220 Cute April Fool's Day (4/6)

It's great to spend the time wasted in the classroom.

Two hours later, Wang Yufei stretched.

The girl next to me is still working with full attention.

Staring at the screen with both eyes, a wisp of bangs fell from his forehead and put it on his cheeks, but he couldn't hide the tall nose bridge, a very beautiful silhouette, Wang Yufei took out his mobile phone and quietly saved this picture in his mobile phone.

Well, being able to do what you are interested in, and having the people you love by your side, is probably happiness.

The anger was washed away by the small happiness in front of him.

"Do you want to take a break, how about going for a walk?" Wang Yufei suggested.

A healthy lifestyle has always required a rejection of sedentary lifestyles.

"Haven't done much work yet?" Lu Yuxin responded casually.

"No, haven't you been doing it for a long time?" Wang Yufei asked in surprise.

Lu Yuxin turned her head sideways, smiled, slightly showed a neat row of small white teeth, and said playfully: "I have studied the Criminal Law and the Law on the Protection of Minors for more than half an hour." ”

Dizzy!

Brain swelling!

Hearing that there were two law majors that could be studied for four years, Wang Yufei knew that the little girl in front of him was restless again.

Serious people, who has nothing to do with studying these things for half an hour?

After thinking about it for a while, Wang Yufei asked helplessly: "Okay, dear, where did you send the battle book?"

"On the official websites of Intel and AMD, aren't the war letters sent to the enemy like this?"

Lu Yuxin raised her head and asked innocently.

"Oh!"

Wang Yufei nodded, and then quickly typed a URL into the browser.

Fortunately, it's not too much.

Then I looked at the other one, and it was no problem.

"Well, the Microsoft bug before you used it?" Wang Yufei asked.

Lu Yuxin nodded and added, "I also used a springboard." ”

"Whew, let's go, go for a walk. ”

"Aren't you angry?"

"There's nothing to be angry about, who in a serious company will pay attention to the official website!"

"Are you sure you're not talking back?"

"Nope!"

Wang Yufei shook his head, and then said, "Fortunately, today is April 2nd." ”

"Huh?"

Lu Yuxin was stunned, and then a little frustrated: "How did I forget this? California, which belongs to the West Eighth District, is sixteen hours behind the capital time of the East Eighth District, and it will be April Fool's Day when the other side wakes up?"

"Hmm!" Wang Yufei nodded and said, "It's really a beautiful festival. ”

......

Early morning, California, USA.

Robert was running in a park in the affluent neighborhood of the San Francisco Bay Area.

When people reach middle age, only by insisting on exercise can they be more energetic.

The heat was steaming on the top of his head, and from time to time beads of sweat oozed from his forehead.

Forty years ago, when Robert was a child, he didn't like sports.

At that time, he liked to sit on the lawn and watch the planes.

A plane in the sky!(Correct the idea that you have crooked thoughts when you see an airplane.) )

Fortunately, his house is not far from the airport, and from morning to night, there are planes in the sky and then disappear.

At that time, in this child's heart, being able to sit on an airplane every day must be the happiest thing in the world.

At that time, his dream was to have a plane to pick him up and drop off every day when he commuted to and from work like his father.

Forty years later, Robert has been able to achieve his childhood dreams through his own struggles, but now not only is he not commuting by plane, but he is even beginning to hate long journeys in airplanes.

This is probably the price of growing up, setting a great goal for yourself, and after you can achieve it, you can no longer find the simple and beautiful happiness of childhood.

His name is Robert Swan, and he endorses Intel.

Yes, he is the current president of Intel.

The leader of a giant general-purpose chip company.

A man who dreams of flying every day for an hour.

......

An hour later, Robert was already sitting at his desk in the villa.

This is the habit of this domineering president, before going to the company, he must go through the things that need to be done here today.

This is a habit that Robert developed when he was a senior financial director at Intel.

Yes, before he became president, Robert was in finance.

Probably because the previous president of Intel was fired for having a relationship with an employee of the company, the board of directors felt that it needed to find a more thoughtful president, so Robert was chosen.

After all, if even these two CEOs are fired because of falling in love with internal employees, such an international large company will not look good.

What the?

You ask, what does falling in love have to do with being thoughtful?

Of course, if you are thoughtful enough, even if you fall in love with an employee within the company, there is a high probability that you will not be discovered by competitors, and then exposed as a target for attack.

So if Robert is going to step down one day, at least it won't be the same reason as the previous one.

......

After handling most of the matters, Robert habitually opened the company's official website.

Then his brow furrowed, but the next moment he seemed to think of something, and he gently stretched it out again.

Well, today is April 1st.

So is this the April Fool's joke this year?

All right......

It seems to be a little interesting.

Intel loses general-purpose chip supremacy?

If that day does come, it must be the end of the world, right?

Hahaha......

Now the young people in the company have a sense of humor!

Well, what is he going to joke with the employees today?

Wouldn't it be a good joke to lay off 50 percent of the global workforce?

......

"Hey, you did the copywriting on Rosen's official website, right? The boss said you're going to be fired!"

Early in the morning, someone patted Rosen, who had just sat at his desk, and said.

"Copywriter, what copywriter, why, fired?" Lawson, who is in charge of the maintenance of the official website, looked confused.

"Hahaha, stop making a fuss! So we're going to keep joking like this today?"

Lawson opened the official website in a daze, and then saw the content on the website.

"Ah...... Haha, I thought you wouldn't read the official website early in the morning! Serious people, who has nothing to do with reading the official website in the morning!"

"Yes, I don't usually read it, but today is April Fool's Day! Oh, happy April Fool's Day, Rosen baby, the expulsion is a joke with you, go to the head there, your copywriting makes the big boss very satisfied, and you are going to be promoted!"

"Really?" Rosen's eyes widened, trying to make his reaction as calm as possible, not like he was scared into a cold sweat by the typography on the front page.

"What are you lying to! Look, the head is waving at you. ”

Rosen looked up and saw that it was, but he reacted quickly......

There is not only one type of layoff called April Fool's Day layoff, but also another type of promotion called April Fool's Day promotion......

"Can you stop making trouble?!Oh my God, cute April Fool's Day!"