Next.

Morning.

"Wow, I'm only back now, good job, buddy. ”

Ted, who was sleepy-eyed, went out to the toilet and met Adam who was back in the dormitory, and saw that Adam was wearing yesterday's clothes, so he couldn't help but squeeze his eyebrows and tease.

"You're not bad either. ”

Adam opened the door and smiled, "Honestly, do you remember what happened last night?"

"Ugh. ”

Ted, who followed up, was stunned for a moment, touched his head and recalled: "I remember last night's welcome party, you brought a very hot beauty over, oh my God, she is simply the goddess of a man's dream, that temperament, that appearance, that figure ......"

"Stop. ”

Adam placed the fingers of his right hand against the palm of his left hand and made a stop gesture: "Rankings and descriptions can be skipped." ”

"Dude, I really envy you. ”

Ted nudged Adam and smiled a little lewdly, "But why did you come back? ”

"You're thinking too much, we just had a meal of Kung Pao Chicken together. ”

Adam said a word, reluctant to go into details, and changed the subject: "Let's talk about you, are you sure you remember what you did last night?"

"Me?"

Ted laughed, "I remember fooling around with a freshman, well, unreasonable, small-mouthed girl, for a while, and then it wasn't quite clear. ”

"Are you sure you're an unreasonable little mouth girl?"

Adam joked, "And not a 300-pound Sailor Moon?"

"No~!"

Ted's face turned green.

"Or maybe it's a big man with a lot of chest hair?"

Adam scares with a smirk.

"No, it can't be!"

Ted's whole body was fine, and he screamed in horror.

"Why can't it be?"

Adam said seriously, "You had such a good sandwich last night, what do you know?"

"No, no, no!"

Ted was terrified.

He knew that Adam was right, that sandwiches did taste good, but that after they did, there was a risk of memory confusion, because you couldn't tell whether the memories in your mind were real or illusory.

It didn't matter before, but when Adam said this, he was shocked to find that once he got high, there was such a risk, which was terrible.

Thinking of this, Ted quickly reached out and touched the back of his body, twisting left and right, and after finding that there was nothing unusual, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's okay, it's okay." ”

"Haha. ”

Adam couldn't hold back and laughed.

"Are you trying to scare me?"

Ted also reacted, and Sherlock Holmes went online, pointing at Adam and said, "You left early last night and only came back now, you can't know at all." ”

"Not this time. ”

Adam smiled: "But are you sure you haven't had it before? Obviously, it's not the first time you've been hi, there is a great sage Zhou Shuren in the East who once said: How can you walk by the river without getting your shoes wet, maybe you don't need to meet any goddess in the future, you can make you unable to get up......"

“holy shit！”

Ted was stimulated by Adam's description, and said angrily: "Adam, I found out, you are so evil!"

Adam laughed and said nothing, and was called evil, not once or twice, he was used to it.

"Thanks, though. ”

Ted patted Adam on the shoulder and said seriously: "I know what you mean, I won't touch sandwiches again in the future, well, I will touch sandwiches less in the future, especially at a party with a lot of people, I will never touch it again, you're right, God knows who I'll meet, oops~"

At the end of his speech, he trembled uncomfortably, and it was obvious that the picture Adam described to him would become a psychological shadow for him forever.

When Ted left, Adam lay on the bed, took out a book from his backpack with the cover reading: "Mistress Bitch", his eyes fell on the author's name, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

Nora Bing!

He had just bought it on his way back to learn more about Nora's work, but after seeing the rare surname Bing, Adam suddenly remembered that this bin couldn't be Bibin, right?

In Friends, Chandler's surname seems to be Bing, Chandler Bing, this surname sounds like onomatopoeia, and it seems that it is often joked, so Adam has an impression.

Now that I think about it, Chandler seems to have an amazing mother.

In his previous life, Adam watched American dramas, and his favorite was the Big Bang Theory, and he watched it more than a dozen times, and he was extremely impressed, followed by the romance of his parents and parents, and after watching it two or three times, he probably remembered the plot vaguely.

And I didn't finish reading Friends.

The reason why this is the case is because I remember watching Friends at the beginning, and it was Rose who had been substituted, but then Joey and Rachel actually got it right, so they gave up the show directly.

Every time I saw Friends in the future, the emotions when I gave up the drama came up, so I never picked it up again.

He had a feeling at the time, for fear that the brain-dead screenwriter would really arrange and combine all the CPs in order to make up the plot.

Don't believe it, if it's produced by HBO, it can really give you a full permutation......

More than ten years in his previous life, plus more than ten years in this life, it has been almost thirty years, and no matter how amazing Chandler's mother appeared at the beginning, it is impossible for him to remember it, after all, the number of appearances is too small to form a permanent memory.

"Actually, it's nothing, right?"

Adam said to himself: "It's okay to travel to the world of American dramas and keep up with the characters in American dramas, right?"

In The Big Bang Theory, Amy has an Arab prince's fiancé who provides her with a vacation location and funding for her experiments.

In the romance of his parents and fathers, Barney is even more flirtatious all over the world.

Even in Friends, he vaguely remembers that Phoebe has a naval lover who always comes back a few days a year to have a good time.

As for whether Chandler can accept it?

In fact, it's not a big problem, Nora flies all over the world, and she can't see her a few times a year, as long as she doesn't show Chandler's face, it is estimated that she won't be exposed.

Besides, once you become friends with them first, according to the urine nature of the sitcom, no matter what strange things happen, as long as you sincerely apologize, you can forgive each other.

Well, that's it!

People in the American drama world are so atmospheric!

Adam likes to be friends with such a good person.

Thinking of this, Adam refreshed himself and began to wonder how to quietly get Chandler's address from Nora and then find his old friends.

"Hey, that's stupid!"

Adam suddenly patted his head and got up and walked out the door.

Where do you need to figure out what to do here, Nora is sleeping soundly in the hotel now, and she went over to look through her wallet, there must be Chandler's information in it, how easy it is.

Arrived at the hotel.

Adam easily got a few taxi slips, and sure enough, they showed the address.

"It turned out to be there. ”

Adam was speechless, "I passed by there before. ”

After putting the taxi slip back, Adam glanced at the sleeping Nora, smiled slightly, couldn't bear to alarm her, and turned to leave the hotel.

He always remembered his principles.

why so serious？