Chapter 164: Bi Ma Wen
"That's right, your dish is doing well, you can make me a new dish to try in the evening!"
Sun Wukong was not polite at all, Lin Han saw that this WeChat was also a black line, and he remembered that after being promoted to a senior apprentice, he could contact the immortals!
"Are you immortals all playing WeChat now?"
"Of course, keep up with the times! You cook well, I won't treat you badly, I heard that the god of food gave you a fig seed, right?"
"yes, what's wrong?"
Lin Han was stunned, could it be that the monkey wanted to eat figs?
"Then you go and cook, and I'll reward you with something good!"
"Okay, as long as it's not monkey hair!"
"Idiot, my grandson's monkey hair is not wanted by others in the heavenly court!"
“......”
Lin Han was speechless, and after thinking about it, let's go cook for the monkey first!
In fact, he has always been very puzzled, a good monkey does not eat bananas but wants to eat stir-fried vegetables, what does it mean?
Fortunately, Li Fei and the others didn't smash the kitchen, Lin Han got out of bed and walked directly into the kitchen and fried a braised pork ribs for Sun Wukong.
Soon, an enticing aroma came out of the kitchen......
After frying the braised pork ribs, Lin Han took out his mobile phone and scanned the code for Sun Monkey, and the dish disappeared!
As soon as he turned around and was about to go back to rest, he saw Niuniu standing at the kitchen door, staring at him and spitting.
"Brother Han, what are you frying, it's so fragrant!" asked Niu Niu with a small mouth.
"Uh...... Didn't you sleep?"
"I was asleep, but I dreamed that Brother Han told me to get up and eat something delicious, and I woke up!"
“......”
Lin Han was speechless, what is a foodie, this is a qualified snack, you can dream of eating!
"Niu Niu, are you hungry?"
"Uh-huh, my little belly is deflated, look at Brother Han. Niuniu rubbed her little belly after speaking, as if it was really sunken!
"Okay, I'll give you a fried egg fried rice!" Lin Han smiled bitterly, but he still woke up this girl.
"yes, Brother Han, you're so good!"
Niuniu was so happy when she heard that she ran over and hugged Lin Han's thighs, which was very clingy.
Deng Xu was very depressed tonight, he smelled the aroma of braised pork ribs not long after he fell asleep, and after a while, he smelled the aroma of egg fried rice, which almost drove him crazy!
Boss Lin released poison again at night, and let people not sleep!
Complaining is complaining, the gluttonous worms in his stomach have been hooked out, so he can only run to the kitchen and turn out a bucket of Master Kong's braised beef noodles......
The next morning, Lin Han woke up early, and he first went to the courtyard to practice a set of Zixia Duel.
After the practice, Niuniu also got up, and the little girl was sleepy, and sat on the bed stupidly to empty herself.
"Niuniu, come with me to the hospital to visit Sister Dandan today, and then go to the countryside to play, okay?" Lin Han walked over, pinched Niuniu's pink little face and smiled.
"Hmm......" Niuniu still looked ignorant.
"Get up, let's go to breakfast!"
Hearing that he was eating breakfast, the little guy instantly came back to life, jumped out of bed and ran to the bathroom, not even caring about his beloved second dog.
During the time when he was waiting for Niuniu to wash, Lin Han's WeChat message came, and it was sent by Sun Wukong:
"Lin boy, I've sent you a baby, go and take a look, you'll definitely like it!"
"Really!?Thank you, Great Sage!"
Lin Han was overjoyed when he saw this information, and Sun Monkey said that he would definitely like it, could it be some great magic weapon?
Before he had time to think about it, Lin Han hurriedly took out the Qiankun bag from the bedside table, reached in and took out a rather heavy burlap bag.
"What the hell is this?"
Lin Han frowned, untied the burlap bag and looked inside, but he almost didn't vomit!
I saw that there was a slimy, black-brown inside!!
"it! Sun Monkey is too unkind, Lao Tzu cooks for him to eat, and he gives me a lump of ...... No, so much?" Lin Han almost wanted to scold his mother.
In a hurry, he took out his mobile phone and directly replied to Sun Wukong on WeChat:
"Great Sage, what you said I would like is that bag of poop!?"
"yes, don't you like it?" Sun Wukong replied in seconds.
“......”
Lin Han is going crazy, and he says he likes your sister!
Those black poops, unless they are psychopathic, who would like that thing?
However, he didn't dare to send these words, so he had to grit his teeth and say: "Great Sage, can you change something else, you will have no friends if you do it like this!"
"You idiot!"
Sun Wukong scolded directly in WeChat: "If your figs want to bear fruit in the mortal world, they must have the feces of the spirit beasts of the heavenly court, understand?"
"There is still such a thing, Great Sage, I don't read much, don't lie to me!" Lin Han looked confused.
"What are you lying about! This kind of spiritual dung is still the private work of my grandson when he raised horses in the heavenly court, and it can nourish all kinds of herbs in the mortal world!"
“......”
Lin Han was completely collapsed when he saw this sentence, this monkey is too heavy-mouthed, what is not good to store horse manure, no wonder so many people in Heavenly Court call him Bi Ma Wen......
Unexpectedly, Sun Wukong was quite 'warm-hearted', and told Lin Han about the benefits of horse manure one by one.
It turns out that the figs in the heavenly court are relatively special, different from fairy rice and the like, it needs to be watered by Ganlin fairy dew, or cultivated with spiritual dung, otherwise it will not bear fruit.
And figs cultivated with spiritual dung will have more abundant aura, and the fruit trees will grow much faster!
In the end, Lin Han was embarrassed, he felt that a lump of horse manure was about to become a golden lump when Sun Wukong said this!
"Great Sage, can that spiritual dung be used on mortal plants?" Lin Han asked curiously.
"Of course you can, I said it can nourish the herbs!, but it's too wasteful for a treasure like spirit dung to be used on mortal plants, understand?"
"Uh...... Got it!"
Lin Han pursed his lips disdainfully, he suspected that Sun Wukong was exaggerating, no matter how it was, it was not a lump of poop, where did it come from......
At this moment, Niuniu came back after washing, and when she saw Lin Han playing with her mobile phone, she couldn't help but shout:
"Brother Han, when are we going to see Sister Dandan?"
"Oh, let's go have breakfast first, and we'll go when we're done!"
Lin Han put away his mobile phone, took Niuniu's little hand and walked out, the two had breakfast at the street corner and then took a taxi to the hospital.
On the way, Lin Han called Yamaguchi and learned that Li Dandan had been transferred to the general ward, and he was also a lot more relieved.
After a while, the taxi stopped at the entrance of the hospital's inpatient department, and Lin Han quickly found Li Dandan's ward after giving the money and holding Niuniu, to his surprise, this Nizi actually lived in a single room!
"Dandan, are you alright?"
Lin Han walked into the ward and found that Li Dandan was lying on the bed reading a magazine, not at all like the person who escaped death last night.
"Lin Han, Niuniu, why are you here so early!" Li Dandan saw Lin Han coming, and a charming smile appeared on his face: "I heard Dean Yang say that you saved me yesterday?"
"Uh...... Yes!"
Lin Han nodded slightly, it was useless for so many people to deny it when they saw him.