The Macallan Bar.

"Oh, my god! Time flies so fast that Matthew and Lily are engaged. ”

Ted looked at Matthew and Lily's greasy energy, his eyes full of emotion and impulsiveness: "I decided!"

"No!"

Adam and Barney shouted in unison.

"Well, well, heroes see the same thing. ”

Barney looked at Adam triumphantly, looking at like-minded brothers.

"I haven't even said it, so you're going to deny it?"

Ted disgruntled.

"You don't know why Barney likes to go to weddings so much, do you?"

Adam asked rhetorically.

"For bridesmaids. ”

Ted wondered, "But what does this have to do with negating my unspoken decision?"

"It's a big deal. ”

Adam joked: "At the wedding scene, the bridesmaids are affected by the happy and romantic atmosphere, and they are more likely to be poisoned by Barney, and now the romantic atmosphere of Matthew and Lily's engagement will also affect you, so don't make any decisions at this time." ”

Barney was not ashamed, but proud, nodding and smiling, deeply agreeing.

"You equate me with a bridesmaid?"

The corners of Ted's mouth twitched.

"Oh, Ted, romantically and sensually, you are no different from the bridesmaids, even the best of them, so you are more affected than they are. ”

Adam said solemnly, "I don't believe you ask Lily about them." ”

"No!"

Ted glanced at Lily, saw her tilt her head and smiled, then looked at Matthew, who was shrugging and smiling, and exclaimed incredulously, "I can't believe that you look at me like that?"

"There's nothing wrong with being romantic and sensual, that's your strength. ”

Lily explained, "Compared to straight steel, a lot of girls dream of a boy like you. ”

"It's not just girls. ”

Adam teased.

"Well said, give me a high-five!"

Barney laughed and held out his palm to high-five Adam in celebration.

Adam sensed Barney's expectation, and thought that he had been very honest lately, at least he had never deliberately distorted his words, and then did something excessive, so he smiled and high-fived him.

"Hi bro, what are you going to decide?"

Matthew is Ted's best buddy in the end, seeing that Ted is a little depressed, he couldn't help but ask.

"You and Lily are now engaged, and from now on, Matthew and Lily and me will become Matthew and Lily and me. ”

Ted glanced at his old iron gratefully, in the end, Lao Tie would feel sorry for people, and the decision he had just brewed came to his mind again, and said: "I'm tired of this kind of life, and I'm going to start looking for my true daughter." ”

In the same sentence, the pause in intonation means a different meaning.

"No !!"

As soon as Barney heard this, he exploded: "Ted is crazy, hurry up and call 911!"

"Look, the typical bridesmaid impulse. ”

Adam shrugged.

"Ted, the relationship between the three of us will never change, it will always be Matthew and Lily and Ted. ”

Matthew reassured.

"I know. ”

Ted said insincerely, "I just don't want your children to call me Uncle Ted, the old bachelor. ”

"I don't think you're ready, it's better to play with Banido for a few years. ”

Adam suggested.

"Thank you!"

Barney grabbed Adam's hand and thanked him with a pompous expression.

"I'm ready. ”

Ted retorted.

"You're ready, but you're ready to hurt good girls. ”

Adam pouted: "You have this idea to look for the girls you meet, and the girls you meet have changed from nine bad and one good in the past to all good, but you can guarantee that after fishing them up with the same impulse for love and marriage as you, your feelings will not change? ”

"I ......"

Ted said with a sneer: "Love is like this, how can you find your true destiny at one time?"

"It's okay to just fall in love, and even Barney's real game flowers don't matter. ”

Adam smiled and said, "After all, everyone knows each other in their hearts, and they are just playing, not serious."

But now you are ready to use the banner of finding true love to get married, and you are provoking all the good girls who are also aroused by your true love to get married.

When the time comes, you don't feel withdrawn, leaving a scarred good girl.

This kind of scumbag is far more like Barney, are you sure you want to do this?"

"Hey!"

When Barney heard this, he tightened his tie and raised his head, "No one can compare to Barney Stinson." ”

"I ......"

Ted was speechless, most of the emotion and impulse of Matthew and Lily's engagement had dissipated before.

His discipline is still there.

If no one taunts him to his face, or if he continues to taunt him, he should not know that he is the king of scumbags.

But once the scum is exposed, he can't be Barney's shameless and clear scum.

"Looks like you still have points in mind. ”

Adam smiled: "That's good, remember this feeling, play with Barney for a few more years, and when you are completely tired of playing, then talk about true love." ”

In my previous life, I watched the romance of my parents in American dramas, and I was deeply impressed by the plot of Ted breaking up with a message to his girlfriend on the phone on his girlfriend's birthday.

When he called, his girlfriend's friends and relatives were hiding at his girlfriend's house, ready to give his girlfriend a surprise birthday party.

Everyone squatted there, and after listening to Ted's scumbag words, they were at a loss to welcome the arrival of Ted's ex-girlfriend with a surprised face, and the scene was ......

If it's just this, it's just an ordinary scumbag.

The point is that Ted was stimulated by Matthew and Lily to pursue true love, and then looked back and found that this ex-girlfriend was perfect, so he pursued it again.

Ted's romance makes his ex-girlfriend irresistible and reunites with him.

Then, after a few weeks, Ted's impulse dissipated, and when Ted's ex-girlfriend, who had been desperate for love for several years, regained hope in love, Ted suddenly broke up again.

Of course, this time it improved, not to break up with a phone message, but to break up with her in person on her birthday.

Fortunately, in the past few years, she has only been in vain, and she has been practicing Zira Maga.

Enraged, she directly taught Ted how to be a person, and also let him know that Zira Maga is not yoga, but a special boxing technique invented by the Israeli army for street guerrilla warfare......

This is just one of the typical behaviors of Ted's scumbag king, and the list goes on.

A good man (scum) person (male) is me, and I am a good man (scum) man (male)!

"Listen to him. ”

Barney put his arm around Ted and said solemnly, "This guy is a doctor!"

“......”

Ted didn't want to talk anymore.

"For Matthew and Lily!"

Adam raised his glass: "Cheers!"

“cheers！”

Seeing this, Ted could only suppress the depression in his heart and clink glasses with everyone.