Chapter 328: Fighting Poison with Poison!!
After solving the matter of the slag appraiser, Jiang Chen continued to run errands.
I scanned the list and found a special order.
Order content: [I found out that my son is a licking dog, and I have tried many methods but can't save him. 】
Jiang Chen: "......"
What is a dog licking?
That is a person who is desperate to please other people, knowing that the other party does not like him, and repeatedly pleasing the other party, and still thinking about making up for it, and thinking that the other party likes him.
This order is challenging!
I took it!
Take the order.
Soon, Jiang Chen came to a shopping mall and met the task customer, an aunt in her forties.
Jiang Chen came to her: "Auntie, hello, I'm an errand ......"
The aunt was delighted: "You are finally here, I hope you can find a way to save my son, I have tried many ways but it can't work." ”
Jiang Chen nodded: "Can you tell me about the matter?"
The aunt nodded, and then began to speak.
His son's name is Chen Hui, and three months ago, he met a woman who was very beautiful, and then he got out of control and fell in love with her.
"This is his diary, you can take a look at it, although I know it's illegal, but I don't want my son to be so fascinated by a woman that he forgets that he is a person. ”
Auntie said angrily.
Apparently angry about the contents of this diary.
Jiang Chen wondered how angry his aunt was, and couldn't help but open the diary curiously.
- March 2, fine. [Today I still sent you a message as usual to report on my daily work, and you finally replied to me with four words: "Mmmm, okay". You're starting to be willing to perfunctory me, I'm so moved and flattered. I'm willing to message you every day. Even if you scold me every day, I don't feel annoyed. 】
- March 3rd, cloudy. [You didn't reply to my message last night, under my tireless harassment, you are finally willing to return to me, you say "get out!", there must be some meaning in this, I thought about it for a long time, rolling is three points of water, which means that your thoughts about me are also as turbulent as rolling water, I was moved to cry, I don't know what you are doing now, I miss you very much. 】
- March 4, cloudy. [Last night, she played a game with her friend and the big guy, and she replied to me: Silly B, I thought about what this means? Sha stupid, oh she means to say I'm stupid, then B is what Baby means, it turns out that she is calling me a stupid baby, such a doting tone, I don't believe it for a while, in fact, she also likes me, right]
- March 5, rain. [It was a little cold tonight, I thought there was no one on the street, but I was caught just stealing an electric car, I wanted to resist, but the police said honestly don't move, and I immediately gave up resisting, because I remember she said: "She likes honest people. ”】
Licking the Dog Diary (continued)
- March 6, cloudy. [Yesterday I still sent her a lot of messages as usual, today she finally replied to me with five words "annoying or annoying, you", she began to care about whether I felt annoyed, I was so moved, flattered, not annoyed, not annoyed, she scolded me every day I will not feel annoyed. 】
- March 7, rain. [I sat by the window and sent her 99 messages, she finally agreed to reply to me, she said, "Send your mother!" I cried at once, it turned out that the effort was really useful, she had already begun to think about wanting to see my mother, and she liked me a lot. 】
- March 8, fine. [Just a red envelope, she received it very quickly, but she didn't reply to me for a long time. I thought she might have been so moved that I sent her something nice to eat at noon. What replied to me was a red exclamation mark, red represents love, she must be embarrassed to say it, so she used this euphemistic way to express her love for me, I love you too. 】
- March 9th, fine. [Today, I found a wet toilet paper in the garbage she dumped, and I quickly took the toilet paper to soak in water and drink, I knew that there was her smell in it. 】
Jiang Chen: "......"
Seeing this, Jiang Chen couldn't stand it anymore.
Especially the last one, soak in water and drink......
Wori, it's a little nauseous, nauseous, and wants to vomit.
This cliff is a final licking dog.
No, it should be - the ultimate licking dog!
How to save this kind of licking dog?
Jiang Chen is also a bit of a Muggle.
"Auntie... Your son, I think ......."
"Isn't it hopeless... Hey, I know that woman in him is very poisonous......" Speaking of this, the aunt sighed.
Suddenly, Jiang Chen had a flash of inspiration.
He thought of a solution.
The woman in this diary is obviously a green tea master, so you can find another green tea master.
You can fight poison with poison!
Moreover, this mission, a bit special.
Maybe you can do a special hidden event.
Thinking of this, Jiang Chen no longer hesitated.
"Auntie, in this way, I took this task first, but I don't know if I can succeed. ”
Auntie said happily: "Thank you, young man, you can be the best, and I don't blame you if you can't make it." ”
After speaking, he transferred 5,000 yuan to Jiang Chen.
Heroism!
This aunt must have a little money!
The aunt left his son's information.
"Which green tea should I find?"
Jiang Chen met a lot of green tea, but he didn't leave a phone number on his phone.
That's when ...
