"Knock knock~!"

Listening to the rhythmic drumming that suddenly sounded, Zhen Hao was stunned for a moment, and then combined with the time and place events, his first reaction was the drumming of the lion dance.

His group has been together all the time, obviously it wasn't the four of them who invited it, so there was only ......

Looking at the new employees who looked stunned in the audience, Zhen Hao really didn't expect that there were such smart people in this group of people.

Zhen Hao smiled and nodded: "This is the lion dance that any of you invited?"

Bai Suzhen, Xu Xian, and Xiaoqing lowered their heads silently, staring at a creature called "grass" under their feet, and no one answered Zhen Hao's question.

Zhen Hao didn't care, just because they were shy and didn't dare to please their bosses openly.

Continue to smile and whisper softly: "Don't be afraid, please ask the lion dancer to stand up boldly, I will definitely ...... well"

Montenegrin Old Demon: In the group chat, Aite took Zhen Hao, and sent a window to shake.

Zhen Hao didn't look back, and slapped the hand of the old demon of Montenegro poking his back to the side: "Don't make trouble!

Black Mountain Old Demon: Crazy Aite in the group chat, the window jitters N+1

"You're endless!" Zhen Hao suddenly turned around: "If you don't give me a reasonable explanation today, I'll let your wife go dancing too!"

Black Mountain Old Demon: (o?? v??) ノ

Following the finger pointed upwards by the old demon of the Black Mountain, Zhen Hao looked up and saw a large area densely packed, and every cloud was full of people.

The dense drumbeat came from above the clouds, in all directions, just surrounding the entire Xu family compound in the middle.

These people are the 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals led by Li Jing who brought in a crusade against Zhen Hao.

"This ......" Zhen Hao pointed to the heavenly soldiers and generals standing on the clouds, and looked stunned: "This Heavenly Court's movements are too fast." ”

"Hmph~!"

Looking at Zhen Hao's shocked appearance of the dirt bun, the Jade Emperor in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall couldn't help but snort coldly, a smug smile leaked from his face, his toes were high, his chin was raised high, and he looked arrogant like "Lao Tzu is the best in the world".

"Hmph~!"

Seeing that the Jade Emperor dared to glare at Zhen Hao with his nostrils so arrogantly, the Monkey King, who had already decided to identify Zhen Hao's brother, also snorted coldly at the Jade Emperor, tightened the golden hoop stick in his hand, and fought-for-tat, not giving face at all.

"Hmph~!" In front of the civil and military immortals, the Jade Emperor naturally did not want to lose face, not to be outdone, not at all, and snorted directly.

Since being beaten by this monkey head more than a thousand years ago, he has worked hard to make his head cone and stab his head, from once every three days and half an hour at a time to once a day for three hours at a time.

Over the past thousand years, the cultivation time has increased many times, so he firmly believes that now that he is fighting with this monkey head, he can definitely fight this monkey head...... Hold on until the arrival of the Buddha, and it is impossible to be driven under the table with a backhand like last time!

"Hey~!"

The defeated generals of his subordinates also dared to be so arrogant, Monkey King couldn't help laughing, and the golden hoop stick in his hand was ready to go, ready to give this Jade Emperor Lao'er another hard and unforgettable lesson.

"Ahem~!"

Just as the atmosphere between this person and monkey was gradually tense, Taishang Laojun squinted and glanced back and forth between the Jade Emperor and the Monkey King.

And for fear that the two of them wouldn't be able to see their eyes, they coughed twice and signaled for the two of them to restrain themselves a little and pay attention to the occasion.

Other people's face can not be given, but this old belly and black face can't be withheld.

One of them was afraid that Taishang Laojun would cut off the supply of pills from Heaven, and the other was afraid that Taishang Laojun would throw himself into the alchemy furnace to refine it, Monkey King and Jade Emperor snorted coldly at each other, glared at each other fiercely, turned around and continued to watch the play, and no one cared about anyone.

The immortals continued to be indifferent, and secretly glanced at the monkey head that had become childish since he came...... The Jade Emperor, whose mentality had become much younger, flashed a trace of worry in his eyes, wondering if he had really become younger, or was he ...... Still have Alzheimer's......

