Chapter 276: Actually, it's salvation
Zhang Tong really didn't expect Chen Xiaomei's report on the task she gave so quickly.
He just told Chen Xiaomei the day before, and he hoped that Chen Xiaomei could help him observe Zhang Moxuan's affairs. As a result, only a day later, Chen Xiaomei had already sent a message to him about his dynamic superhuman identity.
Say that there are important things to say to yourself. How many important things can I and Chen Xiaomei need to contact, in the final analysis, there is only one, and that is about Zhang Moxuan.
So Zhang Tong put on a dynamic superman outfit again and went to Chen Xiaomei's dormitory to find out from her, what did Chen Xiaomei observe?
Does Zhang Moxuan like men, or does he like women? Or does he like both men and women?
"I don't know what to say. It's really hard to describe. Chen Xiaomei held a glass of ice Coke, snorting and inhaling, while thinking about how to tell the dynamic superman in front of her about Zhang Moxuan's special situation.
Zhang Tong asked with some curiosity: "What are the special circumstances of the special situation? You will never say that this man likes both men and women, or that he does not like both men and women?"
Zhang Tong boldly speculated about the special situation that Chen Xiaomei said. If Zhang Moxuan likes both men and women, then things are actually easier to do, so Lao Song still has a chance to hold a beautiful man.
In that case, he can also send his most sincere blessings to the two of them, wishing them to grow old together and have a noble son. Well, it seems that something is wrong?
Of course, it is also possible that the troublesome thing is that Zhang Moxuan does not like men or women, and he is a completely desireless guy, so it will be more troublesome. Just like Mark, who was mentally sterilized by Chen Xiaomei, people have no desires now. Even the skill of defending the mosaic wall has broken through and become a real crystal wall.
If this is the case, then Chen Xiaomei must use her aphrodisiac function to stimulate Zhang Moxuan's lust, otherwise Zhang Moxuan will not fall in love with anyone.
But if you say so, then you let Chen Xiaomei urge his lust for Song Renjie, which can be regarded as a good deed. After all, it's boring to live alone until you're old, isn't it? It's always good to have a companion, whether he's a man or a woman, right? A good friend can also be a quilt for a lifetime, and it's good.
Zhang Tong thought that his speculation was already very bold, but after Chen Xiaomei drank all the ice Coke, she put the Coke glass down heavily, shook her head, sighed, and said, "The actual situation is more complicated than you imagined." ”
"If you really want to pursue this man named Zhang Moxuan, what I found is both good and bad for you. ”
Hearing Chen Xiaomei say this, Zhang Tong immediately waved his hand and said, "No~No~No! I don't want to pursue Zhang Moxuan at all." I just have a friend who loves him a lot. ”
Chen Xiaomei had an expression of "I know very well that you have a friend, everyone has friends, I know I know".
"Well, whether it's you or your friend, I need to tell you one thing. That is, Zhang Moxuan's emotions are more complex than you and your friends can imagine, hundreds, thousands, and ten thousands. ”
Chen Xiaomei said that the matter was very serious, which made Zhang Tong slightly stunned.
"So, how complicated can it be, what is it? You can't tell me that he's not really human, can you? Zhang Tong immediately had some bad associations.
Because he remembered what Chen Xiaomei did back then, making a peerless strong man fall in love with a tree or something, and then this strong man hugged that tree and wanted to live with this big tree, the dead sea and the rocks rotted or something, it made people feel their scalp tingle when they thought about it.
I couldn't stand it anymore, so I cut down the tree the next day and used it as firewood. This is also the salvation of people from the sea of suffering.
So there is still such a thing as fetishism in this world. Just like Zhang Tong knows, there are many people in this world who love paper people's wives and husbands more than their own real-world girlfriends and boyfriends.
"So Zhang Moxuan is actually his dream lover, which one is in love live?"
He still learned the word live from the Internet, and in the past, the subway in Huaihai painted the entire train with the theme image of love live, and it was difficult for Zhang Tong not to notice this cultural phenomenon.
It is said that on the same day, there were people who took the Love Live theme train with the pillow of the Love Live character image or something.
So in Zhang Tong's opinion, love live is probably the most magical paper man's wife.
