Chapter 106: This Pet Understands Humanity
As soon as Xia Nan came in, Ah Yan, the chicken thief, found him, brushed the ground and retracted into the turtle shell to hide.
Shi Xiangxiang subconsciously turned her head to look, and when she saw Xia Nan, she also shut up stupidly.
Xia Nan has obviously become the most unpopular actor of the year, but he feels that it doesn't matter, he is not RMB, how can he be liked by everyone?
However, his appearance still made the atmosphere a little awkward, so he forcibly opened the topic, "Xiangxiang, can it really understand what you say?"
Shi Xiangxiang nodded seriously and said, "Well, it understands!"
Xia Nan felt even more funny, "Don't be funny, okay?"
Shi Xiangxiang gave him a roll of his eyes, "How can a superficial person like you know the truth that everything has a spirit and that plants and trees have a heart!"
Xia Nan pouted and said, "I seem to have a lot of connotation." ”
Shi Xiangxiang said: "At least better than you." ”
Xia Nan became energetic, "If you say that, I want to ask, who is paralyzed and paralyzed all day long? Who wears a pair of shoes worth more than one million yuan on the street to show off? Who even dares to push an old man? And who wants to eat, drink and sleep with a little fresh meat?"
Shi Xiangxiang was embarrassed, and yelled angrily: "I didn't let you sleep with you, I, that night was because I was in a bad mood, I usually don't do that!"
Xia Nan shook his head, "Shi Xiangxiang, you don't have to quibble, your image in everyone's minds has been sentenced to death, and Liby can't be washed clean." ”
Shi Xiangxiang jumped up in anger and stomped her feet with bared teeth.
Xia Nan said: "Light, you are more than 200 pounds, don't stomp my floor here." ”
Shi Xiangxiang was hurt by anger and was about to leave immediately.
Xia Nan grabbed her and said, "Wait a minute, I still have something to tell you!"
Shi Xiangxiang said angrily: "If you have a fart, let it go!"
Xia Nan said: "When I was having dinner just now, you also heard that I will be going to the ship to keep vigil from tonight. ”
Shi Xiangxiang said: "So I'm going to go too?"
Xia Nan shook his head, "You don't need to, just live at home!"
Shi Xiangxiang said: "You're not afraid that I will steal something in the middle of the night?"
Xia Nan shook his head again, "I was about to tell you about this, the body is your own, and the fat is also your own, if you can't control your mouth, don't say I'm just a doctor, even the gods can't help you." So when you're going to steal something, you'd better think about it before you put your mouth shut!"
Shi Xiangxiang was silent, and finally returned to her room without saying anything.
Xia Nan came to the table and tapped the shrunken turtle, "Ah Yan, are you going to sleep? Don't take a bath and then sleep? You can't do this, you have to develop the habit of paying attention to hygiene and loving cleanliness, and the bath must be washed." ”
There was no squeak, but the shell of the turtle had shrunk noticeably.
"Okay, if you don't speak, I'll take you as a default, then I'll get you bath water!" Xia Nan said and went to the Chinese medicine cabinet to dispense the medicine, and after the medicine was prepared, he took it to the kitchen to fry it.
When he came back, he already had a basin of cold warm potion in his hand, and then he grabbed Ah Yan.
Pry open its mouth, suck a little potion with a syringe, force it into its mouth, and make sure it swallows, ready to soak it in the potion.
However, Ah Yan was obviously psychologically shadowed by the severely irritating potassium high montoate solution, and before he could put it down, his head had already stretched out and bit Xia Nan's hand.
Xia Nan was taken aback, it turned out that not only rabbits would bite when they were forced to be in a hurry, but turtles were the same.
Although he was unprepared, his reaction was not ordinarily fast, and as soon as he stretched out his head and opened his mouth, he quickly let go.
"Porphy" sounds!
Ah Yan fell into the potion, and then fluttered like in the evening.
Xia Nan looked at it expressionlessly, and snorted coldly: "Act, continue to act!"
Ah Yan fluttered a few times and stopped, because this time the potion was obviously not stimulating, it didn't feel pain, but it was very comfortable, but it still stretched out its head and screamed at Xia Nan with its mouth open, as if it was complaining about his dissatisfaction.
Xia Nan looked angry and funny, "Are you scolding me, or do you want to bite me? I'm treating you, don't bite Lu Dongbin, you don't know the hearts of good people!"