The camera turned, the Xu family's compound, Zhen Hao sighed at the speed of the heavenly court, turned around and patted the shoulder of the old demon of Montenegro, pointed to the heavenly soldiers and generals in the sky, and said proudly: "Have you seen these heavenly soldiers and generals?"

Hearing this, the old demon of Montenegro raised his head and nodded honestly: "See." ”

"These are my country...... Ahem, wrong to say. ”

Zhen Hao sneered, waved his hand at the corner next to him, and then ignored everyone's puzzled gazes, and continued to point to the heavenly soldiers and generals.

"Do you know why they didn't come sooner or later, but now?"

They're here to get you!

The old demon of Montenegro roared in his heart, but there was a puzzled look on his face, and he continued to shake his head.

"These are my Zhen Hao's face!" Zhen Hao pinched his waist with both hands, his nostrils turned to the sky, and his face was arrogant: "The Zhen Dance Song and Dance Troupe has just been established, and Heavenly Court has sent 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals to help, do you think my face is big?"

"Big! It's too big! It's so big!Hahaha~!"

Lingxiao Treasure Hall, Monkey King couldn't help it, in front of the public openly clapped his hands, the excitement was unbearable, three or two steps on the beam of the hall, the room was full of chaos, and the sound of monkey laughter echoed in every corner of the hall.

"Presumptuous!" The Jade Emperor stood up, his face turned red, his whole body trembled with anger, and he pointed at Zhen Hao's fingers trembling: "This person is bold, he dares to say "I" in front of the widow, and he also says that the widow's soldiers are his world!

"What is Li Jing still doing? What is he still inking?! Someone is coming! Summoning the order, quickly dispatch troops to capture this thief!"

"Yes!"

There is an immortal order, the left hand took out a pure gold token from his arms, the mana covered the right hand, in the air for a while, the mana stayed in the void, drawing a staggered rune, and then his eyes were round, and he shouted: "Hurry!".

The rune in the air swooped directly into the token in his palm, emitting a moment of intense white light, and then disappeared into it, and the token returned to its original state.

West Lake, Hangzhou. Over the Xu family's compound.

Li Jing looked at Zhen Hao and his party below, and then glanced at Nezha, who was expressionless and silent, his face was slightly complicated.

Then I felt a tremor in the military order in my arms, and the complexity on my face disappeared instantly, as if all I saw just now was an illusion.

Li Jing stretched out his hand to take out the military order in his arms, and the moment the military order flashed with white light appeared, the white light gushed out, and a palm-sized phantom appeared above the token.

The Jade Emperor's face turned red in the phantom, and he stretched out his hand and pointed directly at Li Jing and the others: "Quickly send troops and capture this thief!"

"No~!"

Li Jing and the other soldiers received the order, knelt down on one knee, bowed their heads to the phantom above the token, and did not dare to raise their heads and get up until the phantom completely dissipated.

After getting up, the faces of the soldiers turned red one by one, before they set out on the expedition, they heard that this time the troops were just to catch a mortal who offended the Jade Emperor, and they thought that this time they were just here to play soy sauce and go through the motions, and they couldn't make any achievements.

But I didn't expect this person to make the Jade Emperor so angry that the court meeting was not held, and he was paying attention to the battlefield all the time!

The battlefield that the Jade Emperor always pays attention to, what does this represent?

Here's your chance!

This is an opportunity to show your face directly in front of the Jade Emperor!

This is a good opportunity for these marginal soldiers who are not even qualified to go to the court to be promoted to make a fortune and show their talents!

"Boss, the young general has been proficient in eighteen kinds of martial arts since he was a child, and after becoming an immortal, he is even more pendicular, and now the young general thinks that he is already a martial artist, no worse than those veterans. And the young general's body is stronger, so I dare to ask for my life here, let the young general go down and meet this bold thief for a while!"

The white-faced young man wearing silver armor and holding a silver spear was the first to stand up and kneel on one knee, saying that he was still young and had a great possibility of continuing to develop, and he didn't want to be like those veterans who ate and waited for death, doing nothing all his life, and begged Li Jing to give him a chance to show his face.

