The classmates couldn't help but be a little disappointed when they heard that Tang Qing was just telling jokes, but it was better than nothing, and they all quieted down and looked at Tang Qing expectantly.

Xie Wendong was a little disappointed, he really hoped that Tang Qing would be a little arrogant and resolute, even if he came up and performed a show casually to see him make a fool of himself, he just heard from his classmates that Tang Qing had never known what talent he had, but he didn't expect Tang Qing to tell jokes, who wouldn't.

Cunning, Xie Wendong snorted in his heart.

Originally, Xie Wendong wanted to encourage everyone to force Tang Qing to come to a show, but he was forced back by Tang Qing's cold eyes, he didn't expect Tang Qing's eyes to be so terrifying, he was so frightened that he trembled, as if he was being stared at by some beast, and he didn't dare to say a word.

This is Tang Qing discovered that the source qi can be released due to the incident of piercing the sandbag last time, and then he experimented with it, as long as he wants, he can use any part of the body to send it out, but to achieve the ability to break armor, it is only useful if it is next to the body, and it cannot fight cattle in the air.

He thought of his eyes at that time, of course, this was not to attack with his eyes, but to deter, he found that according to his emotions, the source qi emanating from the eyes had different effects, such as being happy, the source qi emitted by the eyes would make others happy, and the same was true for other emotions, just now seeing that Xie Wendong still wanted to do something, he directly learned the unique temperament of Han Leng and glared at Xie Wendong.

He had tried it before, glared at a vicious dog in the community with a source of energy, and directly scared the vicious dog that yelled at everyone except the owner so frightened that he hid in the corner with his tail between his legs, and didn't dare to make a sound at all, knowing that the effect was so good, he was so excited at the time, and then he gave a kind look to the frightened vicious dog, and the dog instantly wagged its tail and begged for pity, so well-behaved, if it wasn't for Tang Qing being scared in the end, the dog would probably desperately break free from the chain and go home with him.

However, although the source qi can carry emotions, but it can't carry information, at that time he thought that the source qi can transmit happiness and anger, that can transmit other information, for example, let the puppy sit down, but the result is very disappointed, the vicious dog can't understand at all, no matter how much he tries, it is useless, which also makes him know that the source qi value can only transmit emotions, and this emotion can be transmitted to the depths of the other party's brain, but it cannot transmit specific information.

The key is that the system of the pit dad still has no comment, it is not humane at all, it is like the system in the novel and the joys, sorrows, sorrows, and sorrows, and can also communicate, and work hard for the welfare of the host, think about this system that even the word artificial intelligence is a bit choked, Tang Qingzhen doesn't know why the person who created it didn't let it have some emotions or something, and he didn't even let it change its name, and he didn't know if he asked, like an uncle.

Tang Qing didn't want to complain about this anymore.

"Ahem, that's good, let's stop the things on our hands and mouths first, so as not to spray the faces of the classmates around and before and after when you get it, not to mention the feelings and friendship between the classmates, and waste food, then I will be guilty of too much, declare in advance, I will not be responsible for the consequences of disobedience, are the students ready?" Tang Qing said with a smile, sometimes really, it feels very good to be noticed by many people.

"Haha, get ready. ”

"Don't worry, you don't have to be responsible, hurry up. ”

"That's it, Tang Qing hurry up. ”

"Is this a joke?"

The classmates listened to it for a while, they didn't expect that Tang Qing, who is usually not leaky, was quite funny, Tang Qing had only talked on the blackboard before, and he was very serious, and it was the first time to be so open.

"Okay, let's get to the point, listen up, this is a series of jokes that happened on the elementary school campus, and the name is ------ Xiaoming. Tang Qing said with a flat face.

When is the best time to tell a joke?

Of course, it's when the person who talks about it is serious.

Otherwise, you'll be laughing halfway through, and even the funniest jokes will be greatly reduced.

The classmates were also looking forward to and wondering.

Xiao Ming: What a common name.

Why get out?

Did you make a mistake?

Tang Qing took a deep breath and said slowly: "

In the classroom, Xiao Ming leaned his head on the table and did not listen to the lecture.

The teacher came over and asked with concern, "Xiao Ming, are you sick again?"

Xiao Ming didn't raise his head and said, "Yes, I have a headache." ”

The teacher said, "Do you have a doctor's certificate? Take it out and you can go home and rest!"

Xiao Ming said: "It's because the doctor doesn't issue a certificate, so I have a headache." ”

Teacher: "Get out of here... ”

"Hahaha. ”

"I don't have a headache if I don't open the certificate. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

。。。。。。

The teacher asked Xiao Ming to get up and answer questions in class, wanting to exercise his courage.

Xiao Ming said weakly: "... Teacher, I... I won't... ”.

