"What do you mean?" I don't know what he wants me to help with.

"This time I went on a business trip to attend an academic seminar, and I was afraid that your Aunt Yang would be sensitive again, so I said that all the people who went this time were men. "I kind of understand, my father-in-law was afraid that the vinegar jar would be overturned at home, so he deliberately said that all the people who went on this business trip were men, so as not to let my mother-in-law think too much.

Isn't that trying to cover it up? also said that my mother-in-law is sensitive, and I think my father-in-law is more sensitive than her. But this lie has already been sold, so I can only think of a way to round it, and it was originally something that no one knew, so coincidentally, it was a coincidence that my future son-in-law who didn't have a word of eight words was bumped into, which didn't quickly pull me to inspire corruption.

"It's a small matter, and I just don't see anything. But Uncle Su, you can't do this, since you are frank and open, and you are not afraid of shadows, why do you have to make up a lie waiting for others to expose it. ”。

Su Jingting sighed, took out a cigarette from his body, and took out a bottle of black and yellow unknown liquid from a cabinet in the study, with a few cigarette butts soaked in it. This number, or how to say that we are a monster. He handed me a cigarette, and I skillfully lit a fire for him. The two of them each pulled up a chair and sat down.

"You don't want to be me, Xiao Mu, uncle, me and your Aunt Yang, who are college classmates, naturally have nothing to say emotionally. But you can also see that my uncle and I were in school back then, and according to the words of your young people, it was also a school-level character. ”

"Hey, hey, there's something to talk about, don't boast so much. "To be honest, I really didn't see it, Lao Su saw that it was indeed a middle-aged handsome guy, but the school grass was not only handsome, but also had to be a double cultivation of magic and martial arts, all-round sports, playing basketball or something made the little girls scream. But with Lao Su's body, I think he is just a pretty good nerd at best.

"So when I was studying, I could receive a lot of love letters every day, although the way we expressed our feelings at that time was still relatively subtle, but it was a great thing to have love letters. Your Aunt Yang and I were already in love at that time, and I naturally disdained these love letters. But after receiving too many love letters, your Aunt Yang has a heart disease, and since then, she has always suspected that I am not the only one in my heart. ”。

It's amazing, I never thought that I could hide in the study with my future husband and brother and my brother and sister, smoking a cigarette and talking about my emotional journey, and I can't interject. "Naturally, I kept reassuring her, and later, the two of us got married and began to have an eldest daughter, and your Aunt Yang's attention was shifted, and then there was a little girl, and the two children kept her busy, and I have only lived a few comfortable days. ”

"But in recent years, the eldest daughter has got married, and although she occasionally goes home to live, it is less after all. The little girl also graduated, and she was considered a big girl, so she couldn't worry about it, so oh, this attention turned back to me. You say I'm a man of this age, and I'm still doing all sorts of things out there?"

"Besides, even if I dare, our old man is the most serious person, and he can definitely break my leg. But your Aunt Yang is still suspicious, so I can only deal with her like this, so that she will be less suspicious. You don't know, if she knew that I went out with a lesbian, the phone wouldn't stop that day, and she was more diligent than the debt collector. ”

"It's not easy, uncle. "I can quite understand Su Jingting, I have a buddy, that's the case, if our brothers go out for a drink at night, his girlfriend will come to the phone in twenty minutes and ask who you are with, if there is a woman.

Then he hurried home phone call after call. My buddy has been answering the phone all night, and he hasn't drunk much. It made us have a very twisted play, and then every time we went out to play, we had to sneak around, it was supposed to be a matter of drinking and singing, and it was like he was really going out to do something.

"Lao Su, what are you doing, Lao Su, you won't come out if you stay in Xiaomu's study. I heard Aunt Yang's question downstairs, followed by the sound of footsteps going upstairs.

said that it was too late, and then it was fast, and I saw Su Jingting jumping up like a grasshopper, and then threw the cigarette butt away, and accurately threw it into the mineral water bottle in my hand, and when it was over, he also pulled out half of the cigarette butt from my mouth and threw it in, grabbed the mineral water bottle, tightened the lid and stuffed it back into the cabinet, and stacked a lot of books outside before closing it tightly.

Then he pushed the window open, picked up a magazine he didn't know what it was and fanned it back and forth in the room, and the footwork was like a big jump. I was still sitting on the chair with my mouth half open like a dead fish, and he looked at me and mouthed at me, which means that you kid don't be idle, hurry up and fan.

