"Hahahahaha! You deserve it! Who is bad to like, but you like Xiaoyu?"

After learning what happened, Yang Baobao sent a message to Qin Buhuan, who hurriedly rushed back without even buying a cigarette, and the two stood together and laughed at Lu Shangzhi inhumanely.

"Brother Yang, boss, don't talk about the two of you...... I just want to dig a hole in the ground right now......"

patted the other party's shoulder, "Harm~~ It's not a big deal." Bubbles, you know, how handsome they are after taking their eyes off, right, do you know what it was like when the two of them first met?"

Qin Buhuan tidied up his clothes, bent down and made an inviting gentleman's etiquette, his expression was very exaggerated

"Oh, this beautiful girl, may I have the honour to invite you to join me in pressing the road?"

"Hahahaha!"

Out of revenge, Lu Shangzhi deliberately patted his thighs and laughed on the sofa, completely ignoring the gloomy face of the person concerned.

"Boss!!!, you promised me not to tell !! out."

"Oh, yes? Did I say that?"

Seeing that the killing intent in the other party's eyes was getting stronger and stronger, Qin Buhuan hurriedly coughed and activated the skill: Change the topic of the divine skill, "Uh~ What's that?, what's wrong with Xiao Lu's ability?"

"Hmph!" he walked back to his desk and pointed his computer monitor at the group, "Strictly speaking, this thing doesn't belong to any known healing power in the world, and if you had to classify it, it should be classified as an activated one. ”

After speaking, Yang Bubble got up and took out a can of beer from the refrigerator and put it in front of everyone, "Inject your ability into it, not too much, just a little light." ”

Lu Shangzhi nodded, picked up the beer on the table, and the orange light flashed in his hand. It didn't take long for the surface of the beer can to swell irregularly under the noses of the four people.

Bang!, beer sprayed everywhere, and someone who had been prepared for it quietly moved aside from the beginning while everyone's attention was focused on Lu Shangzhi's hand.

Looking at the three people who were drenched in beer, Yang Bubbles suddenly smiled

"This is my revenge!How about it?Isn't it chilling~"

"I don't know, but I know you're going to be cold soon. ”

wiped his face, and saw that the other party didn't understand what he meant, so he hurriedly dragged Xiao Lu, who was also curious, next to him and walked into the bathroom. That's when someone suddenly realized that he might maybe maybe be...... Provoke someone who shouldn't be provoked...... Out of the corner of his eye, he gradually saw a figure standing up from the sofa......

"Yang-bubble-bubble!!"

"Ah!!!!!h

"Alas~Tragedy......"*2

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That is to say...... In fact, my ability is not to heal at all, but to give an object its vitality?"

Rubbing his swollen eye sockets, someone gave a thumbs up, "Correct solution." ”

Lu Shangzhi's face was a little ugly after hearing this, "Why don't you tell me when you say that...... I only feel why my ability is so low now~"

"Low? Where is low?" Qin Buhuan stretched out his hand to interrupt Yang Baobao, he understood that the other party also wanted to say the same thing as himself, but this guy's English accent pronunciation was so strange that sometimes even the person who spoke couldn't listen to it, so it was better to save some snacks and say it yourself.

"It's very low~ give activity or something...... I don't think it's useful. ”

"Nonsense! How can it be useless! Do you know that after Bubbles just talked about your ability, I regarded you as a key surveillance target!"

"Huh, boss, is that an exaggeration?"

"Yes. Shen Xinyu on the side also helped, "Your situation bubble has told me, you think that this ability should be related to your academic qualifications, to put it simply, it is a loss of culture."

Do you remember the days when you came here and I forced you to learn things like conservation of mass?"

"I remember it so much...... It's a nightmare. ”

"Stupid~ You still don't believe that you have suffered the loss of culture! Do you remember my gun?

The bullets in it are all special, you saw the thunder bullet before, I test you now, why do my bullets disperse into multiple beams after receiving your ability bonus, but the power is not very large?"

Lu Shangzhi thought for a while, and replied without hesitation: "It is the law of conservation of mass! No matter what kind of change, increase or decrease in the form of matter, its total mass is unchanged...... I see, no wonder it would be so much less powerful. ......”

"That's right, the purpose of activation is not only these, the function you use for treatment is to make the cells grow forcefully, and the original healing time is accelerated.

In addition, just like the cans just now, this ability can be used to heal and increase the mass of other objects in the same way, and the consequences are obvious: - bang!"

"Wow...... Uh, no, Sister Xiaoyu, there is a conflict between the two you said. Why did the bullet keep its mass unchanged before, but now it is ......"

As he spoke, he suddenly realized something and fell into deep thought, and the latter saw a slight smile

"See? The former is superficially active, and the latter is also active, but it is directly infused into the object itself, destroying its mass balance, so if you used the latter method the other day...... Then my guns will definitely blow up, and we - may have died a long time ago. ”

After saying this, Shen Xinyu continued to pick up the magazine and read it, and Qin Buhuan, who was completely robbed of the conversation, was speechless for a while, just as he was about to show everyone in order to highlight his sense of existence, he suddenly saw Yang Baobao hook his hand towards him, got up and walked over

"What? mysterious?"

"Shh......h Tap, I have two things I want to tell you. ”

"Who did you learn from this grinding and chirping?"

The latter glanced in the direction of the sofa, and after noticing that the two of them had not noticed this side, he said mysteriously

"Do you find it particularly strange, Boss?"

"I think you're very strange now, if you don't release your fart to Lao Tzu, you won't have your share in the hot pot tonight!"

"What?!!! eat hot pot tonight"

As soon as these words came out, the two people with soy sauce suddenly came to life full of vitality, and Qin Buhuan hurriedly waved his hand when he saw it

"Yes, yes, eat hot pot at night, Xiao Lu remember to call your sister together, you two haven't finished work yet, hurry up and read the magazine, read the magazine, and continue to ponder for me." ”

There was an oh from the couch, and it was back to its original state again.

"You're going to die! Shout so loudly! Get down to business!"

"Good, good, my fault, my fault. Oh, yes, don't you think the newcomer's abilities are particularly extreme?!"

"Extreme? What's extreme, you're thinking too much, aren't you?"

"What, na, you see, first of all, his passive skills: a man and a woman, right, the yin and yang twins don't blend with each other. The second is his current ability: the yang side has the ability to give the yin side a magical power similar to the forbidden demon, don't you think...... Is this particularly antagonistic conflict?"

Hearing Yang Baobao say this, Qin Buhuan remembered that he had called Shen Qianqiu a long time ago, what did he say on the phone that day? It seems to say that Lu Shangzhi has a special physique and has been targeted by many people.

"!"

Suddenly, a foul word startled the bubble, which had been hit hard in mind and body

"What's wrong, Boss?"

"I was cheated by Shen Qianqiu's criticism! Eh, don't you have a second thing to say? Hurry up, I'm in a terrible mood right now. ”

"Oh...... Uncle Shen just sent me a text message, saying that he was on his way to the office, and he had prepared knives and pots, and planned to stew you and the newcomer together......"

"Damn, didn't you say it sooner!!"