The teacher said loudly, "You can't be like a man?"

Xiao Ming was thoughtful... Finally, Xiao Ming slapped the table angrily and yelled, "Lao Tzu won't!"

Teacher: "Get out of here." ”

。。。。。。

In history class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: Do you know what Li Shizhen's works are?

Xiao Ming replied: I don't know his writings, but I know what his last words before he died.

The teacher was curious and asked him what he said.

Xiao Ming: This grass is poisonous.....

Teacher: You get out!-

。。。。。。

Xiao Ming: Teacher, I want to ask you a question.

Teacher: Get out!

Xiao Ming: Teacher, I really just wanted to ask a question

Teacher: Ni get me out of the women's bathroom!!

。。。。。。

Teacher: Xiao Ming, get out.

Xiao Ming: Why, I didn't do anything.

Teacher: Because I'm going to ask a question!

"Haha... ”

"I'm laughing to death, Xiao Ming is so cute. ”

"Tang Qing, you are so funny, sympathize with Xiao Ming. ”

"No, you should sympathize with his teacher. ”

"yes, hahaha. ”

"I can't see it... ”

"No, one more, another one... ”

"It's, one more, no, ten more. ”

。。。。。。

After listening to Xiao Ming's series, the students almost laughed, but they still felt a little unfinished.

"Okay, then I'll have a few more, it's nothing anyway. Tang Qing said with a smile

Although I can't remember many songs in my previous life, I remember a lot of funny jokes, just like Xiao Ming rolls away, whenever he is bored and bored, it is his daily routine to watch funny videos, so he remembers a lot of jokes, especially the series of big events in later generations, which he never expected, and put it away while reading a book, and he will put it down while reading a book, and he will put it down in many funny web dramas in later generations, put it aside and listen to it repeatedly, no way, life is stressful, watch the video to relieve fatigue.

"Hahaha. ”

"No more".

"Tang Qing, you can go to the sketch"

"It's promising. ”

。。。

After more than ten minutes, Tang Qing told a lot of jokes and jokes, making the classmates laugh so badly, one by one they dared to eat for a while, so as not to choke, this is different from the jokes they usually hear, so novel and... It's the first time they've heard a rebellious joke.

Xie Wendong couldn't help laughing a few times, but when he thought that it was Tang Qing, he immediately stopped smiling, his face was tangled, his face was red, and he looked at Tang Qing... I don't feel anything, it's cool to defeat such a low-level and brainless opponent.

Seeing that the time is almost up, Tang Qing is about to finish, and he doesn't remember much, many of them are talk shows and jokes, and there are not many suitable jokes to tell, and if he continues to talk about it, he will be hollowed out by this group of people.

"Okay, classmates, I don't have any inventory either, so let's have another brain teaser at the end, and find a classmate to cooperate. Tang Qing said.

The classmates didn't say anything when they heard it, they talked for more than ten minutes, and they added a lot of coaxing in the middle, so many paragraphs, it's good to remember them, and it would be embarrassing if Tang Qing didn't come down again.

"Well, just thank you, classmates, remember to answer within three seconds. Tang Qing said to Xie Wendong, the matter has come here, of course Xie Wendong will come to the end, no matter what the result is, he will be invincible.

As soon as Xie Wendong heard Tang Qing call him, he didn't accept it at first, you can't let me come up, you can answer if you ask me to answer,。。。 Design the rolling of this line.

But we can't fall behind, so Xie Wendong stood up and said to Tang Qing: "You can solve the question." ”

"Well, listen up, you and others are running 100 meters, running, and you have surpassed the second place, so how many are you now?" Tang Qing said with a smile.

"I'm number one ... Wait, I'm number two. Xie Wendong replied in a hurry, his heart was dangerous, and at the same time he looked at Tang Qing's eyes full of pride, at this level, I want to come ten.

"This has been answered by Mr. Xie, well, the second question, if you exceed the last place, how many are you? Tang Qing said with a smile

"Last place, of course. Xie Wendong said with a natural expression, this question came twice, and he was not stupid, in his opinion, Tang Qing's brain was funny.

"Mr. Xie, yes, then, the third question, as soon as a pig comes out of the pigsty, why does it hit the tree directly. Tang Qing asked with a mysterious smile.

"Because his brain doesn't turn. Xie Wendong answered in an instant, usually the fox friends and dog friends in H County play together, how can this simple sharp turn be difficult to get him, it is even simpler than the one just now.

Cut, I have never seen the earthly buns, Xie Wendong despised Tang Qing in his heart.

"Student Xie, smart, okay, everyone eat and drink well. Tang Qing applauded a few times and said with a smile, looking at Xie Wendong's eyes with a slight hint of banter, he turned around and returned to his place after speaking.

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