The eldest aunt was like a spring aunt, gently pushing and pushing me, shaking vigorously: "The child is her father, you have to find a way!"

"Really, everybody came to me and forced me, and before I had agreed to marry her, I became my wife, as if we had lived together for many years. ”

Wang Nu knocked the beauty lock "boom" and rummaged around......

I couldn't stand it anymore and turned my finger into the key and stuck it in......

The nun was distraught and asked, "Combination lock, is there a keyhole?"

Is she insane? How did I get in without keyholes?

Chang'e didn't say a word, staring intently.

I also wanted to be in the limelight in front of everyone, and when I twisted it hard, it was broken, my fingers were stuck, and I couldn't pull it out. ”

Wangnu hugged my neck tightly with both hands, and the eldest aunt hugged Wangnu's waist and pulled hard together, but she didn't move?

This thing, is it a keyhole or not, how can it be in the middle of the beauty?

Wang Nu looked at Fumei's face and shouted, "Come here to help, what are you doing standing stupidly?"

The fuzzy sister didn't argue, hugged the waist of the eldest aunt tightly, and shouted together: "One, two, three, drag!"

Everyone pulled back violently, but still didn't pull it out, and it hurt so much that my fingers were about to break, shivering inside, stretching and shrinking......

With a "click", the lock opened, the lock popped out, and slammed into the lid......

What kind of combination lock is this, pure deception?

Wang Nu couldn't wait, and opened the lid of the wooden box in a panic - everyone was stunned......

A woman in make-up curled up inside, just as she raised her head, and shouted a terrifying cry: "Don't touch me!

Wang Nu said in the best female voice: "The big fool knows that I am a woman, and there will be no hooliganism!"

The woman in the wooden box, the bridal outfit - the big red hijab is still in the box, the hair is beautifully combed, and the melon seed face is made up with pink makeup, as if it can squeeze out water......

This look must fascinate men! Even if you don't wear makeup, it can have a certain effect......

My eyes were sinister, and I wanted to take her as a wife, so that I wouldn't suffer any more!

Wang Nu was very disappointed! I thought it was a lot of gold and silver treasures, but I didn't expect it to be a woman who seduced her soul, and she glared at her eyes and said nonsense: "You must have been defiled by someone; I will kill yourself! I will build you a cliff and jump down, won't it be over?"

"She, she, she, how could this be? People didn't provoke anyone, why did they say these things?"

Chang'e showed a surprised look, stared at the bride in the box and said, "Come out! Maybe she was robbed by someone before she had a room with her husband?"

The bride was very obedient, got up from the wooden box, dragged her long red robe to the bottom of the box, stood up and hugged Chang'e tightly and cried: "Sister! My sister married the wrong person! The husband is a drunkard, the cave room is swaying at night, unable to fulfill the obligations of husband and wife, and was knocked over by several drunks who drank together; I stomped and stomped until I rolled my eyes, and then put me in this big wooden box!"

I thought to myself, "Surely a lot of content has been omitted?" Those friends who drink and meat like hungry wolves, knocking over her husband, won't just be stupid and pretend to be ......."

No matter what the situation, Chang'e didn't say a word of reproach, patted her on the back and said, "Okay! Just come out! Don't listen to anyone, I'll send you home!"

"Go home?" she raised her head and stared at Chang'e with a pair of watery eyes, revealing a confused gaze......

Chang'e asked with her sixth sense, "What's wrong?"

The bride cried for a long time before she said, "In order to rob me, you killed all the people in the house...... If I'm useless, I won't be able to live now?"

Is it true or not?

The nun didn't think so: "Look at the situation at home, won't you understand?"

Chang'e is very lonely, always looking for something to pass the time, scanning it with her moonlight eye for a long time, and shouting an excited voice: "Little white rabbit, come quickly!"

The little white rabbit looked left and right, and didn't know what to look at?

The little black cat heard it in Chang'e's wide sleeves, and it was busier than anyone else, flashed, turned into a black little man, wearing big moonlight glasses, and rushed away......

Chang'e scanned it with her moonlight eyes, but found nothing - she saw the little white rabbit turn into a little girl and fly forward in a panic......

The little black cat turned into a little black man, and shouted: "I'm here;

The little white rabbit girl was very frightened, and cowered and hid behind the little black man......

Chang'e sighed: "The little black cat has reached the age of marriage, no wonder there is such a fanatical move!"