Jiang Chen subconsciously glanced around the mall.
"Huh..."
Jiang Chen suddenly saw a familiar figure.
"Isn't this the senior green tea-fitness girl Liu Lan?"
This Liu Lan, Jiang Chen is very familiar, he put on a blind date, he was pitted by Jiang Chen for dinner with Su Xiaoxiao, and Jiang Chenkeng was pitted for fitness live broadcast......
It's an acquaintance.
At this time, Liu Lan was leaning against the corridor fence on the third floor of the mall, chatting with another girl who was average in appearance but also a little cute, and pointed to a boy downstairs who was drinking coffee from time to time.
Jiang Chen walked over and was about to say hello. Love Me eBook
Outcome...
When he heard Liu Lan's words, he slammed his feet.
At this time, Liu Lan was teaching the cute girl the Dafa of beheading men:
"I think the guy in your picture (the guy at the coffee downstairs) is an honest man...... You wait a minute......
"When you talk to him, you mainly listen, make him mistakenly think that you are spitting lotus witty words, and give him some confidence......"
"But it's not enough to just talk, you have to give him a chance to take the bait, for example: even if you can carry a bucket of water with one hand, you have to pretend that you can't unscrew the bottle cap. Even if you learn to be rich and rich, you have to pretend that you don't understand anything, you are scheming, and you have to pretend to be a pure white little sheep Chu Chu is pitiful. ”
"Every time he performs, you have to express your admiration for him with your most adoring gaze and the most sneering tone. ”
"Next, you can move on to the next step, money!! This can make him think that you are a sensible and distressing little girl. ”
"At this time, these men obviously want you to make a promise in their hearts, but at this time they will be more virgin than Maria, and then under your guidance, they will say the words that lead them into the abyss: 'I will do everything for you willingly!'
After listening to this, the girl was stunned.
And so much more?
At this time, pop pop ~~~
Applause rang out from behind.
Jiang Chen applauded, smiling and admiring, and gave green tea Liu Lan a thumbs up.
"Awesome, professional enough, I'm convinced!"
Liu Lan turned around and saw Jiang Chen.
"It's you?!"
At first, he was angry, but when he thought of Jiang Chen's money ability, he quickly smiled.
"Brother Chen, what a coincidence. ”
"Liu Lan, who is this handsome guy? so handsome!" The girl next to her tugged at Liu Lan's sleeve, and the excitement in her eyes was about to overflow.
Liu Lan ignored her.
It's too late for her to talk to Jiang Chen, how can she introduce it to other women?
Jiang Chen got straight to the point: "I'm here to ask you to help me do something." ”
Liu Lan smiled: "What does Brother Chen need me to do?" As long as I Liu Lan can do it, I will not refuse." ”
Jiang Chen: "Help me make a boy, that boy was fascinated by another green tea, you are also a green tea, just fight poison with poison, and snatch him over." ”
Am I a green tea?
Liu Lan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
Brother Chen, you're really welcome to speak!
Aren't you afraid that I won't help with this?
I, Liu Lan, am also very good-tempered!
Jiang Chen: "Give me a word, whether I can help or not." ”
Liu Lan was categorical: "Help! How can you not help?!"
Are you kidding!
The big guy asked you to do something, but you still dare not do it?
After the current affairs are completed, are you afraid that the big guy will not have money to reward you?
Jiang Chen nodded with satisfaction: "That's fine, after the matter is completed, I won't treat you badly......"
Jiang Chen handed the information of licking dog Chen Hui to Liu Lan.
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Huguang West County Community.
At the entrance of the community, the security booth.
Licking dog Chen Hui was wearing a security uniform, standing at the gate with a sweet face.
Today, he successfully applied for a security guard in the community where the goddess lived, so that he could see the goddess every day!
Make a call to the goddess.
Unexpectedly, this time the goddess took it in an unprecedented second!
"Hey, dear, when are you coming?"
"I ......"
At this moment, Chen Hui was already speechless with excitement!
I almost exploded in my heartbeat and died on the spot!
As a result, before Chen Hui could speak, the goddess suddenly said:
"Why are you, it's disgusting!"
Then hung up Chen Hui's phone.
Chen Hui: "???"
Disgusting?
What do you mean?
After thinking about it for half an hour, he finally solved the mystery of the goddess, and he understood!
"Hahaha~ This is what it means, the first half of the goddess must be because she feels too numb, and the second half is because the goddess is unwell and wants to vomit...... The goddess seems to be in poor health, no, I have to buy her anti-emetic medicine!"
Like a cheerful little bird, Chen Hui went to the pharmacy to buy medicine and delivered it to the goddess's doorstep.
He knew that the goddess would not open the door, so he put the medicine at the door and left.
On the way back, the more Chen Hui thought about it, the more excited he became!
"Hahaha~~ I'm one step closer to the goddess!"