly.

"I'll wipe it!" scolded.

didn't even say hello, turned around and ran to Bao Shijie who was parked on the side of the road.

The agile one is like a big man who has taken that medicine, and he is eager not to want it, which makes the hot and graceful chick next to him resentful.

Originally, Liu Shu wanted to help her heart like this, but after seeing her pretty face that stinked instantly, Liu Shu knew that it was even worse than that mood.

However, after a few seconds, Liu Shu understood.

The face must stink, because even the car stinks.

As a black shadow flew through the air, a lump of yellow with white and a little black in white smashed on the green body of the Baosjie with a 'snap'.

This is the legendary 'falling object'! Really, it's so immoral.

Liu Shu silently rubbed his heart and secretly gave a thumbs up to the black bird, even if it was a crow.

Perhaps, crows don't like green and green either! Liu Shu doesn't know much about crows' behavior, so he can only find a reason like this.

But obviously, this is not the first time Chen Gongzi has encountered this situation, he even expected this result to happen, and the moment he got into the car, he turned on the water spray device to clean the front windshield.

With the sound of 'quack', another flock of crows flew through the air.

Then, there was a dense 'crackling', and the panic-green body was covered with small black and white flowers, mixed with some undigested plant seeds and fish and shrimp remains.

The scene was disgusting and weird.

"I'm going, Chen Gongzi robbed the female crow?" Liu Shu was stunned and looked at the fierce classmate whose face was difficult to see.

Cross-species love, no matter how fierce it is, it is estimated that it will be helpless! Liu Shu expressed his understanding.

"Xiaoru, why are you still standing there and messing around, hurry up and get in the car. After a round of bombing, Gao Fushuai, who was embarrassed and was about the same color as the body, opened a crack in the window glass and yelled at Liang Xinru, who was standing.

All manners have been annihilated in the bird's poop.

Seeing the crow flock turning in the air, the second round of bombardment was about to begin, "Liu Shu, get in touch again." Liang Xinru, who dropped the scene, quickly got into the car, and the Baoshijie engine burst out with a strong roar and drove away.

And the air forces, who are clearly paranoid about green, quickly followed.

Glancing at the hawker who seemed to have suddenly realized on the side, Liu Shu always felt that there was a story in this.

With the schadenfreude of the people at the bottom of the upper class, the peddler didn't wait for Liu Shu to ask questions, and directly told Liu Shu the legend: "Brother! Your classmate turned out to be a legendary character, tsk, very legendary!"

"Let's get to the point!" Liu Shu still has to deliver the goods, so there is time to talk so much about him.

The big white goose was obviously also interested in the story of how much its kind hated a two-legged creature, and poked its long neck to look directly at the vendor.

The hawker who is not afraid of the wicked and is afraid of the evil goose, and knows that the goose is so ruthless that he will even beat people, and hurriedly made a long story short.

Although it is also hearsay, Liu Shu, who has heard the legend, also knows a little clue.

It's really a laughable story.

It turns out that for the past few months, there has been a legend in the town about an unlucky egg who is disliked by a flock of crows. It is said that it was because the unlucky man saw a crow landing on his car and pulled the poop, and he angrily swept over with the fishing rod in his hand, just breaking one of the crow's claws that was refreshing China and was somewhat caught off guard.

Since then, he has ushered in his own nightmare.

No one knew that the crows would hold such grudges and unite so much.

As long as he was hit by a crow living in the woods of the town, he would be forced to wash his car, or he would be entangled in a personal attack, and it was said that he would not dare to go out without a stick.

In the past, this unlucky guy had always lived in the hearts of the people of the town, and now, he finally saw the real person.

At the same time, Liu Shu began to reflect on his mentality towards the group of monkeys in the mountains, if you want to talk about unity and revenge, those guys are definitely not weaker than a group of birds!

Otherwise, in the future, there will definitely be a legend of an unlucky child who was chased and beaten by monkeys in Hudao Town, and he must not steal the limelight of Chen Dagongzi, so let him stay on the headlines of the town!

It has to be a pleasant afternoon.