It's just that after the words came out, he was a little stunned, he was actually like Shi Xiangxiang, talking to a turtle?
But this turtle is really a little strange!
It seems, like, maybe, probably...... It can really express emotions!
Xia Nan paused and then asked tentatively, "Hey, Ah Yan, can you really understand human speech?"
Ah Yan was still screaming at him, unable to tell whether he understood it or not, but he could feel that he was angry and hated him.
Seeing that it was so arrogant, Xia Nan stretched out his finger, flicked it on the top of its head very quickly, and then said very ferociously: "I don't care if you really understand human nature or fake people's hearts, if you don't want to suffer hardships, you'd better be honest with me, otherwise I will toss you like Shi Xiangxiang! If I am in a bad mood, I will kill you and eat meat!"
I don't know if Ah Yan's head hurts, or if he really understood, he obediently closed his mouth, stopped making strange noises, and his head was half retracted.
Seeing this, Xia Nan snorted coldly, "It seems that you are the same as Shi Xiangxiang, you eat hard and not soft!"
Although I can't completely confirm whether Ah Yan really eats this set, even if it is, it can't be forced all the time!
This kind of thing must always be soft and hard, the same for women, and the same for turtles, otherwise it will be unconvincing, and there is no way to unlock more postures.
Although Xia Nan has amnesia, he remembers this truth.
He soaked Ah Wei in a medicated bath, fished it out and continued to dry it, then went to the refrigerator and rummaged through it, and saw that there were shrimp in it, and the bananas that Sufier had bought before going to school.
He wasn't sure what the golden-headed turtle liked to eat, so he took three large sea shrimp and two bananas, and carefully peeled off the shells of the shrimp, peeled off the bananas, and threw them into the footbath.
There are meat and vegetarian dishes, you choose!
Ah Yan didn't know if he had no appetite or backbone, and he didn't care about the food he was fed.
Xia Nan doesn't care how much it is, she loves to eat it or not, and she doesn't eat it.
After tossing all day, he was too tired to do so, so he quickly took a shower, and then went to spend the night on the big ship.
I didn't say anything, and it was early the next morning.
After Xia Nan got up and went home, he immediately went to see Ah Yan locked in his room!
There's no way, it's too valuable, six million, if you can't carry it with you, you can only lock it in your room.
It's just that after he entered the room, he checked the footbasin with a smell, and couldn't help but be stunned, because it was empty and there was nothing!
Before leaving last night, he had carefully checked that three sea shrimps, two bananas, and a golden-headed turtle were all inside, but after one night, the basin was empty...... It's not completely empty, and there's a lump of soaring there, apparently a masterpiece left behind by Ah Yan when he left.
Six million were missing, Xia Nan suddenly became anxious and hurriedly searched for it.
After searching around, I finally found Ah Wei in the corner under the bed, and at the same time, I found that a groove had been scratched out of the wooden floor where it was hiding!
If it hadn't been discovered in time, it might have dug a hole.
Xia Nan was so angry that he couldn't do it, this renovated room cost 500,000 oceans, although it was not the money he spent, but it was also his hard work, and the most expensive thing in this room was the solid wood floor.
After catching Ah Yan out, he flicked its head nearly ten times in a row as punishment!
After putting it back in the pot, he continued to search, but the shrimp and bananas were all gone, and not even a scrap could be found.
"Ah smell!" Xia Nan shouted at it and asked, "Tell me honestly, did you eat all the shrimp and bananas?"
Ah Yan tightened his head and feet and closed his shell!
Xia Nan shook his head again and again and sighed: "How can you eat so much at once? You are not afraid of dying? Even if you are not afraid of dying, are you not afraid of becoming like Shi Xiangxiang and becoming fat like a ball?"
Ah Yan was still constricted, and he didn't pay attention to him at all.
After Xia Nan counted it for a while, he suddenly stopped again, because he found that he didn't know when it started, and he was really talking to a turtle like Shi Xiangxiang.
Could it be that such a thing as neuropathy is also contagious?
Xia Nan shook his head and shook off this boring thought, and looked at Ah Smell, who shrunk into a ball again, this guy looks timid and afraid of death, but he is not honest at all!
This footbath obviously can't trap it, and it has to get a pool.