"Love live? You really underestimated Zhang Moxuan. Chen Xiaomei chuckled lowly.
"Not to mention love live, I'm afraid that Zhang Moxuan is even the blue route, the ship girl, fate go, the front-line girl, the girl and the chariot, the Honkai Academy, the white album, the memories of autumn, love and producers, etc., all of which have been caught in one net. ”
Chen Xiaomei said a lot of terms that Zhang Tong couldn't understand. Although Zhang Tong knew about the existence of love live because of the indiscriminate bombardment on the Internet, after all, it was still a short time to come back. How could he possibly know all the galgame and paper man wife games?
If Zhang Tong can probably guess that Chen Xiaomeimei's names may all be virtual games or anime.
Zhang Tong scratched his head a little: "According to what you say, Zhang Moxuan is a person who is completely addicted to virtual characters and can't extricate himself? He has no interest in real characters at all? No matter whether the other party is a man or a woman, how handsome and beautiful he is?"
Zhang Tong thought to himself, if this is really the case, it will be bad. There is no way for him to convert Song Renjie from the third dimension to the second dimension. If Lao Song can't be converted into a two-dimensional one, why does Zhang Moxuan like him?
Well, why don't you come out with a two-dimensional comic with Lao Song as the protagonist first? and then two male protagonists, one is Song Renjie and the other is Zhang Moxuan. Then promote this cartoon to Zhang Moxuan. Let Zhang Moxuan fall in love with Song Renjie in the comics first.
Then let Song Renjie appear in the third dimension, can he break through Zhang Moxuan's heart in an instant?
Zhang Tong instantly thought of many ways, and it can be said that his mind turned fast at this moment.
Even he even thought about the artist who drew the comics, that is, Tian Yi, a master who drew indescribable and harmonious comics before. I guess he should be quite stylish in drawing comics, and this plan may be successful.
Zhang Tong felt that this plan was feasible, but Chen Xiaomei interrupted Zhang Tong's thinking, Chen Xiaomei picked up a bag of Huangshan baked cakes in front of Zhang Tong, peeled one off and took a bite, and said while eating: "No, if it's just like this, how can I say that this matter is both a good thing and a bad thing for you." If Zhang Moxuan only likes virtual characters and has no love for real people, then you may really have little chance. ”
"I said, it's not me, it's my friend. Zhang Tong emphasized again.
"Good, good, it's your friend, it's your friend. Chen Xiaomei was extremely perfunctory.
"What I want to tell you is that this man named Zhang Moxuan doesn't just like men, women, and virtual characters. He should be obsessed with anime figures, kittens and puppies, wild animals, all kinds of plants, exhaust pipes, vacuum cleaners, and so on and so forth. ”
Chen Xiaomei really didn't know what to say, because she was quite shy to say it, she could only say her judgment very generally and roughly.
But Zhang Tong looked confused when he heard it. He likes men, likes women, likes virtual characters, is obsessed with anime figures, and even likes flowers and plants, or wild animals, cats and dogs, etc., all of which he can understand.
But like vacuum cleaners and exhaust pipes? What does that mean?
Zhang Tong could only look at Chen Xiaomei with a puzzled expression: "Huh?"
After Chen Xiaomei finished eating the baked cakes, she looked at the dynamic superman in front of her seriously: "Actually, I didn't really want to help you before, because helping people to aphrodisiac or something, I always felt too evil." But now I suddenly feel that in fact, I am actually helping you with this, and making Zhang Moxuan fall in love with you is probably also a way to help him get out of the sea of suffering. I'm willing to help you. It's a good thing. ”
Chen Xiaomei stretched out her hand, wanting to shake hands with Zhang Tong to show her solemnity, and said that she was willing to stand aside with Zhang Tong.
Zhang Tong did not stretch out his hand, but emphasized again: "I said that I am a friend." ”
Chen Xiaomei took the dynamic superhuman hand in front of her and shook it vigorously, and then said very perfunctorily: "Okay, okay, I understand." I know it's your friend, it's your friend, it's not you, you're just a straight man of steel, right?"
Chen Xiaomei grabbed Zhang Tong's hand and shook it vigorously, while thinking to herself: This is probably called a dead duck with a hard mouth.