I also stood up immediately, picked up the book and slapped it twice, it didn't make me tired, what kind of book is this, catch up with the thick bricks. I hurriedly put it down, but I couldn't find a magazine as light as his, so I took off my shirt and fanned it out desperately. Lao Su was stunned for a moment, and gave me a thumbs up, which means that you can do it, boy.

He fanned as he moved to the door and opened the lock. Then he stepped up and danced, and the footwork of the great god fanned up all over the room. Listening to the sound of the door lock turning, I thought it was too late to get dressed, so I hurriedly put the clothes on my head, Lao Su was faster, and with a movement of his wrist, the magazine fell steadily on the desk with a spin, and then he pressed me on the stool, and I sat on the side.

When Aunt Yang pushed the door and came in, she saw me sitting on a chair with clothes on my head and my back bare, and Su Jingting was standing next to me and pressing my back rhythmically, asking while pressing, does it hurt here?

Aunt Yang came in and was stunned, "What are you two doing here?" "Oh, Xiao Mu said that I feel pain in my spine recently, I'll press him, young people nowadays, don't pay attention to the body, and often have some occupational diseases, and the lumbar and cervical spine are prone to diseases." ”

"Yes, yes, I just felt uncomfortable on my back, and my uncle said that he could use both hands, so he pressed it for me. Aunt Yang saw that the two of us were singing and harmonizing, and said with a strange face: "Old Su, I didn't know that you would do this." "Learn, just learn, this seminar met a master, just learned two hands, just take Komaki to practice hands." ”

Aunt Yang smiled, suddenly raised her nose and smoked, and then said with a serious face: "Are you two smoking?"

I was about to say no, but Lao Su turned his palm into a fist, poked me in the backbone, and forcibly held back my words. I wondered, and turned my head to look at him, his eyes revealing a sense of determination, and then a hint of sadness. I understand, he is asking a strong man to break his wrist and abandon his pawn to protect the car.

I could only say to Aunt Yang in a curtling manner: "Aunt Yang, I haven't been embarrassed to smoke since I came just now, isn't it, let Uncle take it, and pushed my addiction out, so I smoked one." ”

Aunt Yang said with some disgust: "If you want to smoke, you can smoke, young man, it's stressful." Your uncle also smoked when he was young, but he quit all these years. Okay, if you want to smoke, you can go down and smoke, don't make your uncle angry. ”

Su Jingting still echoed on the side, "Yes, yes, Xiao Mu, cigarettes, if you can, you won't smoke it, after all, it's not good for your health." "My contempt, if he weren't my father-in-law, I would have pointed at his nose and scolded him for being an old liar. I have the heart to tell him about the car ride with Liu Xi at this time.

Su Jingting saw that my face was not good, so he patted me on the back and said, "Put on your clothes and go downstairs to drink tea." I got dressed and smiled at Aunt Yang, and hurriedly walked out of the study. It's just that when I went down the stairs, I seemed to hear the sound of ouch yo yo from the study.

"Did you smoke with it?", "No, no, no, hmm...", "No, how can it taste in your mouth, don't say that you and Xiao Mu are still mouth-to-mouth." "I took half a small one, and Xiao Mu handed it to me... I can't refute the child's face..."

Mom, my mother-in-law is too violent, and it's the first time I've seen someone who verifies whether her husband smokes or not. Hurry up and go, I really can't guarantee that my old man will change his mind and kill me when I hear something I shouldn't have heard.

As soon as I went downstairs, a girl came out of the kitchen, I was stunned, ouch, this can't be my future daughter-in-law, it looks very similar, it's too good-looking, this figure, this smile, ouch yo yo to die, I sniffed, trying to suppress the surging qi and blood.

The girl saw me and smiled: "It's Xiao Mu, why didn't I see you when I came back, and I was in the study with my father?

As soon as she opened her mouth, I knew that I was wrong, this tone should not be my prospective daughter-in-law, it should be my prospective daughter-in-law's sister and sister-in-law. But with her face, you say it's my sister, and there's nothing wrong with it at all.

"Big... Hello big sister. "I don't know which of us is bigger, anyway, I shout with my prospective daughter-in-law. "Haha, what's the name of the eldest sister, how old-fashioned it sounds. My name is Sue, I'm a year older than you, you can just call me Sue. ”

My future daughter-in-law's name is Suer. Isn't it my future father-in-law's name by number? One is called Su Yi, and another one, and then Su Er, but the loss is that there is no more one, or it has to be called Su San, which sounds familiar.