The bride was very anxious and scolded loudly: "Men don't have a good thing! The little girl should pay attention to whether there are perverts around?"

Chang'e was very unhappy, glared at the bride lightly and said, "I can't see it clearly, so I talk nonsense! That little black man is from ......."

The bride was very confused, and said a puzzling sentence: "Sister is too lonely?

The nun couldn't hold back any longer, and shouted, "Tibetan man, is she a sister Chang'e?"

"Oh my God!" the bride showed envious eyes and said as if in a dream: "With the person I miss the most in my heart, but I don't know that she is the famous sister Chang'e!"

Chang'e was envied by others, as if it was taken for granted, and showed off loudly: "How many years has this immortal lived in the Guanghan Palace; even Emperor Yin is very concerned, and from time to time he sends people to condole, and also gives orders; whoever dares to invade, just like Marshal Tianpeng, throws down to the mortal world, and will never change into a human being!"

With a "bang", the bride knelt down, kowtowed nine times in a row, and shouted: "Bodhisattva! You must bless me and find out all the enemies who killed my family with a thousand knives, so as to remove the hatred in my heart!"

Chang'e was not at all ambiguous, and her answer was very clear: "There are thousands of hatreds in the world, and there are countless perfidy phenomena. If we all go to take revenge, we won't have to stay in the Guanghan Palace?"

I asked vaguely in my heart: "Could it be that Chang'e came to Guanghan Palace because of his difficulties?"

The nun whispered into my ear, "Husband, every woman has many secrets in her heart, which can only be known to her sweetheart, and no one else will ever understand." ”

I also think, "If you want to know Chang'e completely, do you want to be her sweetheart?"

Wang Nu pulled down her face and glared at the nun and scolded: "Are you so stupid? I know that my husband has a big heart, and I still tell her this!"

The nun was very aggrieved in her heart, and wanted to find an audience for herself, so she whispered into my ear after thinking about it: "Sister Chang'e is a person from ancient times, hundreds of millions of years old, if you like it, just go?"

Wang Nu was unhappy, and blatantly eavesdropped in my right ear, and jumped up and down and scolded: "Silly nun!

While thinking about the little white rabbit girl, she said: "The fairy should be the most beautiful in people's hearts, and I will always maintain this image!"

I could hear it vaguely, and I couldn't figure out Chang'e's true intentions......

However, the gray-haired old man was not ambiguous at all, and quietly flew up to me and snorted at me: "Don't be too big! You have many wives! I have been a widower all my life, and there is not one yet." ”

"He, he, he, do you want to talk to ......" I really don't dare to think about it, a gray-haired old man, about to die, still want the old cow to eat tender grass?

He was afraid that others would know, so he lowered his voice and whispered: "I am too young in front of Sister Chang'e, I am only over eighty years old, but she is at least 1,000 years old;

"Didn't you say that he was hundreds of millions of years old, how could he be a thousand years old?" I would have thought, as long as I didn't beat my wife's mind, who did he care?

Wang Nu has been eavesdropping on the side, I don't know if I heard it, only shouted: "The little white girl is back!"

The gray-haired old man left in a panic, but the Wang girl came up and said, "This old fellow always stares at me with a pair of thief eyes, and sometimes makes people very embarrassed!"

This sentence turned me over completely! If you have any other ideas, you can't beat Wang Nu? This old guy's thief eyes are really poisonous! I don't know how to see it? Wang Nu is the sweetest person, do you want to take advantage of my inattention to rob?

The nun didn't think so: "He's too old, it's good not to feces in bed; even if he had this idea, he had more than enough heart, but not enough strength!"

The fuzzy girl came over and whispered to the nun, "Don't you understand what an immortal is? This situation can only be applied to mortals; this old fellow has been a widower for many years, and he is about to get sick, and if he succeeds, he will be more ruthless than a hungry wolf......

I know what I mean by saying this, I can't do it! Now there is Chang'e, and the little white girl and the little black man, will it have a negative impact on them?

The eldest aunt didn't speak, and shouted to the little black man from afar, "Hey, little kitten, what do you see?"

The little black man mysteriously flew over, lay on her shoulder, and whispered into his ear for a long time......

I wanted to know what was the rambling about, and shouted, "Kitty, come and tell me?"

The little black man pretended not to hear, and didn't even look back, but flew over and got into Chang'e's wide sleeves......