"Son, are you in love? really?!

What is your name, where does you live, and how old is it?

What does it belong to, which zodiac sign, what is the birth date? What do parents do, and how much bride price do they have to prepare?"

As soon as he heard that his son was actually in love, there was an exclamation from the other side, followed by a series of inquiries.

Zhang Zhiqin's forehead was full of black lines, and he said helplessly:

"Your Excellency, how can I answer so many questions?

Guo Shuxian immediately fired:

"You kid, suddenly fell in love, of course I have to ask carefully!

You are still young and don't understand at all, it is very important for the birth date to coincide, and there are two people with signs and constellations, they must be compatible!"

Zhang Zhiqin scratched his head in distress, which is why he has always been reluctant to tell his parents that he is in love.

My mother has a strong personality, and she always thinks that he is a child, and she even cares about what color underwear he wears, let alone falling in love.

In the past, there were many enthusiastic people who wanted to introduce Zhang Zhiqin to the object, but first they all had to pass the pass of the Empress Dowager Guo.

What is the eight characters of birth, the zodiac and constellations are all calculated, no matter how good the girl is, once she finds out that she is not in harmony with Zhang Zhiqin's "attributes", she will be directly PASSED at this level.

And not only that, Guo Shuxian is also very strong at home, even if Zhang Zhiqin's father became a section chief in the government unit, he can only call himself "Little Zhangzi" at home, and respectfully call Guo Shuxian "Queen Mother".

The father and son are cautious at home, for fear that if the Queen Mother is unhappy, then there will be no good life.

Zhang Zhiqin smiled bitterly: "Mom, even if you belong to the physiognomy, why are there constellations?"

"You are still young, you don't understand, now you can't just look at the birth date and the genus, but also look at the constellation, which is called the combination of Chinese and Western, advancing with the times,

Tell your mom first, what is the subject's name, how old is it, what does it look like, and where does he work?"

Zhang Zhiqin coughed and said with a flattering smile:

"Her name is Mo Yan, she is a star agent, she is beautiful, Mom, I will send you a photo of her, you will definitely like her, you wait." ”

After speaking, he sent Mo Yan's photo on WeChat.

Guo Shuxian didn't speak for the time being, probably to see the photos.

A moment later, her voice rang out again:

"It's really good-looking, but how do you feel older than you?"

Zhang Zhiqin sloppy eyes: "That's called mature and sexy, Mom, don't you often say that this is the best way to give birth? She and I will definitely be able to give you a big fat grandson in the future!"

"Well, the figure is very good, and it's still the agent, it sounds quite dignified, son, you are out this time, and you actually found such a good girl. ”

Guo Shuxian does seem to be very satisfied with Mo Yan's appearance and work.

Zhang Zhiqin secretly breathed a sigh of relief and continued:

"Mom, I plan to take her home during the Spring Festival and propose to her, what do you think?"

"Are you planning to get married during the Spring Festival?

Guo Shuxian's voice suddenly became louder again.

Zhang Zhiqin had a headache for a while, and hurriedly explained: "Mom, it's not about getting married, it's that I plan to propose to her, it's a big deal...... Well, Mo Yan doesn't know about this yet!"

"That's not the same as getting married, you first send me this girl's date of birth and birthday, and I'll ask someone to calculate it for you. ”

Guo Shuxian still doesn't forget this set of things.

"This ......"

Zhang Zhiqin knew that he couldn't fool him after all, so he had to report it to the Queen Mother in Mo Yan's birth year.

"What?!"

Sure enough, after hearing Mo Yan's age, Guo Shuxian screamed in surprise.

"Thirty-three years old?seven years older than you?!"

"How can I be seven years old, I will be twenty-seven after the New Year, and I will be only six years older than me. Zhang Zhiqin's heart was empty, and he muttered in a low voice.

"What's only six years older, this girl's birthday is January, and she will be thirty-four in two months, a month more than seven years older than you!"

Empress Dowager Guo's voice became louder and louder, and she shouted at Zhang Zhiqin:

"Son, are you dizzy? Find someone who is so much older?"

Zhang Zhiqin was so noisy that his eardrum hurt, so he took the phone away from his ear a little, and then explained:

"Mom, as the saying goes, a female junior holds a gold brick, although Mo Yan is a few years older than me, she is very good to me, and she is very meticulous in her work, much better than those young girls. ”

"What's good?!, I ask you, is she ever married?"

Guo Shuxian didn't listen to her son at all, and asked directly.

"Uh......"

Zhang Zhiqin said helplessly:

"Sort of, but Mo Yan just ripped off the certificate with her ex-boyfriend and didn't do anything, the man cheated on the wedding, and they divorced on the day they got married!"

Guo Shuxian paused, obviously shocked by Mo Yan's experience, but quickly said:

"That's what she told you, son, older women are very good at deceiving little boys, don't be fooled!

She is so beautiful, how can she be in her thirties and not have a man, maybe the children are several years old, but you don't know!"

"Mom!" Zhang Zhiqin couldn't help but raise her voice and interrupted Guo Shuxian.

"I already have that kind of relationship with Mo Yan, so I know that she and I are really the first time!"

"That's not going to work either!!"

Empress Dowager Guo's voice was louder than him:

"Your mother is not yet fifty yet! If you marry me a daughter-in-law who is almost forty, what shall I call her?

Call me a daughter or a big sister? If people call me Mom, I won't dare to answer!

Do you want our family to be laughed at by others?!

When I am sixty in the future, your wife will be almost fifty, and if I am seventy, your wife will be almost sixty.

In the future, will you not only provide for me, but also for your wife?

Also, the older a woman gets, the more difficult it is to have a child, and even if she is pregnant, it is an advanced pregnant woman, and both the child and the pregnant woman are prone to problems!

This is a lifetime thing, son, you are still young, you don't understand, my mother is from here, you must listen to me!"

Guo Shuxian's mouth was like a machine gun, and she kept talking suddenly, until she finished her abrupt and Zhang Zhiqin found a chance to speak:

"Mom, you're exaggerating, she's seventeen or eighteen years younger than you!

And I have discussed it with Mo Yan, and now we will start having children, absolutely no problem!"

"No way!"

Guo Shuxian said loudly:

"I don't agree, I resolutely disagree! You are not allowed to bring her back during the Chinese New Year, otherwise I, I will divorce your father!"

Then he hung up the phone with a bang.

Zhang Zhiqin still maintained the posture of answering the phone, sat on the bed in a daze, and held back a sentence for a long time:

"Damn, what can I do?"