Liu Shu delivered the goods to the restaurant agreed with the middle-aged uncle, and took a goose and a dog to the bank to withdraw the 5,500 yuan he had just received.

Although it is now the Internet era and the digital economy has become the mainstream, not to mention that in the city it is a smart phone that travels the world, in the countryside, it is the same uncle and aunt with a QR code.

But for some old people who are older than the age of sixties, this modern way of paying for a sweep seems a little unfriendly.

It's not that I'm afraid of just receiving a number and feel at ease, but because the sense of abandonment caused by the rapid advancement of the times makes the old people at a loss.

More importantly, the QR code in the hands of the elderly people over the age of fifty-five is basically their children's, the money is received, but it is the children's account, even if it is not the children's unfilial piety, the sense of achievement of getting paid after labor has also been invisibly weakened a lot.

Liu Shu has encountered this situation countless times in the city, the grandmother who sells tea and eggs in front of the breakfast shop looks at the hurried customers, scans the code to pay, and smiles bitterly, and her wrinkled face makes Liu Shu remember it very deeply.

They are old, but they should not be divided by the times.

Liu Shu may not be able to change the general trend, but he can be himself, with extremely simple logic.

Since he came to the town, he naturally couldn't say hello to the fat man, as soon as Liu Shu had this idea, the fat man was comparable to Cao Cao, and the phone called.

"Ah Shu, have you come to town? Did you meet that pair of dogs and men? The two of them are not difficult for you, right? Ma Dan, you let them wait for me, I will go over now, dare to be difficult for you, Lao Tzu doesn't make them a flower, why are they so red and not surnamed Huang. The fat man's series of questions exploded in the microphone like a machine gun.

Liu Shu couldn't help but take the phone away, and replied lazily: "Don't wait for your Director Huang to come out, the crow will help you get it." ”

"Crow?" The fat yellow man on the other end of the phone was stunned for a moment, and then laughed loudly.

"Haha! Don't you say that I almost forgot about Chen Zheng's unlucky child, who was a man who was disliked by crows. ”

"You're pretty good at summarizing now!" Although he knew that Gao Fushuai was unlucky, he wanted to laugh very much, and Liu Shu laughed with the unscrupulous fat man.

The local population of Hudao Town, together with the outsiders who come to do business and the endless stream of tourists from all over the country, has a population of tens of thousands, which is not much smaller than an ordinary county town.

The fat man who put down the phone only took five minutes to speed up on his little electric pedal.

It's a pity that I have to accompany the leader to receive me tonight, and I can't accompany you to dinner, so I have to accompany you two days later, so I'll take the goose away first. The fat man who stopped the little pedal rubbed his fat paws.

"It's so fat! Ah Shu, why don't you bring a big iron pot by the way!" The cheap expression on his face was really cheap to a new height.

If his subordinates knew that Director Huang was like this in private, they would definitely be shocked!

But indeed, this is the truest appearance of the yellow fat man.

The goose looked at the fat man who rubbed his hands together and was full of malice.

The Corgi wagged its tail excitedly. Fatty, I'm optimistic about you, and I ate the bastard who didn't obey.

"Are you sure you want to eat stewed goose?" Liu Shu had a strange expression.

"Otherwise, this big meat can still be roasted without stewing and eating。。。。。。 The yellow fat man looked at the goose that was already full of fierce light, and couldn't help but pause. "Hey, it looks like this goose isn't so happy?"

"If you heard that you were going to be stewed, would you be happy?" Liu Shu sighed. "If you can run more than 15 seconds in 100 meters, maybe you won't overtake the man who was chased by the crows. ”

"I'll rub!"

Before the goose fluttered its wings and swooped over fiercely, the fat man had already wisely turned his head and ran.

The speed is by no means slower than that of his coquettish riding on a small pedal。。。。。。。

It's a pity that for a goose that has mutated, the sea, land and air are all successful, but the fat man only has land.

This is destined to be an asymmetrical war.

The corgi's short tail is quietly lowered, and his gaze is melancholy.

Big Elbow Flower never applauds the scum.