Chapter 235: The old monster is calculating

Zhou Li didn't go out for a run today, and he has been lying in bed since he changed back with Huaixu.

He slept too late last night, and he wanted to catch up on sleep, but he got into bed and kept playing with his mobile phone, and before he knew it, the slightest smell of vegetables wafted in through the crack in the door.

Li Dumao: I'm going to eat

Zhou Li: I'm going to eat too

Li Dumao: What do you eat?

Zhou Li: I don't know, it's delicious

Li Dumao: Take a picture and show me

Zhou Li: Oh

Turn off your phone.

Huai Xu slumped on the chair on the balcony, but instead of facing outward, he was facing inside, looking at Zhou Li through a glass door. Looking at that posture and that expression, it looks like a waste demon.

"Back to the pot meat, lotus white back to the pot. The waste demon muttered.

"What did you say?" Zhou Li opened the window.

"What have you been talking about all morning?" the waste demon spoke weakly, still slumped in his chair, raising his eyelids to look at him.

"Didn't talk about anything. ”

"Huh, do you want to make love to each other?"

"It's not. ”

"Liars ......"

"Nothing nutritious. Zhou Li thought about it, and it seemed that he really didn't talk about anything, but he unconsciously posted a lot of messages, "What's wrong with you? Why are you half dead?"

"Sorry to ask. I asked you to play games with me, but you didn't play, I asked you to go out for a run, you didn't go, I told you to go out to play with the little demon and you didn't play, you said you want to make up for sleep, is this how you make up for sleep?" The old monster turned his head, and there was nothing to love, "Ming Gong said that what human beings love most is actually themselves, you see, I am what you are now, and as a result, you even dislike yourself." ”

"Reading comprehension is not taught in elementary schools now?"

“...... You're hopeless. The old monster fell silent and began to attack him personally.

“...... You're hopeless!"

"You curse yourself. ”

"You're scolding yourself. ”

"Well, I'm an ugly ghost. ”

“......”

"Aunt Jiang is going to call you to dinner. The old monster said.

"Really?"

“3、2、1......”

As soon as the words fell, Aunt Jiang's voice came from outside: "It's time to eat, it's time to eat......

Zhou Li looked at Huai Xu in surprise.

Huai Xu waved his hand weakly, and his sick appearance even added a bit of a superior demeanor to him: "Aunt Jiang always walks from the kitchen to the living room before she starts shouting, and she always shouts as soon as she walks through the living room, every time she does this, I have found a pattern, amazing, right?"

Zhou Li thought for a while and said, "Next time we go to do business, I'll use your expression." ”

"Awesome, right?" the tone accentuated.

"Awesome. ”

"Hey, it's not worth mentioning~"

"I'm going to eat. ”

"Come in with some cake. ”

"After eating. ”

"Good. ”

Zhou Li walked out.

The table was already full of food, very hearty, with a double birthday cake in the center, a certain monster's favorite cantaloupe and durian flavor, and only a few yellow peaches and strawberries for garnishing.

And generally speaking, whoever buys a cake for their birthday, unless there are many people, they just buy the smallest one, which means something. Besides, their family also likes to eat cakes, Aunt Jiang is okay, Zhou Li doesn't like to eat, Lao Zhou is healthy, and he rarely eats high-calorie food like cakes. And this cake is exceptionally big.

The corners of Zhou Li's mouth twitched, and he took out his mobile phone to take pictures.

Aunt Jiang hurriedly beckoned him over and sat in his usual seat, and then she hurriedly began to insert candles with Zhu Shuangzhu Bing, and the dumplings sat upright at the corner of the table, looking at them curiously.

Lao Zhou is very Buddhist, and so is Zhou Li, usually they feel a little embarrassed about these messy things.

And too lazy to do it.

However, Aunt Jiang is very particular about the sense of ceremony.

So do the blessings.

Now it seems that Zhu Bing is the same.

The three of them quickly filled the nineteen candles, and took another candle from the gas stove and lit them one by one.