Praise yourself and belittle a group of them, the veterans also know that they will be like this for the rest of their lives, and they don't want to compete with those young people. But young people don't know how to respect the elderly, and the words have come to this point, and if they don't stand up, won't they really become a bad seed?

The veterans made eye contact for a moment, and finally came out with a big brother with white hair and the oldest qualifications.

"Boss, the old man has been in the army for more than 2,800 years, has experienced thousands of large and small battles, has rich combat experience, and can calmly deal with any unexpected accidents, so the old man has the courage to ask for his life, and let the old man go down to try this thief's catty. ”

One left and one right, one old and one young, one can speak better than the other.

But Li Jing, who knew Zhen Hao deeply, just glanced at the two marginal soldiers who were kneeling on the ground who couldn't even name them and didn't know the height of the sky, and then turned around and looked down at Zhen Hao, with a tota in his left hand and a back behind his back in his right hand, holding his head high.

Li Jing knew very well in his heart that relying on the group of crooked melons and cracked dates under his subordinates, even if they were all tied together, it was not enough for Zhen Hao to fight alone, and one by one he was sending experience to others, so he decided to skip them directly and make a move to determine the winner.

"Nezha, you will meet this person when you go down. ”

Li Jing's emotional voice sounded, and the old and young were shocked, and they couldn't help but feel resentful: Such a good opportunity, you Li Jing blatantly pretended to be a private person, and directly gave it to your son, you really don't want to lose face!

Nezha was also shocked, his expressionless face was still expressionless, but he couldn't help but flash a trace of sadness in his eyes, sadness for himself.

The honest and honest giant spirit god who had been silent on the side, and the only honest and honest giant spirit god who could call his name was also shocked.

He is also an old man in the court, and he knows as much about Zhen Hao's terrorist methods as Li Jing, originally he thought that Li Jing asked for his life to arrest Zhen Hao because he had some powerful hole cards.

But the giant spirit god never expected that this Li Jing would let his son take the lead when he came up, this ...... Isn't this asking Nezha to send people's heads?!

The honest and honest giant spirit god couldn't bear to watch Nezha send a child to death, but he himself was a little afraid...... Hesitation and struggle flashed in his eyes, and the two villains, one black and one white, were in a mess in his mind, and he couldn't tell the winner.

At this moment, Nezha moved, the sadness in his eyes disappeared, his little face was expressionless, he didn't squint when he passed by Li Jing, he didn't look at it, he didn't even look at it, he didn't even look at it, there was not even the slightest fluctuation in his eyes, and he completely regarded Li Jing as air.

Although this silent resistance is not as heart-rending as the heart-rending of cutting the flesh and returning the father many years ago, it is deeper than the one that hurt Nezha.

The giant spirit god looked at Nezha who was now so dead-faced, and couldn't help but feel a little distressed, the hesitation and struggle in his eyes were quickly replaced by firmness, and when Nezha passed by him, he directly reached out and grabbed Nezha.

The giant spirit god looked at Li Jing with an anxious face: "Boss, let me take the lead!"

Li Jing closed his eyes and was silent, and after a long time, Mo De's emotional voice sounded: "You want to disobey military orders?"

The giant spirit god was silent, but his big hand was still tightly holding Nezha's small hand.

The soldiers were silent, they had already seen that something was wrong, and that things were far from being as simple as they had imagined.

Even though his heart was already like ashes, Nezha's eyes couldn't help but flash a trace of sadness, and he laboriously pulled out his palm from the giant spirit god's hand, his figure flashed, and he stepped on the hot wheels and rushed directly to Zhen Hao under the clouds.

There was a cute boy falling from the sky, which instantly attracted the attention of Zhen Hao and his party.

He is less than 1.5 meters tall, with a cupola hairstyle with two big bags on his head, a big red belly pocket on his body, a flaming wheel on his feet, a red tasseled spear, and a gold bracelet on his hand.

Isn't this the famous Nezha~!

"Hello, this beautiful little brother, my name is ...... it!"

Facing the enthusiastic Zhen Hao, Nezha stabbed with a gun, pointing directly at Zhen Hao's vital point.

Zhen Hao's face changed greatly, and he let out an exclamation that even if he was uneducated, he could walk the world, and then spread his legs apart, narrowly avoiding this fatal shot.

