Chapter 542: Schrödinger's Panic

Adam's apartment.

"I'll talk to her. ”

Juno laughed.

Adam reluctantly got up and handed the phone to Juno.

"Lily, don't worry. ”

Juno reassured: "It's not sure if you're really pregnant, and even if you're pregnant, the child you conceived with Matthew, and the child conceived by Matthew's parents, are completely different in size and weight."

And don't you love Matthew?

Love, huh?

Since love, you will always have your own love crystallization, right?

You're engaged and you're getting married.

Even if you have a child now, it's not a terrible thing, is it?

Okay, calm down and adjust your breathing ......"

On the other end of the phone, Lily quickly calmed down under Juno's reassurance.

"I bought it, and I hung it up first. ”

Lily said embarrassedly and hung up.

Although the pregnancy test can be completed with one hand, it can't be broadcast live over the phone.

"This scene, are you familiar with it?"

Juno smiled at Adam.

“...... What do you mean?"

Seeing that the others looked at him with strange expressions and scrutiny, the corners of Adam's mouth twitched.

"I mean Sheldon's brother, George Jr. ”

Juno looked at Adam with a smile for a while, and then his voice changed: "When I heard that my girlfriend was pregnant, the two of them were so flustered. ”

"Huh. ”

The corners of Adam's mouth twitched.

When you say little George, you say little George, why are you looking at me panting.

It's like I've done something!

"High school students. ”

Chandler humorously said, "It's normal. ”

"Huh?"

Monica immediately looked at him, "You are very experienced?"

"You don't?"

Chandler was so spirited by Juno that he lost his mind for a moment and looked at him in surprise.

met his wife's dangerous eyes, and then he was shocked.

Don't look at Monica so beautiful now, but she was still a 'big girl' in high school, not to mention this 'Schrödinger's panic when the big aunt postponed coming', and she didn't even have a boyfriend.

Even the first kiss...... She thought it was given to him in the middle of the night......

"Little George?"

Peggy replied in a rare way, "When we first went to Sheldon's house, he secretly made out with Erica. ”

"You're precocious. ”

Monica is a little sour.

"Erica is still talking to you about this?"

Adam looked at Peggy in surprise.

"Hmm. ”

Peggy nodded, "I'll be more interested in these things, and Erica would like to talk to me about that." ”

Little George almost thought he was going to be a father. ”

Adam smiled: "Scared like something, the ten-minute pregnancy test, according to him, is the longest ten minutes in his life, and then even if the pregnancy test results show that it is not pregnant, he and his girlfriend are completely uninterested, and they don't even dare to hug, and they have palpitations!"

Said here.

Adam and Chandler looked at each other, both looking at each other with empathetic expressions.

This life is better.

Because I know that the American drama world is very chaotic, except for some special circumstances, Adam's protective measures are very good.

This empathy is more of a memory of a past life.

Adam at that time reacted almost exactly the same as Little George's.

Panic and torment.

When the alarm is lifted, the feeling of relief is not to mention.

Of course.

Ya is different from the dashing little George in his current life, after the alarm is lifted, he is not so presumptuous to vent his happiness in the face of his girlfriend's fatal problem.

Didn't say stupidly like little George: "I'm scared to death, I'm afraid that I have to marry you, and my legs are shaking with fear." ”

It's just like most men, saying: "Actually, it's nothing, even if you have, it's a big deal to get married and give birth to raise......

Emmm。

It wasn't panic before.

By no means!

After knowing the answer, the men are so confident and calm.

This isn't scum either!

Because I found out afterwards that my girlfriend knew that there was no danger from the beginning.

It was just a test of what she had learned from her roommate.

Everyone is half a pound and eight taels.

It's just an instinctive reaction to be forced.

Of course.

If the girl's voice suddenly turns again and again: "That's great, I was just teasing you, in fact, I really have a ......"

Well.

If you really meet such a girl, you should start from it.

Otherwise, it is likely that something will happen.

"Feeling uninterested, aren't you?"

Juno smirked, "How long has this state lasted?"

“......”

Adam and Chandler were speechless.

"Huh, man!"

Except for Peggy, the rest of the women spoke out with disdain.

"That's not the point. ”

Adam smiled wryly and changed the subject: "I'll give Lily a call, ten minutes have passed, and the pregnancy test results should be out." ”

As they despise.

The state of palpitations did not last long.

Zhou Shuren said: The biggest lesson that mankind has learned is that it can never learn a lesson.

Even because of the question of whether Schrödinger's aunt will come, they were afraid, and even unanimously said that they should be pure and keep a safe distance from each other.

But this state is not even comparable to how long the state of a sage can last.

The phone is connected.

"Lily, are the results out?"

Adam asked.

"This is the police station, and Ms. Aldrin has been arrested. ”

On the other end of the phone, a man's voice came.

"What charges?"

Adam was puzzled.

"Open urine. ”

The police said.

“......”

The corners of Adam's mouth twitched: "Can you give Lily the phone and let me talk to her? She is the prospective daughter-in-law of the Erickson family, the Erickson family, you should know each other, right?"

Lily drove out to buy a pregnancy test, and she wouldn't run far, just nearby.

In the small town model of the United States, the police know more or less about the situation of each family.

Especially the family of Matthew's family, which is all big men, and there is also Matthew, a future lawyer, should be very famous.

"The Eriksson's daughter-in-law?"

When the police heard this, they immediately said, "It's Matthew's fiancée?"

"Yes. ”

Adam nodded.

"Huh. ”

The policeman laughed and gave the phone to Lily: "I'll pick you up when Matthew comes over, by the way, my name is Mike, and I'm Matthew's high school classmate." ”

"Hi Mike, my name is Lily. ”

Lily awkwardly took the phone.

"Pee anywhere, huh?"

Adam chuckled.

"I don't want to. ”

Lily was embarrassed: "There is no toilet in the convenience store, so the waiter asked me to find a random place...... Damn! It's all Matthew's fault! Caused me to fall like Barney. ”

Emmm。

Barney also urinated on the floor, and was still on the church wall, and was caught and sentenced by the judge to volunteer.

At this time, I am still volunteering to atone for my sins.

"And what was the result?"

Adam gets back to business.

"I don't know. ”

Lily said annoyedly: "I just got up, and I was caught by Mike, and I haven't had time to look at the pregnancy test before I can see it." ”

"It's negative!"

The voice of police officer Mike was heard.

Apparently, he was eavesdropping.

"Thank goodness!"

Lily was overjoyed.

"Now you can rest assured. ”

After a few more words with Lily, Adam hung up.

"I really envy her. ”

Monica looked envious, "I don't even have a chance to panic." ”

Chandler: "......"