Zhou Li didn't say anything.

Tuanzi cautiously walked along the edge of the table, walked in front of Zhou Li, and next to him, with a pair of big eyes: "Zhou Li, what are they doing here?"

"Cake. ”

"Dango-sama knows about the cake, what is it one by one?"

"Candles. ”

"It's so beautiful, it looks like chocolate...... Dango-sama knows about candles, so why do you have candles on the cake?"

"Ignition. ”

"Why light the fire?"

"Candles are ordered for birthdays. Zhou Li carefully picked her up and put her in his arms for a while, "After lighting the candle and blowing it out, of course you are just a kitten and don't know." ”

"Why do you want to do this?" said Tuanzihu.

"I don't know. Zhou Li buried his face in her hair and whispered.

"Oh, Zhou Li is a fool. ”

"Dango-sama is also stupid. ”

"The big man of the group is not!"

"Good ......"

When a person and a cat were talking, Aunt Jiang had already handed the paper crown attached to the cake to Lao Zhou, Lao Zhou was close to Zhou, he helped Zhou Li put it on with a disgusted face, and then the birthday song sounded.

Tuanzi's eyes were wide open, she twisted her head, sometimes looking at Zhou Li wearing a crown, sometimes looking at the cake with candles and burning, sometimes at Aunt Jiang, Zhu Shuang, Zhu Bing who clapped her hands and sang, and Lao Zhou, who had a small mouth and even pretended to be very unprofessional, her expression was a little dull.

"It's fun!" "Tuanzi scratched Zhou Li's neck with his paws, but didn't stretch his nails.

"Make a wish. Aunt Jiang said.

Zhou Li obediently closed his eyes, folded his hands, silently poured dozens of sounds, walked a form, and blew out the candle when he opened his eyes.

Zhu Shuanghe and Zhu Bing were naughty and immediately applauded.

Tuanzi writhed in Zhou Li's arms, his eyes shining: "Tuanzi also wants to play." ”

Zhou Li asked while dividing the cake, "What is the birthday of the dango?"

"A few ......"

A few people on the side only thought it was funny when they heard it, Zhou Liai and Tuanzi talked, they didn't think it was strange - Zhu Shuang has been doing this, and they have long been used to it.

"Give. ”

Zhou Li gave the first cake to Aunt Jiang.

The second copy is given to Lao Zhou.

Then he looked down at the dumplings: "What do you want to eat, do you want to eat durian?"

"That's poisonous!"

"Oh......"

So Zhou Li avoided durian, cut a little bread for her, dipped in a little cream and a little jam, and picked half a strawberry and put it on it, which can be said to be very intimate.

Rao is like this, the dumplings also got close and sniffed and sniffed, sniffed and sniffed, and pulled twice with his paws to make sure that there was no durian smell on it before he took his mouth.

Then there was Zhu Bing and Zhu Shuang, and finally himself.

In this way, a cake is about a quarter, and according to Zhou Li's speculation, it is estimated that there are two-thirds left.

After that, it was finally time to eat.

Because there were very few cakes shared, only a loss, and there was still room in her stomach after the dumplings were eaten, so Zhou Li sandwiched some salt-baked chicken and braised beef for her, in order to avoid Zhu Shuang saying that Zhou Li gave her junk food. It's a pity that after the dumplings were finished, they still clamored for Zhou Li to make her a bowl of fish soup and rice.

Meal.

Zhou Li brought almost the entire layer above the cake into the room, and brought a few plates.

He carefully cut off three pieces to ensure that there were enough fruits on them, and carefully arranged them, and then said to Huaixu: "Can you help me send one to Brother Nan and two more to Zheng Zhilan." ”

"Afternoon ......"

"I'll play games with you!"

"That's right!" Huai Xu nodded, still dissatisfied in his heart, "You can't forget your friends just because you're in love, you know, Li Dumao is just Li Dumao, and I'm different, I'm a forest alone." ”

“...... Go and go back. ”

Zhou Li had a few black lines on his forehead.