"Qiang~!"

The red tassel fire spear stabbed on the ground at Zhen Hao's feet, like piercing a piece of tofu, and instantly pierced through.

Wiping the cold sweat on his forehead, Zhen Hao's eyes when he looked at Nezha were no longer enthusiastic, quite unkind, and without waiting for Nezha to snatch it back, he directly reached out and grabbed Nezha's arm.

Pull...... Pull......

After two symbolic struggles, Nezha had completely recognized the gap between himself and Zhen Hao, gave up the struggle directly, and fell to the ground honestly, looking at Zhen Hao with straight eyes.

......

A gust of breeze came, and being watched by such a cute boy all the time, Zhen Hao felt a little awkward in his heart, pretending to be vicious, and glared at Nezha viciously: "What are you looking at, kid!

Nezha: "......"

"Look again, I'll eat you!"

Nezha: "......"

Looking at Nezha, who was still staring at himself with an expressionless face and had no reaction to his threat, in order to establish his majesty in front of the employees, Zhen Hao gritted his teeth and waved his hand to teach Nezha a lesson, but felt that someone grabbed his arm behind him.

Zhen Hao turned around and found that it was Niu Erhua who was grabbing his arm, Niu Erhua with a fierce face.

"How...... What's wrong?"

Cold sweat flowed down his cheeks uncontrollably, Zhen Hao's heart was pounding, and his blood pressure was at least 200 or higher.

Niu Erhua didn't answer, grabbed Zhen Hao's little hand and touched Zhen Hao's waist, and the "eighteen bends of the mountain road" were ready to go.

Zhen Hao was in a hurry, and the cold sweat behind his back instantly soaked his shirt: "No, what did I do wrong, you tell me, no matter how bad it is, you have to let me die to understand!"

"Have you forgotten what you just said?"

"What did I say?"

"You said you were going to spank her and you said you were going to eat her. ”

"What's wrong with this, it's normal, I...... Wait, are you talking about "him" or "she"?"

......

Ten minutes later, Niu Erhua's face was slightly red, Zhen Hao breathed a sigh of relief, and Nezha looked loveless.

"You say he's a boy? How could he be a boy so cute. ”

Even though Zhen Hao had explained countless times, Niu Erhua, Wang Daoxiang, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing still looked at Nezha with a look of surprise, and couldn't believe that Nezha was carrying a handle.

"Still don't believe it, you can let Xu Xian take him back to the house to check and check, Nezha is definitely a genuine pure man. ”

Zhen Hao looked determined, stretched out his hand and vigorously patted Nezha's chest, which could no longer be flat, and the slap made a clattering sound.

"No, no, no!" Before the ladies could speak, Xu Xian saw that Zhen Hao had pulled the topic to his head, and it was such an exciting topic, and they waved their hands again and again with red faces: "We believe, we believe that he is a boy, no need to check again." ”

Nezha: (→_→)

Looking at the many immortals who were obviously full of curiosity about Nezha's body and eager to try, but because Bai Suzhen was present, he could only say no to his conscience, Zhen Hao couldn't help but pout.

A bunch of duplicitous scumbags!

"Hey, boy, tell them if you're a man or a girl. Zhen Hao put his arm on Nezha's shoulder, patted Nezha's chest, and raised his chin at Niu Erhua and his party, giving Nezha a chance to prove that he was a pure master.

......

Continuing to be silent and silent, Nezha said that he did not want to answer such a bad question.

"If you don't say it, I'll rip off your pants and let you make a name for yourself in front of the immortals in the heavenly court!"

After that, in order to prove that he is a person who can do what he says, Zhen Hao directly reached out and grabbed Nezha's pants.

Seeing that Zhen Hao understood the real character, Nezha's face changed slightly, and he grabbed his pants and resisted desperately.

However, resistance is in vain, under Zhen Hao's ill-intentioned pull, even if Nezha exerts his strength to eat, his pants are still slowly sliding, although slow, but unshakable.

"Male! I'm male!

struggled to no avail, in order to protect his reputation, Nezha finally gave in, and cried the fact that he was a boy.

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